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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JTwelve: 10:16pm On May 26, 2023
Pearl1910:


Rotten omniscient that knows nothing.
If you are omni anything, u should display knowledge, wisdom and leadership and not foolishness and backwardness. Rubbish!

Omo the thing really pain you o!

You replied twice! grin

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Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Packs His Load, Leaves Official Resident by JTwelve: 9:55pm On May 26, 2023
I guess it's back to Ikenne for him, because Lagos thugs will show him shege for that one time he refused to bow down to their god.

Or he can stay back in Abuja and teach Law to policemen and politicians at Baze University grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JTwelve: 9:44pm On May 26, 2023
vivalavida:


A moniker created may 12 2033 knows what happened in 2018.

Yes some of us are omniscient. Does it bother you?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JTwelve: 8:56pm On May 26, 2023
Pearl1910:


How is this so? When u aren't using a car that will require 30k repairs every week.

U have been saying same thing since 2018?
Seat down and be talking. Do u know what people have achieved since 2018?

Achievement no be by mouth dude. We see y'all begging funds to fix these cars each time they break down. This guy they are talking about has been driving since llike 2016 yet he's still renting cars. He should have Ph.D in uber-driving by now! Take you, yourself, you've been at it since way before the 2018 you're bragging about...na kabu-kabu you come this world come drive? Own up to your reality and make sensible decisions instead of arguing nonsense from morning-till-night on nairaland!

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Air Is Rented - David Hundeyin by JTwelve: 7:42pm On May 26, 2023
TheDemola:



https://twitter.com/DavidHundeyin/status/1662099897556824067?s=19

Earlier: https://www.nairaland.com/7703446/nigeria-air-finally-arrived-abuja

He knows his boss is a fool

Nigeria rotted to pieces in eight years, underneath a functional imbëcile; now the idiot has handed it over to a career-criminal druggie already afflicted by senile dementia

You get what you put into life, i.e. people mostly get whatever they deserve. Things will only change when every Nigerian begins using their brain and their conscience

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JTwelve: 8:31am On May 26, 2023
dav1002:
As a car owner with two cars, using one for the hustle and been among the silent readers association on nairaland
Joined a telegram group here to learn how to increase my earnings by a veteran here who many folks look up to and mentors
After some months in the hustle, saw a post from someone in the telegram group looking for a rental. The telegram group being a closed forum with like minds I posted also that I have a car lying idle and up for rental.
In my thinking I could use it to earn extra income through rentals
So the person dm'd me and we agreed for 30k weekly because from his posts he nets huge and puts in the time so I thought he is ideal for the position
We met signed all relevant document and the car was given. After months I discovered this person was the same person that created this telegram group but used an alternate line to strike this rental deal. Inotherwords he has two numbers on the platform. That means I've been partnering with my mentor 😢

With his high work-rate i.e. efficiency (which is the only way to make decent money in e-hailing, with artificially low fares) it is actually more profitable for him to rent.

Look, Lagos movement is 90% off-road conditions (with the floods too) & the mechos are mostly quacks, so you're basically driving the cars to death. I bet you handle major servicing/maintenance, or is he decent enough to split it down the middle with you? I doubt that. The ride coys are now taking '98, '99 cars now because they gat no plans to adjust fares anytime soon. Putting a toks vehicle into Lagos e-hailing is dumb business-sense, simply put. I've been saying this since 2018

Unless you're renting tho grin

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Politics / Re: Uzodima's Tailor Is At It Again(photo) by JTwelve: 8:00am On May 26, 2023
What is this nonsense again, Marshal of the Hosts of Hell or which one?

Monkeys
Education / Re: I Didn’t Know Anything About Education Sector When Buhari Appointed Me - Adamu by JTwelve: 10:34pm On May 25, 2023
Politics / Re: Betta Edu - APC National Women Leader On Channel Politics Programmes by JTwelve: 9:31pm On May 25, 2023
With medical degree this one still dey spread tohtoh for different subhuman creatures upandan; just goes to show, if a woman is determined to be a skank no amount of education, good breeding or beauty can keep her on the right path
NYSC / Re: "I Came, I Saw And I'm Coming Back Home Intact" - 'virgin Corper' Celebrates. by JTwelve: 8:14pm On May 25, 2023

