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EducationRe: Is There Anyone Here Who Can Solve This Permutation And Combination Question? by josh123(m): 11:54am On Dec 12, 2020
Using the permutation formular, the sequence of the binary letters coincides with the set of the two numbers which will then give u "Z" as the correct answer
HealthRe: My Experience With Sleep Paralysis by josh123(m): 5:34pm On Dec 11, 2020
Scary!!! Mine was when I was asleeop, I felt weak all of a sudden in my sleep I could not move any part of my body then a thought crossed my mind that if I do not force my self out I might just die in my sleep, I had to use all my remaining strength to move my head, suddenly I woke up.



Another one was when I slept with my back facing down and my front facing uoward, I started hearing evil laughs, u know like those demonic laugh, immediately I heard it I woke up. Someone actually told me it was because of the way I slept.
PhonesRe: MTN Xtraspecial Tarrif Plan: With Just N2000 You Can Get 6GB Dats by josh123(m): 5:50pm On Dec 10, 2020
Thompz43:
the reason You're seeing this data deal is because you haven't recharge..by the time you top up ur airtime you will see different things....
true, mtn na thief
RomanceRe: Welcome To Nigeria My Country by josh123(m): 4:33pm On Dec 10, 2020
rotimioluwamuyi:
people like you are liability to Nigeria , Nigeria can't grow if people like you are still there
tell me why u think Nigeria can't grow because of me
CelebritiesRe: Mr Eazi Announces Plan To Sell Shares On His Songs To Fans by josh123(m): 1:42am On Dec 10, 2020
I just registered
HealthRe: New Virus 10k Hospitalized In India? by josh123(m): 9:40pm On Dec 09, 2020
igbowoman:
New virus in town.
God help us
how true is this news?
RomanceRe: Welcome To Nigeria My Country by josh123(m): 9:35pm On Dec 09, 2020
Were by, were by, were by. Which school u go self? if u no sabi English type in pidgin
Christianity EtcRe: What If ! Philosophical Questions Theories And Answers by josh123(m): 7:20pm On Dec 09, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Blackholes the very birth of life and its doom
Every single being and matter has its origin from space , iron , plasma, even virus (dead by origin ) live in the debris of Space, Mountains and Rocks


SupersNovas are the most violent death of a Star ( in basics a Sun) , how then are stars born , very similar to tge idea of general birth really , the sperm racing towards the eggs of a woman , through nuclear fusion ,this photon trapped in every blackhole tries in every which way possible to get out so it bounces all and about the black hole till just maybe a burst of light will be able to reach the very dense surface of the black hole , this gives massive burst of light littering space with massive chaotic burst of photons and gas , bigger Suns ( Red Giants) tend to go off faster than smaller stars like our sun , images below are of the birth of stars from a blackhole , and an actual death of a red giant caught by the Hubble spacecraft





We ask ourselves why are we here.....
What if theres no reason
What if like Rocks and Mountains exist without a reason we do without one too ,
we walk around every day looking for a purpose to a meaningless pattern, and maybe find someone to join you in this endless pattern, seems now two confused walkers may now have a purpose , which is to replicate itself using its DNA like viruses to create different forms of itself in the cycle called reproduction where again new beings continue with the meaningless essence of life
What if we are here to consume and be consumed again just like the virus and every other thing in space including our young sun growing consuming planets as the black hole spirals faster consuming galaxies

3rd photo shows our Sun turning to a red giant

To be continued
You are wrong on how stars(sun) are born. Black hole do not give birth to a star, rather a star gives birth to a black hole. When some stars are about to die the core of that stars collapse because of the intense mass and gravity creating a black hole, nothing escape a black hole, not even light. A sun is born with the aid of gravity and suoermassive hot gas. If jupiter were to accumulate more gas it would have become a sun.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Eniola Badmus Shares Beautiful Wooden Bending Picture On Instagram by josh123(m): 11:39am On Dec 09, 2020
Nigerians and the word "AM" always using AM instead of I'M
EducationRe: Good Handwriting Intimidate, Please Check This by josh123(m): 8:47am On Dec 09, 2020
Uyi168:
. I know nonesense when I see one.
you are not a kid, don't expect me to do research for u
EducationRe: Good Handwriting Intimidate, Please Check This by josh123(m): 6:32am On Dec 09, 2020
Uyi168:
. Source of your research please??
check google
Christianity EtcRe: Dreamt Of Having Sex Yesterday Am Scared by josh123(m): 9:28pm On Dec 08, 2020
Lol, bro u funny as fucck!!!. Its called a wet dream, its a way ur system gets rid of excess sperm in ur scrotum
EducationRe: Good Handwriting Intimidate, Please Check This by josh123(m): 8:46pm On Dec 08, 2020
Saao:
Good handwriting
research has shown that people with good handwriting has less brain power than those with bad handwriting
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Beginning To Think That.... by josh123(m): 5:10pm On Dec 08, 2020
Inkopere:
Hello nairalanders,

