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noetic5:
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nice gesture from OBO.. See photos of the finished beautiful house. SEE PHOTOS

MissCuppy:
Fierce!

Unimaginable123:
Fela said it. Uniform na cloth, na tailor dey sew am

stephleena:
so sad...APC,and abnormalities..

StephDamielola:



BABY MAMA AND NGO IS PAYING REAL GOOD......


ENJOY SWEETIE, NA YOUR VAGINA DO AM FOR YOU.

Marotzke:
What does the OP mean by defeacating faeces?
Before nko? What was he expected to defeacate? Water? Or urine?

smithsydny:
O God.. Sorry ma'am.. So painful wen u train a child to an extend and loss it.. Hmm

eezeribe:
Thank God... at least the brutal,lawless and uncivilised military officers won't eat their cake in the lawless Nigeria,and go over to the lawful Britain and America to have it.

Mistadora01:
kate can laugh eh

durentchigozie:
I would dick this woman.

godunia:
Well done to all who participated in this patriotic act. Evans was caught and people ask why he's still alive, now they youth did what should be done and people are not satisfied

olajuw8o:
They should be catching them all

Addicted2Women:



You're a big joke

This dude charges 10 million naira per show and you must provide a private jet for him to travel with

He just signed a 70 million naira endorsement deal

He just performed in 40 countries this year alone, 10 million times 40 times = 400 million naira

I just looked​ at your pictures, you look healthy and well fed but you don't have up to 30k in your bank account

You're a big joke

LordCrimson:
This fight's blossoming into a full fledged romance

stephleena:
lol,looking like bag of hunger@the last pix

ibkayee:
DJ Exclusive shouldn't speak on his tracks...

Song is ok

Sempumping:
Rubbish

subtlemee:
Stop stalking me,once again stop it,i like it

naptu2:
That was actually Jeremiah Okorodudu.

Lasisi vs Okorodudu was the biggest fight in Nigerian domestic boxing in the 1980s. Okorodudu said that Lasisi used juju and that he saw 3 Joe Lasisis in the ring. (Of course he would see 3 Joe Lasisis when he was punch drunk). They still argue over the fight today.

That was one of the two funniest comments in Nigerian sports that year. The other was made by Abass Mohamed.

Abass Mohammed was the Nigerian marathon champion, but the Ethiopians tactically defeated him at Lagos '89 African Athletics Championships. Journalists asked him what happened to him, because he was the home favourite and he was familiar with the route. His reply was. . . "It's from my village. They tied my leg in my village". I almost died of laughter.

crazyABO:
Mehn we get some idols for NL wey need sacrifice once in a while

AutoJoshNG:
Lol.. That has happened to me a number of times.. The police officers can even park and delay the speeder while those you overtook would just have an easy pass.

stephleena:
partners in crime..dino,should face his numerous problems,d gods are after him..and he should pls release, a victory track,in honour to saraki's victory..

ZarZar:
He's giving it hard to your mama from the backdoor, right?

subtlemee:
Instead of pleading with our brothers and sisters to change and turn a new leaf and desist from prostitution and drug peddling we are busy turning it to a joke..we should be cowering in shame by this notice

Officialkplus:
How Did he killed it without damaging the skin...

Abi the snake eat poison..?


I'm the only one who noticed this...?

StephDamielola:
YOU ARE NOT AFRICAN. AFRICANS ARE NOT ANIMALS AS YOU WERE TAUGHT. AFRICANS HAVE RESPECT FOR WOMEN, WE HAVE STRICT CONDITIONS/ RESPONSIBILITIES ATTACHED TO MARRIAGE AND PROCREATION.

SO GO BACK TO YOUR SLAVE MASTERS THE "WHITE COLORED COLONISTS" AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU LEARNED TODAY.

BYE

VIPERVENOM:
Those milkshakes can't bring all the boys to the yard. She deserves to be jailed

StephDamielola:
I AM SORRY, I HAVE LONG BEEN WEANED FROM MEDIOCRITY.


I CAME BACK TO NIGERIA TO BE AFRICAN, TO LIVE LIKE AN AFRICAN, TO ASSOCIATE WITH AFRICANS, TO RESPECT AND APPRECIATE OUR VALUES AND CULTURE.

BABYMAMA IS NO AFRICAN THINGY...

BYE

lonelydora:
If not I'm married, I would have seek for your hand in marriage. Nice one.

