₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
Beg who? You think everyone is a parasite like you? So what if she becomes 1st lady? There're things that *I* value more than someone's social standing. I'd rather be best friends with a street beggar, than be friends with someone I can't trust, you bloody leech!

hazard1759:
This dude i called my friend was supposed to bring my then girlfriend to my house in school, i was staying off K. To cut long story short, my guy was straffing my gf behind ma back.He always had one excuse or the other for not coming with her. I got to know about it and swore to take my pound of flesh. As i type, I've straffed like 5 of his gf, Including his baby mama. An eye for an eye. Revenge sweet gan

Bubblefairy:
Seriously, how wicked can some people be, poisoning your fellow human being slowly. I wouldn't have believed it was possible until it happened to me also.
My supposed best friend in school poisoned me gradually for two years. I was so sick for the duration of the two years that I didn't attend some lectures at all, I attended like 20% of school. Spent two years crying and she was consoling me (only God knows how im still alive).
First semester final year, I had a missing script, it was then some people came to inform me that my supposed best friend connived with some of my coursemates to make my script go missing so I can have an extra year.
It was then I came to my senses.
Rushed home, went to a general hospital, did series of tests and the poison was confirmed, flushed the poison out, went to school with a renewed vigour. While everyone was happy about NYST posting, I was shedding serious tears and searching for my missing script. Only God and my reputation saved me, I would have had an extra year.
The first day I got to camp, I got a call from my two-timing friend, she asked me where I was and I told her NYSC camp, the next thing she asked me was 'WHAT ARE U DOING THERE? ' I just smiled and told her I was frying chewing gum.

jbaby265:
one thing I learnt in life is that. Any FRIEND who later turned an ENEMY has been an enemy From day one.. was only waiting for manifestation date.. believe me on this

IFEANNYI:
Friends and betrayal is normal, almost everyone would betray your trust one day, one way or the other.

My own creed is to:
Trust no fucker.
Do all the good i can for everyone.
Expect absolutely nothing in return.

mediocre:
It was actually the other way round. I snitched on my friend. He wanted to date one of my female friends and I didn't like the idea because the guy was bad news, couldn't watch her make such a colossal mistake . So I advised her not to, and she went to tell him Lol. She eventually did sha and he shattered her heart of course.

Rozaybb:
falling inlove with u for no reason...cant allow friendship just flow

Lionessza:
Do watch because we will.be kicking some naija ass 2-0

Lionessza:
Lol, is that you on the pic? . Woowing handsome men is my game

Lionessza:
Hahahaha, what is it now?

ZarZar:
No, I don't like football but thanks for the invite

Lol, I'm like a chihuahua, all bark & no bite.

Lionessza:
Lol, coz I'm fascinated by pieces of shyt , I don't know why though

Dimples129:
Chatting with you is hard because you are just so inquisitive! You ask question after question
I don't like being interviewed because we have fbi on nl who will produce the transcript to use against me

Dimples129:
It's only nigerian who call love in the first few months

I'm joking we were dating, we weren't sleeping together. I was still very young and a virgin at the time. He couldn't wait and my friend needed her M.O.T so that happened. I was most hurt about my bed and my home more than them doing it. I got her back though nearly a decade later

I took the love of her life just for the fun of it and dropped him after he dumped her. Karma is a bitchè, twice as hard when it comes back around

Never told her and she still doesn't know why he left her. Until today she talks about him and how he was the one! She's been married for nearly a decade now. And she still remembers him.

ZarZar:
Lol, IDK. I was gonna try I do have a violent streak though, I just never acted on it. I get physically hot, start to shake & imagine myself smashing a chair over their head or something. I'm afraid someday I may snap & break a bitch's neck

nikkypearl:
See that cute lil' gift from God

nikkypearl:
a struggling ready made guy is better!

Wizkhalifa2:
BALD HAIR??

midehi2:
i wash every every of my body when bathing, even inside .........

HarkymTheOracle:
Guys like me (with x-ray vision) can spot the Fuglyness underneath that make up...

crazyABO:
C dem wole soyinka above me why una no collect nouvel lourette Well was actually waiting to see oba elegushi dre though

Raine80:
I am not a bro and not related to Barack I am a student of life. I use many means to improve myself. P0rn is biology...

Raine80:
Adult movies as in watching p0rn? What exactly are you asking here?
P0rn is a learning tool used to perfect skill as well as to understand positions and motions better

subtlemee:
Stop stalking me...stop it,i like it

Stanley1155:
From that moment I will know there is nothing wrong in having spirit wife and I will ask for anoda spirit wife cos am polygamous in nature

subtlemee:
Akwa Ibom State and Cross River State are not igbos,anybody that wants war should go ahead and not mention us

calberian:
He probably didn't die on the spot.

He sure did when the other dude 'safia moh'd musa' commented, referring to him as a "bolcanaza".

NwaAmaikpe:


This woman's vagîna is bigger than her brain.

TrapQueen77:



But men will come here and tell every girl they toast that age is jiz a number

JasonScolari:
Nigerians now study at Sudan?




Congrats to Mrs Eeyrah Manhood.

coolcatty:
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Liar liar pants....that's the commercial area of VGC....nobody is allowed to build a residential building there...unless you stay in a church

yinkslinks:
Okay but this is foolishness. Did the rain fall while they drove or they saw the flood and drove in it?