₦airaland Forum

mrdharkchild:
It is written, that a women would leave her family, her God and all that shit and accept her husbands shit and all. Abi Bible Don become irrelevant?
It's not the other way round, simp.

Is this all you know?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nice one

What happened to 'issorite'?

Cool shots

Klass99:
@ OverCalculating,

You're already doing the right thing under the circumstances, you need to just keep at it and be brutally honest with the bank.

Reasonable financial houses which issue loans will work out a repayment plan with you, rather than have you arrested. Because, it is in their best interest to keep you out of prison and they know it, so don't panic unnecessarily.

If the case ends up at the Police Station, truthfully tell the police your story and how you approached the bank with a plan to repay but they wouldn't negotiate with you.

The threats in most cases is to get people to pay, they hardly follow through with it, especially if you have shown sincerity and a willingness to pay back.

By all means you can pray and ask God for direction/wisdom, on how best to proceed. But, seek to repay the loan and not a cancellation of debt.

You've got a good heart. Thank you.

Emmypure:
I didn't read the long epistle, but it seems that teaching is the future in Nigeria now, after the 75 k fg proposed recently.
I will do double enrollment into b,Ed and nice program now, and I will be getting carry over intentionally so that I will never graduate, 150k no be beans o.

Looking at you

Smoke what?

Fish?

“The Swedish Academy is determined to give it to a black writer this year,” one of our sources noted.


No votes needed?

I thought the cash prize was 90mil

MALIGNANTGuest:
Go to a Good & Listening Nigerian Hospital, tell the PHYSICIANS to also consider infection called PASTEURELLA MULTOCIDA,
FRANCISELLA TULAREMIA, that's if you ever played with animals especially cats.
That presentation is also suggestive of these.

I like your tenses

sonofanarchy:
pass me the weed

What's your name again?

Toks2008:
They are.

Everything that lives outside the sea are all in the sea... We live in a parallel universe with that in the sea.

Sea horse, sea turtle, sea dog, sea human...

It is a mystery but they are very very real.

Have you [b][/b]seen one?

Please, reason with her on this. It's her health here.

Grace

seen

eTECTIV:
Over 22 ballistic missiles, 5 impact points... Where d remaining missiles hit

I'm guessing you meant *make* sure in your signature

GOFRONT:
So this is what those new recruits that were constituting Nuisance on the Third mainland bridge last tuesday earns??

I thought it read "cadets"

seasons greetings

good one

quaintbloke:
Nigeria is one of a few pathetic countries where past leaders like IBB who raped democracy, looted the treasury dry and crippled the future of the youth are allowed to grow old gracefully with state benefits and still receive the once revered but now rubbished appellation of 'elder statesman' all in the name of 'reconciliation', 'forgive and forget' or as some brainwashed literate illiterates would say, "let's not open old sores".
Omar Al Bashir has been sentenced for corruption, Jacob Zuma is on trial for corruption etc but we the pathetic youths would rather ethnicize and turn a blind eye to such ppl as IBB who should receive nothing but misery in jail for his role in the dark days of our history.

Our over religiosity and prioritizing culture over common sense will continue to make Nigeria a folklore of would have been greatness.

I like your sentence construction. written any book?

I see

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AceRoot:
I re-read this comment from the supposed High Commission tweet, and felt slightly concerned for the new officer and gentleman mentioned. Then looking at the award he got, which was the King Hussain Award by The Royal Military Academy Sandhurst for the most improved International Cadet of the Intake on the Regular Commissioning Course.

He did well for himself and the award represents a personal best and and at best, a minor honour by Sandhurst standards.

Here are the main awards for officers in Camberley. And culled from Wikipedia:

Each Commissioning Course has awards granted to outstanding cadets. The following awards are presented during the Sovereign's Parade. Others are merely listed in the Parade programme. A system of Cadet Government also recognises merit by the appointment of Senior Under Officers, Junior Under Officers, Cadet Sergeants and Cadet Corporals.

Sword of Honour:

The Sword of Honour is awarded to the British Army Officer Cadet considered by the Commandant to be, overall, the best of the course. The swords were formerly made by Wilkinson Sword but after the closure of their sword making division they are now presented by Pooley Sword.

Queen's Medal:

The Queen's Medal is awarded to the British Army Officer Cadet who achieved the highest scores in military, practical and academic studies.



Overseas Sword:

The Overseas Sword is awarded to one of the many cadets from other Commonwealth countries and from foreign armies. The Overseas Sword goes to the Overseas Cadet considered by the Commandant to be the best on each course.

Overseas Award:

The Overseas Award is the equivalent of the Queen's Medal, and is awarded to the Overseas Officer Cadet who achieved the best overall results in military, academic and practical studies.

MacRobert Sword:

The MacRobert Sword is awarded to the officer cadet considered by the Commandant to be, overall, the best of the Army Reserve Commissioning Course. This sword is also donated by the MacRobert Trust and produced by Pooley Sword.


