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PoliticsRe: Burial On Residential Premises Is Prohibited - Lagos State Government by Joydan98: 8:28am On Dec 09, 2020
Shellsploit:
Welcome development!

Meanwhile, my current apartment has 6 graveyards .. They are digging the 7th one tomorrow. Naso person go dey hear discussion everytime once its 1am.
Lol..
FamilyRe: A Man Died, Buried, Appeared In Another Land Where Nobody Knows Him by Joydan98: 8:59am On Dec 08, 2020
I have read alot of comment here and i feel that so many people choose to live in denial of things that actually exist. I have a lot of instances to proof that this world is more spiritual than physical.

1. In 2014 ,my uncle who is a retired soldier that last served in Ojo barracks Lagos went to Apapa wharf to clear some goods,on coming back he met a friend of his who was still in active service in the army on the road in Apapa but was deployed to Sambisa forest to fight Boko Haram.The man met my uncle and greeted him with respect and all that,then he proceeded to tell my uncle to please take care of his wife and kids for him that he is not going to be around.my uncle said "no problem" as per he felt it was just a minor talk.
Weeks later,another of uncle's friend in the army called him on phone and they were gisting.my uncle then mentioned that he came across " so so so person" the previous week in Apapa. The man screamed that its a lie,he said the person he saw was killed by Boko Haram the previous month .My uncle was in shock,he called the dead soldier's wife and she confirmed it.

2 . When my brother was a baby,we had a houseboy from my fathers family...a distant relation.To cut the story short,one day my mum was bathing my brother in Edo state Benin,this boy stood at an angle transfixed staring at my baby brother in a demonic manner and my baby brother was crying so strangely non stop.my aunty (mum sister)noticed and tapped him......fast forward to later,my mum got dressed and left for work. My aunty then called the boy and ask him to tell her why he was staring at my brother that way when my mum was bathing him,he refused to talk. My aunty offered to buy biscuit and sweet for him and then he confessed that he was sent to sacrifice my brother that day ...said it was the deadline for him.
My aunty ran to my mum's office and narrated everything,my mum placed a call to my dad's office in lagos and told my dad. My dad got to Benin that night and quickly rushed to the backyard to plug plantain leaves to flog this boy o, that was how more confessions came in that he usually change to a black insect at night to escape the house for meetings every night and he was told to bring the baby as a sacrifice since but he couldnt cos my mum was nice to him but after he was flogged the previous night in the spirtual realm,he made up his mind to give in and my aunt caught him.
He was taken back to the village and some prayers was done before my brother recovered.

If you doubt that some metaphysical things dont exist then i pray you dont find out the hard way

In 2011, i went for a church camp Easter retreat and during one of the programs in camp ,they taught about the gift of the holy spirit and later on during prayers some people were intoxicated and started speaking in tongues...i and my friends got to the hostel and we were gisting,we felt it was a scam and joke that those people were speaking in tongues. We gisted,acted the scene and laughed ...one of my friends kept on emphasizing on how fake the whole thing was and how the holy spirit doesnt exist bla bla bla.
The next day in the main auditorium,they did a alter call and we all jokingly went cos we wanted to see first hand another drama of people kabashing and falling under the "pretence of holyghost" the camp is very big . We went out and one of the pastors said he will bless those other pastors so they can come and lay hands on us that came for the altet call....we were over 1000 if i am not mistaken. Before tjis pastors left the pulpit,we heard how someone was speaking in tongues from the back causing uproar .....the pastors stated laying hand on people praying on others,till they finished this girl was still speaking in tongues and crying.she would stand and fall.The GS laid hands on her after so as for her to be quiet....this girl no calm down o,this was this same girl that really argued that speaking in tongues was fake. The morning session ended and she kept on speaking,they even took her outside the auditorium cos the noise was much but she kept on speaking in tongues for close to 2 hours before she came back to consciousness.After that incident,she went to the hostel and lay quietly...


May we not learn the hard way.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Discovers Her Mother's Real Age After Death by Joydan98: 5:26pm On Nov 23, 2020
Uprightness100:
This age Lie thing will cause trouble for many at the other side..
So many gentlemen and ladies in the civil service, Military formations, Banks etc had to lie and amend their age to get these jobs..

Lie is lie no matter how u do it!!

No liar enters Heaven!!

