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Family / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out Your Brother In-law Is Going Out With Your Mum by joyAA(f): 6:43am On Jul 07, 2017
Wait! Where are they going

Okay okay , if it is what it sounds like it is- they are in a romantic relationship- then she better involve the mother's husband shapshap and her in-laws
That kain thing no good

Except the woman's husband is no more, but it just sounds weird and one kainkain undecided
Family / Re: Mothers: That Funny Thing That Happened To You In Public During Pregnancy? by joyAA(f): 6:39am On Jul 07, 2017
soonest:
For my first, i was feeling dizzy while strolling to a friend's house. I quickly located the nearest salon and told her madam i think i'm about fainting, as she saw me, she quickly brought out mat and asked me to lie down. She bought me 7up and after sometime i felt better, she took my phone and dialled my husband to come get me. I can never forget that experience.

Wow, good thinking on the part of the stylist
grin
Family / Re: Mothers: That Funny Thing That Happened To You In Public During Pregnancy? by joyAA(f): 6:37am On Jul 07, 2017
Abiagirl777:
I use to faint a lot while preggy so hubby had to accompany me to the eastate MKT so he could monitor my movt.
one day we went as usual,while he waited I crossed over to buy something which made me go out of his view.I noticed he climbed out of the car towards where he saw me last.curious I came from behind to know what he was asking the MKT women one after the other.
He was asking "have you seen my wife, did any preggy woman faint here".he was almost crying...lol.
also used to urinate a lot on myself.


Awwwnnn
Your husband sounds so loving embarassed embarassed
But why did you faint a lot in pregnancy?
I'm not married, so I dey learn work here grin embarassed smiley

Lol @ 'dd a preggy woman faint here?'

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Family / Re: Mothers: That Funny Thing That Happened To You In Public During Pregnancy? by joyAA(f): 6:35am On Jul 07, 2017
ahnie:
How I grabbed roasted corn from one dirty woman inside a bus...I ate it and satisfied my cravings.after eating everything I held on to the corn comb. gave her 100 naira,scratched my bum.bum and proudly alighted from the bus.everybody were just looking at me...

May God bless her!


cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Ahnie oooo oooo
Laugh wan kee me for hia!!!
Religion / Re: The Difference Between Atheists, Believers And Agnostics by joyAA(f): 6:23am On Jul 07, 2017
DeepEyes:

Lol. at least u're not a Robobeliever! Also, believing in God has been helping people since the beginning of religion so it can't be that bad. It's only those lousy robots u described that make it annoying.

cheesy robobeliever grin grin grin

Yup, believing in God helps, you got that right.
Religion / Re: The Difference Between Atheists, Believers And Agnostics by joyAA(f): 10:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
For what its worth, this is enlightening grin grin

Atheists are always soooo damn feisty shocked
Like they on their period whenever you mention God n stuff

Some believers sef dey tire person. Be fighting and practically bearing false witness for God in situations especially when it comes to saying some miracles.

But anyhow, to each his own

I'm an unrepentant believer in God and the Lordship of Jesus.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yessss # Jesus loves me!!!
Family / Re: Where Is Life? by joyAA(f): 10:11pm On Jul 06, 2017
It is well bro

At least I know what it feels like to be living, but not alive.

Bros first things first, you need to go back to God o, I no go lie you, just to have a relationship with Him.
You'll get one kind of soothing peace in your life that people will wonder why you are not depressed- in other words He will give you a right frame of mind, you need a positive outlook, you need to be happy, you cannot attract good fortune if you're depressed #truestory. IMHO that's y u need God

Theeennnn you need to bone ur step mami n popc. Just free dem in your heart, *hit happens so don't take it personal, also just look at it like you're an orphan, depend only on God.

Association is important, what or who are u surrounding yourself with? What do you do in your free time? Well you're free most of d time now, why not pick a topic to read about online, buy or borrow books, follow educative pages on social media, stimulate your brain.
The koko is to read voraciously, if you can post ds on nl, then you can read online as well

Occupy yourself, try not to get angry, if you're overwhelmed, its okay to cry, but you gotta be ready to kicka*s after that

Whenever I feel a certain way I just start repeating "all is well"
Sometimes I end up believing it grin grin

Don't worry, a good job is coming, and your parents will respect you. cool
Life is good! Live it bro cheesy
Family / Re: . by joyAA(f): 9:54pm On Jul 06, 2017
Hmmmm,

Been through all , the only reason I didn't commit suicide was because I lacked courage. You even have a stronger reason to keep you strong and hopeful.

