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What makes u think I like to pay any bill in d first place.

I see SARAKI everywhere

U forgot to add: it is not too big for uuuuuu! Don't cut it, don't slim fit it. And the person dat called u, Is a Gurl abi?

D second picture be like: oga how much make we divert from the credit money. Saraki: ssshhhhh dem dey snap us, meet me at iya aduke cool spot dis evening.

refiner:
...yea...so far as hr is hardworking and works towards his dream/goal!

Hmmmmmm iro ni o! Dream abi? Ok marry me, iyaf a big dream/goal.

What patience Jonathan is to jona's govt is what lai is to dis govt. He is trying his best to make sure we don't miss her.
Lai d masquerader

See dat one with big tummy, he will be so dumb that he will discover after 6 months that he has been spying on himself instead of the criminals around. And they av been spying on him too. Perfect case of bushmeat catch d hunter

God lemme too reach the stage where I will lose $400m in 9 months and I will still have enough wealth that I won't be moved. No high blood pressure.

MoNickk:
funny write up. i was born between the years you mentioned and i beg to differ...the fact that your female friends cant cook doesnt mean no other female can. i refuse to be termed 'indomie generation'. i can boldy n proudly say i can cook mouth watering meals that would make you forget your middle name,clean n also keep house. Now what do u bring to the table other thsn money? what makes you stand out from other guys?

Mouth watering- there will be too much pepper dat I'll have to water my mouth abi? And u wanna know what I can bring to the table other than money? Issokai everybody u can see she indirectly asked for it first o!!

Proverbial monkey! Lol I can't connect.

Na d money they don spend and the tots of losing their freedom, also putting their noozle in just one tank. All these things they cause pain.

Heard workers are now dying cos they can't afford to go for treatment, so many people are now unhappy to the extent that u can see it on their face. For all the griefs and heartache that this aregberascal is causing, his descendants will suffer 7 folds.
When we told d illiterates in osun not to vote for him, dey said no! This is why I don't like democracy. Votes of dumb people who doesn't know what is good for them counts and they ain't even salary earners o .

Akshow:
The intent wasn't for sexual appeal. It's a woman embracing her pregnancy while still being a mother. It's not intended for guys to get hard on

And she couldn't do dat with some clothes on? See even if u peel an orange, some guys can get hard on just thinking wow dis orange is naked not to talk of these pishure
Abi u are d photographer?

Still don't get what message d photographer is trying to pass across, she is pregnant and carrying a baby, how is dat sexually appealing? Though she is naked.
Unless there are boys dat gets hard at the sight of protruding belly.

So they should reduce the banana dat she eats from bunches to single bunch then to five, then 1 till she doesn't want banana anymore.

Tell that to the boovs, officer Kyle and oh!

Wetin concern him hair with the Oba? He want make Oba of benin carry sample of him hair go heaven to complain about d hardness abi? Mourning the king, oya wey my razor make I shave my pubic hair! I dey mourn o. Oh oh oh and I will snap pubic selfie smiling with my d*ck

muymacho:
Another lady can test on her behalf then give her a full report

I doubt it, women can remove ur eye if u look to much at their cake o not to talk of tasting or testing the cake.

He is everything u can think; sexy, horror, funny, shocking....... Everything!

Wen gurls like dis cook for u and salt too much or d food no sweet, better shut ur mouth and gobble it down, shey no be tomatoes dey ontop her cake shooo

Na to bring big flask o, so d food go dey look small inside and d tin go dey confuse d server, and to dey put something to book space one hour b4 food time go reach. I imagine d food go finish b4 dat Gurl wey carry flask, she go faint ni. Her reaction go pass teabliz own.
(As dramaqueen as a teabliz)

Na to bring big flask o, so d food go dey look small inside and d tin go dey confuse d server, and to dey put something to book space one hour b4 food time go reach. I imagine d food go finish b4 dat Gurl wey carry flask, she go faint ni. Her reaction go pass teabliz own. As dramaqueen as a teabliz

Which of the two u don get sef? In this era of buharinomics

So d husband finds her father more attractive, ayayai!

redgem:
Yes....no biggie

I and my man agreed on no sex till marriage but I would love to know if he is good down there...

Am sensing u like to bake, eat ur cake and still have the ingredients abi?

Na d next song u dey look 4 for her back abi? Yesterday it was a Gurl grabbing a dude's ass, today its u grabbing one Gurl's boobs. Now we will all blame buhari when we sef all we indulge in na boobs and ass pressing, u wan squeeze fuel out abi squeeze dollar down?

Hav a group chat comprising of ur homeboiz, next time u come across a bore hole like dat, just type code 411-all unit fall in, ochuko, abass, shuabu and everybody. So u can put ur nOozle In d fuel tank together while u argue about wu is d best btw Ronaldo and Messi

Jakujaku! Falana gbo ti e! Tell us what we don't know o.

Hehehehhehehe grow dumber! Issokai weyaf heard loud and clear. Aunty Linda didn't grow dumber though.

FuckTheM0ds:
exkuse me? Are u call me a blind? Please betta watcht that your water melon mouth next time or else u will getting it hot from me

Ehmmmm! What? Water-melon mouth, do u mean d whole watermelon or d one dat have been sliced.
Sir! Am very sure I don't want it hot from u, give dat to ur gf, prefer to get it hot from rihanna.
N.B ur face alone na nightmare.lol

Dats why dey say love is blind.