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Career › Re: Mathematics In Nigeria- The Way Forward by jpphilips(m): 9:51am On Aug 01, 2013
[quote author=starlight®®]No joke, reservoir geophysicist deals with large volumes of figures that's why maths grad do fit in[/quote]guy, oil and gas operations are mostly specialized operations, it is not about who fits in but who gets the job.
do you know any reservoir engineer in exxon with Bsc maths? that is where you should focus and stop peddling conjectures.

next you will tell us about one bsc agriculture who is dreaming to be a method engineer with Total because his olodo lecturer told him you can work 'anywhere', where the heck is ''anywhere'' in Nigeria?

FYI most res. engrs I know are hardly natural scientists, they are mostly earth scientists or specialized engineers.

some students like talking drunk, you will be suprised that the bingo that made the claim up there hasn't seen one in his life.
Career › Re: Mathematics In Nigeria- The Way Forward by jpphilips(m): 2:38am On Aug 01, 2013
how about starting a buisness at least you can calculate your profit and loss?
Career › Re: Mathematics In Nigeria- The Way Forward by jpphilips(m): 2:14am On Aug 01, 2013
[quote author=A-town]Calm down. Yes a maths graduate "CAN" but you "MAY" not work as a reservoir engineer in the companies you mentioned. Maybe after years of training in other sections then yes. You can work in these companies in other roles but not necessarily as a Reservoir Engineer. If you go on and get a Grad degree, then that changes the equation. I am yet to find any maths grad working as a Reservoir Engineer in any of these companies with a B.sc in maths.[/quote]pls dont mind the f00l who is typing what he used to convince his Alaba illiterate father to collect school fees, imagine the impunity he wrote that crap with.

perhaps that is what their olodo lecturers tell them in school that bsc maths are reservoir engineers, Exxon will be feeling insulted by now.

Op asked a question, if you dont know, you shut the hell up.
Career › Re: Mathematics In Nigeria- The Way Forward by jpphilips(m):
Chibenze: As am writing dis post now am currently study mathematics in the university, personally i dnt believe their is no job (no matter the course you are studying), i would have given u fews reason to the best of my knowledge but dat will take much of my time, i dnt like teaching if u tink dats where u end ur career as a mathematician, ones am tru wit my studies am going fully into d computer world. Mathematics is really universal my friend, tink positive thier are 1001 (one thousand and one) place you as a mathematicien can work. Dat my little contribution. PEACE BE ONTO MEN
also visit my blog for educational tips http://chibenze-alltopic..com
when you graduate your eyes will clear
pesin wey never work dey advise person wey dey find work, i dey laugh.
ask yourself, where are your predecessors? if 90% are jobless what then do you think will be your fate?

someone is saying a mathematician can do a job meant for statisticians and geophysicists even get mind dey call exxon put.
well, after spending your hard earned cash studying craps you soak your minds in a bofoonery of fantasy to make yourself feel good.

life is a choice, good luck with yours. commonsense should ask you why an employer will jettison a geophysicist with a good grade and opt for a mathematician, do you even know what they do in oil companies?

perhaps that's the lie you have been selling to your Alaba father to collect school fees, no wahala, your eyes go clear very soon.

if your mathematics was fantastic, what stopped you from studying engineering if you are dreaming of the oil industry?

@op

just sharpen your contacts or better still go for advanced degree to stand a chance in the classroom.
Car Talk › Re: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by jpphilips(m): 9:11pm On Jul 31, 2013
ladywise: I use d electric pump.dnt visit d vulcaniser.I also supply electric car pump,electric car jack
i will love to buy electric car jack
Car Talk › Re: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by jpphilips(m): 8:51pm On Jul 31, 2013
informa: Even if you don't have a car, you plan to buy one someday now...*winks. So, do read and learn!

It seems that the unwritten rule among vulcanizers is that any car driven into their workshop or makeshift tent must have its tyres inflated, no matter the level of pressure in the tyres! In this way, the owner of the vehicle is made to cough out some money.

The experiences of many motorists in show that most vulcanizers give different readings of tyre pressure.

For example, after the first vulcanizer has said that your tyre is over- inflated, another one reads it as under-inflated. Then a third vulcanizer will commend your decision to check the tyre pressure as any further delay could have been suicidal.

