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Romance / Re: I Can't Last For 20 Minutes In Bed. What Should I Do? by Jozilinn: 6:14pm On Jul 17, 2023
DocJoseph:
Dear Nairalanders, I need your help. My girlfriend always complain that I can't knack her for 20 minutes. The Truth is, I always last for 5mins... How can I last for 20 minutes naturally before I cum or ejagulate?
No Insults pls....
blend. Banana,tiger nuts and coconut with that sugary Hausa nuts then filter and drink it... it's just like kunu it works well or keep yourself on an healthy diet of fruits and avoid all these hard drinks...they make you lack the stamina you need because you might get addicted to them.

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Ladies, Do Not Let A Good Man Go In The Name Of He Has A Girlfriend by Jozilinn: 10:43am On Jul 17, 2023
Because he's rich see mouth like scatter the relationship he's yours,na your type yahoo dey use... entitlement mentality don finish you even if you scatter the relationship,do you think you have what it takes to make him remain rich or finish him... the unexpected happens at times,you better think ahead and stop being like this because no be only you Sabi scatter relationship, scatter and see if another doesn't scatter...pray for your own, work on your career men go rush you like fish dey rush water.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by Jozilinn: 10:20am On Jul 15, 2023
Is it for garri,is it for eba 🤣🤣🤣
Nairaland / General / Re: Name One Social Media Slang You Dislike by Jozilinn: 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2023
Wahala be like bicycle

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Religion / Re: Online Morning Prayers Want To Useless My Wife by Jozilinn: 6:37pm On Jul 13, 2023
Kobojunkie:
How did you come to this conclusion abeg? undecided

You see, Scripture states that God does not answer the prayers of the unrighteous; the pleas and requests and every petition, praise, offerings, tithes, seeds, work, plea, sacrifice, etc., of the unrighteous are tainted by their sins(disobedience/unholiness) and are hence an abomination to God. So, what is definite is that even your many pleas for the forgiveness of sins are not answered by God given that God made no special exemptions for that kind of plea. No amount of praying can cause God to change His mind regarding that which concerns the unrighteous by the way. So if you are thinking of prescribing more prayers that only means you really don't understand or know god at all. undecided

Op says his wife spends hours in this prayer group every morning. If God does not receive nor answer any of her prayers and her offerings are equally all dead on arrival on account of the fact that she is unrighteous, how did you come to conclude that they all serve some benefit to her husband and family? undecided
How did you come to the conclusion that she's unrighteous,even the same bible says don't judge anyone...🤯🤯
Religion / Re: Online Morning Prayers Want To Useless My Wife by Jozilinn: 10:18am On Jul 13, 2023
Oga, what's she supposed to do as a woman as quoted above,she's your wife nobody see stops you from helping out as well, the prayers as she's making is for your daily life, knowingly or unknowingly she's praying for herself and the entire family instead of her using Three hours ask her to use an hour then go back to what's so she's doing... she's your wife.
Celebrities / Re: Wife Of The Lord's Chosen Ministries' General Overseer, Pastor Lazarus Dies by Jozilinn: 11:02am On Jul 12, 2023
May her soul rest in peace

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Travel / Re: Lagos Airport Runway Light Stolen, Seven Suspended by Jozilinn: 10:51am On Jul 11, 2023
TemplarLandry:
An inside job no doubt!

I dedicate “16DEM” by Skillibeng to them.
You no dey work 🤣🤣🤣
Crime / Re: 37-year-old Hiv-positive Man Rapes 4-year-old Girl In Abia (video) by Jozilinn: 8:18am On Jul 11, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Damn.

Enyia, I diss you with “Name Calling” by Papoose.
.
🥲🥲
Family / Re: My Wife Poisoned My Food But Thank God I Survived - Nigerian Man Reveals by Jozilinn: 8:16am On Jul 11, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Tragic.

