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Now dats an eco-friendly landlord

Issokai! Well if u see low voltage for ya street no charge, be waiting for fuel to power your generator.

:oThey fit arrest and torture 15 year old boy abi, now they are firing side Criminals when real criminals gallivant around in free flowing agbada, issokai! We dey observe.

In sound sultan's voice; baby oko won lode oooooo

Wu are d bureaucrats? Mention names!

And must buhari be included in everything? Like oooohhhh ma closeup has finished and buhari is to be blamed! Oga ooo

All kind of unclear things sef! can't they just build a camP and pack themselves inside like redeem, well iono what d situation was o, maybe they spread their mat on katsina road again with the way trailer drivers dey always high and them no dey see cars sef!! Dis Ppl sef like unnecessary risk.
Quote me and ur egg won't fry, also ur water won't boil dis morni

Woooo way to graphic to imagine.

Does dis gets to the bank account of common man at the end of the day? Or it goes to the barn of yam

U apparently have what u want to do in ur heart, just came here to see how popular your decision is, anyway advice or anything here doesn't guarantee the success or the failure of your impending marraige. Mind you; LOVE AINT ENOUGH WEN YA TALKING MARRAIGE!!!!

This one wey everybody dey travel sef!?

Iran doesn't have d right to interfere in the affair of a sovereign state, dis elkasometin guy is not even their citizen, I say we stand our ground but with discretion.

The man in that last picture is the lion the op was referring to.

Plastic spoon lamp it is! But nepa dey give us low voltage normally, if I put plastic spoons around ma lamp............

Wen u blow for penalty against oluyole warriors, something bad tends to happen to u, RIP to d dead

if her mother-in-law is yoruba and she see this; she aint going to feel d romantic side.

JudgementHammer:
Lolz. That's for guys who ask for it. Me..ask a girl to visit my house. Over my dead skelenton. When girls are begging to come see me at home and I keep them on good suspense. Them know me for my street. Na from work to house except church. My friends that I visit don't stay in my community. How many of all the jekojeko girls are of good moral standard for my liking. Its d guys who can't control their sex appetite that makes them think they're worth something. Ordinary safety pin worth more than them to me.

I will post this to your wife on the morning of your wedding

now back in square one, dis changing of manager is now starting to like like a cycle to me, wu will be the next man to face abramovich's big expensive axe?

Why should you have problem with other people's choices if it doesn't affect u or price of fuel? not like they ask for your saliva to lubricate their condoms. N***a pls!!

The guy above me is a comedian; calls the post sensible

Estharfabian:
Lesbianism! Gayism!! Blah! blah! blah!

Y'all Should just mind Your business...


BtW...I Attended A Boarding school and I'm Strictly straightly straight......

maybe u no fine reach

Paruparu! U want somebody to endorse your evil plan abi

osaslord500:
Datz if dey don't change their boxers, bt girls panties smell on daily basis.

una dey sniff girls panties on daily basis ni or how u take sabi?

Dat guy is sleeping outside the bedroom, ON THE COUCH!!!!

(yawns) #telemundofeeling.

Is it just me or d guy is trying to bore everybody out.

Ayayi, just wen we haven't settle ourselves, we are giving our neighbors money and gas, sounds like loving ur neighbors more than ur sef to me.

However, our reporter noted that the
refrigerator that reportedly caused the explosion remained
largely intact. Hmmmmm I wonder how

AIT and the f ups.

Anybody that has spent 30mins in biology class will find this impossible to believe. Anybody that has spent 30mins in biology class will find this impossible to believe.

amnesty7:
Very creative people.
Pls tell me, if someone's job is first to comment in Nairaland like , how will their coffin look like?

they will write FTC FREAK on the casket.

They are happy to see him go.