“What some of these guys do is that they don’t even read the pressure at all. They fix the gauge and, in a twinkle of an eye, they shout, ‘No air.’

“The truth is that the pressure may be okay. But, they feel that admitting it may deny them the opportunity to make extra money. So they will tell you that there is no air.

“They pretend to inflate the pressure and turn around to reduce it and collect money from you,” Mr. Okoli Udeh, who operates a commercial vehicle in the city, says.

Experts have warned motorists not to inflate their tyres beyond 40psi or 280kpa. As if to buttress this, the report posted on tyresafe.org says, “Don’t inflate your tyres above 40 psi or 280 kpa. By keeping them at their optimum pressure, your running costs are also reduced. Under-inflated tyres require a bigger force to make them turn, so your car uses more fuel. Additionally, tyres that are not set to their correct pressure wear out more quickly.”

Beyond safety, some motorists cut fuel costs by maintaining accurate tyre pressures.

The Federal Road Safety Commission recommends a complete tyre change after two years, but the life span becomes shorter with inappropriate tyre pressure.

Most vulcanisers in Abuja are accused of using faulty or low-grade gauges to read tyre pressures. Some of them deliberately empty the air in the tyre, even when they know that the reading is accurate, only to inflate it again. The owner of the vehicle is promptly billed!

“The faulty gauges they use can only fetch one result: wrong reading. That is why vulcanisers keep telling you different stories.

“It looks like a deliberate ploy to get money out of motorists at any cost,” another resident, Musa Liman, argues.

Investigation shows that many of the vulcanisers lack the basic knowledge of some factors that may account for changes in tyre pressure.

For instance, experts say that the best time to read tyre pressure is in the morning or before the vehicle is used. This is because tyre pressure tends to increase on its own in hot weather or after gliding on hot surfaces for a long time.

But, many vulcanisers lack this basic knowledge. Thus, by lying that your tyre is under-inflated, though it already contains too much air, they endanger your life.

Stressing this point further, Tyresafe.org notes, “Recommended tyre inflation pressures are always for cold tyres, which means you should check the tyres in the morning before the vehicle has been driven.

“Driving heats up the tyres and causes the air inside to expand. If you check the tyres right after driving, therefore, the readings will be at least several pounds higher than normal.

“Hot weather raises air pressure inside the tyres, while cold weather lowers it. So air may have to be added or vented from the tyres to compensate for seasonal variations as well.”

A vulcaniser named Sulieman Salihu blames the gauge used by most of his colleagues to read pressure for the problem.

He notes that when a gauge reads incorrectly, a vulcaniser either adds air or reduces it.

Salihu says, “There are times when it is obvious to everyone that a tyre needs air; you don’t necessarily have to read it because it is obvious. The tyre is without air, you can even feel it with your hands. The driver himself drove the car to your shop after detecting that the air is low. What do you do? I believe that it is not everybody that wants to cheat.”

To inflate a single tyre costs N50 in the city; an average of N200 for four tyres, if you have to inflate all.

The driver spends about the same amount again if the next vulcaniser comes up with a different pressure reading – a hole in the pocket for some people, considering that pressure checks are recommended every week.

As originally written by John Ameh, Abuja.

http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/07/vulcanizer-motorists-deceit-tricks.html
cough out like its some big cash for God's sake their service is just 50bucks, u no wan make dey chop?

better still go get yourself an electric pump and stop whinning.
Car Talk › Re: Getting A Driver's Licence In Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 7:45pm On Jul 31, 2013
okpara ugo: The bolded is funny.

Blame your wicked state government. For me any govt that encourages people oppression in the guise of raising funds is a wicked government.
and the citizens who sit like donkey in the face of wickedness arehuhhuh??
Car Talk › Re: Challenges Of Vehicle Maintenance - There Are More To Engine Oil Than Sae20w-50 by jpphilips(m):
JUO: @ IKENNA i think this total Quartz 5000, 20W-50 is too light. bought this oil last week and i was disappointed with the performance. the oil gets hot quickly and remained lighter in the engine, as high as 115°C with steady temperature of 96°C. the highest i have seen with mobile xhp is 106°C with steady temperature of 92°C. i don't want my engine to get bad. on a high way my steady speed is 160kph. see the picture below with total
what ikenna doesnt know is that TOTAL and PEUGEOT are french owned with similar shareholders who use such recommendations to maximize sales.

