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Car TalkRe: Wrong Overtaking: Who Is At Fault? by Joshkeith(m): 7:57pm On May 04, 2020
Take UK for example, they keep left when driving, while we keep right. So one can’t tell who is wrongfully overtaking from just a picture, because one don’t know for sure what side of the road they should keep..
CrimeRe: Live Robbery At Lekki: Police Kills 4 Of 5 Men by Joshkeith(m): 9:27am On Apr 23, 2020
dederocs:
read what i wrote, except you can't comprehend, am talking based on the topic, those guys were caught in the act. stop bantering out of point. live by the gun...the gun is only good for defensive purposes, not terrorising people with it.
Did you read when I wrote the robbers were caught in the act? Clearly you didn’t read well. Stop being defensive, you should be objective. You said they deserved to die because the prison is full and I said from the video I saw with the robber that was injured and wasn’t a threat didn’t deserved to be killed. Because we have a law Mr man. He should be tried. READ WELL! and also, have you heard of assault rifles? not just defending, you attack!!!!
CrimeRe: Live Robbery At Lekki: Police Kills 4 Of 5 Men by Joshkeith(m): 9:04am On Apr 23, 2020
dederocs:
prison don full...robbers caught in the act deserve death.
then the court is useless then, our laws are useless then. God forbid, if you were caught up in a mess you didn’t commit like these “ole” “ole” “ole” that often happens and you were just the wrong person at the wrong place and at the wrong time, you should therefore DESERVE to be killed because everyone says you’re a thief? No!! You’ll want a fair hearing, that’s why there is a court. Yes those robbers were caught in the act but from what I saw in that video, someone who has been boxed up like that isn’t a threat to you any longer, as a trained law enforcer, he shouldn’t have executed him in gangster style, clearly he was subdued,he should be brought to justice.
CrimeRe: Live Robbery At Lekki: Police Kills 4 Of 5 Men by Joshkeith(m): 8:51am On Apr 23, 2020
Or11:
Did that police officer just shoot an unarmed man? shocked
Asin ehn, that’s what I’ve been wondering. Yes, they were armed robbers, yes, they were intercepted, apparently, they were boxed up and had been defeated. If they engaged the police in a gun duel, then they can have their death sentence right there, but if the robbers didn’t engage you and ain’t a threat to you, you can’t shoot them. Those are the rules of engagement, instead, you apprehended them and let them face the wrath of the state in the court. But no, the chose the execution style of a gangster. Killing someone who isn’t a threat any longer. These policemen are worst armed robbers. They love to pull the trigger.
CareerRe: Kafayat Sanni: Nigeria's First Female Fighter Pilot (Pictures) by Joshkeith(m): 8:39am On Apr 23, 2020
NigerianSage:
First Female Fighter Pilots In History
. We’re proud of you. But your looks without make up was better than the one with make up on. You looked like crayon.
FamilyRe: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by Joshkeith(m): 11:02pm On Apr 19, 2020
Tweiker:
But you felt it was evil and that's why you have mentioned it here.

Once as a teen, I visited my aunt at Agbor, delta state and she complained bitterly of people stealing the plantains on her farm.

She has this big parcel of land on the outskirts of town with a few houses about. She planted cassava mostly but there are numerous plantain tress in groups here and there. When the trees bear crop and are about to reach harvest people steal them.

Know what I did?

I took empty bottles and put some sand in them then tied red cloth around them and tied each one to a prominent location on some of the tree so everyone could see it.

I stayed in Agbor for 6 months and not a single plantain got missing on that farm. The situation stayed so for almost 10 years until my aunt sold the land.

I wonder why? cheesy
local champion feeling important.
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 10:50pm On Apr 19, 2020
LordKO:
The male gender doesn't need to fear the female gender - the female gender is neither evil nor smarter than the male gender. Aside biological differences, both genders are the same in every other aspect of life - intellectually, morally, emotionally and psychologically. While as human beings, regardless of gender, we all aren't of the same ethical leanings.

Some human beings are of the manipulative ethical leanings (majority of women belong to this group for a particular reason) while some are of the diplomatic ethical leanings.

Disingenuousness, not smartness/cleverness, is what makes anyone of the manipulative ethical leanings dangerous - even an im^becile can take to disingenuousness, so it isn't rocket science. People who belong to the manipulative ethical leanings always outshine each other in bad things. But they can never outsmart and/or subjugate people who belong to the diplomatic ethical leanings - self-conquest and innate self-realization of each individual of the diplomatic ethical leanings are what make them superior over people of the manipulative ethical leanings.

