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JoeCutie:
Nairaland's sexiest!

Me, forget you? I dey mad?! I cannot forget you oh.
You went MIA for a long time and me sef...don't mind me jare. I'm a bad friend.

Your profile picture!

JoeCutie:
I don't see nothing.

JoeCutie:
Only me? My belle ooh, my head ooh.


Thanks, sexy. I really appreciate. You need to see how I'm smiling here like a fool.

JoeCutie:
It's very simple. Even the Bible (and or the holy books) rightfully pointed this out; you cannot sow cocoyam and expect to reap yam. Nemo dat quod non habet - "No one gives what he does not have". And indeed, you cannot expect in return, what you can't (don't) give. This would be tantamount to the principle of fairness.

A 'good' man deserves an equally 'good' woman. And vise versa. And if you're not 'good', you don't deserve 'good'. It's not a one way thing, where you expect to be given without giving. It's more like a 'Give And Take'. Be good and do good so that you'll be done good to. Shikena!

#MyOwnTake
#MyHumbleOpinion

JoeCutie:
What the hell are you saying? So Nigerian women ain't worth it? And Nigerian men are the ones that are worth it, huh? This is a very appalling and stale mentality that has eaten deep into the fabrics of our culture, and it's so so sickening. Like...very uncalled for and quite unbecoming of a 21st century civilized man. Tell me what the women of Nigeria do that the men do not do even more? #DoubleStandard

This very uncompromising generalization of our women is stale already. Let's talk about something else!

JoeCutie:
For that thing?



Where have you been?

JoeCutie:
Lucozade BOOST. I need it.

JoeCutie:
God will punish all of you hypocrites who always push the 'love' of money to the Igbos alone, but then do all sorts of atrocities behind, just to make money. Why not share all your monetary possessions among the Igbos? They are the only tribe that love money after all. Stupid people!

First Class Hypocrites!

JoeCutie:
You've said something silly earlier and I ignored you. Now you really want to show how daft you are? Maybe I could be of help.

Go closer to a wall mirror and take a good look at yourself. It's only a lunatic that will approach you to even 'toast' you, let alone, rape you. Are you mad?! What have you got? Nothing upstairs. Nothing downstairs. And I bet your 'basement' is equally as empty. Listen old woman, if any guy walks up to you to say just hi, pay him, cos he sacrificed a whole lot by seizing his breath for some time and talking to you. You no dey shame! See your yansh like Fela's talking drum.

Get your silly Cabin-biscuit-ass outta my mention now! Unless, of course, you want to deactivate.

Log of wood!!!

JoeCutie:
It's funny how someone who has been driving for close to 50 years would still not have been involved in any form of road accident, yet someone who took up driving today, gets messed up in a road accident and breaks legs, breaks hands, breaks waist, breaks head, breaks private parts, breaks his/her future, and in fact, dies. Whew!

That's the same way all these sex things go. I'm not an expert, but I'm not the most clueless either. And lest I forget, I was not born yesterday.

Reading all these things is like reading all of Ben Carson's motivational books. E no dey workii! Ben Carson was able to become successful, and then wrote those books because he walked those difficult paths. He made mistakes. If you had told him all of those things earlier, he wouldn't have listened. Just know that no matter how many of his books you read, it would still not work for you the way it worked for him. Your both destinies are not the same. After all said and done, wetin wan happen go still happen.

Someone, even without reading all these so called sex educational stuffs, has been banging, kpanshing, kpanching, kwanshing, casting and binding, yet, nothing dey happen. And someone, after reading 100 volumes of sex educational articles, tries it once. Just once! (even if they are standing, kneeling or even in some cases, hanging) and it enters. Ife bara aba, abago. No time.

What am I saying? You can have sex fifty times and still come out clean. And you can do it just once, and you know..."Mama/Papa bomboi" things. Sharp sharp!

What works for me, might not work for you. Do your own!

Nice points, Op. Very nice and educative points. But you see... you are probably writing from experience, but then, I've got my own experiences too. Let me act on my own experiences. Dankis.

NEROSKY:
No na!! To cheap 4 ur type

NEROSKY:
Oya bar man, give dis hot babe one crate of origin for my name!! Big up

Teeboy15:
U my type of geh... take 5

Teeboy15:
Would u gv it to ur man any and everytime he wants it n u wont get tired of his ass wen d demand gets ridiculous?

JoeCutie:
"Sex is very sweet and most of all, very essential"

I know say you go dey drink am like water. I trust you.

JoeCutie:
Too much sex? Wait, is there anything like "too much sex"? Well, I don't know about that.

All I know is this; all these people that form one stupid hatred, tiredness and or apathy towards sex, they might want to review their resolves on this matter. Too much of everything, they say, is bad; but if you have any form of apathy towards sex, you're making a very big mistake.

People should come clean for once in their fake lives. What and who are you "forming" for? I just don't know why someone who's married or who'll get married in proxima potency, would claim to hate sex. Rubbish!

JoeCutie:
I love her "every little something". Not too big, not too little. Just "little".

JoeCutie:
You know... women have many ways of saving up things. They save money in their breasts, waists, laps, hair, etc so I'm not surprised. They might actually start trying new things...Vagina. That'd be a nice place to save your money. Na to first go do BVN for there before deadline day.

BVN things...

JoeCutie:
Shock? What shock?

btw, I'm a shock absolver.

pbs4real:
chai! Vampire

JoeCutie:
Oya come lemme try it.

JoeCutie:
Number 3? Well, sometimes, what ought to be is perfectly misunderstood, and as a result, confused with what is; especially when what ought to be is used to favour a certain set of people. The issue of closing of the eyes and or kissing perfectly is a choice. You might want to deceive the Kissee by kissing them awkwardly, thereby making them think/believe you're a Virgin. What then?

I once kissed a girl with both eyes closed, and by the time my eyes were thrown open, my wallet, which was well positioned in my jean pocket, was in her hand bag. How would you explain that?

I don't kiss with my both eyes closed...unless I'm very sure that I'm very secured.

Whether or not your eyes are open, the way you make people feel during intimate moments is a thing of the mind. It comes...straight from the mind/heart.

This is unnecessarily too long. I'm so sorry, dear.

JoeCutie:
Yes, I chew gum. Once in a while.

You? Haaaaa. Looking at your mouth, I know say na you go be the champ. The Champ Is Here!