Chai,no like!

Yukov:
All hail the strongest politician of our time.
The best presently in Africa.

The Jagaban Borgu!
Asiwaju of Yoruba land!
Asíwájú of Lagos
O gbe nkan mi se enu wuye
Okunrin Méje
Okunrin gbangba
Oko iyalaya won.
Jagunjagun to bori awon ota

They called us many names. They deserves rebuttal. But we won't do that because we have virtues, we have respect and we are Omoluabis. Our parents brought us up well.

To our darling daddy, we thank you for the unflinching support. Ore pẹ́ sùgbón ẹ o gbàgbé. God bless you sir
God bless our president elect Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
God bless we Nigerians
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Berrityga:
you that have mature mind you came to nairaland to seek advice. Deluded sycophant. Your family should sale you into slavery since your not tired of eating free food at your age. Oloribruku

People no get joy wahlai...... Take it easy nairalander

Odiegwu really

Congratulations.

Well spoken.

Callmegerald2:
There are a number of options available to you. First, keep calm. You still live with your brother. Wash the sheet. Do not confront his wife. She will make life miserable for you under your brother's roof.
Secondly, at 26, maybe you should consider getting your own apartment. Maybe a room selfcon will be cool. If they could have sex in your room and not clean up, it may be a subtle sign to get your own room.
Thirdly, do not discuss this issue with your brother. Next time when going out, lock your room.

We don't believe in greeting when it is dark...who knows, you might greet a monster...I prefer to keep mute once it's dark.

Mental retardation at show biz.....quite clear you've got no respect for your parents......
This is a clear proof of fustration......I am not the cause.....

KingOfAllIgbos:


No wonder your lips are swollen with all the sperm intake

I heard the dog barking and wondered if it was you. Get yourself busy....
quote author=KingOfAllIgbos post=74941876]

Fortunately, it isn't your comment. Learn when to shut up[/quote]

It is not your fault. That you tried and didn't succeed doesn't mean you should poor your banger on the church. Listen to yourself always before making it known to the public.
quoteETHNICITY post=74936198]This pastor is clearly feeling the heat generated by Freezes messages which has probably resulted in reduced income as a consequence of reduced tithing

I don't blame the pastor sha

Daddy freeze is indisputably the single most potent threat to the corrupt financial establishment called church today [/quote]

Unfortunately, it is not your tithe. Tithing isn't by force.

KingOfAllIgbos:


These Tithe Harvesters are feeling the heat.

Fortùnately for them, they still have gullible defenders filling their pockets.

Don't assume to be a saint...majority of us who claim good girls do worst things behind our smiles....

SAMBARRY:
Iya o gbadun,omo o sunwon.look at how she's allowing vultures of this world to be feasting on her as if she's a carcass.at that age,if she's really 16,which I don't believe anyway, she should be training the daughter to get her priorities straight, not always flaunting her half naked self like some ordinary piece of sex machine like she has nothing of value to contribute to her society or anything worthwhile to offer to the world

Its has become so irritating that women fail to realise that vaaaginas are everywhere, any man can get vaaagina at the snap of his fingers without even leaving his house.it has become a cheap commodity that women literally throw at men every now and then,the question now is WHAT EXCEPTION DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER YOUR SOCIETY, THE WORLD AND YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP APART FROM VAGIINA AND BIG BREZ OR HIPS THAT IS EVEN CHEAPER THAN PURE WATER.

women have reduced,debased and stooped so low that they men no longer have no iota of respect for women because of the way women conduct themselves and raise their daughters. This thread is an example and to worsen it women sell vaginaaass on social media,on the streets, in schools,on campuses,in offices, in hotels,banks,cinema halls,market,everywhere, you need something different to bring to the table AS A WOMAN FOR THE WORLD TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY AND LOOK BEYOND YOUR BREZ OR HIPS

I once believed that if you go to an Udara tree in the midday, Monsters will kidnap you. I once believed that if I bend down and look straight through my legs,I will see people walking with their head (spirit)

I once believed that if you go to an Udara tree in the midday, Monsters will kidnap you. I once believed that if I bend down and look straight through my legs,I will see people walking with their head (spirit)

Heavance:
It was getting interesting till I read "my secondary school mates were getting married and having kids".
This thing is too common with girls..... they just put themselves under unnecessary pressure, stop making your life a competition.
The simple truth is that 50% of them are actually not married, and most are not finding life funny where ever they are, Facebook just keeps making their life look better than yours because you allow it seem so.

Well spoken

Inanx:
LOL...I CAME ACROS DIS FUNNY WRITE UP. NIGERIANS ARE SO FUNNY... ...Latest Nursery Rhyme:
Old Buhari is sick and went to London...
Hum haa went to London...
He left our beloved country and travelled abroad...
Hum haa travelled abroad...
The sickness turned worse and he never returned...
Hum haa never returned..
There came some angry Nigerians that rumoured his death....
Hum haa rumoured his death...
Then came his speaker who said He's alive...
Hum haa said He's alive...
The next week came and he never came back...
Hum haa never came back...
Then came an artist to stage a protest...
Hum haa stage a protest...
Old Buhari called him and threatened his life...
Hum haa threatened his life...
Which made the scared artist to hiperty hop...
Hum haa hiperty hop...
Please I'm not the one that composed this rhyme
Hum haa composed you this rhyme...GET WELL SOON PRESIDO

One of my best Nursery Rythm..
you forgot to add "Buhari got up and plead for prayers....
hum haa plead for prayers
Here comes confusion that Lia is lying
hum haa lai is lying

No desperado makes it real......

[quote author=ewerejoy111 post=53841640]they really need to stop this let's go fishing,to me,its nt all abt creating new branches around every corner bt spreading d word nt d church.We have enough church already BT tins r still d same.God help us all
Guess you don't have an idea of the great commission.....Jesus went aboutt doing good....Let the change start from you

wetin d signpost do....na question oh.....me i no go gwo skul

It was disgusting watching her say those words....every other housemate were positive in view of Banky's visit.....Gifty must have thought she could get special attention which wasn't accorded....guess what? She devised slandering means which has really given the lil attention she'd needed.....Sunday has much role to play to nuisance in BBN house......

so painful! Money can't buy such a rare genius....my condolences and may the peace of God enrich their home at a time like this...

Any Government that keeps blaming stuffs about his malfunctioning is dead! Meanwhile, I suppose this statement came from one of the dullards who traveled to dream world during 2017 budget presentation.....God help us who never thought of voting them into power!!!

I never did but my elder bro... Can't forget rewriting it for him with my handwriting where I use zero as my dot on letters like "I"... I think we still have the rolls of the ones the girl sent him as @ dat time....thank God for the revolutional development so far