Use this golden Moment to repent, amend and ask God for Mercy..
I really think you are jobless
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 9:44pm On Nov 19, 2020
pweetyoge:
Yes, first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Safe and healthy delivery to you
Thank you very much..please how do I prepare it?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 7:04am On Nov 19, 2020
pweetyoge:
Please see screenshot
my test last week revealed that my PCV is low 29%, the doctor recommended some drugs and advised I eat enough vegetables and sea food. And I have been doing that, I no longer feel weak. Can I still take this leave "hospital -is-far" with my routine drugs?
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 6:43am On Nov 19, 2020
Tummy10:
Hello Mamas,

I was confirmed pregnant on Saturday, my doctor said 6 weeks but I do not have any pregnancy symptoms, no morning sickness, just cramps.

Please is this normal?

Am a first time mom.

Thank you
It's very normal... I am close to 4 months and I have never vomited, I only feel nauseous sometimes and have the metallic taste in my mouth but aside that I am cool.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 6:30am On Nov 19, 2020
africaflozy:
Aww! What's your EDD?
You are highly welcome. Stress-free preggy journey to us all.
Amen. My EDD is 14/4/2021...sex is unknown because the last scan I did showed the baby laying face down
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 6:26am On Nov 19, 2020
tifelola:
Thanks sis...I've been to the hospital and was given some drugs too which I've started taking. Hubby won't even allow me self medicate if I wanted to..has made me do lots of promises so as to keep myself and the baby healthy.
Best decision.... Please stay safe
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 3:10pm On Nov 16, 2020
tifelola:
Awwwn..congrats sis. As for me,I don't really have much headaches,I still sleep well but that cramps is what I experience like at least thrice in a day. Are you a first time mom, started antenatal and what drugs have you started taking?
I am a first time mum and I am taking some drugs that was recommended by the hospital I registered with. I think it's better you visit a doctor for check up ,if it's necessary he would recommend drugs.please don't take drugs without recommendation from a medical practitioner
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Joydan98: 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2020
africaflozy:
Oya clear road for team APRIL

Mamas when do you plan to check baby gender. Personally I would do that at my next appointment. Can't wait to know shocked

Team_NoDulling
Team_Favour
S/N _Monicker___EDD___Gender
1. Africaflozy ___ 05/04___unknown
2. Ovalrose ___ 10/04___unknown
3. Jhules ___ 16/04___ unknown
4. dunpredictable __31/04__unknown
5. Teetopic __18/04__unknown
6. beegail __05/04__unknown
7. Parkiz __07/04__unknown

Other April team members should come and register sharparly.... remember NoDullling grin
Hello, I am joining this conversation for the first time. This is my first pregnancy though
PetsRe: My Dog Is Possessed With An Unclean Spirit by Joydan98: 8:55pm On Nov 06, 2020
Octopusssy:
Now that I have your attention:

Last year I created a thread asking for information on the breed of my recently acquired dog, and discovered thence that this cute ball of pristine white fur is an American Eskimo- https://www.nairaland.com/5568612/what-breed-dog

Alas, his cuteness begins and ends with his fur. He has a most disturbing taste for rats. He doesn't just chase them, he eats them.

We have had several dogs in the past and none of them have actually eaten household pests, but White (so named for obvious reasons) eats rats, lizards...and my God, cockroaches cry cry cry cry embarassed

Well, I wouldn't say he actually eats roaches; he pins them down and rips them to shreds. Sometimes he even sneaks into my room in search of rats stuck on the rat gum. He has even mastered the art of eating the rats without having the gum stick to his fur. The first time he stole a rat laden gum from my room, we had to cut the gum and some of his fur away where it stuck. Now he has become an expert and can now consume the rats on the gum without getting his mouth stuck .

How can an animal so beautiful be so unbelievably disgusting? My mum says he is possessed.

file photo. He doesn't sit still long enough to be photographed.
It's the way you raised the dog. If you have ever given it raw meat that could be the cause
TravelRe: If You Are Given The Oppurtunity To Travel Abroad Where Would You Go? by Joydan98: 5:17pm On Aug 12, 2020
Alexgman1:
Most of us here in naija are seriously aiming, dreaming, hoping, praying & even fasting to have the oppurtunity to travel abroad one day. Maybe to study, work, on vacation, evangelization or probably to start living there. If the oppurtunity comes and there you are to select any country of your choice to travel to, which country's visa would you go for & what made you choose that country? Lets see/hear your favourite country apart from NIGERIA your fatherland
Next year I will have the opportunity of traveling on an all expense paid trip to three different countries. I look forward to going to Dubai. I am just 25 and my business decision has given me an opportunity your regular 8-6pm job can't without breaking my back.
HealthSolution For Your Health Challenge (please Come In) by Joydan98(op):
Our health is a very vital part that concerns us, the 100% care we give to our organs and cells is what guarantees good health. However, people neglect this and treat their body as they like but they fail to understand that we can't cheat nature. If your fail to nurture your health while you can, your health may fail on the long run.
I have drugs that are tested and trusted ,people around me and far away from me have testified about it's effectiveness mostly after consuming in 3-6months depending on the illness or disease and the time it's been there. Below are the illness and disease we have drugs for.

