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Celebrities / Re: Hilda Baci Spends ₦1.1M On Lunch With Her Besties (pics/video) by JTwelve: 7:41pm On May 22, 2023
Una never see anything.

If Ukpabio fúck her just once with his long fat príck and calabash-belly, she go buy Bentley. She will move to Apo Village and become Third Sidechick of the Nation.

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Romance / Re: My Ex- Girlfriend Wants Me To Impregnate Her. by JTwelve: 5:45pm On May 22, 2023
Rokiat:
Why are you still in communication with your ex gf when you already have a girlfriend?

She must have some kinda hold over you to even be asking you such a foolish question. She really must take you to be a fool.

Go ahead and do it and get trapped with child support, baby mama whala and what’s not.

Smh boys in men skin. Nonsense!

Rokia this ya waist na waya o

How is wale-dobodobo ya nairaland boyfriend that year
Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Beer Factory Specialist, Learn From Dangote. He Opens Refinery Today by JTwelve: 7:33am On May 22, 2023
Rostikol:
Na only to drink beer this man sabi.

I wish he could learn from Dangote.
undecided

See world class refinery about to open today, ready to service Nigerian and African markets and beyond, with petroleum products that will shoot up our annual GDP by a minimum 21 billion dollars.

MeanwhIle this Obi of a man carry beer factory full everywhere for Onitsha.
undecided

You're not posting Sudanese pyramids or Black Jesus anymore, na Tinhbu prîck you dey suck now

Loser

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Politics / Re: Politics; Am I The Only One Who Thinks This Way? by JTwelve: 12:12am On May 22, 2023
Sermwell:
I don't think someone from my tribe becoming the president of Nigeria will automatically make my life better. I see alot of people trade insults or even loose friends just to support thier tribes person to become president irrespective of the person's intentions.

For instance, Jonathan's or even Buhari's presidency in my opinion did not in anyway better the life of the people in Bayelsa and Katsina respectively. There's this trending video where someone was saying..."even road to otuoke no dey". And alot of people lost their lives in Katsina and even some communities were sacked by bandits impossing taxes, while Buhari sits as president. Even Buhari himself needed more security to visit his hometown.

Personally, from far away Edo State, I made more money and living my best life through out Buhari's government. And I'm not from Katsina State.

My question now is, am I the only one who thinks my tribesman becoming president, doesn't automatically make my life better? Or is there more to it when some people hurl insults and fight tooth and nail for thier tribesman to become president??

CC: seun
CC: lalasticlala

The average Nigerian is a low-quality human who cannot even think for himself...all those logical postulations you're making is totally beyond his capacity.
Politics / Re: 10th Senate: Don’t Judge Me By My Performance In Buhari’s Cabinet – Akpabio by JTwelve: 12:04am On May 22, 2023
Sports / Re: Real Madrid's Match Vs Valencia Halted After Vinicius Jnr Racially Abused by JTwelve: 12:03am On May 22, 2023
xristos:
Wow... I'm shocked African presidents especially giant of African president(Buhari) has not said/done anything about this racism issues across europe.
What has he been traveling for🤷🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

A legit land with RofO in nearby Ushafa Abuja ready for distress sale.. 1000sqm.. just 7m asking.. hurry

God forbid.I look up to animals and later act surprised when they live up to their beastly nature.

Is there anything over the past eight years, that remotely suggests Buhari as a decent human being?
Politics / Re: Tinubu Cabinet: Muslims Lobby President-elect For More Ministers Than Christians by JTwelve: 9:15pm On May 21, 2023
dre11:
•Cite Muslim majority in Taraba, Adamawa, Nasarawa, Bauchi, Kogi, Oyo, Osun, Ogun, Niger, Kaduna, Kebbi, Lagos

•Reverse selves, want ‘top’, not ‘juicy’, job for El-Rufai



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/tinubus-cabinet-muslims-lobby-president-elect-for-more-ministers-than-christians/

