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Properties / Picture Thread: Ongoing Remodeling Project: Umuahia. by Josnac(m): 5:41am On Sep 06, 2020 |
[b][/b] Hello guys, I trust September has been real good to everyone of you? Going straight to the point. Our objective is to redesign/remodel an old 3-bedroom bungalow into something beautiful to behold, with all rooms en-suite, a fairly large lounge/dining and a comfortable entrance porch. During the first stage of inspections I noticed that the building had a very low DPC, like it was visibly less than 200mm when compared to the street level. I also noticed that most buildings around the area, especially the bungalows, are built in this fashion. For the ones I've seen, this practice results in excessive dampness around the lower bases of the walls plus the floors within. So, our objective after making our observations known and recommendations approved, is to a. Raise the DPC level by at least 450mm above the actual ground level. b. Strengthen the walls and provide support for the parapet. c. Make up internal levels by filling up with laterite. Photos. 1 and 2 are the front shots of the existing building. 2 and 3 are different perspectives of the remodelled building and it is our expectations to replicate this, baring any unforeseen changes. Got any questions?? You can ask or DM via the WhatsApp link on my signature. 1 Like
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Crime / Re: Househelp Caught Trying To Poison Her Madam With Snipper (Photo, Video) by Josnac(m): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2020 |
Inside life..as in the woman technically used her money to hire someone who would have killed her??. 11 Likes |
Properties / Re: Case closed by Josnac(m): 11:10pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
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Properties / Re: Case closed by Josnac(m): 7:19pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Beloved2016: Good, then let him follow through. You can equally provide him with a photocopy/picture of the survey plan to aid in the design. |
Properties / Re: Case closed by Josnac(m): 1:48pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
Bro, sit down with your Architect, explain what you need to him and let him put it together in the best possible way. Also, before you made up your mind to build..I want to assume you have been to people's buildings, different designs and concepts and I equally want to believe that some of these, in addition to individual taste/choice ought to shape your idea of what would generally be comfortable for you as an intending landlord. Your building process is still in the planning stage and if you have a patient architect..you would be able to have the plan modified several times before you make a final choice. Me personally, I know individual choices differ, especially as it appears this plan you uploaded here looks to have been obtained online. Get an architect/engineer to give you something workable and suitable to the site/surroundings. Best wishes. 1 Like |
Properties / Re: Fire Breaks Out In LASTMA Yard, Guts 11 Impounded Vehicles by Josnac(m): 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2020 |
People's vehicles, people's sweat. I can bet some of those vehicles ended up there because the owners refused to part with "something for the boys". On one of my trips one day, I saw a full trailer load of cement parked in a mopol yard..all cement bags don block finish. In this country, we are always ingenious when it comes to frustrating each other. What will they tell the owners of those vehicles now? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: The Adorable Creatures Called Children! by Josnac(m): 9:37pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
mariahAngel: Epic!! |
Family / The Adorable Creatures Called Children! by Josnac(m): 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
[b][/b] Early this morning I managed to bump into a tweet by a Twitter user @gechife..where she gently and meticulously listed some lessons she has learnt while raising her male children..the tantrums they can play, the fits, jokes etc and my mind just flashed back to my encounter with one, between 3/4 years old or thereabout. I was with a client in Ikorodu yesterday, making payment for some bags of cement. While I was standing by, I saw this kid, very playful and energetic, he had a rubber band he was equally using to "ply his trade" (play). After a few minutes, I noticed he was playing around with one lady nearby, an aunt maybe..whom he playfully threatened with the rubber band, when she reaches for him, he'd run..after a while the lady got busy and the bobo switched attention to me. Dude wanted to use me for target practice with his rubber band. The fun part. I