If this allegation's true, I dedicate “B Please” by Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg & Xzibit to the cut-throat woman.
🤣🤣🤣 nawa for you,oga dedicator
Family / Re: My Wife Was Delivered Of A Healthy Baby Boy, But.... by Jozilinn: 12:57pm On Jul 06, 2023
Childfree:


There are 2 kinds of begging scam on nairaland. Some would just makeup a pitiful story, then boom someone would help by sending cash. In some cases they can't prove shit hence no one would render help.

The next set are either full time scammers or normal people who have seen a flaw with regards to how nairalanders authentic begging stories.

Example.
I can have my fees intact with me. What I'll do is to wait till 2 or 3 days before school payment portal is closed. Then come to nairaland with stories of how poor my parents are, how I couldn't gather cash despite some hustle... blablabla

Of cause if you check my school, you'll see that it is true about the deadline.
Of cause I can do a video call.
Of cause if you want to confirm if am a student I can also do that since I have ID, admission letter and everything to tell I school there.
Even if you decide to send someone to meet me we'll meet.
Of cause I can even show my school Portal showing my fees is "not paid"
Even if someone requested for school account number to be sent directly, I'll do because it didn't spoil the scam.

Then boom people fall for it.

This doesn't mean or authentic that I lack cash or my parents couldn't give me fees.

The new social media scam now is to let their money rest while have their bills paid by people. Lol

Same with this guy lol, how does paying to a clinic, a video call or his wife actually having a baby says he can't afford or pay?

Just a glimpse to his profile would tell you is either he's lying or he's not serious with his life sef.
you are right most genuine people hardly get help at all,yo really read a lot about this scammers
Phones / Re: Hello Friends Help My Broda And Chose The Phone He Will Go For by Jozilinn: 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2023
Redmi 12c

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Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by Jozilinn: 4:29pm On Jul 03, 2023
What then is the definition of family without a wife or husband both men and women have their flaws just like there's no perfect man, there's also no perfect woman too, you shapen the perfections and learn from each other...if you watch Emma chinedum comedy on Facebook you will know the true meaning of marriage.
Romance / Re: Chioma Is Beautiful, Why Davido Like Ugly Girls As Side Chicks by Jozilinn: 9:36am On Jul 02, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:


Who's in the uk?
Anita?
Amanda is in Atlanta
Romance / Re: A Guy Snapped Pictures With His Girlfriend Showing Her Dirty Buttocks(pictures) by Jozilinn: 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2023
The guy doesn't give a 🖕so you should you🤔

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Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by Jozilinn: 5:22pm On Jul 01, 2023
Samantha124:
I'm sorry, but your story doesn't make sense..😂😂😂
he dey on colos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by Jozilinn: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2023
Would always call me to complain about our Boss but in order to save himself, started telling the boss all sorts of garbage about me and even sete up to proove point, never got anything out of me though but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

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Celebrities / Re: "Davido was eating my Ass and Co*chie just weeks ago" - Davidos ex Anita by Jozilinn: 7:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Larissa London and Amanda just dey their lane dey look,hmm it their life right now it is steady cash out for them.

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Politics / Re: Pic: French Lady Also Accuses Nigerian Music Star, Davido Of Impregnating Her by Jozilinn: 11:39pm On Jun 28, 2023
Chioma needs real support cos the girl go just dey cry...y is davido doing this he shouldn't have gotten married now almost 6 women,no matter anything this kids would never love themselves cos their mum's would definitely be competitive,good thing Amanda isn't like them totally off social media and doing well for herself, same with that Larissa woman, chioma should leave now because she might not even get a chance to raise her kids in an happy home or better still get married to a reasonable man.
Crime / Re: Trinity Guy Remanded In Agodi Prison, Risks 15 Years In Jail by Jozilinn: 6:15am On Jun 27, 2023
And how many have been put in jail for 15 years, some are even awaiting trail till today,una Still dey hear chidima matter or uduak that killed that girl looking for a job.

