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Politics / Re: More Photos As Ex President Buhari Arrives Daura, Katsina State by JTwelve: 4:05am On May 30, 2023
Who cares about the incompetent idiot
Politics / Re: Moment Buhari Tapped The Presidential Seat For The Last Time (Video) by JTwelve: 9:06pm On May 29, 2023
Bbass1990:
So if Buhari bash my car for road now, I fit rack foram.

You fit slap am sef
Politics / Re: Moment Buhari Tapped The Presidential Seat For The Last Time (Video) by JTwelve: 9:05pm On May 29, 2023
Dailyhappenings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSFjiOQ0Jv4

After the inauguration ceremony, former president Muhammadu Buhari was seen tapping the seat.

Useless man! It shall never be well with him and all his future generations!!

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Crime / Re: Young Man In Suit Finally Caught After Stealing Phones Many Times (Pix/Video) by JTwelve: 9:03pm On May 29, 2023
Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUWYU7nPa_Y

Young man on suit finally caught after stealing phones from several persons multiple times shocked


Why im face never swell na, shey dem dey fear to beat am ni?
Politics / Re: Former President Buhari Arrives Katsina Airport Enroute To Daura (photos) by JTwelve: 7:10pm On May 29, 2023
Useless animal
Travel / Re: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by JTwelve: 1:25pm On May 29, 2023
asobo1:
Read to comprehend. She died after the heard the sad news

You're a dummy
Politics / Re: Buhari Confers National Award On Osimhen, Davido, Uzodinma, 336 Others by JTwelve: 12:09am On May 29, 2023
Rostikol:


Sure. Because life is all about football.

SMH.

Okay so how.come there wasn't any award for the godforsaken liar named Femi Adesina?

It shall never be well with you yourself as a consequence of Buhari's reign of blood upon this land. You will die un-mourned by the earth and with no reward from the spiritual realm

Animal
Politics / Re: Buhari Confers National Award On Osimhen, Davido, Uzodinma, 336 Others by JTwelve: 11:42pm On May 28, 2023
Someone like Emefiele who should be executed for treason/economic sabotage...retãrd Buhari made him a national hero instead. Emefiele should be rotting inside a bush somewhere in an unmarked grave. Acid (not lime!) should've been poured on his worthless flesh, to hasten decomposition

Fúck Nigeria!

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Travel / Re: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by JTwelve: 10:47pm On May 28, 2023
ppogba:


Where did they mentioned corpse in this story?

Stop being a monkey and go through the attached pictures
Religion / Re: Pastor Becky Enenche Warns Married Women Against Checking Their Husband’s Phones by JTwelve: 10:43pm On May 28, 2023

Politics / Re: Tinubu's Wife Reveals Tinubu's Real Age by JTwelve: 10:41pm On May 28, 2023
Felabrity:
Both of them don't know tinubu real age


Today tinubu is 72, tomorrow 73 next tomorrow 71

Don't mind the smelly monkeys
Education / Re: TASUED Closes School Over Clash Between Cultists And Host Community by JTwelve: 10:39pm On May 28, 2023
HacheNoire:
Some of the landmass we call institutions are suppose to be cattle ranches.

How they became educational institutions should be queried.

Landmass that could have been yielding good beef, milk and animal byproducts, if they were converted to ranches.

Institutions that keep churning out hook-up girls, cultist and Yahoo fraudsters


Aboki oloriibu. Nigeria need to excise y'all before she can move forward.
Politics / Re: Rare Throwback Photo Of Rauf Aregbesola by JTwelve: 10:22pm On May 28, 2023
ebukajay184:


https://igberetvnews.com/1445906/see-rare-throwback-photo-rauf-aregbesola/

Dude was a total street nigga...he's rumoured to have had serious psychiatric problems at some point
Politics / Re: Buhari Confers National Award On Osimhen, Davido, Uzodinma, 336 Others by JTwelve: 10:17pm On May 28, 2023
fergie001:
They are to collect the awards on June 01, 2023.


Buhari is mentally ill

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Travel / Re: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by JTwelve: 9:57pm On May 28, 2023
benjackugo:
Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC (Photos)

A young man identified as Christian Ugbede Abuka, has died in an auto crash two days after he completed his National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program in Kwara State, IGBERETV reports.

It was gathered that Christian collected his NYSC certificate on Thursday, May 25, 2023.

The accident was said to have occurred in Yagba West Local Government Area of Kogi State on Saturday, May 28.

His ailing mother, who was eagerly expecting him, slumped and died after receiving news of his death.

