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Crime / Re: Man Shocked To See A Church Erected Into The Utility Pole Of High-tension Wires by Josnac(m): 6:42pm On Aug 31, 2019
cheesy
Its The Redeemed Christian Church of God.
(High Tension Parish), Ayobo Lagos.

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Politics / Re: ‘Come And Chop’ Ministers - This Day by Josnac(m): 4:10pm On Aug 31, 2019
Tomorrow Bashir Ahmed will accuse Thisday of writing under the influence of PDP and IPOB.

Very shameless crop of humans whose joy will never be full unless they blame others for their ineptitude!

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Crime / Re: Police Officers Brutalize Man For Walking While Passing Their Van In Abuja by Josnac(m): 11:04am On Aug 31, 2019
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See eh, most of these policemen are completely out of shape. All they do is extort, visit brothels, drink beer and have protruding stomachs like those people of old who are cursed by the gods for one abomination or the other.

The truth is that the only thing shielding most of them is just the name "police" and the gun they carry...otherwise with the frustration in the land, who are you to stop a Young man on the road and start talking gibberish not to even talk of attempting physical molestation?? Na your body go hear am.

That guy can take on the yeye policeman on a neutral turf anytime any day, anywhere.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: IG Flags Off Anti-cultism Campaign In Enugu by Josnac(m): 7:21pm On Aug 30, 2019
Its like what this people are actually after is to institute insecurity nationwide so it will look as if they are truly overwhelmed, otherwise what has Enugu got to do with cult related insecurity when its Fulani herders causing chaos and disaffection within the host communities??

My own concern is to know when they will launch anti-police extortion campaign Nationwide.
Even most kidnapped victims are transported through police/military checkpoints, as long as you drop something you're good to go.

Come to this points at Aba:
Danfodio road by East str, beside Assemblies of God Church (222 Clifford rd), in the morning before 10:am

River Side Pri Sch. Ngwa rd Aba (soldiers)

OUk bridge head, just before Emelogu (police)

Opobo Rd, Ogbor Hill, just before Magic FM radio. (Police)
...These are extortion points set up by police/soldiers intimidating motorist daily and extorting them.
When will they start a campaign against these??

You put security into the streets to combat insecurity and they turn to the "insecurity"
Rubbish

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Spent 3 Days In Abuja Lobbying To Accompany Buhari To Japan – Shehu San by Josnac(m): 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2019
Because of how arrogant, myopic and stupid our politicians can be, Nigeria and Nigerians have become a laughing stock internationally.

Shehu Sani was on his own oo, jejely and not bothering anybody and the yeye dwarf, sorry leper went to pull his legs with insults all over the place, now see.

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Politics / Re: Kidnappers Abduct Kaduna Lawmaker — Police by Josnac(m): 5:01pm On Aug 30, 2019
Let them solely target the political class, they are the ones who know the solutions to the ills bedeviling Nigeria but because they are exposed to state resources and security, keep looking the other way.

By the time they succeed in kidnapping a sitting Senator, governor or high ranking army official, they'll begin to wake up their responsibilities.
Politics / Re: Buhari, Not Jonathan To Be Blamed For $9bn Judgement Debt, Says P&ID by Josnac(m): 4:29pm On Aug 30, 2019
Omooba77:


No way unless you go joun Seun for Ota!

See this one, what makes you think oga Seun is still here with us

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Not Jonathan To Be Blamed For $9bn Judgement Debt, Says P&ID by Josnac(m): 4:11pm On Aug 30, 2019
What

I no do again. Please which bus park is closest to Canada??

Modified:
I've never seen a government so inept, confused, and directionless as what we have now.

No clear cut policies or economic strategies.. Everything has to be "lie, lie again, lie more".. And when people begin seeing through their lies and ineptitude, they begin sharing #10,000 hush money in the name of rubbish business loans.

And to think that even a man like Femi Adesina, respected by me and quite possibly, thousands of other Nigerians during his stint with The Sun because he was objective, truthful and dedicated to truth and fairness, has been corrupted beyond measure speaks volume of the evils of this government.

Who did we even offend

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Politics / Re: Thugs Attack Ihedioha's Recovery Team At Okorocha's House (Photos) by Josnac(m): 5:27pm On Aug 29, 2019
Lol...when the governor calls in to know what's up:

Gov: hello honorable, how are? I heard...

Jasper cuts in: Oga, I no do again.. Biko chowa onye ozo (pls look for someone else)


And na so Bush meat take catch hunter.