Peugeot help total to sell their oil through product recommendation because both coys are owned by some recurrent share holders go figure.

if you use Total because peugeot recommends it then you are as gullible as the person who doesnt understand why Exxon and chevron are ridding on halliburton's services.

ikenna believe me, your peugeot is better off with a mobil variant.
Car Talk › Re: Have Mercy On Mechanics,"rewires", "Panelbeaters"& Other Spanner-wielding Beings by jpphilips(m): 4:39pm On Jul 31, 2013
yea tomorrow one will consider cutting thieves some slack
Car Talk › Re: The Best Tyre For Nigerian Roads by jpphilips(m):
Chynx: The cost varies from brand to brand and again is a function of rim size. I got my Bridgestone (Japan) rim 16 tyres in 2011 for 26k each (104k in total).
Tyres u can trust:
1. Michelin
2. Bridgestone (Japan)
3. Pirelli
4. Continental Contour
5. Goodyear
6. Yokohama
6. Hankook isn't bad too
If uve got d pay, settle for original Michelin or Bridgestone (Japan). You will never regret it.
kumho and prolly Hankook are korea, stay away from it. most hyundai and kia brands come default with them, better remove it and replace Asap for your own safety.
those tires aint meant for Nigerian roads
Car Talk › Re: New Frsc Driver's License by jpphilips(m): 9:58am On Jul 31, 2013
Silvani: I thought the senate slashed the price to 4k and that of number plate to 8400k. So why are they charging 6300k?
Nigeria get senate?
Car Talk › Re: Explaining Catalysts And Catalyst Codes by jpphilips(m): 10:28pm On Jul 30, 2013
nissparts: Chikasin, you may need a spacer if you have replaced the sensor and the light is still on.
what kind of spacer and what size or spec will match the oxygen sensor hole? i believe it is not designed for it but simply works cos nobody knows dat around here.
Car Talk › Re: Explaining Catalysts And Catalyst Codes by jpphilips(m): 10:25pm On Jul 30, 2013
nissparts: As long as it's an oxygen sensor, it will fit
spare parts dealers dont know what is oxygen sensor adapter or extenders, i have explained lots of places to no avail, i think its an improvised stuff that matches. what do you use and what is the size you use?
Politics › Re: Abia Chief Judge Fired By National Judicial Council (NJC) For Age Falsification by jpphilips(m): 7:52pm On Jul 30, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Its no longer business as usual.

FRESH AIR from mama CJN
retirement or sack without benefit?
Car Talk › Re: Explaining Catalysts And Catalyst Codes by jpphilips(m): 7:50pm On Jul 30, 2013
nissparts: .....
what spanner size is this spacer? i fear i may get one that may not fit
Car Talk › Re: P0420 Code Fix, High Fuel Consumption To Be Fixed. by jpphilips(m): 7:44pm On Jul 30, 2013
nissparts: The spacer is available at 5k.
No air filter for Benz
pls what size of spacer do you use for the oxygen sensor? my only interest is to protect the sensor from excessive fumes due to degraded cat.
degraded cat reduces exhaust back pressure which may reduce power but fuel consumption will improve, mine gained extra 3mpg when the cat degraded.
connect your OBD2 scanner and drive around.
Car Talk › Re: P0420 Code Fix, High Fuel Consumption To Be Fixed. by jpphilips(m):
sultaan: This question is for all to answer before doing anything then we can all improve our collective knowledge.

If your code says cat is inefficient, what sensor is there that determine it ?

Consider inefficiency is a reduced input to output ratio and the sender sensor that reads that is .....
catalyst inefficiency has nothing to do with the sensors. its road side mechanics that suggest those crap.
connect your OBD2 and switch to the spectrum graph mode you will see the performance of your sensors. if it goes bad, another code will pop up indicating bad sensors.

what you guys ignore is this; when the catalyst degrades, it is the sensor that sends the signal to the ECU before the check engine light turns on, now, how would you have check engine for catalyst and still say the sensor that alerted you is bad? does it make sense?
exactly what my mechanic told me but i ignored him.

