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CrimeRe: Woman Stole A Pot Of Soup: Policeman Pays Complainant N3,000 by jozee8: 8:09am On Sep 13, 2016
God will will surely bless that police DPO! what a woman can do for her children! am so touched right now.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Patriots, NP Political Movement Formed By Topshots From PDP, APC by jozee8: 3:00pm On Sep 12, 2016
You don’t do things in haste, when it comes to
forming the kind of formidable national party we
are involved.



And baba is taking his time to bring out the best he can, nobody wants to give him any benefit of doubt. Now this man is telling me that things are not to be done in a hurry?
PoliticsRe: Fashola At Work: Why Is No One Talking? by jozee8: 3:09pm On Sep 11, 2016
Tremor007:
Really? You must have been an English Teacher all your life but not an English Professor
You don dey vex? na hail i jus hail na bros
PoliticsRe: Fashola At Work: Why Is No One Talking? by jozee8: 1:27pm On Sep 11, 2016
Tremor007:
What of if I tell you that they are actually lying about Fashola's achievement s undecided if you are in doubt just ply those aforementioned roads. nonsense
See grammar abeg...
what of if... bros i hail oo
BusinessRe: Amancio Ortega Overtakes Bill Gates As The Richest Man In The World by jozee8: 8:11am On Sep 10, 2016
wildchild1:
The competition is high, Bill will bounce back definitely
That's the real meaning of 'nothing last for ever'
PoliticsRe: Don't Buy Transformers - FG Warns Nigerians by jozee8: 10:49am On Sep 09, 2016
Kingsasian:
When you no see light for months nobody go tell you to buy transformers. When nearby areas or streets are having electricity and yours is not having due to a condemned transformer you must buy.
Impatient!


that's the more reason we can't seem to get things right in this country.
CareerRe: NPA Bans Mini Skirts And Jeans Trousers by jozee8: 7:47am On Sep 02, 2016
so no body seems to see that rules were made in 2008, re echoed in 2014, but because of lack of will for implementation, everything went on as usual, now that the current government wants to be taken serious almost every body here is playing the religious cardhuh
God have mercy!!
CareerRe: NPA Bans Mini Skirts And Jeans Trousers by jozee8: 7:40am On Sep 02, 2016
jamesibor:
"I am the most abused and insulted president in the world, but when I leave office you will all remember me for the total freedom you enjoyed under my government".

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan
December 2014


Lalasticlala over to you.
did you see the dates that those circulars were first issued?
BusinessRe: What A Bad Day Looks Like In The Bank by jozee8: 6:35pm On Sep 01, 2016
sexymoma:
"Boring"
ur problem no b here oo.. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: MTN Suspends Contracts Of Their Celebrity Ambassadors by jozee8: 3:28pm On Sep 01, 2016
venom13:
This Hard time when money no dey you're here talking about MTN to continue paying Celebrities that don't add any value
some people just can't think. what is their work actually? who those celebrities don epp?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Seizes Two Shopping Malls From INEC Chief. by jozee8: 8:06am On Aug 29, 2016
some people sold and shared my future, and even my great grand children's future even when i never fit marry sef? Go will judge them!!!
PoliticsRe: Federal Government To Probe Soludo And Sanusi by jozee8: 3:46pm On Aug 28, 2016
tiwiex:
Yet, they campaigned strongly for APC to win? GEJ did not even bother with Sanusi after he left. Why vote in your nemesis or destroyer. Doesn't make sense.
they never saw this coming
PoliticsRe: Federal Government To Probe Soludo And Sanusi by jozee8: 11:07am On Aug 28, 2016
AroOkigbo:
Just because they came hard on this current inept government within the week?

APC truly can't stand criticism
smh
my dear, they already know before hand that the government was going to probe them. And what they want people to say, is exactly what you are now saying!
SportsRe: Coach Siasia Quits Over "A Disrespectful System" by jozee8: 8:06pm On Aug 27, 2016
Thanks man, you've really contributed ur own quota. wishing you best of luck in ur subsequent endeavours
BusinessRe: Dangote Rice Hits Nigerian Market As Price Of Rice Is Set To Crash by jozee8: 6:33pm On Aug 27, 2016
Aufbauh:
It was not a surprise to some of us who understand the pain and gains of the change process because Nigeria will bounce back to exceed her former glory.

