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Kolkleen: Its for the Customer Relations Officer position. Make them never start Oniru operations oooo abeg. As if VI isn't far enough.

O ga O •°˚˚°•

U no deh sleep I.e insomnia?

Is dis oniru stuff 4 real or a hoax?

By d way ur letter stated VI so y stress urself over nuffin?

ceeboy: Guess the calls have finished coming in...congrats to those that made it to the interview stage.

Cheers.

Have they called 4 interview? when?

I believe it is imperative 2 pay your tithe in the promotion of the gospel. A lot of churches are beautifying their churches with this while a vast majority of needy members rot in their poverty. The church is constantly evolving but that stil doesn't give us d right 2 go against God commandments.

Dis brings me 2 another point; I hope most of u have heard of the ex md/ceo of one of dis banks who stole millions of naira and paid as tithe 2 a church. Dis person might also be d same person who on a good day might have come across a widow or orphan in a pathetic situation and simply ignore.

If u pay ur tithe 2 d church it is a good thing, u are obeying the commandments of God. But the truth is if u are d type that consistently seee beggars on daily basis begging for alms and u refuse 2 show compassion. U are not better than the pharisees dat Jesus despised for they were hypocritical.

God seees the heart of everyone. A deeper study of the book of matthew will reveal all dis.

Orikinla: You give alms to the poor and tithes to your church for missionary work salvation.

There is missionary offering in my church and u still get 2 pay ur tithe.

Femsyn: My brother, there are no right strategies, but there are generic strategies! Check 234GT's post. Calculative guessing and ensuring no question is left unanswered.
"Every graduate knows that" - U assume a lot o!
Nervousness: Again, speak for yourself.

Assume? U saying
Naijaaaaaaaa........

What are they waitin 4?

kayjay717: hey guys am buchi, wrote d test on sept 27th, tank God i passed, was called 4 documentation on oct 11th, nw i am hopin 2 called 4 d interview bt dnt hv an idea of wat thier interview luks like....pls cn someone help me out with wt gtb interview tips

Read old comments, every info u need is there

Loool......

After flourmills 2nd stage skill test some 4 months back, nobody has heard anyfin....

Not saying NB will follow that trend bt I advice everyone shouldn't sit their asses patiently waiting 4 d unknown.

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon!
"The fatacious jungle justice maraid which evolve in the habitat of aluu in the southern hemisphere of these congressional black aboard goes a long way to tell that juries dictotus has moved from the usual legal status quo to a carnibalized arena. It is in my own opinion that the lacuna madamus which pivoted such a demonic jurisprudence be declared an octus porous.

An interpreter in the house would be highly appreciated.

Thank u

Femsyn: @jstringz, its best if u speak for urself alone and not d whole engineering conglomerate. I believe everyone should be an authority in his/her field, irrespective of depts. Haven't u ever failed an aptitude test?? A number of reasons cld be responsible for failure: one, is nervousness, unpreparedness - peeps assuming its d same maths and english, not knowing the right strategies to employ, and inexperience.

There is no right strategy to employ. The more u get urself familiar with those type of questions the higher ur chances of scaling through. When u simulate a gmat practice every now and then, u can work out ur own strategy dat will likely produce ur best result.

Nervousness: If one is nervous @ test what will happen during interview? Just asking

Unpreparedness: Anyone who fails 2 plan has planned 2 fail. Every graduate knows dat.

But let the truth be said if the foundation is very weak, it would take an extra-ordinary effort 2 really get a positive in some of these aptitude tests.

honeycandy: Pls what's d trick you use. I've written two of dragnet's test. Failed both

If u studied engineering am sure the numeric shouldn't be a problem.

A 3rd class dude can Ace those test self. All u need is practice gmat. Better stil time urself and always check learn something new each time u take the test.

pendo89: Guilty why? You should only feel guilty if you have made a serious commitment to her and a serious commitment to me means engagement.
I love it when a man has his secrets.I don't need to know it all.No.I love feeling there's something yet to be discovered.
But hey we are all diff.

Again,just wondering why I should know his earnings if I am comfortable in the relationship.I will not feel comfortable disclosing mine either because that is my privacy.Only my boss should know.
Comfort here meaning enjoying the basics of dating.

Did u really mean what u said about loving ur guy keeping his secret and u keeping urz?

Don't 4get d aphorism which says "tiny drops of water makes a mighty ocean"

Just saying O •°˚˚°•

L̃̾Õ☺Õ̾Ô=D=))ÕÔ☺ÔÕ̾L̃̾

In my opinion and froom personal experiences, Interview is the easiest part of a recruitment.

owenlyn1: Am kind of bored at home, no joy at all, wish resumption was monday. Can't wait to resume and knw this guy using gmail.