His brother, Joseph Abuka, confirmed the sad news on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/100079250991866/posts/pfbid0UdpNduvWWjji8GX3HzR7oXhtVonkDrmvBukc9gFgP2poxrnbVUYGrFfZMjwKZ9AJl/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1445915/woman-dies-hearing-son-died-auto-crash-way-home-nysc-photos/

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod

They were stupid why did they show her the corpse

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Politics / Re: I Have Made Nigeria Better, Buhari Insists Despite Evidence To The Contrary - PT by JTwelve: 7:52pm On May 28, 2023
Politics / Re: When Tinubu Said ‘Emi Lokan’, Allah Accepted It – JAMB Registrar Oloyede by JTwelve: 7:49pm On May 28, 2023
Technology Market / Re: Iphone 7 128gb 65k by JTwelve: 7:44pm On May 28, 2023
amstamon:
Ssa

what is the battery health?
Technology Market / Re: Sony Laptop by JTwelve: 4:39pm On May 28, 2023
35k
Politics / Re: Award Winning Farewell Tribute A Twitter User Made To President Buhari. by JTwelve: 11:29pm On May 27, 2023
contigiency:
1/15. Though I took a break from social media for I am convinced it has outlived it's usefulness. But the break has to be called off solely to convey my gratitude to @MBuhari as he concludes his 2nd term in office, since I don't have another platform to do so.

2/15. and so, mr president @MBuhari I sincerely extend my gratitude to you, for your sincere leadership which has seen Nigeria make giant strides in many fronts. No doubt, many who supported you pre 2015 withdrew their support along the line for various reasons.

3/15. There were those who expected quick fixes, so were others who didn't understand the magnitude of the mess we were in before you took over, and lastly, there were those who lacked the wisdom to understand that it takes longer time to rebuild than to destroy.

4/15. Some of us stood firm, not because we were 30k/month crew, as alleged nor were we benefitting larger share of your good policies than other Nigerians, it was because we saw in you, true sincerity and commitment to reposition the country, despite the quantum challenges.

5/15. I must also commend those fellow Igbos who gave their support from the inception of your office and perpetuated the support till this moment, not because of any personal gain, but out of conviction on your sincerity to reposition the country.

6/15. We're the outstanding heroes of all your supporters, given that we came from a zone where, at the time, it was seen as a taboo and sacrilege to support you. But my gratitude is that, you made us proud after all. We could hold our shoulders high and point at your numerous achievements, which is in sharp contrast to what we had in the unfortunate 16years that predates your tenure.

7/15. Ironically, those who squandered the 16 years tried to cajole us to believe they were better. When they saw their message was not yielding fruit, they unleashed; IPOB, yoruba nation, Endsars, fake news, religious and ethnic opposition, all to make your government appear worse than their pitiful regime.

8/15. Thankfully, as they were dancing naked shamelessly with those things, you were responding with; completion of 2nd Niger bridge, Lagos Ibadan express way, Lagos Ibadan rail line, retrieving Ajaokuta steel industry from the Russians, mambila power plant, national school feeding program, federal airports, bailing out 27 states that went as low as not being able to pay salaries under their watch, 16 constitutional amendments, cleaning Ogoni oil spill, rebuilding our foreign reserves, improving agriculture such that majority of Nigerians no longer remember foreign rice, improving ease of doing business which helped to berth Dangote refinery and other private investments, petroleum industry act, equipping all shades of our security architecture which has made it possible that you will be handing over a better secured Nigeria than the one you took over in 2015. Space will not allow to mention all.

9/15. Mr President, posterity will be very kind to you. No doubt, children born in 1999 who are already 24 years today, will not understand what we as a nation went through in the hands of those who are presently saying they are the ones that can fix the country, and that they want to take back the country.

10/15. That's why, when they split into; G5, obidients, red cap chiefs( Kwankwasiya) and the later day saints( Atikulooters), we saw it as a divine providence to save Nigeria from them, hence, it was obvious that God needed us to consolidate on the gains of your administration.

11/15. Mr president, posterity will be very kind to you, I want to advise, if tomorrow is the judgment day and the lord ask you why he should grant you eternal life; show him Nigeria where boko haram seized some local govts and instituted their own govt, show him how they were bombing churches and mosques, in Abuja and different states, such that before one enter public places, he or she must queue for a search, show him how the Niger Delta avengers took control of the mainstay of our economy immediately you came in, how him that you took control of a country when 27 out of 36 states could not pay salaries, yet, you quenched all these problems and made these commendable achievements.

12/15. And above all, tell him that you never discussed bribe with anyone throughout your tenure.