I'm beginning to think that church is scam, may God have mercy on me if what I'm thinking is wrong but, I just got back from a Thanksgiving Sunday, everything is so discouraging, how can they ask for money, money, money and don't give back to society.

For example if you meet them for financial assistance they will say hope on the Lord and they will pray for you, but when they need, they will collect from members, I don't understand.

When I was a teenager (though it was white garment church) you will see as they will cook for everyone and even share items, buying and selling of items, it was fun and everyone was happy, but these days Pentecostal it's all about " bring your tithe, bring your vow, bring your seed, bring your salary, bring your gold, " please I need some encouragement to continue coz it's becoming annoying, I thought giving should come from the heart, this one now is forceful giving, please house what is the way forward.


No insults, matured response please
A real church won't force u to pay tithe and offering, u give from the heart, if u were forced, God won't accept it because you didn't pay willingly. I will advise u to change ur church, u can try deeper life bible church
Christianity EtcRe: Let’s Talk About Aliens And UFO by josh123(m): 4:58pm On Dec 08, 2020
Op, since u are the only one seeing it, then something is wrong with u. You are delusional
RomanceRe: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by josh123(m): 12:58pm On Dec 08, 2020
Nairalanders no go kill person
RomanceRe: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by josh123(m): 12:54pm On Dec 08, 2020
UnBanEbenezer:
apk (Android), Deb (Linux) or exe (PC)?
which one
apk Android
RomanceRe: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by josh123(m): 11:37am On Dec 08, 2020
UnBanEbenezer:
which app you take do this stuff?
Autodesk
RomanceRe: I’m Beautiful Please..luminouz you once call me beautiful by josh123(m): 10:28am On Dec 08, 2020
Casalindal:
I have been silent I have watched luminouz speak low of me. You so fake I call you that because you are a lying bitch ass man. A year ago you addressed me as beautiful I got receipts.. to even think you don’t even had the shamed and hide your face.

Well it’s fine. keep deceiving those people who do not know you to be the biggest simp of all time, I will not drag words with you I got your receipts and I will expose you keep coming for me your nudes are saved in my cloud
you are always on nairaland with one issue to another one. is this you??

CelebritiesRe: “I Will Marry You If Ned Nwoko Marries Another Wife” – Regina Daniels’ Brother by josh123(m): 4:41pm On Dec 07, 2020
Definitely fuccking
PoliticsRe: We Can No Longer Deliver On Our Promises - Osinbajo by josh123(m): 10:55am On Dec 07, 2020
Davash222:
Osibanjo is not qualified to contest for President with this statement. We can’t reinforce failure.
at least he said the truth
EducationRe: Some Architectural Masterpiece Around The World by josh123(m): 9:23pm On Dec 05, 2020
Lagos and abuja fine pass these ones by far
RomanceRe: Video Of Beautiful Lady Working On The Street Naked After Been Used For Ritual. by josh123(m): 9:11am On Dec 05, 2020
agboifeanyi242:
was brought down by my domain host. but I can send it to you.
ok
RomanceRe: My Married Calabar Neighbour (18+) by josh123(m): 7:18am On Dec 05, 2020
Dreyton36:
Wahala nor they finish laye

I pack enter this new neighbourhood and everywhere they peaceful and there's good power supply

As a bachelor you know say you gats find info of where many joints they
Places like ghetto (weed)
Barber shop
Betting shop
Viewing centre
And beer parlour and so on

Just one peaceful evening as I dey come from ghetto base on say I don go tidy one or two arizona (weed)
Eye don dirty normally , I con dey hear woman voice wey they make phone call

Woman : u sef no dey tire for Toto shocked oya where we go meet tomorrow tell me make I know now o, my husband wahala sef too much

Yekpa the thing shock me , wetin I hear so ?

