₦airaland Forum

asadike:
wetin she dey do with cucumber when we have lions all around

JoeCutie:
That chewing gum na "Wash And Wear".

You go buy am, unwrap am, chew till your teeth start singing the National Anthem like Tonto Dike. Then you place it at the back of your palm, or better still, wrap it back (that one na if your sense still dey work) and sleep while your teeth rest. Then when you wake up, you go continue from where you stop. Just dey chew your thing dey go; nothing do you. You fit still chew am for days sef. Na your money.

smallpeepee:
Pm me 4 further instructions

Hw u dey jawe? Bin a while

smallpeepee:
it is very small mine is bigger

JoeCutie:
See, do not be misled by the name oh. Do not judge a book by it's name. Don't try me oh, cos I go too show you.

My brother is not small.

smallpeepee:

JoeCutie:
Your head go dey vex for your babe, and your 'small brother' go dey happy dey nod head like Lizard.

JoeCutie:
Do you know the secret behind the successes of Anambra State, the Light of the Nation? That's because we are neither of the PDP nor of the APC. We are, and will continue to be of the APGA, the most peaceful and the most competent party in Nigeria.

Anambra State, obodo mara mma dika olaedo, obodo oma nke Naijiria, Anambra state ohh, ihe ala anyi.

It's not called "The Light of the Nation" (ihe ala anyi) for nothing.

Proudly Anambrarian.

JoeCutie:
Do you know the secret behind the successes of Anambra State, the Light of the Nation? That's because we are neither of the PDP nor of the APC. We are, and will continue to be of the APGA, the most peaceful and the most competent party in Nigeria.

Anambra State, obodo mara mma dika olaedo, obodo oma nke Naijiria, Anambra state ohh, ihe ala anyi.

It's not called "The Light of the Nation" (ihe ala anyi) for nothing. As in ehnnnnn... I'm so happy I'm from Anambra state.

#ProudlyAnambrarian.

Proudly Anambrarian.

kilode100:
What has he said?
Talku talku men

JoeCutie:
Nigerian ladies. Theirs is to sit at home with their gadgets (doing Nairaland) waiting for their boyfriends/husbands to do virtually everything for them including bribing God for their salvation. Yet at every given opportunity on any thread, they open their mouth and keep spewing rubbish about 'Gender Equality'.


Tell me... How do our women want to achieve that equality when they (most of them, not all though) spend their times on trivialities - phones, makeup, nails, social networks, fashion etc. They just want everything to come to them on a platter of gold. But that's not how life works...unfortunately for them. In life, you must fight to survive. If you can't fight for your survival, you have to depend on someone. And when you depend on someone, you have to be ready for whatever dance they play for you. You don't fight for equality, you earn it. Some women have earned theirs, and they are being respected today in the society. Earn yours. EARN IT.

KingTom:
You be winch ni? I post comment and that same second you don already see am, like am, share am, come comment Abeg which network you dey flex make I come join you chai

KingTom:
Nice pic, you have an athletic body

KingTom:
Thank you my dear

KingTom:
Don't thank me, thank Juliet

KingTom:
I hold una before?

JoeCutie:


Juliet!

Thanks for doing this, sweetheart. You have no idea what this means to me. I'm getting very emotional already.

KingTom:
So JoeCutie is a year older today? Hmmmmm, Oga happy birthday oh, wow two of my e guys were born today great. Happy birthday sir

*****whispers*****
When you go marry this juliesexy girl na?

JoeCutie:
D'banj is busy doing stuffs abroad with the likes of Jim Yong Kim, Dr. Dre, Amber Rose, etc, and Donjazzy and his crew are busy in the village calling him "Oga Titus", saying that he's broke.

JoeCutie:
Awww! In fact, I want someone who would give me a set of twins right now.

Ferdybaba:
Juliesexy please Smallpeepee likes you.... Abeg answer am quick

JoeCutie:
These people are sick in the head. Why would they stop that relocation? Lagos is so congested and overpopulated and needs to be decongested. Again, there's this monopoly of industrialization and development in Nigeria. Everything is in Lagos, why? All the things that bring about development: The notable seaports, airport, industries, firms and establishments of high standard... Why only Lagos?

They might think that GEJ is trying to save something for his people at the eleventh hour, so there's the need to stop him, but honestly, for Nigeria to develop, it's high time we started spreading industrialization to all the parts of the country and not just Lagos. We have to do what we have to do.

I don't know why these people think with their anus, and excrete via their head. The problem with our high placed officials is that they DO NOT think and do things for the greater good of the greatest number. That's how to achieve something good. Misplaced priorities everywhere in this damn country! Rubbish!

JoeCutie:
Lmao. This is quite typical of some girls. Always walking in two's and three's. One of my guys complained bitterly about this. It happened to him.

There was this chic my guy was lusting after. E kon be like say the babe sef na correct Warri girl. When they first met, my guy collected her number and the next day, he invited her over. She came but based on say na first day, my guy lock up. He treated this babe to a very delicious meal - Indomie & egg (that type they fry. And mind you, if this guy cooks indomie & egg for you, you must fall in love; even if not with him, with his indomie at least). The babe ate, drank cold fanta, cleaned her mouth and left. My guy no do.

On the 2nd day, she came again...alone. For my guy's mind, he go do today. My guy went into the kitchen as usual, prepared another indomie & egg and served the babe. As she chop finish, e kon reach my guy turn to chop his own na. The babe was on her period. Chei!!! Bad market. Mogbe! My guy just maintained. The babe left for that day. My guy was disappointed.

On the 3rd day, she came over again...with her friend. WTF?! The both of them ate indomie & egg. They even drank Hollandia Yoghurt sef. When e kon reach for my guy to chop from the national cake, he took the girl to the bedroom (they had been in the sitting room). But you know what? This babe had told her friend to come and knock on the door every 5 minutes. Choi! Another mogbe.
As the babe knock the 1st time, knock the 2nd time, the 3rd & the 4th time, even my guy's D!ck that had been standing heavily even before the babe arrived, got angry, lay back flat and slept off. My guy too vex, discharged them, and that brought the indomie-eating days to an end. The kain laugh wey I laugh the guy ehn, he no go ever forget.

Girls! Dem be winch.

smallpeepee:
its true dear, I rily missed u, I tried 2 get intouch wit u, but ......

Btw me likey ur profile pix, hop isn't ur trad marriage wit joe.cutie, while I was away, pls dnt break my hrt




Juliesexy 4 miss nairaland 2015

KingTom:

smallpeepee:
oh my juliesexy hv missed u so so ......

singlefade25:
hello dear