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Politics / Re: Youths Beat Jasper Ndubuaku, Chairman Imo Recovery Team (Photos) by Josnac(m): 4:06pm On Aug 29, 2019
Lol...when the governor calls in to know what's up:

Gov: hello honorable, how are? I heard...

Jasper cuts in: Oga, I no do again.. Biko chowa onye ozo (pls look for someone else)


Bush meat don catch hunter.

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Politics / Re: Re-establishment Of Police Ministry To Address Insecurity — Minister by Josnac(m): 7:56pm On Aug 27, 2019
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Sometimes I just wish I can sleep In my room and wake up in Canada or Germany.
Politics / Re: Group Warns Reno Omokri To Stop Attack On Osinbajo by Josnac(m): 10:00am On Aug 26, 2019
Hmmm...
Which yeye ISD??
Just say a consortium of useful idiots and we might listen small.. Just small.

I won't be surprised if the "ISD" actually means "Initiative to Screw Democracy"

Very anyhow people!

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Phones / Re: Have Android Updates Become Useless? by Josnac(m): 4:43am On Aug 26, 2019
Exactly my thoughts on these updates..I'm like, should I really care??
Except the Lord keeps the city, the watchmen, they watch in vain.

No matter the security updates released, the bad ones will still find some loopholes through it, the safest is to pray not to be remembered.

This is life, if you like build your fence as high as a story building, when criminals remember you, you'll marvel at human ingenuity and survivalist tendencies.

Why waste data on updates, when I can use it to follow up on a nice Hollywood series at my spare time

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Crime / Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Josnac(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
This will only work with mandatory reorientation of the police force. Those who are found incapable of sticking to the rules should be let go.

Every new IGP introduces their own reform in this country but las las, Nigeria police must live up to their negative reputation.

How many times have they been ordered to dismantle their illegal roadblocks?

How many times have we heard that bail is free??

If an arrest warrant is issued for your landlord and he's not around, they'd carry the tenant.

The police will invite you to their station for questioning and thereafter you're asked to bail yourself.

Come to Aba, you'd see them at strategic points along the bad sections of the road where they're sure motorists must slow down in order to enforce their extortion and #50 entitlement mentality.

I'd love to be optimistic about these phone numbers, but whoever is calling, its even best you have call recorder active on your phone, it may turn out to be your savior when the narrative is twisted..those who know will understand.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen In Army Uniforms Kidnap Five People In Kaduna State by Josnac(m): 4:34pm On Aug 25, 2019
Please, can you give us a break??
You're marketing your services, yes but you're also becoming a nuisance to other users on this forum.

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Properties / Re: Professionals, Please, Help Criticize This Floor Plan by Josnac(m): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2019
Seems like a simple 4-bedroom flat...though I'd recommend some modifications to allow daylight entry into the building from any side possible.

Asides that..this is fairly okay.
The previous drawing was a disaster..lol

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The passage (lobby) beside the M.BDRM should rather have a window to help throw light into the building.
Like the guy below recommended also, the v.BDRM ought to be separated from the main lobby for more privacy.
TV/Movies / Re: ON-LOCKED (the Series) Produced By Mike Ezuruonye by Josnac(m): 8:26pm On Aug 07, 2019
Is this Nollywood's version of prison break??

Local man is waiting...

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Politics / Re: #RevolutionNow: 'Free Sowore' Protest In London (Photos) by Josnac(m): 5:06pm On Aug 05, 2019
This is getting ridiculous.

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NYSC / Re: "How Can Government Post Corpers To Abia State To Suffer?" - Corps Member by Josnac(m): 5:36pm On Jul 17, 2019
I know you're referring to Chinedu Orji, but I doubt if he'd be allowed to get into that seat even with his father's influence.
Power should be returning to Abia North after the current administration.

fergie001:

It is.....the Governor of 2023...is well-known to every Abian based there...... grin
Don't worry, if you get home, cos I know you are in Abj, sniff around...you will know there is little hope around grin grin grin grin


Well, I understand. Some people are naturally born sycophants and I personally don't have time to join issues with them too because I have a lot of them as friends on Facebook.

fergie001:

Go through my messages and see how "so-called Abians" have hurled all kind of invectives on me for speaking up that Abia deserves more than we are getting....but you know some people see Nairaland likes as "dollars"......

I don't need to quote those people, they are too inconsequential in this argument....God bless Abia.....God bless Nigeria...
Celebrities / Re: Snake Bites Man In India.. Man Bites It Back(both Die) by Josnac(m): 3:14pm On Jul 17, 2019
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Those slithery bastards are smart and dangerous... I don't even pray to encounter any.

