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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 12:40pm On Jun 26, 2017
PharmaGirl:
*dancing on thread*

I FINALLY WON THIS!

Congrats to me kiss kiss smiley

Yea, congrats�
Family / Re: At What Age Did U Stop Fearing Your Dad? by joyAA(f): 11:49pm On Jun 22, 2017
Age 19.
The man just loves to intimidate people, I was just depressed ,sad and tired that day when I got hom . Then he started accusing me of some foolish domestic thing that he well knows I never did but was using me to shine in front of the people there, was just fed up and I simply told him it wasn't me. That was it oooooo, worldwar3-5 started that day. He started yelling and I just stood there looking straight in his eye , I repeated that I didn't do it, next thing was slapsssssssss, I didn't move an inch still, in my mind I just said "if this is where I die, no problem"
I think he saw it in my eyes. I was never the type to reply even my older one not to talk of my father, even when I did no wrong so this was different for my Dad, and upon all the slapping I didn't shed one tear.I just kept staring at him until his girlfriend came to drag me away
That was the last time he ever raised his hand or voice at me.
That was the last day I lost all fear and respect for him.
I just regard him now simply because he donated the winning sperm and he tried to raise me right
embarassed undecided
Glad those days are over smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Advice Needed By A Nairalander by joyAA(f): 9:58pm On Jun 22, 2017
This used to be
Well, I still have a lot of those traits

First things first, appreciate yourself. Love who you are, ain't nobody gonna do that for ya

Take it sssllloowwww, don't expect to become the life of the party like yesterday. It takes time.

Try with small groups of people, say the unit you fxn in at church, or your department folks at work

Try to get to know them, without intruding, this is a skill you get to master with time and gain confidence in front of people
As for 4&5 start by just accepting that you are intelligent. Just tell yourself and 'know' it
Then read!!!!!!!!!!
Consume books voraciously!
Hard copy or soft copy alike
I'm inbtw jobs ATM I've exhausted my stash of books so now I turn to the internet.
I read up on sooooo many things
Also politics, read about political issues around the word. Keyword: around the world
Don't limit yourself to Nigeria or football hooliganism

With these few jumbled points of mine.... grin
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Pay For Her Own Bride Price? by joyAA(f): 5:00pm On Jun 22, 2017
Nope
Crime / Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by joyAA(f): 4:27pm On Jun 22, 2017
jessetom:


Or worse case scenario, if the robber is gay...

grin grin cheesy cheesy embarassed embarassed
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 3:44pm On Jun 22, 2017
Bad belle fifu

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 3:44pm On Jun 22, 2017
sad angry

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Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by joyAA(f): 3:35pm On Jun 22, 2017
cheesy

Plix Don't bother liking it
Tenk wink

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Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Small Matter Oooo Ohooo by joyAA(f): 3:17pm On Jun 22, 2017
No mind them
The one wey go pain me pass na mango angry angry angry
I fit kill person wet go take am sing embarassed embarassed
Nansense
Family / Re: Wives Could You Kneel To Greet Your Husbands And Husbands Could You Let Them? by joyAA(f): 2:51pm On Jun 22, 2017
It actually doesn't remove a single strand of hair from my body, but honestly I think kneeling for my husband EVERYDAY just to make him feel good is somehow, I'd just do it to bring peace if at all.

But some men are funny sha, why so power drunk even with your own wife?
Talking about 'challenging your authority'
Sooooo by kneeling, she no longer challenges your authority?
I guess the mr E in this story is a boy in the body of an adult.
Why don't they complain when their wife is struggling to help take care of the kids? Or even please him in bed? Why not complain of authority then?
Just like people say some women have fish brain, I swear some mehn just have hot air in their skull angry

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Crime / Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by joyAA(f): 2:27pm On Jun 22, 2017
bonifieldstun:
lol then u tell your son to go to the door NAKED lol

If your son is just 2 years old nko?

Abeg make una shift

I've always imagined climbing into the ceiling in cases like that, glad I've never had to do that yet undecided
Crime / Re: Revealed: How Pharmacist Kidnapped His Boss, Told Abductor To Kill Him! by joyAA(f): 2:14pm On Jun 22, 2017
Hmmmm, this is serious!!!

Mr Maydon should expect some serious lawsuit fa

shocked shocked shocked shocked
Choi
Crime / Re: What To Do If Armed Robbers Invade Your House, Neigbourhood by joyAA(f): 7:57am On Jun 22, 2017
HeOrShe:
The best way to welcome a robber is to tell ur daughter to go totally naked and open d door for the robber as u hide behind d door with big wood or weapon

Don't fail to hit the head first.