Gmail??

Definitely not me.......

If everyone is an entrepreneur who will be the employee?

Just asking O •°˚˚°•

pendo89: It's immoral. I can't dare ask my sis or brother how much they take home because it's none of my biz.It shouldn't be!
I mean that's like intruding into ones' privacy.
In the case of a husband and wife that is okay for purpose of budgeting.
But a GF/BF relationship? I say no,because a girl will start planning the budget in her head.And we are blessed with calculating to the last cent, so woe unto you if you disclose the figure earned, but fail to account for the expenditure.
Some things should be left where they belong for peace sake.

Exactly what I thought bt dem babes fit make u feel so guilty.

pendo89: It's immoral. I can't dare ask my sis or brother how much they take home because it's none of my biz.It shouldn't be!
I mean that's like intruding into ones' privacy.
In the case of a husband and wife that is okay for purpose of budgeting.
But a GF/BF relationship? I say no,because a girl will start planning the budget in her head.And we are blessed with calculating to the last cent, so woe unto you if you disclose the figure earned, but fail to account for the expenditure.
Some things should be left where they belong for peace sake.

Exactly what I thought bt dem babes fit make u feel so guilty.

fluid26: @jstringz

Is there anything extraordinary about your salary? The average monthly pay is 6digits, only a select few take home 7digits. I'll understand your argument if you were nailing 8digits every month .

Please, oblige her and have some rest. It's not like she'd arrange kidnappers or something.

Itz quite good and I don't want luvwantintin because of money

fluid26: @jstringz

Is there anything extraordinary about your salary? The average monthly pay is 6digits, only a select few take home 7digits. I'll understand your argument if you were nailing 8digits every month .

Please, oblige her and have some rest. It's not like she'd arrange kidnappers or something.

Itz quite good and I don't want luvwantintin because of money

born2fuck: Don't you just get tired of your partner sometimes, and just
want to explore more excitement in your life?! "Same old,
same old!" But be careful! Do not cheat with someone who
he/she might know, a co-worker's or a classmate('s friend).

1.If you live with your partner it's going to be a little harder.
Your partner is always snooping in your cell phone, so try changing your new lovers' name to your best buddy's name
and a dot at the end( ex. John. ), this way you will remember
who it is and your partner might just ignore it. Text or call only when he/she's not around.

2.Never bring he/she at your house, no matter what, make excuses, like - you live with your roommates,
or one of your siblings and that is really messy at your place. Your new lover might visit you uninvited.
Ask if it's ok to hang out at her/his place, or in the park, mall, somewhere.

3.Act like nothing is happening, be nice to your partner, buy her flowers, show him/her that you really care about your partner, tell him/her you love them (If you really want to cheat).

4.Try not to make too many excuses to your partner, too many might catch his/her attention. Make excuses like, I'm playing Halo with my friends, playing sports, or you're going out drinking with your
friends. But don't worry, you can make as many excuses as you want to your new lover- you have nothing to lose anyhow.

5.Do not spend too much money with your new lover! Again, it gives your partner a red flag. If you do spend some, withdraw money from your bank and use cash; tell your partner you needed cash to get some food at work or paid your friend some money that you owed. Don't pay with your credit/debit card,
he/she might be able to see in your bank statement, that you were dining at a restaurant.

6.If you met your new lover on a website, you better look on your left side of the screen, click on the first star you see, it'll come up as favorites, click on your history and delete the link from the dating website everytime you visit it.

7.Always make sure you know what your saying to your partner or your new lover, and do not appear confused! Make your lies as close to the truth as possible! (ex. Remember that movie we watched last
weekend.)

8.If you do get caught, do not admit it! Even if he/she says "I have proof!", or that they will not care if you at least tell them the truth. Bullsh*t!! She/he will get mad at you and probably break up with you

Dirty...

Y cheat? God created adam and eve and not evesssss. Y bring unnecessary burden 2 oneself?

Mynd_44: She told you her by herself so? Humans don't think alike na.
Just cos she does something does not mean you should

Like u don't know how our naija babes deh behave ba? Easier said than done.

Okija_juju: I may have to put this inmy new book titled: GUYS: 10 Signs to show you that You are her Maga!

Am waitin 4 ur thread on maga signs

Okija_juju: I may have to put this inmy new book titled: GUYS: 10 Signs to show you that You are her Maga!

Am waitin 4 ur thread on maga signs

Mynd_44: Since I won't ask for hers, why should she ask for mine?

