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[quote author=starlight®®]No joke, reservoir geophysicist deals with large volumes of figures that's why maths grad do fit in[/quote]guy, oil and gas operations are mostly specialized operations, it is not about who fits in but who gets the job. do you know any reservoir engineer in exxon with Bsc maths? that is where you should focus and stop peddling conjectures. next you will tell us about one bsc agriculture who is dreaming to be a method engineer with Total because his olodo lecturer told him you can work 'anywhere', where the heck is ''anywhere'' in Nigeria? FYI most res. engrs I know are hardly natural scientists, they are mostly earth scientists or specialized engineers. some students like talking drunk, you will be suprised that the bingo that made the claim up there hasn't seen one in his life. |
how about starting a buisness at least you can calculate your profit and loss? |
[quote author=A-town]Calm down. Yes a maths graduate "CAN" but you "MAY" not work as a reservoir engineer in the companies you mentioned. Maybe after years of training in other sections then yes. You can work in these companies in other roles but not necessarily as a Reservoir Engineer. If you go on and get a Grad degree, then that changes the equation. I am yet to find any maths grad working as a Reservoir Engineer in any of these companies with a B.sc in maths.[/quote]pls dont mind the f00l who is typing what he used to convince his Alaba illiterate father to collect school fees, imagine the impunity he wrote that crap with. perhaps that is what their olodo lecturers tell them in school that bsc maths are reservoir engineers, Exxon will be feeling insulted by now. Op asked a question, if you dont know, you shut the hell up. |
Chibenze: As am writing dis post now am currently study mathematics in the university, personally i dnt believe their is no job (no matter the course you are studying), i would have given u fews reason to the best of my knowledge but dat will take much of my time, i dnt like teaching if u tink dats where u end ur career as a mathematician, ones am tru wit my studies am going fully into d computer world. Mathematics is really universal my friend, tink positive thier are 1001 (one thousand and one) place you as a mathematicien can work. Dat my little contribution. PEACE BE ONTO MENwhen you graduate your eyes will clear pesin wey never work dey advise person wey dey find work, i dey laugh. ask yourself, where are your predecessors? if 90% are jobless what then do you think will be your fate? someone is saying a mathematician can do a job meant for statisticians and geophysicists even get mind dey call exxon put. well, after spending your hard earned cash studying craps you soak your minds in a bofoonery of fantasy to make yourself feel good. life is a choice, good luck with yours. commonsense should ask you why an employer will jettison a geophysicist with a good grade and opt for a mathematician, do you even know what they do in oil companies? perhaps that's the lie you have been selling to your Alaba father to collect school fees, no wahala, your eyes go clear very soon. if your mathematics was fantastic, what stopped you from studying engineering if you are dreaming of the oil industry? @op just sharpen your contacts or better still go for advanced degree to stand a chance in the classroom. |
ladywise: I use d electric pump.dnt visit d vulcaniser.I also supply electric car pump,electric car jacki will love to buy electric car jack |
informa: Even if you don't have a car, you plan to buy one someday now...*winks. So, do read and learn!cough out like its some big cash for God's sake their service is just 50bucks, u no wan make dey chop? better still go get yourself an electric pump and stop whinning. |
okpara ugo: The bolded is funny.and the citizens who sit like donkey in the face of wickedness are ![]() ?? |
JUO: @ IKENNA i think this total Quartz 5000, 20W-50 is too light. bought this oil last week and i was disappointed with the performance. the oil gets hot quickly and remained lighter in the engine, as high as 115°C with steady temperature of 96°C. the highest i have seen with mobile xhp is 106°C with steady temperature of 92°C. i don't want my engine to get bad. on a high way my steady speed is 160kph. see the picture below with totalwhat ikenna doesnt know is that TOTAL and PEUGEOT are french owned with similar shareholders who use such recommendations to maximize sales. Peugeot help total to sell their oil through product recommendation because both coys are owned by some recurrent share holders go figure. if you use Total because peugeot recommends it then you are as gullible as the person who doesnt understand why Exxon and chevron are ridding on halliburton's services. ikenna believe me, your peugeot is better off with a mobil variant. |
yea tomorrow one will consider cutting thieves some slack |
Chynx: The cost varies from brand to brand and again is a function of rim size. I got my Bridgestone (Japan) rim 16 tyres in 2011 for 26k each (104k in total).kumho and prolly Hankook are korea, stay away from it. most hyundai and kia brands come default with them, better remove it and replace Asap for your own safety. those tires aint meant for Nigerian roads |