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Business / Re: List Of 47 Microfinance Banks Licences Revoked By CBN by JTwelve: 11:46pm On May 24, 2023
How many come remain?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Addresses State House Staff (Photos) by JTwelve: 11:40pm On May 24, 2023
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Asks Arisetv Boss To Call His Staff To Order by JTwelve: 11:38pm On May 24, 2023
This Dabiri bítch has been a deceitful hóe her entire life...just like Palmwine-drinkardress, Lauretta
Travel / Re: Nigeria Air Plane To Arrive On Friday by JTwelve: 11:36pm On May 24, 2023
Melezenawii:


https://thenationonlineng.net/nigeria-air-plane-arrives-friday-fg/

They sha have to steal those funds becore they leave

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Crime / Re: American Girl, 17, Charged With Raping Two Boys Aged 10 And 14 by JTwelve: 11:26pm On May 24, 2023

Politics / Re: Aregbesola: One Finger Of A Leprous Hand by JTwelve: 12:15pm On May 24, 2023
Areblgbe na Ebira dude na. His mother is from Ilesha his paternal ancestry is Kogi/Ebira
Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Maintain Gains Of My Administration – Buhari by JTwelve: 12:02pm On May 24, 2023
Useless man
Politics / Re: Summarise President Buhari 8 Years In One Sentence by JTwelve: 6:52am On May 24, 2023
A waste of evryone's time
Nairaland / General / Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by JTwelve: 5:37am On May 24, 2023
sulakishop:
Get a psychiatric help. It's getting worse on you


Idiat
Politics / Re: I'm Starting To Like Vice President - Elect Shettima! by JTwelve: 11:52pm On May 23, 2023
Rostikol:
At the recent commissioning of the 20 billion dollar ultra world class Dangote refinery, Vice President Shettima was one of the dignitaries who addressed the gathering which included party big wigs, traditional rulers, Mr President and other West African heads of state.

Shettima said the expected great things about the refinery, and in conclusion said

''Africa is not all about the crisis in Sudan. Africa is not all about poverty. deprivation and destitution. Africa is not all about insecurity. I hope the CNN, the BBC and the Sky News of this world will be around to give maximum coverage to this function.''

A thunderous applause from the audience followed.

It was a defining moment for Shettima and the Tinubu administration.

I like the black consciousness of Shettima.

The last thing we need is leaders that will be kissing Europe and America's ass.

If they try nonsense we ignore them and redouble/consolidate our links with China/Russia/Brazil and other powers.

What has the west ever done except assassinate Africa's best leaders including our Gen Murtala Ramat Muhammed of blessed memory, enslave, colonise and loot the continent?

Thank you for your Pan Africanist outlook VP Shettima.

People like you who respect your African heritage with no colonial mentality regarding whites, usually do very well in government.



Yeah dude...the same black supremacist role model of yours would still sneak through back-channels to sponsor terror attacks within his own country

OP you're so smart cool Way to go, Sir. Didinrin

Oponu-powaya

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Politics / Re: Is US Minister Of “Housing” For Tinubu Inauguration Not Disrespectful? by JTwelve: 11:47pm On May 23, 2023
Penguin2:
US President earlier today announced the US delegation that will be attending Tinubu’s inauguration on Monday.

But what has caught the attention of many Nigerians is that the delegation will be led the US Minister for Housing, housing of all ministries.

What relevance has the ministry of housing to US international relations?

If Biden won’t come, why not Kamela Harris?

If not them, then why not the Secretary of State?

If not the Secretary of State, why not Deputy Secretary of State?

Why not Minister of Foreign Affairs?

Why Minister of Housing?

Is that not disrespectful to Nigeria? A country that is the supposed Giant of Africa. The leader of the African Continent.

I understand that Tinubu boys are looking for validation so much more that they would still have rejoiced if US had sent a delegation led by a Local Government Chairman but isn’t this a tacit message of the degree of value that the US places on ‘mandate’ Tinubu claims to have?


Disrespectful kwa...for ordinary drug pusher/lifelong junkie

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Politics / Re: Soludo Hails Buhari As 2nd Niger Bridge Renames To Muhammadu Buhari Bridge by JTwelve: 8:11pm On May 23, 2023
thisweekng:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD11yHD6Zlw

The Second Niger Bridge has been renamed after President Muhammadu Buhari following its commissioning on Tuesday.

Governor Chukwuma Soludo, the governor of Anambra State, hails President President Buhari, GCFR as he commissions Second Niger Bridge and Federal Secretariat, Awka, on Tuesday, May 23, 2023.