Anyway I go house they reason am but I no see the woman face wey they make the call na only her voice I hear cuz na one tiny road like that

In the morning I go cut my hair , some guys for the shop con dey talk about one Calabar woman wey like preeq (penis) pass food

For my mind nice one very loving topic , so I open ear down like antenna

Guy 1: you no go believe say even at 6th round she no dey tire despite all the mixture wey I take and she even they smoke s.k join

Damn , when I hear s.k (weed) automatically I don like the woman already , I like women wey dey weed

I con ask one of the guys

Me: bros which woman be that ?

Guy: u no go know her , na one Calabar woman o , she dey Bleep anybody shocked

Me: how much she dey collect

Guy: collect ke, na free o , and she fine die lipsrsealed

Me: give me her number if u get am

Guy : why not I go give you

I collect the number and plan on calling her in the evening

Some of my guys visit me for my new place , two of them no they use Toto pls at all , them prefer Toto than oil company job , and na because of them I collect the number , me no they nack married woman even if I shayo (drink)

I tell my guys the woman parol say she like fvck

Steve: na lie which kind she like fvck , if I fvck her once she go know say na better gbola jam her

Austin: no mind am he they hype the woman , she fit go 3 round?

Me: I hear say she even dey go 6 round and she no dey tire

My guys con make bet say them go run the woman parol one by one and Steve will go first

Steve call d woman number asap

Steve: hello

Calabar: yes who dey talk

Steve: my me na Steve and i collect your number from ur shop where u dey sell drinks

"I don already get the info say she dey sell drinks"

Calabar: okay but I no remember Sha but no problem, anything?

Steve: no prob I just wan see make we run mind

Calabar: but I no know u ooo , u wan use me do ritual?

Steve: no na , make we just reason I dey live for ur area sef

Calabar : oh really , ok by 6pm I go give you location

Steve: ok na I go dey wait

ENDS CALL

Steve and Calabar meet for one hotel , she dey spark like dollar
She they wear very short gown

Steve: thanks for coming


Calabar: ur face no look familiar

Steve: I just newly enter this area , na when I come ur shop I collect ur number , how come u don forget

Calabar: many people they come drink for my shop I no fit remember everybody nor vex

Steve : it's fine , you fine anyhow , your beauty just they enter my body like say make I just put ring for your finger

Calabar : lol thanks , but I don marry already na , how many ring u wan put again lol

Steve: E nor mean , u no say u be queen and me go like make me and you right well well

Calabar: I know where you dey drive to so calm down

She raise her gown go up small , flash Steve her Toto
Calabar: you see am ? E thick no rush shocked

My guy shock grin

Steve: wow so quick ?

Calabar : I no dey like many talk after all we are all adults na
And from the way you slim I know say u go gather load well well

Steve (still in shock) no be lie o

Give me few minutes make I piss

Steve calls my phone


Steve: guy wetin my eye see now ehn mouth no fit talk am , I don finally jam person wey pass me o
Imagine say that woman flash me kitten (pvssy) and I never even toast her o

Me: guy no dull do ur thing

Steve: u for give me full details na and true true the kpomo thick

Me: laughs

To be continued .......... Ur comments will determine if I should continue or not
boss continue I dey enjoy ur story
RomanceRe: My Married Calabar Neighbour (18+) by josh123(m): 7:17am On Dec 05, 2020
Dreyton36:
Wahala nor they finish laye

I pack enter this new neighbourhood and everywhere they peaceful and there's good power supply

As a bachelor you know say you gats find info of where many joints they
Places like ghetto (weed)
Barber shop
Betting shop
Viewing centre
And beer parlour and so on

Just one peaceful evening as I dey come from ghetto base on say I don go tidy one or two arizona (weed)
Eye don dirty normally , I con dey hear woman voice wey they make phone call

Woman : u sef no dey tire for Toto shocked oya where we go meet tomorrow tell me make I know now o, my husband wahala sef too much

Yekpa the thing shock me , wetin I hear so ?