turned, gave him eye signal to "re-target" the lady from before, e no work. I told him if he shoots me, I will call police officers for him, come and see small boy bragging..it took all the strength in me to hold myself from laughing. He said "call Na, call police. I shoot you" I replied, if you shoot me, the police will shoot you oo, they are coming with gun., Oga said it's a lie. I told him Oya wait and see. I proceeded to retrieve my phone from my pocket to make a call, all this while the boy was standing not more than 5feet from me. I made sure I was audible enough in my fake call so he could hear..."hello, officer.. good evening Sir. Yes it's me, there is a little boy here that wants to shoot me"..by now he has stopped walking around and was paying attention to my fake call. I turned around, continued and acted like I was giving the policemen directions on how to get there. I intentionally mentioned "Agunfoye junction" which I'm sure the boy knows..and by the time I turned round, oga was nowhere to be found. Him don tear race! The laughter I was holding back just found its way out.. little did I know he went to hide somewhere to observe..after the call he came out again, continued bragging about how his daddy will bring soldiers. I was happy, I was moved. It was glad to know that the small boy has so much confidence in his father's capacity to protect him and he wasn't afraid to say so. I'm a lover of children, I can't even begin to narrate the encounters with my nephew and how much fun it can be. Children are adorable!! To the family-oriented men like me wey still dey market, may our homes be filled with these loving gifts from above. Got a story like this?? Share! 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma Petitions NJC, AGF Over ‘supreme Court Governor’ Tag By PDP by Josnac(m): 7:45am On Aug 11, 2020 |
May he prefers to be addressed as "His Excellency, the Hon. Supreme Court Governor" 9 Likes |
Education / Re: Game[caption Challenge] Caption These Wildlife Photos. by Josnac(m): 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Zi-zi, zimri my love..come inside the water I will do it gently. 4 Likes
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Education / Re: Game[caption Challenge] Caption These Wildlife Photos. by Josnac(m): 6:19pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Kai, this APC government and their wahala too much. 7 Likes
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Education / Re: Game[caption Challenge] Caption These Wildlife Photos. by Josnac(m): 6:18pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
12. I know you're lying, but continue. 15 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Ize-Iyamu, Ganduje, Osinbajo In Aso Rock (Photos) by Josnac(m): 3:43pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
�� I'm just wondering, can PYO still be able to look a congregation in their faces and tell them that thieves will go to hell.. just wondering. Lol, wailer Ke? Oga, abeg face front.. Dangote trailer dey come. Yebosola: 1 Like |
Computers / Re: Naked German Man Chases A Wild Boar After It Snatched His Laptop (Photos) by Josnac(m): 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
Why is the man so impatient?? The boar is just borrowing the laptop to see if a snake topic is on NL FrontPage. 41 Likes 7 Shares |
Education / Re: Take These "Colourful Snakes" For God's Sake [photos] by Josnac(m): 5:47am On Aug 07, 2020 |
EVILFOREST: The one we get eye lashes Abi? |
Politics / Re: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by Josnac(m): 10:32am On Aug 05, 2020 |
The Jonathan admission wasn't perfect, but things were never as bad as it is now. He launched a 7-point agenda during his tenure and every developmental indices was judged on the basis of these 7-point agenda..the same cannot be said about PMB and his goons. All they did was mention change while using insurgency in the north as a smokescreen and people got hoodwinked. Tomorrow they will remind us that they inherited Boko haram and Niger Delta militants, now they have proudly watered the ground for the marauding Fulani herdsmen and bandits ravaging Christian dominated areas of the north. Today, those who enjoyed taking to the streets to protest against Jonathan at any slight opportunity have either run away to Canada or have suddenly become deaf, dumb and crippled. Karma is a beauty beyond measure!! I can see one resident sycophant above, who have suddenly taken up the role of a pacifist because their darling daddy is involved..no worry, God go remember una one by one. One of their key promises was to fight Boko haram while leading from the front, now they have turned the elements of state to fight the citizens while "holed up" in the comfort of Aso rock spending the citizens money to oppress the citizens and borrowing our collective future away. 38 Likes 4 Shares |