StephDamielola:


NIGERIANS AND REACTION ARE LIKE (THAT UNCLE ZUMA'S PICTURE)

BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE TO ALL LADIES OUT THERE, LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY

EVERY MARITAL UNION IS A DIFFERENT COURSE ENTIRELY IN THE INSTITUTION CALLED MARRIAGE.

WHAT WORKED FOR ANOTHER MIGHT CRASH YOUR MARRIAGE.

THERE ARE SOME LADIES THAT CRAVE FOR SO MUCH ATTENTION, MEANWHILE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO GET IRRITATED IF BEING SHOWN TOO MUCH ATTENTION.


BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO CLAP HANDS FOR TOKE MANKINWA, HAVE YOU READ HER BOOK?

YOU PROBABLY WOULD HAVE REALISED THAT HER EX HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON HER. OFCOURSE YES! HE WAS FVCKING ANOTHER WOMAN NOT MULTIPLE WOMEN. IT WAS JUST ONE (1) WOMAN.


IF SHE WAS A SAINT AS SHE PORTRAY'S, IF SHE WAS SUPER SWEET, IF SHE WAS SO SO GOOD, HE WOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED.


LIKE MY SISTER WILL ALWAYS SAY "IT TAKES A WOMAN TO BRING ABOUT ANOTHER WOMAN'S NEMESIS"


EVERY FAILED OR SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED, NO ONE SHOULD MONETIZE IT.


TOKE MAKINWA SHOULD NEVER, I MEAN NEVER BE YOUR MENTOR ON MARRIAGE. NOW SHE HAS BOUGHT A RANGE ROVER WITH PROCEEDS FROM HER FAILED MARRIAGE (BOOK)


LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE LATEST SO YOU DONT THINK I AM TALKING RUBBISH.

BY GODS GRACE AND MERCY, I LIVE IN THE FCT AND I AM EXPOSED ABIT. I LIVE THE OUTDOOR KINDA LIFE WITH SOME PEEPS AND I LOVE IT. BUT THAT APART, THE LATEST BUSINESS REIGNING HERE NOW IS

1. NGO

2. BABY MAMA

NOW SEE HOW THEY DO IT (THE LIKES OF TOKE, TONTO ETC)

1. GET INTO A MARRIAGE (REMEMBER, THEY ARE KINDA SELECTIVE).

2. CLAIM THEY WERE ABUSED.

3. RUN TO SOCIAL MEDIA WITH BRUISES ON THEIR FACE AND BODY.

4. GET A FRIEND OR ASSOCIATE TO CLAIM SHE WAS A WITNESS WHEN SHE WAS ALWAYS ABUSED

5. GET DIVORCED OR SEPARATED.

6. RUN BACK TO SOCIAL MEDIA THE NEXT DAY FORMING SLAY QUEEN WITH NO TRACE OF THOSE BRUISES ON THEIR FACE.

7. USE TAGS LIKE THIS #MAMAKING, #FLAWLESS #ACTIONLADY #SMALLGIRLBIGGOD #STRONGWOMAN #SURVIVEDABUSES ETC ON HER PHOTOS

7. FORM AN NGO AND SEEK FOR GRANTS FROM EMOTIONAL AMERICANS.

OR LIKE TOKE MAKINWA, YOU WRITE A BOOK AND THOSE EMOTIONAL AMERICANS WILL BUY IT. BELIEVE ME, FEMINISM PAYS...LOL


THE BABY MAMA STUFF IS ALREADY EXPLAINED FROM DAVIDO'S EXPERIENCE WITH SOPHIA MOMODU (IMADE'S MOTHER) LOL

SHE GOT PREGGIE AND STARTED DEMANDING FOR CARS, MONTHLY UPKEEP ETC .... SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FVCK ABOUT THE HEALTH OF THE BABY THAT'S WHY SHE KEPT ON SMOKING MARIJUANA... ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS HER NAME BEING ON THE PAYROLL...LOL


GUY'S BELIEVE ME, THIS BUSINESS PAYS LIKE MAD.


I AM A LADY AND I KNOW WHAT WE DISCUSS, LIKE I KNOW HOW WE OPERATE LOL.


#DIARY OF A GIRL

NwaAmaikpe:

If this doesn't happen at my funeral I didn't live my life to the fullest

QueenOfNepal:
You are only scared of loosing your job as a driver in the Ministry of Works that's why you are supporting a vegetable to wake up