Disingenuousness, imperiousness (crassness) and opportunism (expediency) are the major hallmarks of people of the manipulative ethical leanings.
makes sense
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 9:27am On Apr 19, 2020
Tweiker:
Hmmmmmm

Let's see,

1. Your profile is pubic property not private (or is this news to you?)
2. You agreed my mom is a saint and yours ain't. (I didn't help)
3. You refuse taking correction but claim to open to it (wa oooo)
4. You are a woman-wrapper (Just check your own profile for more info)
5. You've triggered my permanent stay here by the one way you could (what fvckery is this)



Did I miss anything? cool
should I follow you so that you won’t feel bad? should I follow men and talk about women? Because I follow women doesn’t mean I can’t talk about them. So what’s your point? Don’t worry I’ll follow you so that you’ll have peace. In everything you typed, what correction did you make? Maybe you should go back and check. From eat shit to other childish memes. Oga, I’ll follow you. Sorry.
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 3:02pm On Apr 18, 2020
Godfullsam:
It is not compulsory to keep a woman .

If what you wrote here is your perceptions about women, you can do yourself a favor by stay alone.
Nobody will force you to marry or date any lady.
. I made a contrast between women and men. The features one should be weary about because of their nature. I never talked about marriage or dating.. You could have done yourself a favor too by moving on to another thread. Its a public place. I didn’t force you.
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 2:57pm On Apr 18, 2020
Originalsly:
Bro.... women and men don't think the same..... they are wired differently. Certain behaviours by women should be expected.... it is their nature.... the same way it is in the nature of a man to 'cheat'. What is not in the nature of a man is to be verbally abusing women.... verbal abuse and condemnation is in the DNA of a woman. Check yourself......just saying.
. Clearly you don’t know what the term ‘verbal abuse’ means. Just make a valid point next time.
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 2:54pm On Apr 18, 2020
Tweiker:
Apart from the fact that your mother is a woman I find it very strange indeed that all the people you are following on NL are women too. You are obsessed with women yet here you are complaining bitterly about them.

One word for you Josh... HYPOCRITE!

undecided
Someone took an interest in me, had to check my profile. Lol. You’ve been the one taking this too personal. We already said your mom is a saint and my mom isn’t. This shouldn’t be a big deal should it? The last time I checked, it was my opinion and I stated clearly that I stand to be corrected. So what’s your deal? If you think its not sense, you should just check another thread. Stop killing yourself.
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 2:47pm On Apr 18, 2020
Tweiker:
'was'

Yes, she certainly was.... St. Catherine she was fondly called.
A king's daughter, so marriage as a young virgin was compulsory , bless her soul

So unfortunate about your mom though

It is well. Congrats.

Feel free to quote me again if you want to derail your thread.


grin
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 1:20pm On Apr 18, 2020
xendra:
all I hear you saying is

*men are not really as smart as they claim
*men are dumb
*men would still fall for something/someone even if they know it's not good for them
*men really have nothing to offer, women are only tolerating them
*men are always upto no good hence women never have any reason to put up with any except she is pretending and using him

SMH... if that's what you mean then you should see that you need work
It is all you think you understand I’m saying and not all you hear me saying because I didn’t say all of that. So relax dear, you are not a man. Try to be objective and do more of reflecting before saying what I didn’t say. Thank you
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 1:18pm On Apr 18, 2020
ugolinze123:
Hmm...this is deep. Will come back to comment
please do. I’ll like to hear from you
RomanceRe: Fear Women by Joshkeith(op): 1:17pm On Apr 18, 2020
Tweiker:
Your mother is a woman...

