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Christianity EtcRe: Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian by joseph1832(m): 7:20am On Mar 14, 2015
Empiree:
You mean like this

Kill Men, Women, and Children
"Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, "Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple." So they began by killing the seventy leaders. "Defile the Temple!" the LORD commanded. "Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!" So they went throughout the city and did as they were told." (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT)
And what about your religion?
Christianity EtcRe: Top Ten Signs You're A Fundamentalist Christian by joseph1832(m): 7:11am On Mar 14, 2015
Empiree:
You mean your god was nailed?. You have no shame saying that publicly. Christianity is dead. Go and watch 'ACADIP' on youtube how they trash christianity. I don't have time at present to trash that nonsense doctrine of yours. Your concept of God is completely flawed
And what about your god? What kind of god sit back and relax while his demented followers slaughter their fellow human beings like animals, defile underage girls and absolutely run amok when their prophet is abused!.

I still can't understand you people, you'll go into a frenzy when your prophet is abused but keep mute when your god is mocked! Who is greater, your god or your prophet?.

Before you cast stones at another mans religion, make sure you check yours well eh!

Christianity and Islam (the followers) are the two religion responsible for almost half of the worlds misery today!!!.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions About Demon Possession - Nairaland Demonology Experts by joseph1832(m): 10:28pm On Mar 12, 2015
If there's a demon of poverty I see no reason why there won't be a demon of corruption!.

I believe all our politicians should go for healing immediately!. grin.

On a more serious note, OP did the man of God give the girl anything do drink?.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by joseph1832(m): 10:11pm On Mar 12, 2015
Jennimma:
hmmm interesting.

Am going through the thread. I will definitely see it smiley
Cool
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by joseph1832(m): 9:50pm On Mar 12, 2015
Jennimma:
oops I didn't see it. You posted it on this thread?
Nope! The first thread, its on page 10 I think. I didn't mention you because you were suppose to decipher it, I made the poem pretty lucid as to whom I was referring to.

Jigsawkillah did the deciphering, and he did it pretty well! His poetic mind never fails....
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season 6 {Day 1} by joseph1832(m): 9:40pm On Mar 12, 2015
Jennimma:
Sageperv, that was a nice one there cool


What's with everyone ...the thread seems dull lipsrsealed undecided
Em to let the cat outta the bag, I tried wooing you, I wrote you a Haiku poem. You didn't decipher it or you ignored it, or may be you didn't see it, who knows....
PoliticsRe: School Kids Referred To Buhari. As President Buhari by joseph1832(m): 1:07pm On Mar 12, 2015
This is a welcome development. Its nice seeing GMB visit these kids. I believe the visit will make their day!.

Waiting to see GEJ and he also pay kids in secondary schools visits.

I just pray they don't call him clueless by mistake. shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ibrahimovic On Chelsea Red Card: I Felt Like I Had 11 Babies Around Me by joseph1832(m): 9:46am On Mar 12, 2015
OP we need to see a picture of Ibrahimovic here ASAP.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by joseph1832(m): 11:31pm On Mar 11, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Kudos PSG


Mou's tactics just didn't work for him today. Ibra's red made them think the game was done.

na my gf go use head carry am today sha
Ha Ha Ha!.
PoliticsRe: Breaknews:tinubu In Aso Rock To Negotiate With The Presidency by joseph1832(m): 11:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Tinubu in Aso Rock to negotiate with the presidency hmmmm. Tinubu seeing the picture coming out from his estate (lagos) which maybe taken away from him. Tinubu willing to sell the soul of APC just to keep lagos. Tinubu promised the presidency that he will stop funding APC presidential campaign, which he has done. When last did you see buhari campaign advert on Tv or see Buhari have a major program since he came back from london hospital,
VOICEOFMISCHIEF! That's what you should call yourself!.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Unplugged! The 22 Qutable Quotes Of A Clueless President by joseph1832(m): 11:21pm On Mar 11, 2015
Yareey:
He is right tho

American's know everything!! grin

2 and 21 are pretty bad Bleep ups. He is admitting corruption/telling he will play favorites next round undecided Who admits that!
A clueless president by the name Goodluck Jonathan.

*So sad*
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by joseph1832(m): 11:19pm On Mar 11, 2015
DrAify:
50 billion dollars wink grin
Lol! Not even Haim Saban has that amout!. cheesy.
BusinessRe: Dstv Enough Is Enough by joseph1832(m): 11:52am On Mar 11, 2015
pwerrymansion:
there you go!!! Now tell me how they'll be concerned or affected by that which is eating/draining the pocket of an average Nigerian! I concur with u strongly that we should device a means to put a quell to these onerous situation caused by these firms.
The truth is those who benefit from this will never let any attempt that will take away their benefit see the light of day.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Unplugged! The 22 Qutable Quotes Of A Clueless President by joseph1832(m): 11:33am On Mar 11, 2015
Funny thing is the PDP supporters are busy shouting Buhari is brain dead because he doesn't remember the full meaning of INEC, they scream he has no certificate he can rule us!.

Well GEJ is a certified PhD holder and look at the nonsense he's spewing! His supporters can not even accost and admonish him for making a mockery out of himself and the nation!.