Really, what healed my battle with depression asides from the #God factor is that I learned to accept situations and move on instead of trying to change them.
You can only change tomorrow, so get to work

As for things not working out n stuff, that's life!!! You can sugarcoat it all you want but one must fail in life before you eventually succeed if patient

I mean look at Festus Keyamo finally becoming a SAN after all these years.

You need to refocus, what are you drawing your strength from? The past? People? Family? God?
My advise to you is yo focus on God-not church, not denomination, not religion, not pastors or prophets- and brace yourself cos things will get tough before they finally get better

Finally, your love happens and then its lost, its life, if they loved you, they wouldn't hurt you so much. Face it sis, #toughlove
You gotta be strong enough for 2 cs of baby girl. She's watching you, she loves you, that's all that matters

Be brave and weather the storm sis

We are rooting for you

I am rooting for you

Youre gonna come out of it and even help people!

God be with you

#nevergiveup

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Family / Re: Is It Normal For One Not To Feel Anything For The Opposite Sex? by joyAA(f): 9:31pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nope, not normal as in irregular

But I know there are some people who naturally lack sexual affection of sorts, guess they are nonsexual or somn, dunno, but it exists n in our continent we'll def classify such as an anomaly

Sha

Just be yourself,
Don't sweat it, for your period in life, I'd say its okay, just use D's period to work on yourself, don't force yourself, let love -not infatuation- come to you naturally, you'd forget you ever questioned yourself grin grin grin

Truelove fall on you

Not f. cK boys n time wasters

Cheers
Career / Re: My Sister And Her Husband Just Lost Their Job In MOUAU. PIX by joyAA(f): 9:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
Mehnnnn cry cry cry

All is well
Can't just begin to imagine the morale in that home!

But it is gonna be alright kiss kiss kiss kiss
Kisses n hugs to them

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Via Nairaland Ad by joyAA(f): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nice.
Congrats bro
I'm next in line cheesy grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking!!! Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes!!! by joyAA(f): 6:35pm On Jul 06, 2017
Soooooooooo

Who took the pictures? lipsrsealed


Glad no life was lost

Helicopter fall on you
embarassed...[/s]my attempt to be funny[s]
Family / Re: Is This Right In A Marriage by joyAA(f): 4:52pm On Jul 06, 2017
Obviously there are some unresolved issues, most men don't notice things until its too late.

The issues might be prompted by something very little o, say the way he dresses or his hygiene... Just giving examples--that she was able to ignore before but now finds irritating.

Actually after 9years its okay if she wants her own room, but the snoring excuse and the friction with sex shows there's a crack somewhere.

Your friend needs to bring out his cupid side and own his wife o,
Make it a point of duty to check up on her frequently at work before coming home, be more conscious of her, like her hair, clothes and stuff, assist more with kids n cooking, even if its to just be Gisting with her in the kitchen while notoriously tasting the food before its served grin grin cheesy. Just ideas to get her to warm up to him you know.

Be romantic is all I'm saying, that doesn't always involve money, just show her that you care n stuff, if you like, shower her with gifts, but I'm not too sure this is wise rn, it will just be like you're buying her time for sex, that's how it'll end up IMHO

If possible sef, he should step up his outfits n stuff, you know, package himself well and make her head turn

Then also, have a discussion with her, even if she changes towards him, he should still find out why she acted like that in the first place

So let your friend win back his babe wink wink

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Politics / Re: Court Suspends Dino Melaye's Recall (Pics) by joyAA(f): 4:28pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nansense!!!
On what basis na?