Never forget that as you go stereotyping
I already know that wise one. My mom is not a saint. Maybe your mom is a saint
RomanceFear Women by Joshkeith(op): 10:20am On Apr 18, 2020
This ain’t situation of you being gynophobic, if you are, you definitely need to see a doctor. Now, if you’ll agree with me that regardless of how beautiful this woman may be, how sexy, how enchanting, how sexually active, you should always be cautious of them. I stand to be corrected though. Some ladies may not agree with me. But the irony is that some of these ladies don’t even know the features of being women. Women can achieve what they want from you and have the capability of pretence for a long term. To cut it short, women are intelligent, very supportive when they choose to, they’ve have got that tendency to be loyal to you except they choose not to, they are very calculative. They can literally smell yours success miles away and will cling onto you, but if its the opposite, such relationship will die as quickly as it started. Also, they are very materialistic in nature. They’re persuasive and coercive, very deceitful. Most of the time, they’ve been the downfall of so many strong men. They can fake orgasms just to please you. They’re just the perfect liars that even the CIA realized this and started using them more for intelligence gathering. They are also manipulative. If you let them, they are just like viruses to eat you up. They know how to use their assests well to lure you to give in and this is because men by nature can be foolish. These women are smart and sensitive, just like the lioness, good at hunting. Arguably, 80 percent of women have been bitches once in their lives. Even with all these, we still fall for them because that it what it was meant to be. Nevertheless, you’ve still got to be weary of that smart, beautiful, intelligent lady you’ve got.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News!!! Davido Also Confirm Positive For Coronavirus After Second Test by Joshkeith(m): 4:35am On Mar 30, 2020
What kind of lie is this? So his name on Whatsapp is Davidoofficial abi? He’s positive on Whatsapp and a positive person is carrying his negative son on instagram abi? Why do you enjoy misleading people? Spreading fake news. What’s your gain? Happiness? Whoever you are, you need to stop. You just looked VERY STUPID. right now. Delete this shit now.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by Joshkeith(m): 10:49am On Mar 24, 2020
Pes13:
Lol. grin grin

The secret prayer of many people is for him to be positive.

In his mind, buhari will be like ntoor, tongue
LMAO����
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lady Who Tested Positive Shares The Symptoms She Experienced by Joshkeith(m): 9:40am On Mar 19, 2020
So after all these severe symptoms , you couldn’t remain in the UK, you came back to dash people abi?
RomanceRe: Should I Still Date Her 2 Of My Friends Have fvcked Her by Joshkeith(m): 1:14pm On Mar 18, 2020
SassyGem101:
What a wasted generation. Rubbish,!
All you people live and talk about everyday is sex sex.
If you didn’t want to be a part of it, you had no reason to click on this thread. You can be in the world of your own miss.
HealthRe: People With Type A Blood Likely To Contract Coronavirus Than People With Type O by Joshkeith(m): 1:06pm On Mar 18, 2020
This could just be a speculation. WHO haven’t told us that there are special types of blood that can’t be a carrier of the virus. They’ve just said wash your hands regularly. Period.
FamilyRe: Virginity Doesn't Guarantee A Stable Marriage (a Must Read for young ladies) by Joshkeith(m): 7:14am On Mar 18, 2020
As a matter of fact, most men like their women sexually experienced. I stand to be corrected though.
GamingRe: A Thread For The Lovers Of Chess by Joshkeith(m): 11:21pm On Mar 28, 2016
apparently, life is a game of chess
Jokes EtcRe: I Saw This Hilarious Conversation In An Elevator by Joshkeith(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2016
Lol. Brother, before the elevator door close, I go jump out.
RomanceRe: A Mother Of Two Kids Is Crushing Badly On Me What Do I Do? by Joshkeith(m): 12:09pm On Jan 22, 2016
Tell her you can be friends though. But that you have HIV. Bros she go RUN. Suggesting though. No take am personal o.
CelebritiesRe: #oyadab! The New Photo Style In Naija by Joshkeith(m): 12:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
Does this make any meaning? No it does not. Its empty and its only the populace that can follow this trend.
RomanceRe: She Charmed Her Boyfriend Through Food by Joshkeith(m): 12:08pm On Jan 20, 2016
nairaland
PoliticsRe: Biafra VS Boko Haram. Pix Of Their Arraignment by Joshkeith(m): 10:36am On Jan 20, 2016
How do the biafrans now become terrorist?. You know wetin be terrorism?. Biafrans who were unarmed singing solidarity songs for seccession are now terrorist abi?. The soldiers kill them like fowl, yet they are the terrorist abi? See BH wey kill their own people join, plus patriotic soldiers, beheading people anyhow are the ones to be given fair hearing and preferential treatment because they said they were suspect. Why army no naked the aledgelly caught shekau?. Politicians and the leaders are suffering from mental illness, yet they would be given significant positions in the country. No wonder PMB would go to the US leadership seeking economic help without any economic plan. What a shame.
PoliticsRe: Group Defends Minister For Turning DSS Official Into Shoe Shiner by Joshkeith(m): 1:29am On Jan 20, 2016
Mr leader, that is not the operative's job. For goodness sake, why will you see black and call it white?. The sss operatives jobs are are to watch vigilantly on their subject against any impending attack with the aid of intelligence. Not to clean shoe. What if there was treason impending, and the minister is under attack by people he knew few minutes ago, na so dem for turn the operative to suya and the oga minister. Let intelligence operatives be intelligence operatives. Do not mistake "high service" to professionalism. Even Obama dey carry en umbrella by himself when it rains. Na for this political immature country such rubbish happens.

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