To those who never saw anything good or wish our dear country to crumble just because their hero failed,to you all I say ndo cheesy
After the country was utterly ruined, they want Buhari to come and fix it like he's got "Merlin" kind of magic
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by jozee8: 5:16pm On Aug 27, 2016
horlakunle25:
wetin make dem give u??
hehehehe me na member na wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by jozee8: 1:29pm On Aug 27, 2016
2 more goals to go.... ynwa!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by jozee8: 1:27pm On Aug 27, 2016
horlakunle25:
First half win or draw 4 liverpool..dats all I need, if dem like make totenham beat dem 20- 0 4 second half...dat one no concern me.
bring my share oo
PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello Stoned In Kogi by jozee8: 6:15pm On Aug 26, 2016
damola311:
Miss Grammar, E Pele o.... Who grammar don help?


As a Nigerian, I'm sure you know what the "stoned" means.... No be only Hauled missile, na launch ballistic missile
Help me ask her if she sabi her language like that.
RomanceRe: How Do I Cook Ugwu/egusi Soup? Urgently!! by jozee8: 9:33pm On Aug 22, 2016
AfricanApple:
poison undecided
serious one o!
make i teach my guy how them dey do am make e no be like say guys dey dull!!



buy egusi, oil, ugwu leaf, crayfish, fish/meat, pepper, salt, maggi, and onions.
put ur pot on fire alow it to dry up, before then put ur granded egusi in a bowl that can contain it and add a little water as if u want to soak garri( make the water no much o) put oil inside ur already dry pot, allow it to fry like 3 minutes, add ur dissolved egusi and continue to steer (continually o) untill about 5 minutes or there about ( when u notice it has fried ( make e no burn abeg o) then add a like a cup of water cover and alow it to boil like 3 minutes, then add ur salt (1 table spoon, if you are cooking like 3 cups) add ur washed ugwu leaf, add pepper, ur fish (u can paboill it before now if you like) add maggi then steer and cover it for atleast 10 minutes ( make e done wella) my guy just bring am down ur egussi is ready for choppinson.

note: grand ur egussi together with ur cray fish and pepper if it's dry pepper! thanking you, welcomed! wink
AfricanApple:
poison undecided
serious one o!
make i teach my guy how them dey do am make e no be like say guys dey dull!!



buy egusi, oil, ugwu leaf, crayfish, fish/meat, pepper, salt, maggi, and onions.
put ur pot on fire alow it to dry up, before then put ur granded egusi in a bowl that can contain it and add a little water as if u want to soak garri( make the water no much o) put oil inside ur already dry pot, allow it to fry like 3 minutes, add ur dissolved egusi and continue to steer (continually o) untill about 5 minutes or there about ( when u notice it has fried ( make e no burn abeg o) then add a like a cup of water cover and alow it to boil like 3 minutes, then add ur salt (1 table spoon, if you are cooking like 3 cups) add ur washed ugwu leaf, add pepper, ur fish (u can paboill it before now if you like) add maggi then steer and cover it for atleast 10 minutes ( make e done wella) my guy just bring am down ur egussi is ready for choppinson.