Silvani: I thought the senate slashed the price to 4k and that of number plate to 8400k. So why are they charging 6300k?Nigeria get senate? |
nissparts: Chikasin, you may need a spacer if you have replaced the sensor and the light is still on.what kind of spacer and what size or spec will match the oxygen sensor hole? i believe it is not designed for it but simply works cos nobody knows dat around here. |
nissparts: As long as it's an oxygen sensor, it will fitspare parts dealers dont know what is oxygen sensor adapter or extenders, i have explained lots of places to no avail, i think its an improvised stuff that matches. what do you use and what is the size you use? |
Sincere 9gerian: Its no longer business as usual.retirement or sack without benefit? |
nissparts: .....what spanner size is this spacer? i fear i may get one that may not fit |
nissparts: The spacer is available at 5k.pls what size of spacer do you use for the oxygen sensor? my only interest is to protect the sensor from excessive fumes due to degraded cat. degraded cat reduces exhaust back pressure which may reduce power but fuel consumption will improve, mine gained extra 3mpg when the cat degraded. connect your OBD2 scanner and drive around. |
sultaan: This question is for all to answer before doing anything then we can all improve our collective knowledge.catalyst inefficiency has nothing to do with the sensors. its road side mechanics that suggest those crap. connect your OBD2 and switch to the spectrum graph mode you will see the performance of your sensors. if it goes bad, another code will pop up indicating bad sensors. what you guys ignore is this; when the catalyst degrades, it is the sensor that sends the signal to the ECU before the check engine light turns on, now, how would you have check engine for catalyst and still say the sensor that alerted you is bad? does it make sense? exactly what my mechanic told me but i ignored him. i had catalyst inefficiency i came here and opened a thread, i got all sorts of advice till the catalyst burned off, my exhaust hollowed and my fuel consumption improved greatly. though the wuuu! exhaust sound bothers me but the fact that i save fuel is worth it. |
idnoble135: some one liked my post and thats why am here again.you wont advise him to read the bible but you will ask him to read kenneth hagin. christianity has really gone to the toads. |
ur location matters, ph for the number and new papers will cost btwn 28k to 35k depending on your agent. if you have someone who can stand the queue, it will be cheaper |
any japanese manufacturer is ok, no korea or european |
Evestar200: are u sure u have watch any diamond league race since it started? I doubt it,,cuz if u do,, u wont utter this trash 4rm ur mouthfrom his Anus you mean? |
the Eclass is selling higher than the S class in most markets, reason for the decision. |
[quote author=A-town]What you do not realize is that your diction and tone may be different. If you grew up watching MTV, B.E.T, lived in Lagos, Abuja, PH or the more modern naija cities, you probably already adopted a little bit without knowing it. On the other hand, there are people who live in the remote areas that have HEAVY accents. Trust me, ERRRBODY complains about that shit. Quit deceiving yourself. No be for this same America. You need to see how they make fun of the heavy accent. Somebody said sexy accent. Ol boy free me oo. The accent Is only as sexy as the person speaking it. If you are Djimon Hounsou, of course your accent will be sexy. I live in the real world. A world where Nigerians have been denied promotions/public speaking simply because of the thick accents.[/quote]who told you portharcourt is a modern city? what yardstick did you employ to fabricate such fallacious opinion? portharcourt is a village with plastic vehicles roaming the broken unplanned streets. |
Elmos: I reside in North East of United State, the accent here is far different from those from the south. I could speak like British but, even with my years of staying here in US i Can not speak with their accent, I have decided to stick to my Nigerian way of speaking, they too should learn how to speak like me. Initially, it was difficult, with my degree from Nigeria some were asking me if I speak English, such questions made me then furious, but with time I understand that they could not understand my accent. Also so many things are not call the same thing, what you call booth of your car here is call something else same apply to many things, I once wrote in my business card, " Adjacent to" I was advised to changed it to "OPPOSITE TO" Tell somebody to Reverse his or her car here, will be wasting your time for they will not understand. If you stay very close to the ORIGINAL black American, particularly the uneducated ones, it would be worse talking to them, they simply don't talk they literally sing, everything to them is slang. One keep saying to me " Hi fuuu" I was agree with him while will he be calling me fool, but later I realized he