Pepper go soon enter that Dino opolo eye!
Choi
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Storms Venezuela National Assembly, Beat Politicians To Pulp(photos) by joyAA(f): 12:43pm On Jul 06, 2017
Nigerians see your mates

They don't have two heads o grin�� grin cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 10:37am On Jul 06, 2017
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-damijo Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today by joyAA(f): 8:46am On Jul 06, 2017
My Zaddy!!!!! embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

Happy birthday!!!
wink
Celebrities / Re: Dr Joe Odumakin Celebrates Birthday Dressed In School Uniform With Dayo Amusa by joyAA(f): 4:34pm On Jul 05, 2017
Happy birthday ma'am
You are blessed
Phones / Re: Many Did Not Know The Meaning Of Up And Down Arrows In Signal Bar (photos) by joyAA(f): 6:10pm On Jul 04, 2017
Guessed so
Politics / Re: QUESTION: For How Long Can Buhari Stay In London And Remain President? by joyAA(f): 2:17pm On Jul 04, 2017
Good question OP

All this unnecessary delay is annoying.

Its about time he honourably stepped aside make we see road

Abi is his illness so bad he needs to remain President to have the Presidential purse at his beck and call
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 2:08pm On Jul 04, 2017
gentle136:
2 years go still come waka, we go still dey carry go. But Joy u no go 4lo us waka again bcus God go don arrange husband 4 u den. Ur duties go cum b in d other room and kitchen. Sorry u no go fit win tonguegrin cheesy

tongue

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 2:07pm On Jul 04, 2017
Proudlyngwa:



You wish.
Your grandchildren will meet us playing this game


You either tongue

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Else Made This Mistake As A Kid? by joyAA(f): 2:02pm On Jul 04, 2017
shocked : shocked shocked shocked shocked whadyu mean?
Please, its 'osingosingo' praise tha LORD
and it will forever be

Dollar and Buhari and recession canor coman scatter my childhood memories for me abeg

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Family / Re: If You Buy This House, You Will Live In 2 Countries At The Same Time by joyAA(f): 1:59pm On Jul 04, 2017
Gimmmmeeeee!!
I want!
Family / Re: How To TAME A Cheating Hubby,Nigerian Lady Advices Married Women(Graphic CONTENT by joyAA(f): 1:56pm On Jul 04, 2017
Blood of Zachariah
What? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Hey God

Kuku send your Son back now
#issalovaaaa

So the man has been brushing with toilet brush?
Aunty you wicked o,
[s][/s] but won't he kiss you with that same mouth?[s][/s]

But men can sleep with anything! They take that thing swear for una? Haba!
Men and kini is like Buhari and hospital, one will die without the other grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Wife Vs Mother-in-law: Messi’s Mother Battles His New Wife Antonella. by joyAA(f): 1:47pm On Jul 04, 2017
Well well well, isn't mommy petty much!

But you people should calm down first, its not that serious and mommy's dress is off whitetish

Anyho
They remain married, at least for niw, so ya'll should chill
Family / Re: What's The Meaning Of Your Name? by joyAA(f): 1:42pm On Jul 04, 2017
I've got many many names grin grin grin

But I love ALL of them! And I take pride in my so called 'native' names
One of them means joy has come home! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, makes me feel like I was the icing on my parents cake when I was born grin grin grin
Speaking of cakes... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: Woman Pulls Fake Domestic Violent Stunt Not Knowing She was Video'd by joyAA(f): 1:37pm On Jul 04, 2017
Lol, she knew he was filming tho, cs he said it.
What she did was wrong, heck she needs her brain checked, but I'm actually interested in what could have prompted that drama.

Cues in tope alabi's 'aye le oo, ibosi oooo''

People too get wahala jare cool
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 8:50am On Jul 04, 2017
Daeyou:
This game can never produce a Winner !!.......Take it or leave it.

#alugbi

That's cos folks won't let me be great!
undecided
cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 8:49am On Jul 04, 2017
gentle136:
2 years 2 come dey will not b a winner undecided

2 years don't waka, we still dey carry go, nobody waka but we dey do 3 more
Baba God o ,our game o na by your grace o, I go win am grin cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Names Of Noisemakers - To Be Submitted To The President When He Returns...lol by joyAA(f): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2017
Join him name too, daddy booboo sef follow make noise and name go waya am

#comebackwholeabego
#notinabodybag
Tenk kiss kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Partner Is The Jealous Type! (2 in 1) by joyAA(f): 8:37am On Jul 04, 2017
Ol boy
See grammer , if na watermelon nko? grin grin grin grin grin

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