i had catalyst inefficiency i came here and opened a thread, i got all sorts of advice till the catalyst burned off, my exhaust hollowed and my fuel consumption improved greatly.
though the wuuu! exhaust sound bothers me but the fact that i save fuel is worth it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leave Any Church That Speaks In Tongues(gibberish) by jpphilips(m): 7:01pm On Jul 30, 2013
idnoble135: some one liked my post and thats why am here again.
You still wont get me to argue. You earlier stated that you dont believe in speaking in tongues and now some what agree with alexeo. Are you confused?
My advice to you is, get a copy of all kenneth Haggin's books on prayer and the Holy Spirit. If that does not help you, contact me again, i have myriad of books i can recommend for you that contains abundant biblical evidences.
But me? I wont argue with you. Thank you!
you wont advise him to read the bible but you will ask him to read kenneth hagin.
christianity has really gone to the toads.
Car Talk › Re: New Plate Number by jpphilips(m): 1:39pm On Jul 30, 2013
ur location matters, ph for the number and new papers will cost btwn 28k to 35k depending on your agent.
if you have someone who can stand the queue, it will be cheaper
Car Talk › Re: The Best Tyre For Nigerian Roads by jpphilips(m): 1:36pm On Jul 30, 2013
any japanese manufacturer is ok, no korea or european
Sports › Re: Okagbare Breaks African 100m Record Twice In Two Hours!!! by jpphilips(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2013
Evestar200: are u sure u have watch any diamond league race since it started? I doubt it,,cuz if u do,, u wont utter this trash 4rm ur mouth
from his Anus you mean?
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Releases Details On 9G Tronic Nine Speed Auto by jpphilips(m): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2013
the Eclass is selling higher than the S class in most markets, reason for the decision.
Travel › Re: Nigerians And Fake Accent by jpphilips(m): 10:54am On Jul 28, 2013
[quote author=A-town]What you do not realize is that your diction and tone may be different. If you grew up watching MTV, B.E.T, lived in Lagos, Abuja, PH or the more modern naija cities, you probably already adopted a little bit without knowing it. On the other hand, there are people who live in the remote areas that have HEAVY accents. Trust me, ERRRBODY complains about that shit. Quit deceiving yourself. No be for this same America. You need to see how they make fun of the heavy accent. Somebody said sexy accent. Ol boy free me oo. The accent Is only as sexy as the person speaking it. If you are Djimon Hounsou, of course your accent will be sexy.

I live in the real world. A world where Nigerians have been denied promotions/public speaking simply because of the thick accents.[/quote]who told you portharcourt is a modern city? what yardstick did you employ to fabricate such fallacious opinion?
portharcourt is a village with plastic vehicles roaming the broken unplanned streets.
Travel › Re: Nigerians And Fake Accent by jpphilips(m): 10:24am On Jul 28, 2013
Elmos: I reside in North East of United State, the accent here is far different from those from the south. I could speak like British but, even with my years of staying here in US i Can not speak with their accent, I have decided to stick to my Nigerian way of speaking, they too should learn how to speak like me. Initially, it was difficult, with my degree from Nigeria some were asking me if I speak English, such questions made me then furious, but with time I understand that they could not understand my accent. Also so many things are not call the same thing, what you call booth of your car here is call something else same apply to many things, I once wrote in my business card, " Adjacent to" I was advised to changed it to "OPPOSITE TO" Tell somebody to Reverse his or her car here, will be wasting your time for they will not understand. If you stay very close to the ORIGINAL black American, particularly the uneducated ones, it would be worse talking to them, they simply don't talk they literally sing, everything to them is slang. One keep saying to me " Hi fuuu" I was agree with him while will he be calling me fool, but later I realized he was actually me " Hi folk"
ok there was this my oga way back when i was in the world.
he has this thick igbotic accent, then he was our laison guy for CVL projects, being Americans, they had a hard time understanding the guy so each time they are in a meeting perhaps, tool box or update, there is this constant, (''come again, sorry, excuse me et al'').

so one bad day for the project team lead he (as a warning to the igbotic guy) said
''im in no mood for your mumba rubblings today, pray you are not asked to speak''