A man is instantly confused and lost to see a naked girl in his front..

Take advantage.

That is assuming that it's only one person robbing.
What if the robber(s) issa woman

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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 7:37am On Jun 22, 2017
You wish
Family / Re: #mywish: Come In And Make A Wish by joyAA(f): 6:02pm On Jun 21, 2017
I wish/pray to have a good job to establish my career.
I wish to also run my biz alongside my job
I wish for genuine joy grin
[s][/s]I wish Jesus will come like now now, I wanna go home[s][/s]
I wish I had a phone upgrade, a new wardrobe, new and better friends and a chivalrous bae kiss kiss kiss embarassed
embarassed tongue lipsrsealed wink

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Jokes Etc / Re: Women No Go Allow Wahala To Sleep? by joyAA(f): 4:28pm On Jun 21, 2017
Lol
Just wondering what will happen if he now smokes ganjah

Guess he'll be sweeping the pool and dancing to generator sound grin

cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: ,how To Steal A Chicken by joyAA(f): 4:22pm On Jun 21, 2017
shocked shocked :oChicknapping

I can't find my damn whistle!!!! embarassed
Health / Re: How To Avoid A Gas Explosion: 5 Tips That Can Save Your Life. by joyAA(f): 4:14pm On Jun 21, 2017
Nice one OP

Beht, talk true, you get 'gas meter' for your house?.
Boya you dey Obodo ocha embarassed
You for post for 'we we '#

Kudos
Family / Re: Ghanaian Man With 100 Children Proposes To His Own Daughter Mistakenly. Photos by joyAA(f): 4:08pm On Jun 21, 2017
Pa Asilenu, giving father Abraham a run for his miney grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Recall Process Begins As INEC Receives 6 Bags Containing Signatures by joyAA(f): 3:52pm On Jun 21, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Laughing in covfefenish
tongue
Crime / Re: 7 Unbelievably Ironic Preacher Deaths by joyAA(f): 8:26am On Jun 21, 2017
Choi
Family / Re: Conversation Between a Married Woman And A Side Chick (photos) by joyAA(f): 7:43am On Jun 21, 2017
See gobe shocked
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 7:23am On Jun 21, 2017
Thanks wink
Crime / Re: Revealed: How Pharmacist Kidnapped His Boss, Told Abductor To Kill Him! by joyAA(f): 11:55pm On Jun 20, 2017
Jabioro:
I would still regards this your information as rumours or false until then..

Feel free to regard the information however you like grin grin

It's an 'information' regardless, just wondering how our journalists haven't caught this.
Oh well, just thinking out loud
Either way, I'm really curious, I just want to know the truth
#team'men'ofhonour
Crime / Re: Revealed: How Pharmacist Kidnapped His Boss, Told Abductor To Kill Him! by joyAA(f): 10:06pm On Jun 20, 2017
Jabioro:
He may not directly connected to Evans, Evans worked in mole, he would be the that sold out his boss to Evans gang.. and that's why he knew where he was being kept.. More light from Evans sequence of operation needed please..

Hmmmmm
I just heard this man was freed today!
If this allegation is false or at least can't be proven, then Mr Dunu may have a big lawsuit on his hands. Even the media houses that published the story practically sealing Emeka's guilt

Its either he is a criminal
Or he was set up
Or just a coincidence undecided

The case don't weak me self

#asmenofhonour sha
Crime / Re: "How I Escaped From Evans Cell After They Concluded To Kill Me" - Pharmacist by joyAA(f): 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2017
Ummm...it appears 'Emeka' has been freed.
I don't know the full story on this, but I can assure you, he was freed today
He may not be involved after all, let's see how this plays out
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by joyAA(f): 12:37pm On Jun 20, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Last to comment grin
Crime / Re: Evans Is Not 36 Years Old by joyAA(f): 2:45pm On Jun 19, 2017
Like seriously?

Sorry, but since when did a person's appearance become the only indication to the person's age kwa?does this even affect anything? Will knowing his 'exact' age reveal another hideout, or will it expose more suspects?
Of all the inconsistencies in Evans story, its his age you are worried about?
Na wa
Kwantinu grin
cheesy grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cool

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Forum Games / Re: Many People Will Fail This Puzzle by joyAA(f): 2:34pm On Jun 19, 2017
Johnnyyyyyyy
Forum Games / Re: Write A Sad Story With Only """three Words"" by joyAA(f): 2:27pm On Jun 19, 2017
ATM not dispensing

Fasting starts today

She's not breathing

Dodo has finished cry cry cry

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