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Investment / Re: Which Is The Best For Trading In Low Budget by Jozilinn: 4:45pm On Jun 22, 2023
Miraculous321:

Those automated robots are wack.
Just do your technical analysis diligently and make your money.
Deriv is more suitable for low funds
okay let me go check it up fbs margin is too high I don't know if it's just me, from using the demo and xm I have seen some differences
Investment / Re: Which Is The Best For Trading In Low Budget by Jozilinn: 9:11am On Jun 22, 2023
Ireportlive:
I use exness
Thanks for your suggestion please what is their minimum deposit and how is the withdrawal like.
Investment / Re: Which Is The Best For Trading In Low Budget by Jozilinn: 9:10am On Jun 22, 2023
Uyt1:
trade sythnethic indices on deriv usning atomated trading bot and earn daily
I have tried deriv on demo with automated robot it was so bad...
Investment / Which Is The Best For Trading In Low Budget by Jozilinn: 5:06pm On Jun 21, 2023
Good evening nairalanders,last COVID-19 era I went for forex seminars and got to know some people into it. But the issue is the minimum deposit,spread and how reliable the broker is...so now according to what I gathered I have these ones in mind.
Fbs
Hfm
Xm.
I think they support the naira but which one amongst them is the best,I would be counting the votes please,the others are really expensive for me and I have just 5k on me. Since I got my salary already but I don't want to start looking for money around,I just want to try wit 0.01 lots. Anything I see I would take it like that. Life is about risk if I don't risk it I would never knew what it takes to know it.
Please to all the people who have been doing this which platform can boost me up 🙏🙏🙏🙏.
Nlfpmod
Family / Which Of Them Is The Best For Trading In Nigeria. by Jozilinn: 2:09pm On Jun 21, 2023
Good evening nairalanders,last COVID-19 era I went for forex seminars and got to know some people into it. But the issue is the minimum deposit,spread and how reliable the broker is...so now according to what I gathered I have these ones in mind.
Fbs
Hfm
Xm.
I think they support the naira but which one amongst them is the best,I would be counting the votes please,the others are really expensive for me and I have just 5k on me. Since I got my salary already but I don't want to start looking for money around,I just want to try wit 0.01 lots. Anything I see I would take it like that. Life is about risk if I don't risk it I would never knew what it takes to know it.
Please to all the people who have been doing this which platform can boost me up 🙏🙏🙏🙏.
Nlfpmod
Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Jozilinn: 11:24am On Jun 20, 2023
She should leave trust me when I say the man isn't worth it,how can you leave your kids and then don't care for them no.matter anything his kids comes first,I think the guy is a womanizer and doesn't deserve a second chance,I just pity the innocent kids involved... she should leave b4 another pregnancy or she would also experience the same results...my goodness please moderators should push this to frontpage please,so disheartening 😱😱😱😱

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Politics / Re: Opinion: Tinubu will lose Northern Support over Appointment Of Service Chiefs by Jozilinn: 11:06am On Jun 20, 2023
Is the north the only part in Nigeria abeg shift, like we are supposed to be ruled by them always.
Romance / Re: We Keep Doing This To Men But Not To The Women. (PHOTO) by Jozilinn: 6:54pm On Jun 18, 2023
KingAzubuike:
We keep saying happy fathers day to all the responsible fathers out there but during mothers day, you'll never hear happy mothers day to all the responsible mothers out there.
Because if you do a research or case study you will find out that almost 45percentage of father's still care for their kids around the world, guess who carries the rest of the burden mothers...a man leaving a woman with 7 kids and doesn't even care 😔😔...but is alive please,mothers percentage is 83 percentage... because no matter anything no mother can See her child suffer. See.

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Religion / Re: "You May Kiss The Bride" Should Be For Only Virgins. by Jozilinn: 6:47pm On Jun 18, 2023
Why does everyone want a virgin but claim that if you love me proove it,why guy man still dey like Bleep another woman even after marriage... virginity isn't a guarantee to a happy home but it will command respect as a woman, everyone wants a virgin girl, hence they are scarce and it isn't all that are wise.

Please marriage or no marriage love yourself so that somebody son won't become a nightmare and someone's daughter won't become a pain in the ass,both sexes are not perfect we aren't so let's see stop all these please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Keeps Cartons Of Any Electronic Items They Bought. by Jozilinn: 6:40pm On Jun 17, 2023
If you want to resale it most buyers prefer it in carton,at least e dey look nice and new

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