Was Nigerian Breweries in 2012 for me. I dont know how I passed that test self. lol

strolling by.............

how old is this boy?

Seun needs to start filtering threads....

Some jobless people just come here to talk trash.....

funny.... this happened to me last week

I didnt say nufin when she said it. I was jes luking like lukmon

At the back of my mind I was like dont this gurl understand "we can only be friends"?

go back to skul and pick up your brighter grammar before we do the needful

Most told lies i think..... "Its not like that I have just been very busy"...

Make I no lie, I am guilty of this as well

no difference as far as i am concerned @ sexyseun

yommy2sure: How jobless can some people be? Your headache is about who is buying condom? Na your money or ur ynash? Worse you are actively attacking everyone that have a contrary view to your puck-nosing attitude. How old are you enh?

i sight u

nikinash:

if he wants her good enough he will stick around!

Is that what you think? Oyo lo wa......

If I have serious feelings for you and you play very hard to get I wil simply walk away cause at the back of my mind if i eventually get you I will believe you gave i to the pressure and will leave when you find someone you truly care bout.

DOnt get it twisted lady. Not all guys are the same - different strokes for different folks

adedeji65: and @ ur place ....

Amebo

very funny thread..... I have read the good, the bad and the ugly.

I think I will share my own experience as well

I had just finished my NYSC and was back in Lasgidi writing aptitude tests and spreading my CV all over the globe like an aggressive trojan virus.

On this faithful day, Segun came visiting and we got talking. He was chatting on facebook with a lady and I asked him who she was. He showed me her profile pix and said she was my Junior when we were in primary school. yeah right! Segun and I attended the same primary school that is how he got to know the lady in question was my junior back in the days. I could not recognize her and i could have sworn I had never seen her before if I had randomly stumbled across her pix.

Boyz will always be boyz, so I did the expected; afterall Segun had told me he was not involved with her. I took down her details and added her on facebook. She accepted and some hours later we started chatting online. To my greatest bewilderment, she knew who I was. She could remember a whole lot of stuffs back in days which I had the faintest idea of. Anyway, she confessed she had a big crush on me but was very shy to talk to me then.

Enough of the talk, it was high time we met I said to myself. So we planned to meet at a bus-stop close to my house. The day came around and she called she was at the bus-stop. I was studying gmat for an aptitude test with one of the multi-national the next day when the call came in. Oboy! na to close book sharp sharp ooooo. I stepped out of my gate and was walking towards the bus-stop pondering and thinking how she would look like. Her facebook pixs were not bad but were not spectacular either and you know what they always say about pictures 'they can be very deceiving'. I got to the bus-stop and called her number but she did not pick the call. I turned to my side and saw a lady walking towards me smiling like she had just one a million box on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.

My optic senses did a quick scan as she took each step closer towards me. I must confess I was impressed. She was good looking, she had the right curves and was nicely dressed in a tight jeans and cool top. I hugged her and we both headed for my house.

abdulkayus: It seem both the OP and most commentators here have comprehension problem. If u are nt all blind, where in d article did she said she is a virgin or has never has sex wit a male? She only said boys do chase her and she don't have tym for dem cos its distraction to her. But d gullible OP change d headin so dat d gullible followers too will be spewin hatred.
What is wrong wit being a virgin? They shld be praise nt condemn. Just cos u hav lost ever since do nt mean others are like u. Virginity is nt overrated.

I guess its only u and I thinking alike

adedeji65: pained bitches...
haha I know ur p...... o.t strong. who go burst us... name am.... I fit talk anythin !!!! bitche I expect u to reveal ur identity but what can I do with a pained bitche asse bitche...dick is ur medicine just stay tuned for thenext story... since having a car is a key to your pussy

who are these kids?

It's up to you to withold or disclose that information, as she's just your girlfriend.
But, if you're in a committed relationship and you trust each other, I don't see why you should be secretful about it.

Gbam#

Bin a while I visited.

Heheheh! seems nothing much has changed.

Einstein 1905, electromagnetism, radiation......

All this just make me laugh....

All that really matters is the next stage....

Are u going to be make it?

Is it just me or what?

@ ops, where is the corroborating evidence the lady in question is a Nigerian?

I find dis article interesting. Anyway, that is if it meets the qualitative characteristics of an "accurate" information.

One thing is sure about those named above is they have paid their dues, they have gone beyond the ordinary 2 deliver result, they have been sedulous in the discharge of duties.
In optimism and anticipation, we can only but wish. Work hard, dream big, do d right things, do things right and hopefully dream will synchronize with reality in time.
Just like the latin saying 'Actus dei nemini faceit injuraim'.

'Mas£ers degree holders'

Hmmm......

Have £hey called any reservoir engineer?

Hw many have been called in £o£al 4 medicals?

I jus£ hope we all receive a feedback whe£her posi£ive or nega£ive. Some peepz are s£ill nursing d wounds of las£ year

I see

4mula22: Shell no dey watch anytin.
After d srd, most pple prefer not to coment, cos its easier to deal wit d anxiety dat way.
For me, I just forget abt shell for now. Weneva dey r ready for us again, we'll get back online

Yhes O •°˚˚°•

Na so na

Wha£ can we do?

terwizzy: Aha. Lest I forget, PLEASE TAKE ALL YOUR ORIGINAL CREDENTIALS TO YOUR SRD (WAEC, BIRTH CERT, UNDERGRAD CERT, NYSC, PROFESSIONAL EXAMS, PASSPORT PHOTO). They NEED to be sighted. Some people nearly got disqualified for not bringing theirs. Shell won't pay for your accommodation / transportation until after the SRD. You'll be asked to send in a claims form documenting your transportation and accommodation expenses.

You'll be given a briefing pack once you're invited for the SRD. Please practice the etray exercise there. It will help you get familiar with that particular exercise. Other than that, keep a cool and clear head, relax and show your worth.

Good luck.

£hank u bro.

In synopsis, can £hose peepz da£ have gone 4 SRD upda£e us on wha£ 2 xpec£?

Is i£ d wea£her? Really quie£ house

Ugoo-Josh:

Broh, is it up to ten working days, since you were interviewed?

Da£ y I wro£e day 11

Mbkite: Pls for those that hv done their phone interview and hv been invited for SRD, hw long did it take them to respond to u guys?

I mean no reply ye£

Na wa O •°˚˚°•

:-XDay 11....

@ Dademondie,

No show ye£?

10 working dayz, uhhmmm?

£ime s£ill deh

Wha£ were d ques£ions asked?

dademonie:
No, I got link for interview scheduler last night.

Ohhh, I seeee. Fair enuf

dademonie:
No, I got link for interview scheduler last night.

Ohhh, I seeee. Fair enuf

Ugoo-Josh:

THANKS A LOT, DEAR! Pls don't forget to update us on the nature of the questions when you're through..... GOODLUCK!

@ Josh, u seem 2 be £ensed

U need 2 relax bro.

@ Dedamondie, were u rescheduled as well?