1. Poor vision or eyes problem
(Our organic capsules have proved to be effective for people under this class so long the person wasn't born blind)

2. High Blood Pressure and Diabetes (especially if the person is on insulin). I will personally add a meal plan that if followed with the drug intake will make the persons blood sugar and blood pressure drop low till its not found in their bloodstream.

3. Mouthodour and Bad Breathe

4. Severe Acne, Pimples and Aftershave bumps

5. Wrinkled Skin and Hairline loss

6. Viral Infection such as Herpes, HIV etc ( The drugs eliminates breakouts and reduce viral load incredibly#

7. Fire burn victims and Chronic Ulcer
( Our product helps to regenerate and rejuvenate the cells of the burnt body without leaving scars as well as heal ulcer wounds..... I have pictures to back this up)

8. Infertility
This one cannot be overemphasized, we had been having amazing report on couples that took our fertility drugs. It's a drug for both the male and female, it rejuvenate the ovum and spermatozoa.

9. STI's

10. Fibroid
( Recently, a woman bought one of our products and after recommended usage, she was desperate for a quick result so she used an alternative recommendation before going to bed and in the middle of the night she started feeling movements in her stomach something like an advanced menstrual cramps and a period was just over a week prior, she ran to the toilet when she felt clots of blood dropping. We don't recommend this for pregnant women so you need to certify you are not pregnant to embark on this one)

Do well to send a mail to me so I can drop my number and social media handles for you to verify my genuity if you are interested. I stay in Uyo and I can waybill to you where ever you are in Nigeria.
Your health is your most important wealth, No need to die when you can stay alive.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Auwalu: Not Getting National Identity Number To Attract 3-Month Jail Term by Joydan98: 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2020
F117nighthawk:
Crap talk, the jail will start from the corrupt staff of the body,useless organisation, for over 4 yrs now I haven't received my ID
Your own is 4years and you are complaining,mine is 7years (2013 - 2020). I need to jail them
FamilyRe: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by Joydan98: 11:29pm On Jan 30, 2020
uncastableodd:
Good morning everyone.

In the middle of the night today, I tried to look for duvet to cover up my son on bed. I decided to check my wife wardrobe.

I saw a pack of mycoten in the wardrobe. She already slept this time. So I had to chill till this morning to ask her questions.

So, this morning when I asked her, she said it was her mum that gave her bla bla bla..
I saw a piece of paper prescribing that cream for her in that same bag I found the cream.

I googled the uses of mycoten and I found out it was nothing serious because it is use for yeast infection and vagina odour. My wife dont have vagina odour and I understand yeast infection can be gotten from toilet or could be infection of body skin that spread or so.

I actually know she lied about her mummy giving her. But what baffles me is that I got a whatsapp message from her when she was coming from my son school..

She wrote that I nag a lot. That I should give her space. That u think she can't cope without me. She said she will look for work to take care of our son.She said we have been together for six years and I don't even trust her a bit. She said I think she can't leave without her. She didn't even address the issue of allegation of infidelity I threw against her(i deliberately did that #.I replied her I can't give her space in my own house and if she is fed up, she can pack her bags and go to her parent house. I told her if my son is infected or if I am infected , I am going to kill her and hand over myself to police. Immediately she blocked me on whatsapp and I did same. After an hour, she unblocked me.

Could she have been sleeping around her? Or are there any other uses of mycoten I don't know?

In my mind though, the cream I find is not really something to worry about but the message I got and her reaction is what I don't understand.
There is no other use of mycoten aside yeast infection and it's good for women to treat themselves of yeast infection especially when they have irritations at least once in a year. Instead of dragging your wife on NL and threatening to kill her why didn't you ask her what the problem is? Your approach was just too wrong

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