13/15 Mr president, the last one which borders on corruption is the major issue that endeared me so much to you. Even your worse enemy will never accuse or prove that you ever discussed bribe with anyone, despite all the power you wielded which put the entire country's resources at your disposal. posterity will judge you kindly.

14/15I am happy I existed in your time. Judging how accumulation of wealth has made even the most expected holy ones to derail, and how you dammed the consequences and remain contentment in what fate gave you.

15/15. I have instructed my children that if they ever say my story, while I am still alive, or after I have joined my ancestors, they must say I lived in your time.

Thank you @MBuhari




May Sango kill that 'twitter user' a hundred times over his eartlhly incarnations and each time at the commencement of his life's assignment
Crime / Re: Gunmen Behead Man At Drinking Joint In Abia (Photos) by JTwelve: 10:36pm On May 27, 2023
NwekeUG:


https://igberetvnews.com/1445768/gunmen-behead-man-drinking-joint-abia-photos/

Na only for east I know say dem dey carry keke do this kind of terrible thing
Politics / Re: Nigeria Air: Oby Is A Member Of IPOB, They Hate Nigeria - Reno by JTwelve: 10:05pm On May 27, 2023
blamingthedevil:


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1662448513819590656

Reno, FFK, Deji Adeyanju, Keyamo are all suffering from the same type of madness
Crime / Re: Nigeria Police Officer Caught On Camera Collecting Money From Commercial Drivers by JTwelve: 9:59pm On May 27, 2023
orikoku:
He don be for you if your oga at the top sees this

Like say Oga no get share inside the money

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes 7-Year-Old Girl In Bauchi School Toilet by JTwelve: 9:56pm On May 27, 2023
post=123371750:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/man-rapes-7-year-old-girl-in-bauchi-school-toilet-2.html

Sharia segregation only makes these animal abokis a continuous menace to society
Investment / Re: Patricia Suspends Withdrawal; Loses Funds Due To A Security Breach by JTwelve: 4:53pm On May 27, 2023
Haha
Politics / Re: This Is Abuja For The Next 8 Years. Picture. by JTwelve: 8:19am On May 27, 2023
plaindealer:



grin grin

Lol e go shock you cool
Politics / Re: Spiritual Flashback by JTwelve: 6:26am On May 27, 2023
Well Patience Jonathan was right!
Romance / Re: Am I wrong for Rejecting a UK Visa? by JTwelve: 11:12pm On May 26, 2023
SultanOfAbia:
My mother is furious that I don't want to come over to the UK.
This month my younger sister left for UK and it's remaining me.
Documents and all papers are right and after couple family intervention I decided to go for interview.
I really didn't want to go to Uk
I love my life here in Nigeria tho things are hard.. it's still my home
I feel more connected to my father's land.
Going to abroad is not my plan. My mother thinks I'm possessed by spirit that want me to not succeed.
My uncles have pleaded with me to go and join my mum and sis in UK.

I was given UK visa last year, refused to join my sister that traveled this May

honestly I don't want to move to Uk.
I know how hard life can be in 9ja but i still love this country.
Mumsi says she is really dissapoinmented in me for staying back.
Did I do anything wrong?

You no wan leave naija because you're living a very reckless life there...all your post history is about olocho pussy

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Politics / Re: Cut Cost Of Governance – Bishop Ajakaiye Tasks Tinubu by JTwelve: 11:04pm On May 26, 2023
taylor89:
You're telling a known criminal to cut cost of governance

You think say the $9Billion Tinubu has was with clear eyes?

It baffles me how much hope y’all put on Tinubu

It’s just like expecting a cripple to Win Usian Bolt in 500 meter race

Tinubu can’t give what he doesn’t have

A senile frog that travels to UK to recharge his urine chambers biweekly is someone you’re expecting to cut cost

An armed robber that has been taking 6billion naira monthly from Lagos treasury since 1999 is who you’re expecting to cut cost

A stranger from Irigbaji that held the real Lagos indigenes hostage, took their market signage and owns 50% of properties in Lagos with his family and kids all from Irigbaji

If you like place hope on Tinubu

Don't mind these greedy clerics they're a big part of the problem
Crime / Re: Businessman Loses $11m Cash In Broad Daylight Robbery In Ogun (pic) by JTwelve: 10:24pm On May 26, 2023
dre11:


https://leadership.ng/businessman-loses-11m-cash-in-broad-daylight-robbery-in-ogun/

Inside jab cool

He was a fool tho...what happened to afterhours deposit subject-to-count (STC)? I bet the same bankers sent those thieves after him

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