₦airaland Forum

texaco1: Her parents will be ashamed of her by now,

did he use a condom?

Osama bin Laden was watching porn the day he was murdered true or false?

makky: If this guy didn't marry, he will be among the top nollywood bachelors topic someone is already considering to create here on NL, if a bad topic about him comes up, ppl will say its because he aint married. Now the guy has finally married, its another problem that he married a chubby woman, there's NOTHING anyone will ever do to please humans. Well the good thing is he doesn't CARE what anyone thinks, he would've heard s..hit loads worse than this before marrying his love. After all he would have shown her to his friends and family n so many would advise him otherwise. Guess what again? They are married and dancing their worries away while those insatiable friends also attended the said wedding. So slim beauties, keep wearing Asoebis for chubby beauties like us while we get married and men who hate chubby ladies, keep looking at our happy wedding pictures and develop hypertension on our behalf.......hahahahahahaha!!!!

who told you he doesnt care? must he be allover your sister before you know the guy is in trouble? imagine the work load, mere looking at his Face, he is smiling under duress.

topslimz: Wishing U̶̲̥̅̊ d joy n blessing of a married life!

how can there be joy in a union between a human and a baby cattle?
Does the guy own a ranch?

the gal's face be like, I don catch maga.
lol na joke I dey oo

solidman59: yeah and soon fashola will tell us boys to barb only his type of hairstyle.

Amaechi once told us to be taking our generators to the gas stations that kegs are no longer allowed.

sometimes I wonder why people have no shame in displaying low IQ.

how does Amaechi's brain process the info. for a sane man to drag a 60kva generator to a gas station.

Fashola forgot that with a state provided morthage loan, most lagosians will own their own houses do a perimeter fencing with a gate such that his prying eyes wont be seeing the clothes.

fashola equally forgot that with state provided electricity lagosians will gladly use their laundry driers.

for starters, fashola should show you guys where he hangs his boxers and his wife's pants to take a cue from there.

fashola I have a reminder for you, Lagosians have not revolted against the govt over the years because everyone is respecting his space.
they know you guys are stealing in govt but they are not bothering you
pls dont bother them.

fredopayee: Those guys was offloaded rround 4am eye witnes said. I wonder how the 2 partied agreed on this. If they agreed, do you think Anambra State Govt and other Igbo dignitaries will speak againt it Think Ngige Think.

when uk wan deport u, do they take u home?
I wish Amaechi will deport all the calites and akwaibomites who litter ph with bachas that breed criminals in ph.

fredopayee: Those guys was offloaded rround 4am eye witnes said. I wonder how the 2 partied agreed on this. If they agreed, do you think Anambra State Govt and other Igbo dignitaries will speak againt it Think Ngige Think.

when uk wan deport u, do they take u home?
I wish Amaechi will deport all the calites and akwaibomites who litter ph with bachas that breed c criminal s in ph.

fredopayee: Those guys was offloaded rround 4am eye witnes said. I wonder how the 2 partied agreed on this. If they agreed, do you think Anambra State Govt and other Igbo dignitaries will speak againt it Think Ngige Think.

when uk wan deport u, do they take u home?

Lollycutie: U b mugu,so if u help ur wife 4 house ur brokos go cut commot ni?Idiota men lik u shud b castrated cos they are not men.A good loving n caring man should help his wife cos she's got blood,flesh n bones like u n not iron n steel so u shud b happy helping her out cos she is surely helping out with financing d home mugu.Stupid pride,stupid foolish orientation.smteeeew rubbish

lazy thing, he should be sweeping the house while you fold legs watching big brother chase. when its time to subscribe DSTV you run to honey.

you wan to feel modern at the expense of the other den stay in your father's house where you are used to LTV.
akpa amu.

charge and bail lawyer wey don stand for sun tire so tee im brain fry he come dey jonz

dasparrow: Yes oh! It is time to send those Lebanese packing along with the chinese as well.

what do you know?

calddon: am i the only one seeing the handwork of mossad agents? abi did we generate the intelligence about these mens operation from thin air?

exactly my thoughts

Dis Guy: after over 40years in nigeria, they were searching for isreali embassy?

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you go fear nigerian prosecutors, so their cctv can tell who is isreali and who isnt? the CCTV at shoprite is also being used as surveillance?

how did you come about that 40yrs? moreso they came from Kano with their foreign collaborators looking for the embassey in Abuja. isnt that common sense.
do I even know where the isreali embassey is in Abuja? I doubt if you know

inosend: Dem wan turn naija to another middle east. God forbid!

how? you guys should stop shitting ur pants.
even if they succeded in bombing isreali embassy, the isrealli intelligence is not that dumb, they will investigate and send the arrows back to hezbolla.
when the UN building was bombed FBI was here and declared it wasnt done by Nigerians so we are off the hook.

they declared mammon Nur wanted. that is what a good intelligence agency does, thats their job. so relax guys nothing dey happen.

how are you sure it wasnt the mossad that tipped off our egg heads to arresting them in the first place? they claim it was serendipity I know it cant be.

mekaboy: Lebanese must go, lol.

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Ninapha: Hmm Peter Obi sef. Ask ursel why it was within Ngige's contutiency that had to improve. Abi peter no the work in other places. The fact is we are happy enjoyn lite up to 22hrs a day yes! But its Jonathan's efforts and Ngige keyed in cos of his position to get it here faster. Ok oga Peter pls fire all Anambra state wit light immediately. When the road to my street is a danger zone, u are only interested in tarring those roads that lead to ur landed properties. U think say we no know abi.

The site and mapping out for areas to benefit from NIPP was done between August 02 and march 03, at that time dwarf Ngige was still recieving slaps as chris uba's houseboy.

NIPP Is older than both Ngige and Obi's administration's

playah P: This can't be true!!

