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O.P, what's your business location?

Promoting mediocrity above merit.

Muhammad Garba has done his hatchet job at the PEPT, now they want to reward him with Presidency of the Court of Appeal.
History will never be fair to these people!

Of course, of course...that's why Boko Haram is Occupying 10 out of 12 Local govts in Imo State.

Ndi Ara!

My heartfelt condolences Sir.. It is well!

Hope he also got a tongue long enough to match??

Person wey get brain.

I don't think there's really anything to worry about. Its just experiencing "Next Level" and will begin to add weight after 2023..

If you see the speed I used to rush in here thinking it was senator Hope Uzodinma eh, I almost had brake failure.

solmusdesigns:




Nigeria is a delicate country, freedom of speech should not be allowed to be abused, tutsi tribe of rwanda can ateast to the grave consiqueces of unguarded statements..

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The problem we have these days is that people like you will hear about nairaland and how its a good platform to market one's business, you will run and join the forum but within a few weeks you'd catch the bug of irresponsibility, online rascality and sycophancy affecting most users of this forum whose prior intentions were business related..

Ask the dead meat merchant on this forum the last time his head was correct enough for him to advertise his business.

A word of advice: if you must comment using your business moniker, make only intelligent comments, you can create an alternate moniker to play around and fool yourself while screaming IPOB, children of hate etc.

Trust me its for your own good!

You needed to see my face when I saw this pictures.. Irritatingly graphic if you ask me.

Next time o.p, please add graphic.
Imagine, a penis and sac load of artificial milk...biko I'll pass

So we should come and fry beans for substandard boreholes that will not last up to 3 full months??

Alibaba is right here.

Allen Onyema has been blessed beyond measure. There's is no need for this kangaroo commendation.

There's a popular maxim in Igbo land: "onye aghana nwanne ya" (be your brother's keeper)..his actions for the stranded Nigerians was in the truest sense of the word.

If the 360 members of the House of "Rapes" were able to contribute a million each from their allowances equalling #360million..who said they will die, but alas..greed will never allow politicians do things wholeheartedly for the interest of others.

Now they want an opportunity to shine teeth and pose for photographs with oga Onyema.
Na God go judge their case!

All these paper apologies are simply not enough. Let's not forget that thousands of our country men lost their means of livelihood while this same South African govt watched as their youths and jobless men looted shops and businesses, destroyed homes and properties and caused physical harm to our citizens.

I make bold to say that while these acts are borne out of jealousy, its most likely the looted properties will still be used by the looters till the foreseeable future.

It's not just enough to commission envoys and dispatch them with letters, our own government in receiving these letters ought to also inform the citizenry of its contents..

How will the loses be remedied?

The properties lost, will the South African govt rebuild and replace them?

The lives lost nko??
Its not just enough for our govt officials to shine teeth and pose for photographs, we need to know what is to be done and who is to do it, so that tomorrow we will know who to hold responsible.

Better for his integrity and image to be intact than accept an appointment from this devious govt and have buhari's body odour render him blind to corruption and deaf to the yearnings of ordinary Nigerians.

If you're in doubt, just check up Femi Adesina's bio and antecedents before he accepted an appointment into this cow-loving administration.

Suicide bro, is never an option. I know it might not sound deep right now but think of your loved ones and close friends.. The ripple effect of agony and pains.

Life can frustrate one to unimaginable levels, yes..but you can beat this.
Don't be idle/lonely all the time and stay away from alcohol.
If you have any skills, offer it up on voluntary basis to your church or a school nearby, trust me you'll find fulfilment in these.
Lastly, you don't need to blame God, rather trust God.

Did he collect/steal the penis to increase his own height or his penis...I don't understand

Very good if you ask me, I'm not a "vanity crew" member but what will you be doing with a gold toilet when your shit ain't gold and smell as bad as mine??

Yeye potbellied drunkard.
Ordinary flyover he started has been abandoned, same with the rubbish mini-stadium at etche road field which he hurriedly started so as to make the place unavailable for the opposition governorship campaigns, esp for Alex Otti.

Lol...contractors for these 2 projects don leave site since.