SO I really don't understand the what the fuss the High Commission is making with its tweet. He didn't get the Overseas Sword or Overseas Award, just MOST IMPROVED of the OVERSEAS STUDENTS. Well done to him, for improving.

Well read

VRDroid:
Death.

Disconnected from this Reality Spectrum, Earth Memory processed to eliminate the shock factor, a temporal limbo to dissolve faith-based expectations to avoid the shock, then everything fades and Soul comes to a total realization that it has been ignorantly fooling around in a computer-generated reality that was not really Real in the Real sense of the word.

Death is nothing. We should be proud that there is an option of Death and Awakening back to the Real world outside this computed Reality.

I die too many times and will continue to die and wake up.

RIP is not appropriate for what lies ahead of us after our exit. It is a hi-tech world out there.

How do you die?

By self-destruct?

VRDroid:
Not at all. The mind is a hyper-dimensional sentient database with its structured queries and programmable functionality.

Whereas, Spirit is an individuated unit of consciousness, from a larger consciousness system that uses soul as a vehicle to steer the avatar for its experiences in any reality of choice.

Do you travel much?

VRDroid:
At death, the animating principle deactivates the coupling peripherals that connect the signals to the compartmentalized mind probe.

I like the sentence construction

VRDroid:
With $2000 You will be assigned invisible teachers and super soldiers that continue the lessons nightly in your dream and super soldiers activated with secret chant password if you need to psychic warriors of the highest order.

It's now $2000 per hour

I've read the novel 'Psychic Warrior'

VRDroid:
I will provide you the wire instruction of my favourite Charity organisations. When I know you are serious.

hmm

VRDroid:
It is not really the most important thing.

The most important thing is that you are a potential of the highest intelligence called God trying to reawaken to your greatest version here but you can't . Becausr you are hijacked from alternate dimensions that you are not able to control because you are deceived by inventors of religions that you are just your body. And God is just a big man in the sky you should worship.

And will be burnt in fire or go to heaven. Those are not true. You are here and in other dimensions all at the same time but experiencing this one because you have no knowledge on how to access the other realities to defend yourself and create the realities you need here physically.

Humanity has been hijacked from the alternate dimensions by my brothers in the highest level of the Illumination.

While you are asleep your Soul is paramulating from place to place and sometimes it is being fuccked up badly due to its low vibratiob which manifests as suffering here on 3D.

Man know thyself. Master the Universe and you will be wise enough to build generational wealth and even live to over 100 years with solid erection to enjoy the slay queens. The slay queens by the way are you in different bodies cos you are spirit and can exist in different bodies and in what ever form.

You are the Universe in a condensed self conscious form. So am I. The difference is that I know this and have experienced it but you are not yet awakened. Do I can play you if I choose to. It is allowed.

How many levels of illumination are there?

Who are your brothers?

#fringe

VRDroid:
The conscious activities are a very minute part of the complex algorithm of the neural system that powers the body, I guess that is what is popularly known as the unconscious or subconscious mind, it is supposed to be called the Operating System of the body.

The system was designed and is constantly upgraded to meet the challenges of the day to day survival of our species by our team outside of the matrix, so we receive upgrades as a species.

The conscious activities are on an awareness level to us, but the real job is what goes on outside our locus of control. To really master life and living, one must understand what the mind is and how the mind functions and most importantly how to program the mind.

The field of Epigenetics enables us reprogram our genes and alter the signals from our environments which affects the reaction of our genes so we are not just victims of our genes, we can actually take control of how our genes are reflected by programming the subconscious at the quantum level.

I personally replace addictions by firstly going into the quantum field to reset the mind and alter my brain waves, that is where the real magic occurs.

It is almost impossible to have remissions and life changing outcomes without taking control of the mind and know how the automated programming of the AI mind, at the Green Color spectrum, works and how we can defragment our compartmentalized mind and function optimally in the body, which exists in the Blue Spectrum.

I receive upgrades and downloads directly from the unified field and most of the things I know are transmitted directly from the magnetoelectric field which we call space. There is no space, we are connected to each other in a field with spectrums of frequencies which wifi, emf, rf, etc flow too, so what we call air is not just air, it is a medium and with extra senses activated, we can see that the field is teeming with life on diverse frequencies and my next research is to develop my ESP capability to tune into the different channels available and I have succeeded once and I asked questions and I listen and got answers from a team that seems to work like call centers, a background team managing the universe.

I refuse to talk about it, cos people here are too stupid and might call me crazy.

We are living in a computer-simulated reality with an entire back-up team, and I am working hard to identfy how to connect directly on a direct dial.

CAVEAT: No one has to believe this, cos I lie a lot and all that I wrote there are all lies.

Hmm

icedsammy:
Eiye Sighted

Shame.