₦airaland Forum

DubaiLandLord:
Smart hawker

He learnt from the guy selling gala

Are you sure he heard about it.

AlphaMale666:
I'm 30 years old now and frankly speaking, I know I'm never gonna get married!

Even my father sent me a Whatsapp message some weeks ago with a bold text saying "never get married my boy!" " you're my son, and I'll never lie to you". He's living a miserable life with the stupid witch he put in his house. But nobody forced him to get married! So he's getting the taste of his own medicine!

Even if he didn't tell me any of this, I already knew my
destiny. I knew I was born to die single and nobody will take this wonderful single life away from me!

My boy are you having sxx with the gender?

backbencher:
Not exactly

Porn's problem is that it gives an unrealistic view of sex. What turns a porn star on may not turn your woman or man on, and also porn stars have bodies that are to some extent very unrealistic as well (a porn film is a film, and films have characters who don't look like most people in real life.)

I suggest it is better a married couple work together to find out what turns them on.

Also, good sex begins with good relationship. If your relationship with the spouse is not good enough, no amount of porn is going to fix it.

Good sex also begins with good diet, hygiene, exercise, etc etc....

Omo you grab it.

The guy is biologically wicked.

The next 14 months is going to be smackdown.

You are lucky you heard it from the horse' mouth not dem talk say, do not worry their talk will scatter them.

KiNg0G:
If your in your early 20, marriage issue nor supposed consign you.

My pickin start to reason how to plan your life first

How old do you think the redpillers are?

Ekundayo7574:
Who's this guy I don't know him

You do not need to know him.

Onedayoneday:
I don't know if it is same in your area. Normally, around this period, if you go to market, you hardly see space to walk through due to high influx of buyers entering the market. The reverse is the practical case of this year. Hmmmmm.

See my account balance as of today. Nothing on me for the Christmas.

Please show some love in the spirit of Christmas into that account number. Any amount will go a long way. God bless you.

GTBank is the bank.

Na so no acct no.

Common sense is not common.

Akwa Ibom men are naturally stingy, he is a suspect.

With 30000 naira the nurse could not do a good job. We need to hear from the nurse too.

AC for this harmattan nawa

YoungLionken:
More than half actually..

OBJ comes to mind..

Everyone's(me too) complaining of Buhari, but the problem didn't really started with him..

Sixteen years of PDP in power shattered the Nigeria of our dreams..

MODIFIED

I can see that some people are ignorantly mentioning me..

I never exonerated the APCheat government over past rule of Pdp1gs!!

All I'm saying that both contributed to the many problems bedeviling the country. In other words, Pdp1g shouldn't be seen as an angel over APCheat, because they're same!!!

But christmas rice was cheap.

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You should be happy your wife did not kill herself and the baby. As you dey so, did you go into the labour room with her? I guess no. Now that she is back home the first person she sees is someone she dislikes and your mum have come to bathe her. Your wife needs her privacy.

DjBigMoni:
Thank God for safe delivery, even though it was CS everything went successful.

So my mum came around for Omugwo first and ever since my wife had been having issues with her. it got to the extent my wife pulled a knife on my mum and I, she even fought my mum before she left.

So her mum now came around for Omugwo also and I have not been giving her face even despite she has apologised with my wife also and even her Dad. But I'm still finding it difficult to forgive her don't know why.

Point of correction, her mum was supposed to come for omugwu not your mum because she is still alive or are you a manipulative person?

Disney is still functioning.

maiiilooo:
Happy for her . God please send me my own helper as Christmas gift.. Amen .

You dash person something?

SARSCoV2:
Please visit an optician

Omo she fine at least she no bleach her skin.

Maybe it is reserved for politicians' children.

Fix cctv in your house and clear your doubt.

D*ad on arrival

D e a d on arrival

Dead on arrival

Na dem dem

Benee1000:
Uche/Uchenna/Uchechukwu: the worst kinds of people to do business with or buy something from...scammers and fraudsters. Most male apprentices also bears this name.
Shegun/Tunde: Quiet and hardworking
Damola/Obinna/Lekan, Jeffery: players
Ifeanyi, Musa, Tunji: likes fighting
Samuel, Jerry, Nnamdi, Ikenna, Emma: great Simps
David/Benjamin: Churchy
Chinedu/Obiora/Moses: very stubborn people

Please Uche are not scammer.

Btw was he thinking that female prostitute only give mouth a c t i o n

They are lucky it happened over there, if it were to be here the rescue team would be counting dead bodies.

Before oyibo pack contraceptive come Africa, women bin dey slim till old age but now a girl of 20 will be looking like 35.

Every science invention is towards the destruction of man.

This is the true meaning of "be careful who you envy"