Anyway I go house they reason am but I no see the woman face wey they make the call na only her voice I hear cuz na one tiny road like that

In the morning I go cut my hair , some guys for the shop con dey talk about one Calabar woman wey like preeq (penis) pass food

For my mind nice one very loving topic , so I open ear down like antenna

Guy 1: you no go believe say even at 6th round she no dey tire despite all the mixture wey I take and she even they smoke s.k join

Damn , when I hear s.k (weed) automatically I don like the woman already , I like women wey dey weed

I con ask one of the guys

Me: bros which woman be that ?

Guy: u no go know her , na one Calabar woman o , she dey Bleep anybody shocked

Me: how much she dey collect

Guy: collect ke, na free o , and she fine die lipsrsealed

Me: give me her number if u get am

Guy : why not I go give you

I collect the number and plan on calling her in the evening

Some of my guys visit me for my new place , two of them no they use Toto pls at all , them prefer Toto than oil company job , and na because of them I collect the number , me no they nack married woman even if I shayo (drink)

I tell my guys the woman parol say she like fvck

Steve: na lie which kind she like fvck , if I fvck her once she go know say na better gbola jam her

Austin: no mind am he they hype the woman , she fit go 3 round?

Me: I hear say she even dey go 6 round and she no dey tire

My guys con make bet say them go run the woman parol one by one and Steve will go first

Steve call d woman number asap

Steve: hello

Calabar: yes who dey talk

Steve: my me na Steve and i collect your number from ur shop where u dey sell drinks

"I don already get the info say she dey sell drinks"

Calabar: okay but I no remember Sha but no problem, anything?

Steve: no prob I just wan see make we run mind

Calabar: but I no know u ooo , u wan use me do ritual?

Steve: no na , make we just reason I dey live for ur area sef

Calabar : oh really , ok by 6pm I go give you location

Steve: ok na I go dey wait

ENDS CALL

Steve and Calabar meet for one hotel , she dey spark like dollar
She they wear very short gown

Steve: thanks for coming


Calabar: ur face no look familiar

Steve: I just newly enter this area , na when I come ur shop I collect ur number , how come u don forget

Calabar: many people they come drink for my shop I no fit remember everybody nor vex

Steve : it's fine , you fine anyhow , your beauty just they enter my body like say make I just put ring for your finger

Calabar : lol thanks , but I don marry already na , how many ring u wan put again lol

Steve: E nor mean , u no say u be queen and me go like make me and you right well well

Calabar: I know where you dey drive to so calm down

She raise her gown go up small , flash Steve her Toto
Calabar: you see am ? E thick no rush shocked

My guy shock grin

Steve: wow so quick ?

Calabar : I no dey like many talk after all we are all adults na
And from the way you slim I know say u go gather load well well

Steve (still in shock) no be lie o

Give me few minutes make I piss

Steve calls my phone


Steve: guy wetin my eye see now ehn mouth no fit talk am , I don finally jam person wey pass me o
Imagine say that woman flash me kitten (pvssy) and I never even toast her o

Me: guy no dull do ur thing

Steve: u for give me full details na and true true the kpomo thick

Me: laughs

To be continued .......... Ur comments will determine if I should continue or not
boss continue I dey enjoy ur story
CelebritiesRe: ''if I Become President, I Will Embezzle Money And Legalise W££d - Zlatan Says by josh123(m): 8:06am On Dec 03, 2020
at least he said the truth, majority of nigerians are hypocrites, if they have the opportunity to be in power they will embezle all the resources. the kind of people we have in power shows the kind of people nigerians are
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Gives Reason For Killing Farmers In Zabarmari, Issues New Warning by josh123(m): 10:37pm On Dec 01, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
You think Allah will forget what you have done? he said. lol

I just want to ask this forum one question and we should be honest in answering it.

If you are in a bus, what will be your reaction in these two cases scenario?

1. " A Muslim suddenly scream Allahu Akubar !!!!"

2. " A Christian suddenly screamed Praise thy Lord !!!!"

3. "In your reactions, which of the two is bringing insults to God's name based on your reactions.


No insults please, just answer the question
People that are ready for a kill for a perceived insult to God have been insulting God's name from generations to generations.
create ur own thread bro

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