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@ walexyll, were u d guy having a nice chat with a lady outside?

Hhhhh

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am nt louzy

Yes now. Baby face, Black tie, cheq shirt. I just left

Be there in d next 5min

Clemayara: are we to go along wit our credentials?

Young man u funny O •°˚˚°•

Carry your secondary and primary skul report card. Also, carry all the fotos/pixz of urself from your cradle.

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

Just joking O •°˚˚°• Since there is no more tension. No offence just catching trips. #wink

owenlyn1: If u will be present on friday say " I"

If u will pay my transport I will say "I".... L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾
Just kidding

They dropped people O •°˚˚°• . I knw of three they dropped.

@ dress code should be 'moderate corporate' if dat exist anyway. A tie bt no suit

walexyll: @yommy2sure and Gstring...sowie Jstring
when are comin on friday...wud like 2 meet u guys esp yommy2sure

@ walexyl, letz all meet on friday say 12 noon.
Can't wait to seee the content of that letter

Congratz guyz itz bin a long road.... We would all meet come oct10. By d way ur 1st name is ur nairaland username. L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

yommy2sure: jstringz....howz access training going, I hope them never bond you o?

No they haven't cause we just about to resume training skul. Medical is dis wk...

No shaky jooor, pwc go call me b4 bond tins @ access; God willing

walexyll: ...i tire for u.....only u,3 offers?....u don "jilt" dem corona?

Datz class speaking for itself. Thumbs up to u bro @ yomi2sure. Am pretty sure we share similar values

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@ walexy, u knw datz out of d question... After all d suffer I go come reject?

"Don't make me laugh"- mortal combat.

Besides am @ Access and not kpmg. PWC is picking 50-65, remember? Enough slots for everybody. Next week is around d corner...

Letz just pray and hope for the best. #wink

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

I guess workforce must be battling with serious issues 2 have kept us in d dark all dis while

No show from the flour guyz yet. O ga O •°˚˚°•

Congratz guyz

Just register wif all dis online recruitin notifiers like jobberman, hotnigerianjob, naijahotjobs, etc

ur google is there 4 u. Embrace a research minded personality

Friendly wink# Friendly wink# @ toygod

@ examgenius, u have dis message on so many threads. Access bank should consider u 4 a marketing job. U shuldnt waste ur marketing prowess on penny cash.

If u interested I can arrange an interview with our Group Human resource manager. send Glo 1500 and mtn 1500 to a number I will give u if u reply dis.

@ yomi2sure, will u pick KPMG over PWC? Just curious....
@ Ti-75, u ‾̴̴͡͡‾̴̴͡͡ what a typographical error can do to the entire content of a message?
@enemyY, u had no write 2 challenge dat lady d way u did. U were suppose 2 realise ur mistake and simply apologise. However ur impervious nature will disapprove. Have u even asked urself y itz only u that took things personal? To a certain length I agree with Ti-75.

I still stand on the motion lady Banke needs to ‾̴̴͡͡‾̴̴͡͡ this thread before making her short-list.

ti-75:
What a friendlyy welcome (pun intended)

First of all, the reason why I do not "selflessly" contribute to the chatter on this topic is quite simple. My School mate jstrings (I love the G-string moniker by the way)does it pretty well. He always finds a way to "leak" our private discussions on this thread. For example, I wrote the OPQ test as soon as it landed. I told the stingy guy about it, he did further research on it and it did his three days later. He is at a slight advantage (did I get a bellyache?/ By the way, he put his findings on this thread.

It is well within the abilities of an anonymous poster to misinform or disinform all in the name of adding "selflesly". Why would I want to run the risk of doing something dastardly if I inadvertently put something that turns out false.

Actually, I have a 2009 username that I decided not to use on posts on this thread for the reason that it is the same username of the email address I used in applying for the positions that we are supposed to be talking about.

What I am trying to say is that everyone has a right to his own privacy; and that includes the right to do anything with knowledge acquired. Adaku would have served no purpose in declaring that she went for a "second" chat (except you think increasing blood pressures is a purpose).

Be friendly (how ironic) and take what you get man, nobody owes you anything. This is the real world.


@Adaku (I hope I got the username right), are you cute? Cos assertiveness can be very attractive (give it to him!). By the way, the last sentence was me being friendly.

Dis is hw u wana contribute ba? No comments... I go catch u 4 dat side... Notsmiling#

I can seee 4 myself why some people prefer to remain guests. I don't blame them anymore... They have a very strong case. Dis is preposterous 4rm u guyz and u knw urself. Datz all I will say.

I applied as well bt received no invitation. D guy wif d invite should give us more info

Woaw! Is it over 3 months we wrote the test?

What an infro de-te-te. Dis auditor peepz wana audit our life b4 recruiting us ba?

A painstaking approach 2 recruitment is a synopsis of the structure bin implemented by these guyz.

O' boy, na 2 chill another 2-3wkz knw hw fa O •°˚˚°• . SMH!!!

My EnemyY, u had better get off my back cause gstringz can be used a a lethal weapon

@ kolkleen, come on man. In ur opinion a fone call is d best medium 2 convey such an intricate matter. They were still undecided whether 2 pick him during d interview that is y he wasn't told.

@ walexxy, ur theory is so pessimistic and erroneous. They invited just 8 peepz mind u. It can be inferred from ur theory that pwc will recruit only 8 peepz. Guess again bro.

U peepz should just relax... Working nerves will not make things better or worst.

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Sowie about that kalkleen

peepz invited weren't asked 2 bring documents. It is a chat they called it...

Check the message again @ kolkeran.

But I really think peepz should calm down. D nerves bin shown is extreme.

;DD ;DD ;DD

peepz invited weren't asked 2 bring documents. It is a chat they called it...

Check the message again @ kolkeran.

;DD ;DD ;DD

Comedy comment:

Banke shouldn't waste money paying shl for a personality assessment. She should instead pay seun (nairaland) and seee the real personalities.

;DL̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

Typical nigerians...... Only time will tell.

D guy wif d mail should reply me so I can confirm my theory. Those dudes are 2 detail-oriented for that kind of slip-up yomi2sure talked about.

Am still sticking 2 renumeration package and documentation.

Calm ur self down peepz. Don't work out ur nerves....

Que sera sera