To the PDPians, if you say Buhari is brain dead, I wonder what you'll say about Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Unplugged! The 22 Qutable Quotes Of A Clueless President by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Mar 11, 2015
Yareey:
2, 3, 5, 11, 12, 18, 21 made me laugh my ass off.
You aint seen nothing yet! You should read his wife's quotes, I guarantee you will first grasp for breath, then laugh and laugh again till tears drops down your eyes. You might even choke!. Lol. grin
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Unplugged! The 22 Qutable Quotes Of A Clueless President by joseph1832(m): 11:07am On Mar 11, 2015
Honestly, I read up to number 17 and gave up!. This guy called Goodluck Jonathan is one heck of a clueless individual!.

As a man is, so is his wife! I even wonder who is more clueless, GEJ or PEJ.
BusinessRe: Dstv Enough Is Enough by joseph1832(m): 8:30am On Mar 11, 2015
pwerrymansion:
abeg Joseph let's not go into those service provider ish. Especially MTN, those pple are corporate-legal-thieves! And of course our leaders are to be blamed. Do you know the kind of deal or compromise they must have struck with these firms? As long as their wallets are fat, the masses can go to hades. sad
I heard that DSTV give all senators and house of reps members free unlimited viewing and these service providers recharge their phones on a daily basis.

I believe its high time we speak out against this tyrannical people who want to ruin us with their imperialistic tendencies.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers Lets Meet Here. by joseph1832(m): 8:24am On Mar 11, 2015
goshap:
thats not xtainity, or gods way, the only thing not allowed in xtainity is DOUBT, doubt is a sin cause it ruins faith, ever heard of the phrase "doubting Thomas ", you do know its from the bible right and not just english. Good. Ever heard of obedient jerry, zombie Jeremy anywhere in ds bible?. God requires obedience, full obedience without doubt and trust, he never says dont ask or challenge me, what he says is obey me now challenge me later. AND I SWEAR IF YOU JUST TRUST HIM AND OBEY WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS, WHEN HIS DONE YOU, WONT BE ABLE TO ASK UR QUESTIONS CAUSE THE ANSWER WOULD BE INFRONT OF YOUR.




GOD IS THE ENTITY THAT MAKES THE WISDOM OF MEN FOOLISHNESS BEFOR THAT VERY MAN.

YOU DONT ASK A STREAM WHERE IS IT GOING, YOU FOLLOW ITS CURRENT, AND YOU'LL ARRIVE AT ITS END POINT.
That's the more reason why pastors today are making a healthy living of the Nigerian masses.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers Lets Meet Here. by joseph1832(m): 8:20am On Mar 11, 2015
goshap:
xactly so fs point u have is invalid
What on Earth are you yapping about?.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers Lets Meet Here. by joseph1832(m): 3:28am On Mar 11, 2015
goshap:
people change nigga, the confinement of marriage is a real life prison people get bored n desire variety.
You speak as if all people get bored and desire the variety you speak of!.

There are some who stay in that prison and keep to their marital vows you know.
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by joseph1832(m): 2:34am On Mar 11, 2015
DrAify:
Small bucks undecided
How much will impress you?.
BusinessRe: Dstv Enough Is Enough by joseph1832(m): 12:39am On Mar 11, 2015
pwerrymansion:
With their now boring channels aside the football and the cartoon that keep the guys and kids entertained. I for one rarely sit down to watch tv. If na only me dey their market, they for don begin sell agege bread! Their level of exploitation is worrisome. Kai!
Is it their fault! You blame the useless people who allow them to exploit us. The same thing goes with these network providers, MTN, Airtel and the likes... See how they exploit us like no mans business.
Poems For ReviewRe: I do by joseph1832(m): 12:28am On Mar 11, 2015
'I do' will do just fine.
Christianity EtcRe: Gays & Lesbians Are Sinners And They Will Go To Hell If... by joseph1832(m): 11:35pm On Mar 10, 2015
VirginFinder:
My opinion? NO!
It's funny how you easily resort to the Bible you choose to judge and despise when push comes to shove, albeit wrongly.
I didnt even have to look it up to know where you are driving at.

You see, it's the Bible judging everyone of us here. Are you gay or a lover of gays? You are hell-bound just like every other sinner.

It's not about me, at all. It's about letting everyone know that Biblical standards will never change no matter how long.

Gays and lesbians are living in error and will end up in hell if they dont repent.
What about this so called men of god who say "masturbation isn't a sin?".
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by joseph1832(m): 11:31pm On Mar 10, 2015
dechandel:
Blanket?? Who is he?? Ohh.. You mean blankhead??
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Give Jonathan A Benefit Of Doubt- Abdulsalami by joseph1832(m): 10:19pm On Mar 10, 2015
ozoigbondu:
The elections will hold and nothing will stop pa buhari from crying again.Jonathan will trumiph and will be cornated on may 29 while haters can keep on hating.

Most importantly GEJ till 2019
And when you heart is broken come March 28 you'll simply learn the basic truth that "assumption is the mother of all f_kups".
PoliticsRe: Ivory Coast Ex-first Lady, Simone Gbagbo Jailed 20 Years For Election Violence by joseph1832(m): 9:00pm On Mar 10, 2015
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

A lesson GEJ and PEJ along with their cohorts should learn.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Family Picture by joseph1832(m): 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2015
Which of his sons were accused of selling ticket to heaven with him? grin
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by joseph1832(m): 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2015
firestar:
undecided

What?
Never mind, I'm just goofing around. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Are These Two Ladies The Most Beautiful Ladies On Nairaland? by joseph1832(m): 5:53pm On Mar 10, 2015
I find it interesting that almost all here see beauty as facial!. That shows the mindset of the people here.

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