The Nigerian replied '' sir, though you think you sound so cool with your American accent, we still say the same things but we pronounce diff. now, you dont expect me to change dat simply because some white charlatans came to suck oil from my backyard, get used to it''

now everyone was shocked to tranquility.
Investment › Re: How Much Have You Lost Via the Internet Before? by jpphilips(m):
grin[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i fink i mite lose soon if some1 dont talk to me.. I saw a link by a nairalander about a powerful spell caster named ikedispiritualtemple and i emailed him to joke around finking he mite be fake..i asked him to cast a spell on me to make me regain my memory lost which happened as a result of an accident 5years back and am yet to remember*joking* den i gave him my name and occupation,he asked me to pay in 9k to his account to buy the ingredients for the spell.i laughed and deleted the email..but he sent me .a today dat if i dont give him the money he will use my info and cast a spell of madness on me.am scared,do you think he is real?cus i feel after the money,he will asked for more and more[/quote]grin[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i fink i mite lose soon if some1 dont talk to me.. I saw a link by a nairalander about a powerful spell caster named ikedispiritualtemple and i emailed him to joke around finking he mite be fake..i asked him to cast a spell on me to make me regain my memory lost which happened as a result of an accident 5years back and am yet to remember*joking* den i gave him my name and occupation,he asked me to pay in 9k to his account to buy the ingredients for the spell.i laughed and deleted the email..but he sent me .a today dat if i dont give him the money he will use my info and cast a spell of madness on me.am scared,do you think he is real?cus i feel after the money,he will asked for more and more[/quote]lol, if he really had that kinda e spell, wont he be casting it on the likes of david mark to buy him a house in Asokoro?
you are really gullible.
Investment › Re: How Much Have You Lost Via the Internet Before? by jpphilips(m): 2:40pm On Jul 27, 2013
bettercreature: Lost $16.000 on alibaba
alibaba?? i have done several transactions and escrow has refunded me 9 times when those chinese wan use me shine.
Politics › Re: Governors To Obasanjo: No Automatic Ticket For Jonathan & Tukur Out by jpphilips(m): 3:00pm On Jul 25, 2013
Don Demu: May God bless Obj. Power must come back to the north. Sule.Lamido is the most qualified individual to command our armed forces and take naija to d promise land.
TFY
Politics › Re: Europe To Ban Oil Stolen From Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 12:50pm On Jul 25, 2013
pistol: The market will simply shift to the insatiable chinese market.
Kini big deal.
Oil bunkering is a demon we will have to live with.
If it will lead to the bankruptcy of Nigeria,
So be it.
i shared the same opinion a while ago while thinking its the ave. Nigerians who have found a way to benefit from the oil largasse, but the truth is that the major people involved are the same politicians who steal from the federal purse just that this time, they steal from source.
Christianity Etc › Re: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by jpphilips(m): 11:56am On Jul 23, 2013
sinachiman: Mother Mary mother of God we Love u pray 4 us sinners now and 4eva more Amen
what happened to papa joseph.
celibate priests who give marriage counsel, lol and you wonder why there re strings of nitwitts in that faith.
Christianity Etc › Re: Virgin Mary's Image Seen In Edo At St Benedicts Catholic Church In Ubiaja by jpphilips(m): 11:53am On Jul 23, 2013
Airhix: Sketching information about the Virgin Mary's Apparition in st Benedicts catholic church,Ubiaja in Esan south-East local government Area of Edo-state ,Nigeria, picture is every where in the blessed land of esan, no surprises at all from me ,because ubiaja was one of the home land of white missionaries who brought christianity to Esan land . As the Esan people celebrate a centenary celebration of Christianity ,its a mark of Blessed Mother of God's prayers to the Esan land. I would be heading to Ubiaja tomorrow to see the exact sport of the apparition . Blessed Mother of God , pray for me.
virgin mary worship no dey bible, choose your pope, conclave abi na enclave, not biblical, yet una dey claim to be christians.
roman catholics remind me of those agbero wey dey drive people's car as handover.
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Or MBGN 2013 : Who Is Your Beauty Pick? by jpphilips(m): 11:39am On Jul 23, 2013
lurvy: [size=18pt] Wow!...Me again.... cant believe this!
Appearing again on the front page as the NUMBER 1 for two straight days!
Hardwork really pays, isnt it..?



But wait oh, Irrespective of where she comes from...The bayelsa girl is fine..
Infact both of them are worthy to represent Nigeria.

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hardwork on nairaland while seun smiles to the bank, you need jesus.

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