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NnamdiN: Yankee guys bro

The furniture part especially is very wrong. Back then in school, na only bed dey room ni, if shawty no go siddon for bed, she go stand tire. And if she come bed, na straight to cloud9
But if you have chairs, she'd likely wanna sit which is a very wrong move

Hahaha, I hate it when girls sit on the chair when they visit.. so distant that you have to shout while discussing. O
n one occasion, I almost shouted "what the hell is wrong with you". once shes on the chair, end of story.. Shes permanently glued..
So i learnt to give my chair out to my neighbors anytime I have a female visitor.. Only God will punish her legs if she refused to get down

[size=48pt]Some people tell me your country may break up. Please don’t let it happen'. [/size]

This is where I doubt.. We have lost it.. Whatever pillar that held us together is shaking..
"Things fall apart, when the center cannot hold"

By Jim Solouki & Martin Baker.
They call themselves Christians and went ahead to state reasons why the late Nelson Mandela is in hell.

Shocking header right?. Wait until you read the
full article below...

Greetings True Christians! Today Nelson Mandela, former president of
South Africa, ended his worldly life and entered the depths of Hell. Mandela was an unsaved heathen, and died without knowing the Lord.Not only did Mandela influence American Demoncrat Barack Hussein Obama, but he also practiced a heathen African tribal religion.Unfortunately, while Mandela did some great things for the nation of South Africa by ending apartheid, Heaven is like an exclusive club,unsaved unwelcome. Mandela died unsaved, and is therefore not welcome in Heaven. Nelson Mandela was also influenced by Darwinism and Communism! Mandela was an
avid reader of Marx in the 1950s, and
everybody knows that God hates Communists!
Mandela allied himself with Communists and heathen Indian Gandhi, who is also in Hell.
Instead of seeking a Christian approach to freedom from apartheid, Mandela instead turned entirely to heathens. In fact, Mandela and Gandhi even are rumored to have engaged in rampant homosexual acts with each other while planning protests!

Mandela was also friendly toward Muslims, God’s hated people! Mandela was linked to the
American Civil Rights movement, and many members of this movement were Muslims.
Know what the Muslims did after they got African Americans equal rights? They crashed airplanes into buildings and started sectarian
wars in the Middle East. Nelson Mandela was allied with these heathen scum, and is now being punished for his earthly mistakes.
Tonight I watched many news stations. On every channel, they showed Africans lining the streets of South Africa, doing happy dappy heathen dances, perhaps in hopes that the voodoo rain god might look with favor upon the soul of Mandela. Unfortunately, these savages are of the same cloth as Mandela. Nelson Mandela may have been a great AFRICAN nature, but by world standards, he was rather lacking. But
alas, this is the best that Africa can do. Africa is a heathen continent filled with heathens, and it is no wonder that God allowed the people of Africa to be enslaved.
I implore those Africans still living to reject the sinful ways of Nelson Mandela and embrace Christianity so that they might not follow Mandela into Hell. Let us pray for the Africans,
out of love. Dear Lord Jesus Christ please lead the Africans away from heathen religions and to You. Please lead the Africans to Christianity so
that they may stop being punished with AIDS, poverty, and dirty water, and so that they may avoid the fate of Nelson Mandela and avoid being cast into hell. This we pray in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.
A heartfelt Christian messages from your friends,
Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.

www.mediapostng.com/2013/12/why-nelson-mandela-is-in-hell-by-jim.html?m=1

Why the heck would a girl lick her phone?

The message clearly shows that she enjoyed whatever she did with her lover, and wished they did it more often. She was having an affair outside marriage.

The only reason she pretended to be sorry was because her husband found out. She didn't love him anymore, thats the more reason why she committed suicide, she couldn't take the embarrassment and her public image. She was a policeman and had a strong heart, she shouldn't have committed suicide, she should have lived for the husband if she loved him.
many families pass through this and still move ahead.
So this woman is going straight to hell.

No need saying RIP.. She's going to hell..

Did you know that Nigeria is among the 32 teams drawn for the world cup in Brazil??

Eeeeeeem, please, all this sex talks sef..

make una vote for my sister Kenechukwu Anona on the "Nigeria's Centenary pageant" by clicking on her name (kenechukwu Anona) through this link:

http://www.nigeriascentenarypageant.com/contestants .
God bless you as you vote..