TV/Movies / Re: 20 Popular Movie Scenes With Before And After Special Effects by Josnac(m): 4:33pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
I just give it to these Hollywood guys. Took me ages and a lot of persuasion to convince my popsy and mom that those people shot/killed/maimed in their movies are not actually dead in real life. But for some funny reason, my dad is just in love with the 2003 version of Hulk. |
Autos / Re: 2006 Range Rover Sport Available For 1.7m by Josnac(m): 1:36pm On Aug 01, 2020 |
Benz4pimp: Oga you sef, person dey advice am to consider sell am 1m or 800k..you rush go dey price 1.2m You must be generous..I like generous men. |
Crime / Re: The Diary Of A Hitman.. by Josnac(m): 7:14am On Jul 31, 2020 |
stevmatt15: Lol..crazy movie bro. And I love how Samuel Jackson taunts Ryan in some of the scenes. |
Pets / Re: 14-Year-Old Indonesian Girl Has Six Pythons As Pets (Photos) by Josnac(m): 7:08am On Jul 31, 2020 |
I hope it doesn't end in premium tears. Chai, it's like someone added Maggi to your weed today. Slawormir: 42 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Empowerment: Kabiru Amadu Mai-Palace Shares Detergent, Local Iron by Josnac(m): 7:01pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
Wonderful!! This one is a complete laundry kit. Detergent, big bowl for the washing, twine ropes for clothesline, hanging pins, and iron to straighten the rumpled clothes. Chai..to cry just dey hungry me. 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Names Train Stations After Prominent Nigerians. See Full List. by Josnac(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2020 |
Slawormir: As a real niggarrr, I can say the list has been rigged..my name no dey there. 13 Likes
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Science/Technology / Re: Are Anacondas As Dangerous As Shown In The Movie "Anaconda?" (Photos) by Josnac(m): 8:33pm On Jul 08, 2020 |
Zimri: The picture you posted is about a duel between a python (I think it's a boa constrictor) and a king cobra. The king cobra succeeded in injecting it's venom at its target point (always between the spin & the head) but the constrictor still manage to lock up..both died. |
Politics / Re: Zamfara Banditry: We Will Use Kinetic Approach - Buratai by Josnac(m): 10:09am On Jul 07, 2020 |
They think the weight of the grammar is what will Scare the bandits right Continue speaking grammar while bandits continue to "John Wick" Nigerians daily. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Josnac(m): 4:17pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
King44: Bro scape goat no be small one..his own Na high grade scape goat. The person he was following managed to wind up with EFCC and easily got bail, but the FBI are like hunting dogs, when they bite down, they ain't letting go. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi And Woodberry Extradited To US by Josnac(m): 2:34pm On Jul 02, 2020 |
You're answering Hushpuppi..common sense should have made you "hush" down on the flamboyant display of ill-gotten wealth, money siphoned off other people's sweat, but greed said no! As for his friend, by the time the US Justice system finished with him, he will become "jailberry".... Woodberry my left nyash! Biko just chat me if you want to put your legit earnings into a befitting structure.. we're a phone call away. SmartPolician: Legit bro, super legit.. threads are accessible via the properties section or quickly through my profile. Ain't got time for dubious income. I love to sleep with my two eyes calmly closed! 40 Likes 3 Shares |
Religion / Re: 'It Is About Microchips' – Chris Oyakhilome On Black Lives Matter Protests by Josnac(m): 9:05am On Jun 28, 2020 |
Shebi this man is a pastor and some people's role model What's he always blabbing about and making unfounded claims all over the place. Before it was 5G, now it's microchip.. Eziokwu eh, common sense is truly not common. 12 Likes |
Properties / Re: Compact/modest Building Designs. by Josnac(m): 1:44pm On Jun 26, 2020 |
9. 6-bedroom bungalow. 10. 4-bedroom bungalow.
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Properties / Re: Compact/modest Building Designs. by Josnac(m): 1:25pm On Jun 26, 2020 |
6. 7-bedroom duplex. (7 en-suite bedrooms), Mini lounge/dining, main lounge/dining, modest kitchen/store. 7. Warehouse/block of flats. 8. 8-bedroom duplex.
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Properties / Re: Compact/modest Building Designs. by Josnac(m): 1:07pm On Jun 26, 2020 |
3. 6-bedroom bungalow (4 en-suite) v.Wc, waiting room, spacious living room and dining. Spacious kitchen/store. 4. 4x2bedroom flats. 5. 2x3-2-2 bedroom block of flats. (Can be expanded to any number of storeys.
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