Fuckíng monkeys

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Family / Re: Italian Lady Finds Her Biological Mum In Nigeria After 34 Years (Pics, Video) by JTwelve: 10:12am On May 21, 2023
No mention at all of the father?
Politics / Re: Picture Of Aisha Buhari, Remi Tinubu & Nana Shettima by JTwelve: 9:53am On May 21, 2023
Bloodsuckas
Politics / Re: How Buhari/Osinbajo Poverty Reduction With Growth Strategy Impacting Millions by JTwelve: 9:10am On May 21, 2023
It shall not be well with all of you, robbing Nigerians and gaslighting them at the same tkme.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tobi Bakre Wins AMVCA Best Actor In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by JTwelve: 11:52pm On May 20, 2023

Foreign Affairs / Re: Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia by JTwelve: 11:42pm On May 20, 2023
This same scenario Lmost played out between Buhairy and that useless Shadiyya criminal cunt
Politics / Re: What Ganduje, Masari Discussed In Leaked Audio (Full Transcript) by JTwelve: 10:12pm On May 20, 2023
ijustdey:


https://dailytrust.com/word-for-word-what-ganduje-masari-discussed-in-leaked-audio/

Worthless monkeys

If not that Nigerians are congenitally stupid these types of sub-human creatures wouldn't be calling the shots in this part of the world.

Imagine a group of under-developed simians like the APC, pretending to run the entire economy of a.nation state?!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bimbo Ademoye Wins AMVCA Best Actress In A Comedy/tv Series by JTwelve: 9:42pm On May 20, 2023
VJ Adams is pounding that premium pussy for real

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Crime / Re: Inside Life:. Yahoo Boy Caught With Mother And Father's Head On His Way For Mone by JTwelve: 9:40pm On May 20, 2023
SojWORLDWIDE:

A middle aged man identified as Kenneth suspected to be a YAHOO BOY was caught with two heads said to be his father and mother's killed for ritual purpose.

The incidents which took place in Kwara State was witnessed by huge number of residents who came out to see how the boy was caught and brutally beaten by angry mob who arrested him before he was handed over to the police for good investigations and proper persecution.


The boy whose parents were declared missing for almost a month plus was caught with human heads on his way to a herbalist place and during interrogations he confessed to have ganged up with his friends who introduced him into ritual making to kidnap his father and mother, killed them inside the forest and cut of their heads to be used for ritual purposes.

The boy who was brutally beaten by angry mob after his confession said the only way he could take his parents heads to the herbalist was to carry it inside a school bag to avoid been caught.

He ran out of luck on his way while heading to the herbalist house not knowing that he was followed by one of his family members who immediately drew the attention of a vigilante member to check the content of the bag. While he was been checked two human heads were discovered.

The boy was immediately handed over to the police.

The State Police Public Relations Officer who confirmed the sad incident said he was shocked when he heard the news and how heartless a child can be to his parents who brought him to the world.

He will be charged to court as soon as investigations are concluded by the police.

CLICK TO READ MORE DETAILS:.

https://www.sojworldnews.com/inside-life-yahoo-boy-caught-with-mother-and-fathers-head-on-his-way-for-money-rituals/

https://www.sojworldnews.com/lp-crises-worsens-as-ex-deputy-chairman-okafor-asks-supreme-court-to-declare-him-national-chairman/


https://www.sojworldnews.com/tinubu-shettima-swearing-in-time-table-is-out-see-details/






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The boy is a Proper Nigerian!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia by JTwelve: 9:35pm On May 20, 2023
Adayi1:
Yes... I was told that the accident happened when the Education Minister fails brake and hit the Secretary from behind... It was so fatal...

His Testicular-bags deployed immediately

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Politics / Re: Insecurity Gave Me Sleepless Nights During My Tenure – Jonathan by JTwelve: 9:30pm On May 20, 2023

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JTwelve: 9:23pm On May 20, 2023
wayforward2grea:


Please can you recommend management company that can manage car and how many percentage do they charge, percentage of the cost of the car or what?

Learn the hard way dude

No Option

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Celebrities / Re: Zeb Ejiro Speaks About Saint Obi & His Death by JTwelve: 6:35pm On May 20, 2023
cococandy:


Female sexuality is really demonized in our society that’s why a lot of them never live their truth until they die. Just know that a 65 year old woman will get Dick if she wants. A relationship? Maybe not with a 25 year old man unless she’s a celebrity like Cher and co. But a relationship with another older divorced or widowed person is very very common.