Back to the topic.. Guys Please, stop demanding for sex..

I'm still browsing hot with my Airtel..

please vote for my sister Kenechukwu Anona on the "Nigeria's Centenary pageant" by clicking on her name (kenechukwu Anona) through this link:

http://www.nigeriascentenarypageant.com/contestants .
God bless you as you vote..

To the mods, for posting this nonsense on the front page, if i say you are incompetent, its an understatement.

Beginning of the fall for Airtel..

They will lose 1/3 of their customers..
The only reason i have an airtel line is for browsing, and i bet many people too.

If you fetch it for keep, it will dry up..


Source: Judek.com

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Mods.. Always forming the boss.

Religious section pastors be like:

[size=48pt] Damn it [/size]

I have lost fate in (S)elections..

Hope this will change something.

The Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) has rescheduled
election in 65 wards in Obosi in Idemili North Local Government Area for Sunday.
Voting could not hold in the wards due to late arrival of materials and other logistics challenges. Electoral Commissioner (REC) Prof. Chukwuemeka Onukogu made the announcement in a statement issued in Awka on Saturday.
The statement, signed by the Public
Relations Officer Frank Egbo said the
rescheduling was due to “challenges of logistics” in the areas.
“Any inconveniences are highly regretted,” the statement added. Onukogu said the rescheduled election will hold at Obosi Registration Area, Ward 07.
The election will hold between 8am and 12.30pm. INEC urged all parties to get ready for the poll. The disenfranchisement of voters marred the election in Idemili North and South Local Government Areas due to lack of voting materials, incomplete voters’ registers, and lack results sheets.
In centres where over 600 people registered, only about 100 or less found their names in the registers.
Some of the voters were told that
additional list containing more names of registered persons would be brought, but none came..

aaniagu: hw does that affect the failures of apc,pdp,etc. Plz nxt tym send us d number of obiano to tel him congrate. Ojukwu must remain by voting apga. Ndigbo that is our party o. Apc na aboki party

Igbo party kor, Ojukwu party nii

GSKing: kanye west - stronger

owl city - the real world, galaxies, fire flies, shooting stars

enya - one by one, wild child, adiemus, stars and midnight blue, may it be

Celine Dion - if walls could talk, in his touch, that's the way it is

women of faith - boundless love

the corrs - breathless, one night

eldee - wash wash

sound sultan - natural something

Chris brown - Yeah 3x, beautiful people, forever

R Kelly - storm is over

lady gaga - Alejandro, bad romance, poker face

Nicky minaj - va vavoom

cold play - viva la vida, rock star

maroon 5- payphone, wake up call

Elton john - sacrifice, circle of life, candle in the wind, nikita, that's why they called them the blues

katy Perry - I kissed a girl, part of me

Madonna - la isla Bonita, 4 minutes

shania Twain - Juanita, when you kiss me, nah, forever and always, c'est la vie, ka ching, still the one

MLTR - complicated heart, sleeping child, paint my love, someday

Cool..

Aside Enya, I got
MADONNA-frozen, la isla bonita, like a prayer.
ELTON JOHN - sacrifice, circles of life, daniel
LANA DEL RAY-young and beautiful
ROXETE - It must have been love
CINDY LAUPA- time after time
ABBA-fernando.

RIHANNA-diamonds
Shakira-did it again
DAVID GUETTA- titanium
Beyonce-halo..

Just kindda listed my best songs of all times.

(Enya songs..)

ONLY TIME
ADIEMUS
LAZY DAYS
WILD CHILD
ON MY WAY HOME
THE CELTS..
ORINOCO FLOW
STORMS IN AFRICA
ETC..
All are Enya Songs, she is so Angelic, her songs takes you away from earth..
I never go to bed without the sound of her songs in my ears..

Check this out.. Damn !!

"With this, I have forgiven you all your posts here.."

I think thats what the mods sent her (#me@) in private

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Education my a.s.s.. Come to ANSU and bear witness to Education

Love is the reason Jesus died for us..

[size=48pt] No be jersey dey play, system dey play [/size]