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JoeCutie:
Leave that girl, she's a learner. Behind ni, inside ko.

smallpeepee:
Happy sunday amigos,
Missing sum1 here badly, guess who?












Pix: frm left: Singlefade25, 2nd left: cocolav, on top of car: veavean1, 2nd right: juliesexy, right:Jamean

So you cut me outta the pix abi?

JoeCutie:
Hey, ThatBlueBabe.

You needed to have seen me this evening after the match. I watched that of Chelsea, Man City & Madrid simultaneously, and I couldn't have had a better day. It was something sweet. I treated myself to a plate of Cat Fish (PAK), fruit salad, jollof & chicken and then some cans of chilled ORIJIN. I didn't buy them sha, I was given.

7points! 7up!!
#TheChelseaFamily.

So you enjoyed all those things without having to give me not even a bite? I'm angry with you. You're not my friend again.

JoeCutie:
Get behind you and do what? Not as if you have a big, lovely & palatable behind. What am I going there to do? I better fall inside gutter than get behind you.

Buhahaha! Joe don finish that girl.

Before & Behind!

What a day! What a BLUE day!

Chelsea won!
Mourinho finally wins at Villa Park.
Arsenal lost!
Real Madrid r_aped without C*ndom.

Branislav Ivanovic at it again!!!
The man with the BIG azz.
The man whose azz is far bigger than mine.
The man with the most crucial goals.
The defender with a goalscoring instinct.

My Chelsea, my joy.

Hi, JoeCutie. MyBlueBoo.
Did you watch the match?
7point gap between us & Man City now. How do you feel?

Same way they've been dribbling this country ever since they took power. And now they've succeeded in postponing the General elections. Evil people.

These things are too much for just one person. I keep asking myself why God didn't give us all equal boobies. Not fair.

missterious:
He cooks jollof rice like a boss. Chai. Noodles too. I cook beans & egusi soup better sha.

Aww, I just love the two of you together. You two are a perfect match. A match made in heaven. Make sure you invite me on that D day.

Like a boss!
Maybe he's a boss. He seems nice & cool.

JoeCutie:
Wait! How do you know that I'm still a virgin?

Wow! It's either you make use of up to 20% of your brain capacity, or you're a winch. Either way, you're right. I'm a proud virgin.

#TeamVirgin.

I don't make use of up to 20% of my brain capacity, I'm not Lucy. I'm a winch.

Oh, so you're a virgin too? Wow. I've see my teammate. We're in the same team. #TeamVirgins.

JoeCutie:
Juliet, you better not wear it where I'll see you, you would regret it. E no go even hard to flatten sef.

I'd cut off your Jonny.

UGLYS:
Juliesexy, I guess you delivered on my order for a pix. Peepee has said it all about you. You mentioned a particular "HE" who likes it that way, that won't deter me. In my world if he is still thinking of MarvellousGod-zoning you, then you are much available.

Smallpeepee please step aside, I got this one.

Lmao.


Please, I belong to someone else.

krall:
do you have at all?

Nope!

missterious:
Lol. I can cook oh.... but Joe cooks better.

Thanks for your previous post. I'm still blushing.

It's okay, love. Anytime.

What & what can he cook really well?
I started with Noodles. I could cook Indomie ehn. I think I cook it more than anybody in the world.

JoeCutie:
Good. You talk like a decent lady.


If I see any girl putting on that rubbish in public, I'd jejely walk up to her and without a word, PRESS them. I'd keep pressing until they fall yakata. One rubbish turn deserves another!

So if I put on a see-through, you come and press my breasts? Dem no born you well abi? Everybody in that hall would have to excuse us, cos it's gonna be a tight cage match.

JoeCutie:
Can you twerk on that shii?

Hehehe. Joe, abeg I don't want to spoil you any further. I know you're still a virgin, so I don't want to deflower your mind for Ify.

If I catch you...

missterious:
Lol. Big head.

I like guys that cook because I can't cook.

You can't cook? Well, it's not (yet) a crime. You're a young lady, you're still growing. With time, you'd perfect your cooking skill.


Does Joe cook well?

Seun:
what made you support him initially and what made you change your mind in the end?

Jonathan sounded & acted so pathetic initially. I had pity on him. Again, I thought he was a good man intrinsically. I still do think he is a good man, but that's not enough to be a leader. To be a good leader, you have to be agile, intelligent, strong-willed; you need to be hard & ruthless when need be.
Jonathan is by far a weak administrator. He isn't fit for that post. He lets himself to be pushed around too much, forgetting that he alone takes all the blame.

Nigeria is too rough & tough for just diplomacy. Nigeria needs more of action. And Jonathan is not the man to bring that to this country. I've lost confidence in him. I think we should give Buhari a chance.

singlefade25:
Lol

So...am I going to see it?

JoeCutie:
Lalasticlala!!!