But just plain no strings attached sex? Yes she can get it from a 25 year old boy if she wants.

We know all men are picky on the internet. But in real life… lipsrsealed


https://www.millhorn.com/three-reasons-why-stds-are-on-the-rise-in-nursing-homes/


Most men don't care about sex lives of women like that, they're just scared of getting stuck with raising another man's kid. Tuface himself did it, his sons were almost grown before he went to claim them from the sucker cuckold who mistakenly thought he'd fathered them.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia by JTwelve: 6:26pm On May 20, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:


Source:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/it-was-accidental-says-congolese-education-minister-after-impregnating-deputy/

She tripped and landed on his dick....I like the fact they aren't trying to pin it on the hapless hubby tho..

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Politics / Re: When Buhari Came Into Power In 2015 He Cleared Nigerian Debt Within 3 Months by JTwelve: 7:29am On May 20, 2023
LordviccoDaGuru:


You're in pains now grin


You cursed monkey...

I pity ya Mama and Papa, because they gave birth to an abomination grin

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Politics / Re: $15M Presidential Alleged Largesse: House Of Reps Debunked Allegation by JTwelve: 7:16am On May 20, 2023
Politics / Re: Nigeria President Will No Longer Travel Abroad For Medicals – Aisha Buhari by JTwelve: 4:47pm On May 19, 2023
Politics / Re: Reps To Consult AGF Over Controversy On Appointment Of New Auditor-General by JTwelve: 8:28am On May 19, 2023
Crime / Re: A Police Vehicle Reportedly Rammed Into A Car They Suspected Was Driven By A “ya by JTwelve: 7:14am On May 19, 2023
This was the same thing that foolish guy did to Seun Kuti...he thought Seun's benz was a yahoo ride

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Politics / Re: Should Nigeria Legalize the organ trade? by JTwelve: 7:04am On May 19, 2023
jaeyking:
How would you legalize such in this country that lacks human empathy.

Na death sentence u don sign for people be that na

Leave them

Some people just wake up to talk and type nonsense

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Politics / Re: Honorables Tajudeen And Kalu Knelt Before Oonirisa To Receive Blessing-photo by JTwelve: 5:03am On May 19, 2023
sarrki:
*The Ooni of Ife, Oba Babatunde Ogunwusi, Ojaja II gives blessing to House of Representatives Speakership Candidate and Deputy, Rt. Hon Tajudeen Abbas, PhD and Hon Benjamin Kalu *

The first-class traditional ruler urged Hon Abbas to work hard in keeping the country united when elected.

Monkeys
Politics / Re: You're Outdated! PEPC Slams Tinubu's Lawyer, Olanipekun by JTwelve: 9:33pm On May 18, 2023
Olanipekun and his kleptomaniac client are some of the bastards who absolutely must die if this country is to make an inch of progress

Very useless set of cursed bastards!
Politics / Re: Does Anyone Know What Part Of Nigeria This Is? by JTwelve: 9:15pm On May 18, 2023
attackgat:
Where in Nigeria is this?

Ogun State
Politics / Re: How FG Spent Over N200bn On Postponed Census – Nasir Isa-Kwarra (NPC Chairman) by JTwelve: 9:10pm On May 18, 2023
treesun:


https://punchng.com/how-fg-spent-over-n200bn-on-postponed-census-npc-chairman/

May Nigeria never encounter the like of Buhari again!

The guy is Satan personified!

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Religion / Re: I Cautioned My Pastor To Stop Mounting Marriage Pressure On Today by JTwelve: 9:09pm On May 18, 2023
Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned


If you're not careful na that Pastor go still dey fúck ya girl, both before and after you wife her.

And yeah! Naija 'Pastors' are bad like that!

Underestimate them at ya own peril!

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Politics / Re: Gbajabiamila: I Regret Supporting Tambuwal For Speaker by JTwelve: 7:19am On May 18, 2023
Na God go punish all this useless thieves

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