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Wetin you want make we come do like this?

Kuriosmynd:
Years ago after I completed my Nysc, I decided to relocate to the city where my uncle resided so that I could squat with him while searching for job before getting my own apartment.
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My uncle was not always around, he has a company in abt two states away (4 hrs drive), and comes home every weekend. So it was usually me and his wife and his single kid at home.

Very troublesome wife who in my opinion had slayed in Lag before he pvssywhipped Bros to marry her.
She made my eyes see shege anytime my uncle was not around..lol.
While her jobless married friends and the ones with shop around wud always come to our place to watch useless Africa magic and try to seduce me..lol...it was by grace that I dint fvck her married friends...e still pain me say I no fvk Dem..lol
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So this bad day came, I was sleeping in my room, then around 1am, I began to hear a loud bitter cry of my name...I woke with a start and try to rush into her room...she was clutching to her boy..the baby had fainted.
It was a frantic effort to revive him. I surmised the terrible heat wave at that time of the year must have inflicted the baby into coma.
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The next thing I noticed to add to my confusion was that she was actually stark naked. succulently rotund bouncing boobs in her fair skin...slightly bushy forest in her cunt region, she was shedding tears clutching her baby to her bossom, stamping her feet wildly on the ground and abruptly sitting and standing, crying and praying all at thesame time. In all of these my seeing her nudity meant nothing to her, as she stared into my eyes with an expression of "won't you do something"? I felt her pain, and I panicked about reviving the baby.
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Then in my confusion I lounged into the kitchen, took spoon, and salt..and water and began to force the spoon into his tightened jaw, together with the salt while she was sprinkling water on him and smearing him with anointing oil.
For about five to 10 minutes, we struggled and jostle to rescusitate the life of this 9 months old baby before she sniffed with a faint lowly cry. What a relief and glimmer of hope.

After I left the room, I couldn't stop imagining her flawless body, curves, boobs and that bushy cunt, though not with sexual intent.
I had no idea why she had to do all that in unclothedness, maybe it's a superstitious way of a mother trying to bring back a baby. I have no idea till today.
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You would have come for advice before now, when you started having feelings for each other, now, what do you want us to tell you now?

When them know who the papa be for street,the bully go change mind fast,
If you know, you know.
At times you fight the devil with demons.
No time for long thing.

Man get different eyes for woman yansh

When he see big yansh he go say “ see small yansh”

When he see small yansh, he go say “Chie see big yansh” - Fela

We don hear na, nne Mary, wehdon

The next time he comes out he’s gonna shoot you in your rizuzzu,I mean you bloccoss

Just rub small pepper mixed with little aboniki, then pour small water on it, thank me later

Na now you go know say, gateman no de train dog

Nice

Na man yansh him suppose look?

Hope you are not as useless as the 10m?

Take am easy

MALIGNANTGuest:
It's like d BABE na FIG TREE wey no dey carry belle

Weapon of mass destruction.

After reading all the insults and bashing, because of Obi’s car, I come forget if na Toyota or Hunda.
Please, we are all humans make we no de insult ourselves. Big ups to every aspiring young man and woman out there,God go soon answer our calls, but only if we work harder.Cheers.

Am not sure they use to have light in that area, light no de naija,so no current for the wires.

Depending who the caller is...
If it’s my guy... it’s just “how far”
If na babe ...” sup babe”
If it’s wifey... “ sup hun”
But if you de ask for 2k... “it’s hello...hello...hello na wa network bad ooo”

Has he cut is preek yet?modafck

I have slept with my friend’s sisters ohhh, because them de plan sleep with mine too,so I get to de knack them de go, Incase

Nothing ooo, my sister, we are even paying for darkness no light ooo

With that your nose wey be like canopy?

I beg where is her address?

This guy na real Fish

5 hours, when the man go take look for money to eat na?

That na normal level na,I go even run this evening, wetin de there?

Sammydanny:
Recently, the budding Nigerian rapper and BBNaija winner, Laycon and his music colleague, Joeboy, got their many fans entertained online with their humble display.

The celebrity musicians who can boast of very large fan bases put their airs aside to dine like regular people.

In a video making the rounds on social media, Joeboy and Laycon were spotted sitting cross-legged on the floor as they prepared to ‘demolish’ a bowl of eba and vegetable soup.

Watch the video below:

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Accept what? Come on go and serve him the thing fast, why are you wasting time?

maraellaa:
Hi everyone!!! I cannot even believe a guy can go this far to win a girls heart. Bleep bought me an iPhone and has even bought me 300k human hair and taken me out to different places. Of course I collected it but I Dont know if I should accept him. I have a boyfriend but he is not well to do, what should I do?

Soak am for water make e rise like ejebu garri

You would have just waited a while for her, if it’s the first time she has asked, you never knew what’s on her mind.
Okay, wetin you de rush go do for house sef?

6 what? Abeg make them live the man there, if him tire him go locate his country, after all we never still ready to carry the World Cup.

etokhana:
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I don drop my account since nobody reason me, my account be like radio station signals, 92.51 na wa ooo

You spek Queens English abi?