note: grand ur egussi together with ur cray fish and pepper if it's dry pepper! thanking you, welcomed!
PoliticsRe: Father Mbaka: "They Plan To Kill Buhari" by jozee8: 2:19pm On Aug 22, 2016
see how truth can be bitter. look at how a man of God is being criticized/insulted for stating the obvious! if these politicians do at least 10% of what they were supposed to have done, as blessed as this country is, people wouldn't have been complaining this much.
CrimeRe: Customs Impound 31 Containers Of Rice At Lagos Port by jozee8: 9:17am On Aug 20, 2016
PEPPERified:
Please not now, not with the price of rice now
I weep for this country! so the status-quo should be maintained? how bout the crime been committed here? you didn't see anything wrong with that and you want Mr president to do a 'merling'
chai chai....
i refuse to give up yet, Nigeria will be great again!!!
CrimeRe: Customs Impound 31 Containers Of Rice At Lagos Port by jozee8: 9:08am On Aug 20, 2016
PEPPERified:
Please not now, not with the price of rice now
I weep for this country! so the status qou should be maintain? how bout the crime been committed here? yiu didn't see anything wrong with that and yiu want mr president to do a 'merling'
chai chai....
i refuse to give up yet, Nigeria will be great again!!!
PoliticsRe: "Three Of Buhari's Ministers Were Saboteurs" - Akamukale, APC BOT by jozee8: 9:02am On Aug 18, 2016
MadamExcellency:
Ibe Kachikwu is now their target.


Amaechi's manuscript at play.
He deserve anything that's coming at him, a after all pdp said it openly that he is their discovery!
RomanceRe: How To Maintain Chastity In A Relationship by jozee8: 9:57pm On Aug 16, 2016
dachuchi7:
Its not what you think,and make sure you pray against the flesh and have faith.
thanks bro
RomanceRe: How To Maintain Chastity In A Relationship by jozee8: 6:54pm On Aug 16, 2016
dachuchi7:
Pls I don't get the abbreviation. Could you decrypt and what discipline are you in?
y una the derail this topic na? na 2go b dis?

seriously, it's something i desire but mehnnn the flesh can be very disappointing ehh
PoliticsRe: Start Oil Exploration In Benue - Buhari Orders NNPC by jozee8: 6:42pm On Aug 16, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Is there oil in benue? why not engage the money into Agro-industralization.
what will somebody do that can satisfy people like you or that you will be patient for sometime to see if it will turn out to be for the benefit of the greater percentage of the populace? those that were stealing the money they were supposed to use in doing this, keeping it for their 10th generation yet unborn, living in affluence affording what they need and what not, what did you say? nothing!! please lets learn the art of patience because it's a virtue. thanks!
FamilyRe: He Surprised His Wife On Her Birthday And Got A Shocker Of His Life. by jozee8: 5:23pm On Aug 16, 2016
abeg ask the receptionist how many such calls has she been making ;Dabeg ask the receptionist how many such calls has she been making
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Was Part Of Nigeria’s Problem – Shehu Sani by jozee8: 9:23am On Aug 16, 2016
that's one very good thing about this shehu sani guy, saying it the way it is always!
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Apologises To Mayowa Ahmed's Family: "#SaveMayowa Wasn't A Scam" by jozee8: 3:45pm On Aug 14, 2016
pweetixandy:
why do pple hate Linda...why so much hate. it takes a lot of humility to actually apologize and I love Linda more for this. Linda made a mistake which only shows that she is human, like you and I smiley God help Mayowa
why wouldn't she apologise when she wouldn't verifies a story before she post just because she wants to draw traffic? na only God know how many such 'mistakes' she has made on her way up!
BusinessRe: Dangote Rice Coming To Market At Cheap Price by jozee8: 1:01pm On Aug 11, 2016
very soon eh.. after the Almighty God, the next person that would control/own our lives in this country will be dangote! and some heediot with all their certificate would be here all day ranting and blaming buhari for their problems
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by jozee8: 6:52pm On Aug 10, 2016
Smellymouth:
Wrist.bangle, pls note this==> Na ONLY Rich Dudes ladies dey advertise themselves give oo.. grin

Iffa hear say ladies advertise sell their market give poor men.. grin

Once you have the Naira, they be like ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Eyebrow_raise_sexy.gif

If na Dollars, it's like this ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/limerence.gif

But if na "POUNDS", it is finished ===>
cheesy

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jessica-alba-flirt.gif
hahahahaha... thanks for making my day. I've been making people laugh today but no body has made me laugh until this post of urs. badt niggur!!

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