How can a 17 year old woman strangle a 26 year old man??

How can a man have sex 6 times a day??

I'm a guy and trust me, I love sexxx and I hit it a lot but 6 times a day??.... That's impossible!!

I stand to be corrected though!!

If truly it was the girl that murdered him, then we are yet to know d true story!!

what if the guy comes like a chicken on each round? premature ejaculants tend to do more than dat.

momodub: na foood 6 times a day

doctor's prescription

BizBooks: Quoting Victor Ikpeba



Apart from Gervinho, how many other African players play for Arsenal? In case you do not know,
every black player on that team is from France.

dont mind the poropo, 95% of french guys are racists.
why wont he offer sunshine a small amount he is known for an amount he wont regret even if the guy fails.
wenger is a racist retteeerrrdd, make your papa play on trials when he is stopping drogba that disgraced your defenders in the 10/11 season.

yeye man.

Nigerians sabi lick oyibo nyash, you guys dont have shame, do you think wenger will shake him that he is exceptional after the trial?

he will simply lure him to have a taste of what it feels like to play with arsernal then offer him crumbs in the end, still seize him to miss world cup to ensure he doesnt leave.

these french men are fucktards

[quote author=Beaf!]For the "Kai Tak" airport in Hong Kong I guess the pilots will require some wraps of kai kai in the morning before taking off? [/quote]is that late beef?

Ifebube: Obi is a thief 4 eight years on seat he didnt do it.its nw hes leaving dat he wants 2 claim wat he didnt do..d credit shld go 2 FG and ngige who has been trying 2 enact dat ryt from time..Bleep peter he is jst a problem 2 anambra

its easier to type from contonou or borno state, what do you know about Anambra politics.

[quote author=freedom@last]He can be persuaded to give up hundreds of his accomplices. He seemed very cooperative in the video.

Instead of summarily killing him and losing valuable intel.

And for the tribalists, the guy confessed that he didn't go for the ajah operation, that it was one Paul (igbo guy) that carried out the Ajah operation.

So the two tribes are well represented.[/quote]it doesnt work that way, the police messed up by parading him immediately he was arrested.
they are supposed to quietly take him to headquarters where they will squeeze him of all intels , arrest all his cohorts before the parade.

even if he sings now, all his accomplices must have left town on hearing of his arrest.

physise: lets protest

post their expatriates names and designation lets check with immigration if their papers are ok!

ignis: What's with Nigerians and stripping naked? Must a thief be stripped naked and humiliated by civilians if caught? Why can't they be treated and given the respect of human beings which they are?
The right course of actions for civilians is catch a theif, detain, hold and hand him/her over to the police. No civilian has right to lay dirty hand, beat or strip a thief for any reason. Its not ideal.

I know a lot of unenlightened dudes here on nairaland will attack, abuse and insult me for this comment. But I don't give a damn.

who said a thief is a human being??

born2fuck: The Life don tire person

the thief hands still clean, if he has killed any of his victims, dey for spill his blood. thus says karma

I am not suprised, my anger goes more to the so called ACN goons, look at what is happening in lagos and rivers states, they generate reasonable amount of electricity to service their states but a s! lly law is preventing independent power generation.

what has the ACN senators in both rivers and lagos done to repeal the obnoxious law?

look at the oil dispute in Anambra and kogi states yet Ngige with his 3 inch length is sleeping warming up to become Anambra's next messiah.

Allah! these hooligans are really using our heads.

solomon111: SW is the fastest developing region in the country?
Since when?
Which part of the SW apart from lagos, can be compared to crossriver,akwa-ibom,rivers,enugu and even imo?.
It seems ACN propaganda in the SW is very thick.

which Rivers?

exxell: [b]East, South, West, North.... Ngige has my vote till infinity! I am a full blooded Anambrarian. But to hell with APGA, party Ndi Igbo my foot, Boko Haram Party My foot. By the time Ngige wins under APC, then we shall know the real truth. I am not voting for party... Gone ar those days. I am strictly voting for personality. We sent Annie Okonkwo to the Senate and he went there and was sleeping everyday... We sent Ngige; light was steady in most parts of Anambra now, New federal roads were awarded! When he was the governor, he did every road; Federal, state and local! But what is happening now? That man is too much Jare. I can donate my last card to his campaign. FYI, WITHOUT THE FOUNDATION CHRIS NGIGE GAVE PETER OBI, Peter Obi would have been a mass failure.... Ask T.A Orji. He will tell you in what condition Orji Uzor Kalu left Abia State. All these trolls shouting Soludo this, Soludo that... Let Peter Obi's case be an eye opener to you guys. You people think it was that time Peter Deceived us with the Catholic Church and Holy Rosary? Ah ah.... We are now more wiser than that. Ngige has my vote and that of my family. We voted him for governor, his three years spoke for him... We sent him to the senate, he has been representing. Forget Soludo.... Once he wins under APGA, he will port back to PDP. Reason.... APGA WAS DEAD ON ARRIVAL![/b]

unsubstantiated claims, how many votes do you have again?

Ayekotoo: Dr. Chris Ngige: Man of the people, for the people and by the people.

Ngige like seriously? what did he achieve as a senator? despite the challenges of his home state in oil exploration, any bill?
what about the oppression of his people in lagos state any bill?
Anambrarians should be smarter than this, Ngige did well as a short lived Governor at gun point there is no guarantee he will lead Anambrarians to the promise land.
Dont vote another Jonathan in a guber clothing.

shex202: hello landers, pls where can a graduate of ANIMAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL BIOLOGY work?

statistics of unemployed youth I guess.
how could you spend 4 to 5yrs without having an idea what the end of the road gives? damn! !

with intels on board, do we really have a ''free'' trade zone in Nigeria?