₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




An Imam once made a sexual advance at me.
We were reading the karatu when he snuck up from behind and grabbed my gbola.
I don't know what I recited in the karatu that made my gbola become a green snake.

He ran away and to this day he still calls me Amuagwo.

donjazet:
Africans and stupid superstitions.

Both him and whoever made him believe cowries would give him supernatural powers are stupid.

Whoever also believes his stories is stupid.

Jokerman:
She's just a liar... She enjoys every bit of it

Oasis007:
What's the Essence of this jamboree visit? Arraign him in the Court, get him sentenced for Murders he committed as quick as possible, then execute him by Electrocution.

Badmod:
National Space Research and Development Agency ...This is the type of Agency I'd love to be the director, knowing fully well we're not doing anything...
We just collect money and sleep for house.
Once in a while we dish out dumb stories like this to stir up our relevance...
Good riddance to unproductive Agency.

Donlamzy:
Which kind expensive joke be that? To go and do what exactly?
Na for middle of the road fuel go finish inside the rocket

Righteousness89:
It was a 5.7 Magnitude not 5.8

hamid6249:
I can allow my children to marry from any tribe or community as long as the suitor is not from IBADAN

I have my reasons ,my eyes don see wem for thier hands ..useless bunch of people

CrimeKsmart:
Wow! Ramon Azeez is back

Kalixx:
I have never seen a nigerian tongue-speaker ever burst into some Phillipine vowels or something. Yet they are so confident speaking an incoherent pile of gibberish.

How can grownups look one another in the eye and still be comfortable deceiving themselves?

Anyway, these days they're growing quite a bit uncomfortable, especially when one drunkard church member sights an olosho on the podium 'manifesting in tongues' and in his mind he's like 'even you?'

But then, the Holy Spirit is about to 'move', so who's to question the vessel he chooses?

Nigeria is home to one of the highest concentrations of hypocrites.

In biblical times, the Jews were still trying sef; they were only too self-righteous yet Jesus will slam them saying 'Woe unto you, hypocrites!'

If Jesus were in Nigeria now, he would say something like 'Woe and calamity fall on all of una! Yeye!!'

whytediamond:
Religion is man made. Anything man made is.....

Fill in the blanks.

Tolexander:
Na wetin concern the Nyamiri with Benin City?

Typical obsolete and archaic naija mentality, anywhere away from the west and not in the north is definitely Igbo.

Satan66:
Afonjas are heartless

JasonScoolari:
Atleast, a horn is growing on his head which will attract tourist and some cash for him......

BUT the affidavits daura drunkard is not growing anything in his empty head.

Dansioligy:
The boy must have practice taekwondo

drips8:
Leopold was a tyrant, but a lot of people don't know and care because his victims were africans.