U didn't ask 4 hers but she still told u all d same...

digitalgeorgy: Giving her such informations would result to more questionz u wont lk to answer... Example:
u earn such amt, hw cum am nt on monthly allowance on ur acct??(4rm xpernc)
u dnt hv money 4 me nw... Wot did u use ur salary 4??
If d amt is small, she'll discourage u with commentz lk..
U dress lk a bankr bt earn lk a waiter.
Why dnt u resign n luk 4 anoda job??
THE BEST SOLUTION IS NOT TO GIVE HER THAT DATA.

"Dress like a banker but earn like a waiter"

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Mynd_44: Somethings should not be shared and they includes passwords, ATM pins and wage. It does not concern her and you will do well to tell her that

"Do well to tell her that"

Isn't dat harsh.. Could even result to a big fight

@ sexkillz, what if d dude no deh lie cause he is a good christian?

what if she tells u everything and she makes u feel guilty u don't trust her enough to tell her something dis ordinary?

Is the persistent question a sin qua non to draw a conclusion that she might infact be a gold-digger or perhaps trying 2 deduce the validity of trust I have 4 her?

I don't really know if its right but why should my gurlfriend know the exact amount I take home every month?

Is this not suppose to be strict and confidential? Even, one's parent can hardly place the precise amount one earn?

Is it improper 2 avoid disclosing this info 2 ur girlfriend especially when she wants 2 know the exact amount and not the range?

While I was an undergraduate, youth corp member and a jobless graduate, I had so many good gurls that turned down the so called "big boiz" because of the love they had for me. There are still good gurlz out there that would love u 4 who u are but not just anyhow guy. It has 2 be the one with good prospect cause everyone wants a happy ending.

But let the truth be said; money is a serious motivation 2 engineer love. U can just laugh @ some sudden change in ladies behaviour when they know pepper done rest 4 ya hand.

My advice is If u want a lady who will truly love u 4 who u are, u shuld try as much as possible to eliminate making an impression with ya money.

Very very very funny.

U knw y? Am to resume d training b4 the end of dis month in the above mentioned bank...

Thank God I got another option of job otherwise I would have no choice than 2 sign d bond.

If u leave within the 2yrz u would have 2 pay the trainning fee but The part of paying if ur contract get terminated by the bank is what I think there is a misconception. They didn't say anything like that O •°˚˚°•. Though I haven't seen the bond documents but we know what we up against already. If what the poster says is true then I think that's a step 2 far.

patani: Majority of people here will leave thier Job for a 4.5Million per annum Job in any Bank in Nigeria. I work in a bank and I enjoy the job.....Everyday appear to me as opportunity to learn new things and meet people

If it is a marketing job or target-oriented work I won't leave my let's say 2mill per annum job.
Infact the chances of me accepting the job offer is very slim. Not everyone is money conscious like u.
Am sure u haven't bin reading people's comment here. A lot of people have turned down mouth watering offers from the bank already; me inclusive.

So Next time u speak 4 urself and urself alone...

Not smiling jare, wish we were still resuming on monday

Nigerians are fond of jumping to conclusions.
The comments here support one's personal opinion and shouldn't be used as a norm 2 generalize.

A smart graduate knows d bank jobs aren't secured. I as a person follow d aphorism "when d necessity becomes unavailable, d available becomes d necessity".

I applied 2 banks because I needed 2 get a job desperately. I got the job quite alright which I turned down only because I got another place (one of d big 4). In my case the disparity between both packages was quite infinitesimal. But A colleague left another bank payin far higher than my new place. U will think he is crazy bt he is not. As a sagacious fellow, u have 2 consider things like career growth, continuous learning, exposure, sustainability, job function and personal objective and not dwell "exceedingly" on monthly pay even though that cannot be ruled out.

D problem is most of our graduates are blind-folded with monthly take home. I have so many colleagues and relations complaining bitterly because of some bank jobs.

Bt let d truth be said if there was no other option I would have taken d bank job.

It is imperative u know d minute details before u go about castigating people 4 not taking a bank job.

5p1naz: Hi everyone, i own a logistic company with over 66 trucks. We are contracted to Nestle Nigeria. Plc and currently deliver their goods in Lagos and around Nigeria.

We've had issues upon issues with illiterate drivers and have been looking for better options for a while. Thanks to Dangote for his graduate drivers concept this might be a good solution maybe for a long time because at least graduates understand what company policy/ rules & regulations mean. . .

I'm still in τ̣the works of making this official but i wanna know what you guys feel and if its such a Good idea to employ graduate drivers to my company too.

Dis is getting really serious...

There is a big difference between skilled labour and unskilled labour... "Nigeria, where are thou heading to?"

God have mercy on our land