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Na only that Baba achieve

Remember, the only man that saw God in bible times, went blind ooo, how you want take see God?

Insidenaija:
Controversial Nigerian preacher, Kate has said that women whose bride price are not paid will never see the face of God, Newspremises reports.

This came after a lady whose wedding she attended, narrated how she saw a vision of herself going to heaven but started "coming down". She said after another lady asked why she's no longer going to heaven, she heard a voice saying 'her bride price has not been paid which is why she can't go'.

She added that after she woke and told her husband about the vision, he immediately started off the process of paying her bride price and holding their wedding.

Backing the lady, Sister Kate stated that issue of bride price is very serious and can hinder one from getting to heaven even with their religious positions and soul winning campaigns.

Watch the video below:
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Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/if-your-bride-price-is-not-paid-you-can-never-see-the-face-of-god-no-matter-the-number-of-souls-you-won-or-religious-position-female-preacher-video/

You made me remember that bank advert those days. Big. Strong. Reliable.

Sammydanny:

What do I want her money for?none of my biz how much she receives, what happens if she lost her job after marriage, would you chase her out of your house?

Hope to visit there some day too, No. 8 Mba Lane, and Christ the King P/S Ajegunle,

Wahala be like chewing gum, you de chew e no de finish

Wawelexy:
Wahala be like Wetin again?

Which one is intention to rape? He don rape finish na, they should fry his balls and feed to the dogs.

Too much play and laugh can cause all these, sometimes man face supposed be like bad weather.
But you must still cherish them and give them all the needed love and assistance.

Body count? Na money I want to de count...
Money counts

Go and see a dermatologist

All these kind babes I de look for

To know if they are shooting blanks.

Just lie down on the bed for one hour.

Normal thing,

I even get village sef? Imagine wizkid is performing live in my village today,in Warri.

People just engaged themselves,hustling for one man,Jesus fed like 5000 people with loaves of bread and fishes, now, more than a million are feeding just one man

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Lies everywhere these days

Judd007:
Lies everywhere this days,

Lies everywhere this days,

SATANICALLY:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/12/12/my-senior-brother-kidnapped-by-bandits-sheikh-gumi/

Bite the dog back

Walkee:
Please if you opened this thread just to ask me if this is a clinic or you want to ask why I went near the dog kindly close the thread.
I visited someone, the dog was lying close to the door, I tried to touch it so it could go away it just bit me. Small bite with scratches on my fingers(I guess the scratches are from its nails) I went to the clinic and took tetenus injection and they also gave me anti-rabies injection too (5k per one) and said I'm supposed to take it 3 times but I'm strapped for cash currently.
I heard if a dog transmit rabies, it would die after few days. Should I still be worried if the dog doesn't die?
I mean if the dog is healthy and alive does it means it couldn't have had rabies infection to transmit during bite?
I need advice from only those with knowledge of the matter

Nah, End Sars own is filled to the brim.

ZooCountry45:
You mean blank bullet Nigeria army shot on end Sars?

I wish I could be that man

KiNg0G:
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Gbola dies only when an active man dies, we nack till death do us wetin?

See your goat face

Guy see a doctor, they will let you know if you are shooting blanks, you can’t see the thing with your eyes, your sperm fit no get power to swim far, even pre-cum de give belle sometimes.

This tik tok matter don tire me, one day somebody go just do video dey hang herself, e go be like joke.

They need to put broom sticks inside is penis break them inside, then give him mixed cement to drink and free him after 30mins.

This boy again?

No let wetin happen to Efe happen to you ooo

Talk true

gift0123:
Ever since I moved to Lagos State I figured out that most of them know dey use eye see a woman who is working, plus they always want free sex. Once they notice you work, finds out your salary, mehn urgent 2k and 5k will start immediately... Two days or a week of knowing you they begin to beg, and when you refuse they stop talking to you, why is Lagos men like this? Am I the only one experiencing this

That’s nice

Na them I de send go buy the garri,

No be small beating sha

Explorers:
1. Crying too long after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being beaten.

3. Crying without being beaten.

4. Standing where elders are sitting.

5. Sitting while elders are standing.

6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated.

7. Eating food prepared for visitors.

8. Refusing to eat.

9. Coming back home after sunset.

10. Eating at the neighbour's home.

11. Generally being too moody.

12. Generally being too excited.

13. Losing a fight with older age mate.

14. Winning a fight with your age mate.

15. Eating too slowly.

16. Eating too quickly.

17. Eating too much.

18. Not finishing your food.

19. Finishing your food and Scraping your plate.

20. Eating and talking.

21. Eating your meat before finishing the food.

22. Dropping oil on your clothes while eating.

23. When you eat your launch before 2:00pm.

24. Sleeping while the elders in the house have already woken up.

25. Dragging your feet while walking.

26. Stumbling and falling while walking

27. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.

28. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.

29. When an elder is talking to you and you blink.

30. When an elder is talking to you and you stare and not blink.

31. When you look at an elder through the corner of your eye.

32. When your mates are playing street football and you join them.

33. When your mates are playing and you don’t join them.

34. When you don't wash your dish after eating.

35. When you wash your dish improperly.

36. When you almost break your dish.

37. When you break your dish.

38. When you bite your nails.

39. When you don't bathe.

40. When you bathe too quickly.

41. When you take too long to bathe.

42. When you take too much toothpaste on your brush.

43. When you’re beaten in school for misbehaving.

44. When a car almost knocks you down.

45. When a car knocks you down and you don’t die.

46. For not answering when spoken to.

47. For answering back when spoken to.

48. Beaten for going to Church or Mosque late.

49. Beaten for borrowing shoe/wears from friends.

50. Greeting/prostrating with only one hand or hands not touching the ground. Ladies going on one knee.

51. Misplacing your pencil, biro, erazer, sharpener or mathematical set in school.

52. Misplacing your Songs of Praise(SOP).

53. Misplacing your Brighter Grammer.

54. Writing on your textbook or coming home with torn textbooks or notebooks.

55. Coming back home with dirty, rough uniform/socks and damaged sandals.

56. Sending you on errands and you stay too long.

57. Sending you on errands and you forgot what you're asked to buy, or you bought something different, or you broke the egg or poured the grind pepper away on the way.

58. Going to neighbors room&parlour to watch TV.

59. Going to a girl's house to ask after her from her Dad/mum sitting outside in the evening. You've killed her.

60. Sleeping in the Living room.