Foolish bastard
Politics / Re: Tinubu Begs Buhari To Declare Holiday On May 26 To Frustrate Supreme Court by JTwelve: 1:22pm On May 23, 2023
inoki247:
Lol which one be Sunlight is the best disinfectant e dey use people advertise product..

Typical Nigerian who doesn't know how to think. So once they mention sunlight all that enters your head is Sunlight soap & product?

Stupid, low-IQ human being. Functional retard!

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Politics / Re: Cultism Or Dirtiness? See What Obi's Black Cloth Turnin Into because Of Politics by JTwelve: 9:44am On May 23, 2023
Karemarealty288:


You Papa no reach to be Obi's gateman talk more of driver. Show us your Papa and I will give you 50k cash if your father has University degree....I challenge you.

You dey mind that dirty mongrel

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Politics / Re: Delta: Okowa Signs ₦‎71 Billion Supplementary Appropriation Bill by JTwelve: 9:12am On May 23, 2023

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Nairaland / General / Re: Snake In The Room At Midnight! by JTwelve: 11:26pm On May 22, 2023
sulakishop:
See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.



Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me!


*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *


The snake for bite you as you no useful na! stupid Buhari asslicker like you

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Politics / Re: How Policy Reversal Prevented Me From Acquiring Refinery In 2006 — Dangote by JTwelve: 10:45pm On May 22, 2023
dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/how-policy-reversal-prevented-me-from-acquiring-refinery-in-2006-dangote/

Which one is Brownfield Refinery? These people just can't stop lying even when tbere's no need for lies?
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Are Engaged by JTwelve: 10:04pm On May 22, 2023
fredoooooo:
Somebody about to hit the jackpot .... grin cheesy grin

She hit the damn thing already cool

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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Are Engaged by JTwelve: 10:01pm On May 22, 2023
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Even Josef Stalin loved his nuclear family
Celebrities / Re: Love Doesn’t Dishonour Others To Make 1 Happy”- Davido’s Babymama Larissa Says by JTwelve: 9:56pm On May 22, 2023
theophorus:
Na naw you remember the Attributes of Love shey?

Pele ooo.
Instead make you use your head well, you go dey look for Yeye Lover boy, unfortunately the boy na Tuface disciple.

Olochos done become experts on Love grin
Celebrities / Re: Love Doesn’t Dishonour Others To Make 1 Happy”- Davido’s Babymama Larissa Says by JTwelve: 9:49pm On May 22, 2023
ExclusiveBet:
It seems like the recent birthday celebration of Chef Chi by ace singer Davido has stirred the emotions of his other babymamas including Larissa London

Larissa London, one of the baby mamas of ace Afrobeat singer, Davido stirred reactions online with some comments she shared on her page as she talks about her ideal man.

The makeup artist also talked about the type of man that is her perfect spec. Larrisa noted that she loves soft men, a proper lover boy ready to die for her.

Larissa also further talked about the different attributes of love and why it is wrong to dishonour other women to please another.

These statements come from the UK-based make-up artist just days after Davido went all out to celebrate Chioma on her 28-year-old birthday.

Larissa, in another comment, noted that love is patient and kind and does not envy nor boast. As she preached about love, Larissa also noted that love always protects, perseveres, gives hope, and does not delight in evil.

Just like Larissa, another of Davido’s baby mamas Sophia Momodu also reacted and shared a post on Instagram for the first time in a while, hours after the singer had celebrated Chef Chi and reassured her that his love for her was forever.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gistlover.com/love-doesnt-dishonour-others-to-make-1-happy-davidos-babymama-larissa-says/amp/

Larissa Lon-doko
Crime / Re: I Sometimes Feel As If I Have Been Here Before- Please Help by JTwelve: 8:55pm On May 22, 2023
Slurity:
Straight to the point. I think I am not normal, I have been noticing these things for long time, I always experience new things that I am obviously experiencing for the first time as if it's just a mere repetition. I mean i know many things that is yet to happen in reality to the extent that, I sometimes write my exams as if I am just answering past questions that I have once treated somewhere I don't know. For example, I can tell the next action of two people that are fighting on the street just few seconds before they actually take the action. I am really scared, I think I am not normal. Please i need help. I don't EVEN know how to really explain what i am passing through.

Abeg check ya DM I have the information you need

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