O.P, you're reopening old wounds oo..just allow us to suffer our suffer in peace biko.

Do you know that I actually came to understand that one chance scam has grades, thanks to this government.

I know from the beginning that we entered one chance, but the one chance would have been better in a "hummer bus" than in the "keke" we landed.

Even our own visa fees is conspicuously written "$144"
Shebi na so the Naira don useless reach??

Na the only thing dem sabi:
Block boarders,
Block VAT reduction and and increase it instead.
Block sim cards.
Block zombie brains so they can't think well.
Block peaceful protesters with police and army.

Una no fit block my life from progressing o

Probably singing "oh, my home!"
"Oh my home!"
When shall I see my home...

Buhari Media Owls (BMO)
I'm surprised their nairaland branch chairman, the dead meat seller is yet to react.

You don't sell a "gift".
The best you can do for a gift is to "gift" it out as well.

Just my 10kobo

The Nigerian government dey here and they're busy trying to prove the legitimacy of the fraud and shambolic electoral processes that brought them into power.

anonimi:
Are Nigerian youths really lazy?




Laziness on display in another form.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3YgPwWcAE6LiN.png

You must be extremely daft or mentally lazy to not have sensed the sarcasm in that comment. Don't try being mischievous this Monday morning because it won't do you good.

These your politicians that have been lying to the populace for time immemorial, are they more hardworking than the youths who wake up every morning to try and carve a niche for themselves??
What's the difference between these men up there and those public office holders who forged their certs/credentials??
The answer is simple; LIES

Don't try to always sound politically correct.. It is completely stupid calling others lazy because you got lucky.

OK, so we should now come and click the link to "download" the soup or "read" the soup

You bloggers need to put shyness away sometimes and request for sense, I and a few order Nigerians who have spares will be glad to share.

Nigeria my country, where everything has just gone "un poco loco"

O.P trust me, if there was an avenue to raise those funds..I'd have advised you to go for it and let that son of perdition go.
That's how they do; intimidating civilians all over the place and running away from the main fight.

When I saw the police numbers released, I laughed...then the military released theirs and I laughed even more.
Truth is that facilities like that can't be effective in Nigeria till we root out the endemic corruption within these systems down to at least the barest minimum.

Otherwise you can finish calling in to complain today, tomorrow the suspects/ culprits will call you and you'd hear..

"I hear say you dey call dey complain, you think say you get liver eeh"

And at that instant... You'd be looking for a bus to Cameron.. Lol

Lol...people cannot come and lie in peace again??

Modified:

anonimi:
Are Nigerian youths really lazy?




Laziness on display in another form.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3YgPwWcAE6LiN.png

You must be extremely daft or mentally lazy to not have sensed the sarcasm in that comment. Don't try being mischievous this Monday morning because it won't do you good.

These your politicians that have been lying to the populace for time immemorial, are they more hardworking than the youths who wake up every morning to try and carve a niche for themselves??
What's the difference between these men up there and those public office holders who forged their certs/credentials??
The answer is simple; LIES

Don't try to always sound politically correct.. It is completely stupid calling others lazy because you got lucky.

You see why its good for things to be done in a civilized manner??

Politicians in Nigeria have so much succeeded in messing up the country and pitching one against the other for their selfish interests.. But now that one of them have experienced first hand how civil protests are handled by security forces in a civilized environment, others are taking stock gradually.

Even Ekweremadu seem not to have learnt anything by foolishly running back home to organize kangaroo protests and paid solidarity walks in Enugu State.

Had it been in Nigeria, the ekweremadu incident would have seen even passerby's locked up in police cells for not less than 6months..that is how useless the political class has rendered elements of state.

Let them continue their meetings and issuing statements. As for me, I'm a million % in support of distributing the Ekweremadu treatment to all politicians from the S.E who step foot outside the shores of Nigeria.

Let them stay here and remedy the mess they've put the SE in.
Its really heartbreaking to see companies and infrastructure built by the late Sam Mbakwe abandoned to decay all over Imo and Abia states.
Enyimba hotels at waterside Aba has been abandoned but almost all these politicians have their own hotels fully functional and someone says they don't need brain resetting beating.