was actually me " Hi folk"ok there was this my oga way back when i was in the world. he has this thick igbotic accent, then he was our laison guy for CVL projects, being Americans, they had a hard time understanding the guy so each time they are in a meeting perhaps, tool box or update, there is this constant, (''come again, sorry, excuse me et al''). so one bad day for the project team lead he (as a warning to the igbotic guy) said ''im in no mood for your mumba rubblings today, pray you are not asked to speak'' The Nigerian replied '' sir, though you think you sound so cool with your American accent, we still say the same things but we pronounce diff. now, you dont expect me to change dat simply because some white charlatans came to suck oil from my backyard, get used to it'' now everyone was shocked to tranquility. |
[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i fink i mite lose soon if some1 dont talk to me.. I saw a link by a nairalander about a powerful spell caster named ikedispiritualtemple and i emailed him to joke around finking he mite be fake..i asked him to cast a spell on me to make me regain my memory lost which happened as a result of an accident 5years back and am yet to remember*joking* den i gave him my name and occupation,he asked me to pay in 9k to his account to buy the ingredients for the spell.i laughed and deleted the email..but he sent me .a today dat if i dont give him the money he will use my info and cast a spell of madness on me.am scared,do you think he is real?cus i feel after the money,he will asked for more and more[/quote] [quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i fink i mite lose soon if some1 dont talk to me.. I saw a link by a nairalander about a powerful spell caster named ikedispiritualtemple and i emailed him to joke around finking he mite be fake..i asked him to cast a spell on me to make me regain my memory lost which happened as a result of an accident 5years back and am yet to remember*joking* den i gave him my name and occupation,he asked me to pay in 9k to his account to buy the ingredients for the spell.i laughed and deleted the email..but he sent me .a today dat if i dont give him the money he will use my info and cast a spell of madness on me.am scared,do you think he is real?cus i feel after the money,he will asked for more and more[/quote]lol, if he really had that kinda e spell, wont he be casting it on the likes of david mark to buy him a house in Asokoro?you are really gullible. |
bettercreature: Lost $16.000 on alibabaalibaba?? i have done several transactions and escrow has refunded me 9 times when those chinese wan use me shine. |
Don Demu: May God bless Obj. Power must come back to the north. Sule.Lamido is the most qualified individual to command our armed forces and take naija to d promise land.TFY |
pistol: The market will simply shift to the insatiable chinese market.i shared the same opinion a while ago while thinking its the ave. Nigerians who have found a way to benefit from the oil largasse, but the truth is that the major people involved are the same politicians who steal from the federal purse just that this time, they steal from source. |
sinachiman: Mother Mary mother of God we Love u pray 4 us sinners now and 4eva more Amenwhat happened to papa joseph. celibate priests who give marriage counsel, lol and you wonder why there re strings of nitwitts in that faith. |
Airhix: Sketching information about the Virgin Mary's Apparition in st Benedicts catholic church,Ubiaja in Esan south-East local government Area of Edo-state ,Nigeria, picture is every where in the blessed land of esan, no surprises at all from me ,because ubiaja was one of the home land of white missionaries who brought christianity to Esan land . As the Esan people celebrate a centenary celebration of Christianity ,its a mark of Blessed Mother of God's prayers to the Esan land. I would be heading to Ubiaja tomorrow to see the exact sport of the apparition . Blessed Mother of God , pray for me.virgin mary worship no dey bible, choose your pope, conclave abi na enclave, not biblical, yet una dey claim to be christians. roman catholics remind me of those agbero wey dey drive people's car as handover. |
lurvy: [size=18pt] Wow!...Me again.... cant believe this!hardwork on nairaland while seun smiles to the bank, you need jesus. |
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[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i fink i mite lose soon if some1 dont talk to me.. I saw a link by a nairalander about a powerful spell caster named ikedispiritualtemple and i emailed him to joke around finking he mite be fake..i asked him to cast a spell on me to make me regain my memory lost which happened as a result of an accident 5years back and am yet to remember*joking* den i gave him my name and occupation,he asked me to pay in 9k to his account to buy the ingredients for the spell.i laughed and deleted the email..but he sent me .a today dat if i dont give him the money he will use my info and cast a spell of madness on me.am scared,do you think he is real?cus i feel after the money,he will asked for more and more[/quote]