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So you, MESSED up, that’s what you are telling me?

Work hard, but be smart.

Kai, you don talk am finish,I like your sense of reasoning.

nairaman66:
Sounds a bit tricky! Let me explain,

Your landlord would have called different carpenters and go through their invoices before picking one. This has nothing to do with pride.

Stating what he does and does not do is his right to freedom of expression of his work ethics. Your landlord is only looking for someone to ride on like a horse!

Conclusion, if your landlord would give a roadside carpenter a job for the government house, shows you how our government is being run. No disrespect to roadside carpenters, but a 15M job should be given to a reputable furniture company!!

Not pride, the guy na wizard

Sheddy5:
That's pride.

Akwa Ibom citizens and Katsina citizens , are they all not Nigerian citizens?
If una wan divide this country make una talk,

Totoh!!!

She’s calling, to give you, your tooth.

Sixfiguresmart:
I finally got a chance to meet this girl that I have always admired. She felt excited to meet me too. We had good chat like we had known each other forever and a few humour. We shared contacts. While I was laughing, my artificial tooth popped out and fell into her bra.
I pretended that I didn't know where it came from and quickly ended the conversation before she will notice my gap tooth. I didn't face her anymore and we had a very awkward conclusion.
So, how do I tell her that it was my tooth in her bra? Should I have collected the tooth from her? The date with my dentist is in 6 weeks. And she has been calling to meet me again. I have been avoiding her and giving all sorts of extreme excuses.
I am now thinking of wearing face mask to meet her. What do I do?

Kiss of life, pastor sorry abeg no vex

Why not just say, DMW, must they put Davido’s aide? No hating, but the dude has his own identity, let’s promote their identities, abi e no work like that?

onthehill:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb8ZQWOr2Fc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You are over pampering her, u no get joint for your area? Go drink like two cold bottles of Heineken, you no get problem.

blue01:
Now wetin you want make we do?, Didn't you people date before marriage?, Cos if you dated you should have noticed all the behaviour and attitude, that reserved kind of attitude made me part ways with a girl I truly loved, no fun, no conversation, even when I try to initiate one all I get is always a straight replies. Omo I japa.

The wife gets the alert, the money is in his account, fucking guy.

Lordmech:
One of my colleague at work came begging for cash and I ask him. What happen to your ATM or salary and he reviewed that the wife is the one who sees alert and holds the card.. I was shocked.
My pipo is this love or stupidity?

Wetin come kill Samson?
Why him no tell man his secrets?
Because of kpekus, the guy yarn.
Kpekus too get secret code to enter, that’s why, he let it out.
If strong men for bible time fit fall, ogbeni anybody can fall.

Monkey Tail

Lol, how old people smell be?

posty56:
Genevieve,go rest you don old ,as much as you are still beautiful your sexual market value don drop, you are no longer succulent by now you fit don they get that old people smell,, so what you find attractive in a man is of no use to me

Maybe your girl papa de work for Nepa, and you wan use Nepa light take nack her,small rainfall your preeq don stand, bad chide.

Marxist001:
Just this night I was having a good time with my girl, and suddenly it started drizzling, then came rain. I was happy my girl was gonna stay back because of the rain. Took her to my room, just about stepping into the kitchen....and what I saw was blank.
Why do they always take the light whenever it wants to rain. It calls for concern pls.

If you have money for another flat, then leave, so that they will use it to start church, maybe the gf get calling.

Crush papa

Wisdom you still no wan wise up abi?

That is called keeping the ball or backward play,lol

Revolution2022:
He scored only 2 goals in his 8years career in Chelsea.He likes passing the ball back to his defender to avoid being taken back by the opponent.

Even Jesus go advise am on what to do.

greatfucker:
what will u do if a usher angrily collect ur phone and smash it on the floor because u were pressing it while the preaching is going.

If only you know the price of chemical in the market, you won’t think of balancing at all

Topccy007z:
Good morning fellow Nairalanders. Please i urgently need help with knowing how to balance the following chemical equations. I believe the Chemistry gurus in the house can help do justice. Thanks

Wisdom use wisdom ooo, wise up.

Mumu man, sense he doesn’t have, come make them dash you sense,

Racoon:
Reactions.....

FG...hmmm...FOOLISH GOVERNMENT

presidency:
Following the Terrorist Attack on the Abuja-Kaduna Train, here is the Federal Government of Nigeria response to the attack.

Very very correct

HitSong:
Mtcheeewu

Useless goat yam eater.

If not for his incompetence, no one would have voted for this senile abokî old fool.

Correct guy

JEWELofHELL666:
https://interfax.com.ua/news/general/817813.html

Ukraine we take God beg una, make una no put us for wahala oo,

PrinceOfLagos:
https://punchng.com/ukraine-commends-nigeria-others-over-support-against-russias-invasion/

You are right, they don’t fix ceiling fans on pop

NoToPile:
I might be wrong but I don't think ceiling fan with POP is a good combo.

God saved the family oo.

House girl disvirging me, after I released in her, she asked me if I enjoyed it I said yes, but I felt I want urinate. She then told me if I want to piss that kind piss I should come and piss inside.

Please, what is op saying? I couldn’t finish the epistle.