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NYSC / Re: "How Can Government Post Corpers To Abia State To Suffer?" - Corps Member by Josnac(m): 3:09pm On Jul 17, 2019
Nwanne, e no possible o.
amaniro:




I pray God gives Abia state a better governor in 2023
fergie001:




I understand........trying to trend with this might just get her into trouble.....serve for 12 months and get out or better still relocate....

If I explain what I went through @ NYSC, my bro....you will disbelieve.....that's not to justify her to take or swallow shi.t...

Abia's case is one I will continuously try to avoid before some nitwits will go on a supremacy contest because the Gov is "from their side".....
God will help us.....

Relax, let the nitwit show his/her head to disprove anything here..I don't mind delegating my site duties to go around and gather pictures of the rot in Aba alone.

Governor is just one yeye drunkard...this is the shít that happens when you give someone responsibilities they never aspired for.

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Celebrities / Re: Snake Bites Man In India.. Man Bites It Back(both Die) by Josnac(m): 3:01pm On Jul 17, 2019
nicepoker101:
Run from a common snake. Something I kill almost daily
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All it takes is a little mistake, a slip, and the snake will hit is target. Killing snake everyday doesn't make one immune to its venom.

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NYSC / Re: "How Can Government Post Corpers To Abia State To Suffer?" - Corps Member by Josnac(m): 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2019
amaniro:


That should be aba. Aba bad road and keke

Yes, Ngwa road/Ohanku.

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NYSC / Re: "How Can Government Post Corpers To Abia State To Suffer?" - Corps Member by Josnac(m): 2:54pm On Jul 17, 2019
fergie001:
Not to sound defensive of the Government of Abia State, the Corper is silly and should concentrate on why she is there.....

If she doesn't like there, she should relocate....I know people who served in Nafada, Bassa and some places here in Nigeria spirits fear to tread....

Some of us served in places where there was no power, no network, no market and no roads. Even at the Orientation Camp, you are advised on how to channel your displeasures and misgivings.

This kind of statements can even land that Corper, her LGI or even the State Co-ord in big trouble.
If it's the Abia I know, her LGI is already in soup.........

IgbereTV, next time protect her identity (name)...

And for the Abia State Government, I have no comment, some of us have shouted ourselves hoarse.....amaniro, and co. are more versed and can help me out here.

PS: How are we sure, this is Abia?

Boss, its Abia state. The picture is Ngwa road by Ohanku.
In as much as she may be required to endure whatever she's getting in the name of service to her fatherland, its not everyone that can stomach the rot and decay in infrastructure presently in Aba.

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Crime / Re: SARS Kill Cleaner During A Raid In Ilupeju (Disturbing Photos) by Josnac(m): 8:28pm On Jul 15, 2019
IAmTobore:
I'm copying this to post on my whatsapp status.

You're free Sir.
Crime / Re: SARS Kill Cleaner During A Raid In Ilupeju (Disturbing Photos) by Josnac(m): 11:36am On Jul 15, 2019
This is their mode of operation:
1: They wake up, get ready for work, meet and decide which areas of the city to raid, go for the raid and arrest as many people as possible, threaten them with death/jail on lumped up charges, extort them and release them.

2: They share their "gains" for the raid go somewhere to cool off and go home.

3: They repeat steps 1 and 2 from January to December, while kidnappers, armed robbers and armed fulani herdsmen are having a field day.

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Politics / Re: Police Dismiss Claim Of Attack On Atiku’s Witnesses by Josnac(m): 10:51am On Jul 15, 2019
There are always 3-sides of a story:

1: The official version
2: The one narrated by the victims or those serving their interests.
And...
3: The eye witness accounts.

If you are not in any way tied to these 3..you're just wasting your time trying to decipher what went down.

Government/politics comes with so many conspiracies.. Even the average man on the street is just left with mere conjectures as to what is actually happening.

One thing I've understood about most Nigerians is that they will prefer to have the road leading to their village to be anything better than deathtraps, than to handle the contract that will see the proposed road pass through the route of their so-called enemies en-route to theirs..

We're so blinded by hatred and jealousy that when Mr A's shop is burning, some others will be happy and wishing the fire never goes out.

Anyway, let me just stop but my heart is just so full this morning.

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Romance / Re: How Were You Caught Cheating by Josnac(m): 9:31am On Jul 15, 2019
Wonderful!!

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