It's not only Davido, Wizkid, etc that God has opened their doors. You sef don hammer. We're now waiting for you to buy your own Range & G-Wagon with all the money you've made from your Front Page hustles. You're now a Nigerian celebrity. Sorry, I meant a Front Page celebrity.

Happy Birthday to you, bro. More Front Paged threads to your long list. I wish you joy, peace, happiness, and whatever good life has to offer. Celebrate!

Of course, this should move to FP, normal.

Chai! What a funny dude. Joe!


Happy birthday, Lalasticlala.

JoeCutie:
Where's Missterious? Bring your big azz here asap!


Oya, what do you think about guys who can cook different varieties of food, and very well too?

You know another thing I love about you? You never fear or shy away from flaunting your thing, your own - your woman. You dont fear to mention her or talk about her to people like us. It's very lovely, cool & romantic of you.

I saw your new profile picture. What a beautiful girl she is. I saw your new signature; what a lovely & romantic tribute to your girl. Me sef go love oh. I'm jealous; I wish... Lollz. Don't mind me, just kidding. I wish you two love, love & more love. You guys should get crazy & naughty sometimes.

Missterious! You're very beautiful. You're also a very lucky girl. I hope you realise how proud of you your Joe is. Take good care of him oh. You should be happy, he tries to let people like us know that he's been taken. I'm jealous oh.

Your diary is awesome, I follow it. Aside being beautiful, you're very intelligent too. Takia, love.

JoeCutie:
I guess your man is also somewhere abroad, thinking the same way as you? Lmao.

Well, since you're here thinking of having sex with him, and he's also probably thinking of having sex with you too, it does mean that you guys are already having the sex...in your mind. Even the Bible says that if you think of doing it in your mind, you've already done it. Abi my own Bible different?

Op, I swear to God, that's not what I wanted to say. I only came here to ask you ONE question:
Please, who's the guy that has taken over your guy's place? Is he a 9incher? Is he sweet? Does he do it like your man, or even better? OK, I said ONE question.

See ehn, even from your post, I've already noticed that you indulge in, and enjoy sex more than many of us here. Of course, you're a Nairalander, you've got to create your own avenue of seeking attention. So it's okay, we understand you.

You can go ahead and cheat on him all you want, nothing dey happen. After all, it's mutual. Or you no know? My guy dey there dey do his own thing while his babe dey here dey hustle her own kwa. Ideal couple. The hustle is real.

Abeg go back to the bed and continue doing your thing with your lucky (other) guy. But ensure you use protection oh, cos na there the wahala go come. Enjoy, nothing do you. Sharp Naija babe.

My thoughts exactly

JoeCutie:
You're a Chelsea fan? Awww, nwa a egbugo m ohhhh. And you dance? Chai, nwa oburu n'ibu udara, aga m aracha gi aracha.

You'll do the shoki for me someday? Yeah?

#CFCFamily

You're f#cking crazy!

Yeah, why not? Even if you want me to do the shoki for you inside your bedroom, I will. Since it's you.

singlefade25:
You won't be disappointed, don't worry......you can ask Lero15.

I don't want to ask anybody. I want to see for myself.

singlefade25:
why?

Since you're insisting on 6packs, I'll have to see what you got too. Pari pa sum.

Person no fit get 'Football age' for this country again? Haba!

I used to be an ardent supporter of Goodluck Jonathan, until I found out that he doesn't deserve my respect, my loyalty & my support one bit. He is such a joke!

Not as if I like Buhari, but as far as it's not Jonathan again, it's okay with me. Between two evils, I've decided to chose the one which I think is lesser - General Muhammadu Buhari.

#I'veDecided
#FeBuhari14th
#saiBuhari

JoeCutie:
Wait, how did that 60year old's BIG dodo manage to penetrate that 6year old's Pepsi bottle? Oh, they say it's elastic...


But this is sad.
The man's big D should be cut off & be given to the little girl, which she'd use for rituals.

Spoilt boy!

Who told you that it's elastic? Is it balloon?

beau49:
Nice pix dear...

Good day all....hope the weather isn't too hot?

Thanks, love.

singlefade25:
Awwwww....... i want see 6packs.

Lemme see your picture.

singlefade25:
What about 6packs? I love guys with 6packs. Goodmorning beauty, nice legs.

6packs? Sister, you go old oh! Okay, he's got packs sha, but I'm not sure if it's up to or even more than 6, I don't go about checking his packs, he's my bro.

Good morning, love. Thanks.

smallpeepee:
Aint no givin up on u!
In btw nice pix, me likey! Nice hot legs, small bumbum
G.Mornin.

You ain't giving up abi? Alright, we go see after you don old finish. You go old oh!

I gat a small bum, I'm not worried. He loves it that way. In fact, that's his best.

Thanks for the compliment. Good morning.

JoeCutie:
You'd come? To do what?


You haff cray finish oh.

To pray & cast out demon. Shebi you get Bible?