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I'd dump refuse there, and nothing would happen.

Baby Mamaship, a typical Naija hustle.

JoeCutie:
My brother no go there oh. Nigerians are wicked; they'd finish your career even before it started. Crack one joke, they won't laugh.

This is too much, Joe. I would say you're wasting your talent. You should go join comedy. Don't worry, we would laugh. My ribs oo.

JoeCutie:
That's why I have a very good girl like you as a friend. Please, help make me good, Saint Juliet.

You're wicked. You wan dey open my yansh for me abi? Very wicked boy.

JoeCutie:
What were you hiding?

My something.

JoeCutie:
So you're asking me how your boyfriend could help you improve the size of your bo*bs and azz? Ask KingTom. I'm sure he'd know. Hello, Tom.

You tell me yourself jor.

JoeCutie:
I did it wella. Up until a very reasonable age. Then, life was much more simple, transparent and fun.

Last Christmas, we were having a family get-together and all our extended families came around. I wanted to enter the bathroom to have my bathe when I noticed that someone was there. After further inquiry, I found out it was my cousin's 5 year old daughter. Chai! Thank God, I didn't slap her, but I would have. I pushed her, her soap, water, towel and everything outside. Do you know what she did? She started running around looking for how to cover her unclothedness. Omg! I was ashamed of this present generation. 5year old?!

I started using the bathroom very early myself.

JoeCutie:
Those are the type of girls that start f#cking and sucking D!cks at the age of 12.

You're a bad boy, Joseph.

dre11:
That's great......
That shows that their isn't any similarly with this topic because the wife says he never cheat just that the guy just ogles around their beauty and compliment them

Alright

JoeCutie:
Soon. Meanwhile, you should get a boyfriend who would help you out with both the up and down.

Help me out, how?

JoeCutie:
You be giving me hope since...

Thanks, Julie. I'm not so sure about that blog thing, but I'm thinking about it though.

Be positive about it, you'd make a very good, funny and interesting blogger. But then you'd have to be ready the hustle.

JoeCutie:
Eeyah, I understand your pain sha. But just keep faith, the Lord that did it for them will equally do it for you.

When?

JoeCutie:
That's what the Association of Baby Mamas of Nigeria (ABMN) has made it look like. Don't you want to join them? It's both lucrative and fun oh.

Will you join the Baby Papas?

dre11:
Better

But I do hope he changed after you made your concerns known to him

Yeah, he did. I thought, but I was wrong. He cheated 3 times. The first two times, I forgave him. When he did it the 3rd time, I couldn't take it anymore. We liked each other, but something wasn't just right.

JoeCutie:
I don't know if I'm supposed to use my joystick?

Whether first or last date, we are Africans - Nigerians. And Nigeria is not a nation of people who eat fufu with fork or chopsticks. Nigeria is a nation of people who eat and enjoy fufu with their bare hands, not minding the smell.

So, Yes! I'd eat it with my hand, otherwise I wouldn't order them in the first place. It is part of our culture, and culture is the people's way of life. I can't sacrifice my own way of life for another's.

You can keep a blog, can't you? You're good. Your writeups are either very funny or absolutely inspiring.

JoeCutie:
The boobies have been sentenced to death by suffocation. See as them be like Owerri Municipal Roundabout.

You're mouthed!

People with big boobs be abusing them. There is God.

JoeCutie:
This 'Baby Mamaship' is now a lucrative business among our Nigerian ladies. Open your legs, get banged. Drop one or two children, collect your money on delivery. Typical Naija hustle.

This Is Naija, the struggle is real.

"Collect your money on delivery". Na Jumia ni?

JoeCutie:
Ogle! I remember this word very well. Girls are actually deadlier and more annoying as regards this. They can like to ogle cute guys. When they are not ogling cute guys, what else? Issorai.

When girls do something, it's okay. But when guys do that same thing, it's blown out of proportion. That's how selfish they are. Double standard!

Talking from experience, Joe? I see bitterness in your point, though your point is true. You talk like someone that has been at the receiving end of this shii.

dre11:
Is that them reason he is now your ex

Nope.

simplemach:
And this is exactly what they want to change the whole country to. Thank God they will not even smell victory.

You never can tell.

Ogle. This almost caused a misunderstanding between me and my ex. He could boldly say that he likes ogling sexy girls. I know what that word means, and it's not good for a partner to keep ogling the opposite sex when they are in a relationship, as this could arouse a sexual desire. It's okay to take a glance once in a while, but to keep ogling? Not cool at all.

Sorry to ask; are you gay?

I've always said this; Religion will lead many souls to hell. Now, whatever the Pastor says is what you must do, even if it contradicts your husband's view and stands to jeopardize your marriage.

How women treat these so called Pastors is annoying.
Many of them keep opening their legs.

JoeCutie:
That's the simplest and the most honest way of describing her. A crude woman.

This woman behaves like someone from the early 5th century. It's so unfortunate she's our 'First Lady'.

Crude and Rude.