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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Mourns Eldest Sister( See Burial Photos) by Juliesexy(f): 3:55am On Feb 24, 2015

JoeCutie:
Wetin be to all Redeem Members? Abeg carry your "heartfelt condolences" to the Adeboye family jor. What's that? Did all their elder sisters die? Mtcheww.

Lmfao! Like seriously, the guy's funny. So because the pastor's elder sister died, the condolences is now suddenly to his church members? I give up. Maybe the Pastor is Jesus Christ, and his Church members are his followers. grin

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Juliesexy(f): 12:31am On Feb 23, 2015

JoeCutie:
If you know how much I love this 'food'... Yeah, it's food to me. One of the best there is: Garri + Plenty milk + Sugar + Plenty Groundnut, then soaked with cold water. It's a delicacy. Almost my very favourite.

Anybody who doesn't love is seriously missing. He/she should go and see a doctor.

Yummy.

Politics › Re: What Message Is Bola Tinubu Trying To Pass Across? (Picture) by Juliesexy(f): 12:30am On Feb 23, 2015

JoeCutie:
Tinubu was clearly gesturing to the APC faithfuls. He be like, "Aka n'onu piooooom!"

Culture › Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by Juliesexy(f): 12:28am On Feb 23, 2015

JoeCutie:
The answer is very simple: They love marrying from their tribe. Period.

Igbo girls amaka.

Very true. Anyi amaka. We are beautiful. Very beautiful. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 12:25am On Feb 23, 2015

JoeCutie:
Oh, you got a present for me?
Omg! What's that actually?

Aww, you look so beautiful at 20. You're sexy too.
Juliesexy!

Somebody is blushing seriously here. wink

Well, I got a wrist watch for you. It's not Rolex though, but it's something you'd like. Trust me. wink

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 12:22am On Feb 23, 2015

smallpeepee:
Seems we gat a lot february babies in d huz, no wonder they hv bin very ~~lomantic~~ romantic. I luv romantic babies juliesexy nd beau49 uncle luvs u both.

In btw juliesexy shares same birthday wit my Ex.

Thanks, uncle. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 12:21am On Feb 23, 2015

smallpeepee:
Uwc.

So no valentine gift 4 mi abi? Issokay

Aww, my bad. Okay, what would you want?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 10:55am On Feb 18, 2015

JoeCutie:
Omg!

I'm so so sorry, dearie. I had no idea it was your birthday. My bad. And as for not checking on you, I'm sorry too. I'm a bad friend, I know, I'm sorry.

So... Happy birthday/Valentine in arrears, dear.
How old are you now?

It's okay, I trust you. Apologies accepted.

Happy Valentine in arrears, too.
I got a Valentine present for you. wink

And I..umm..I'm 20.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 12:14am On Feb 18, 2015

Hi, JoeCutie.

14th of this month was both my birthday and Val's day, and you didn't think it wise to celebrate with me...even if it's just online? sad

Okay, I've been away for some time now, and you didn't care to ask after my whereabouts? embarassed

Oh, Joe... What have I done to you? cry

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 12:04am On Feb 18, 2015

smallpeepee:
Hapi val/birthday juliesexy, pls com online n share d cakes. WULLNP

Aww, thanks, dear. I appreciate. I was offline for some days.

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Celebrities › Re: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti: The First Woman To Drive A Car In Nigeria [Photos] by Juliesexy(f): 4:14pm On Feb 11, 2015

bola555:
almost an expert in Auto or Manual?

Manual.

I could sleep-drive an automatic car. grin

Okay, I'm just kidding. But I'm really good at handling the steering. It still surprises everybody who knows me, how well I could drive.

You drive too?

Celebrities › Re: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti: The First Woman To Drive A Car In Nigeria [Photos] by Juliesexy(f): 1:25pm On Feb 11, 2015

What a great woman she was.
I remember my dad telling me the whole story before taking me on driving lesson. Now, I've kind of perfected my skills that I'm almost an expert in driving.

Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 12:14pm On Feb 09, 2015

Herzumpther:
Lmao.

Firstly I'm not and man.

Secondly he can't use it for me, I'm not that kind and he knows me better than use it on me. Ask him I'm sure he will tell you I'm not a fan of such things.

Maybe you're one of his favorite girls? grin

Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 9:35am On Feb 09, 2015

Herzumpther:
Yepa

Joecutie why evils na? see as you finish the babe. Please go easy on her na

I nor know say you dey curse like this o.

Hmm, you don't know this guy. My dear, he get bad mouth oh. He get everything. But what I like about him is that he shows it only sparingly. He uses his bad mouth only if & when need be. Don't let him use it on you oh. But he's a gentleman.

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Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 9:22am On Feb 09, 2015

JoeCutie:
I be like agbero for your eye?

I don't have even one pack, I no be agbero. It's only agberos that own & maintain packs.

Abeg goan get those packs oh. Even if it's just one pack... grin

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Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 9:18am On Feb 09, 2015

JoeCutie:
Lmfao!

I no dey curse oh, I dey open yansh. She wan make I open her tiny flat yansh small.

No worry, I don leave am since. She no reach.

You sef ehn, you too like big yansh. undecided

So we wey no get am buggies, wetin we go come do na? Make we go commit suicide ni? undecided

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Juliesexy(f): 9:09am On Feb 09, 2015

Hi, JoeCutie.

Hope you had a good night rest. Thank God.
Something happened this morning. I woke up to a number of pm's, of which one was from one Joe...something. Immediately I saw the 'Joe', I thought it was you, but I was disappointed. embarassed

I joined this forum not up to a month ago, but I've been sent not less than 50 pm's from different monikers, but to my utmost surprise, NONE has come from you. Up to 98% of the pm's I've been sent have come from random guys who I've never had a chat with, not even a 'hi'. Yet the guy I chat with every now & then... You know, people won't believe that we don't have each other's contacts. Not even a bbm pin. Lmao. grin

Your babe was saying the other day that you cook like a boss. I told her that you're, maybe, a boss. I've no further proof; you're a boss. You dont have to be as influential as Martin Luther King Jr; or as rich as Dangote, or as cute as whoever is the cutest, to be a boss. There are little things that matter. And you get many of them right.

You might be wondering why I'm pouring this tribute to you. Yes. Something happened on this forum yesterday, and I needed just that to decipher who is who on here. Ever wondered why I follow just you? You're a boss. Joe the boss! cheesy

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Juliesexy(f): 8:34am On Feb 09, 2015

missterious:
Tanchu.

Ok, it means I'm rich inside but not outside.

How rich do you think you're inside? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Exposed: Nneka123's Real Identity by Juliesexy(f): 11:01pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
I've seen a good number of people with so many e-mail addresses. I equally know that people have more than one Facebook, Twitter, 2go, Instagram etc accounts. Why is everything about Nairaland so so so and annoyingly so different? Why? Cos it's owned by a Nigerian? We can like to show ourselves ehn...

I just think we should let people live their (online) lives. After all, this is just an online thing. We all have our personalities on here, or don't we again?

The earlier we learn to discover our businesses and face them, the better for us.

You've said it all, the case is finished.

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Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by Juliesexy(f): 10:59pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
Get behind me, Juliet.

BAD GIRL!

See your flat behind... tongue

Good Boy.

Romance › Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by Juliesexy(f): 10:58pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
You're the one that's tryna spoil me, you know...

I'm unfollowing you in a bit.

Unfollow me? Try it na. I'd just beat you black & blue. tongue

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Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by Juliesexy(f): 10:55pm On Feb 08, 2015

prettythicksme:
corrected!

Sorry?

Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by Juliesexy(f): 6:04pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
YES! But I only stare at the holy & innocent ones. They add to my life of holiness & innocence.

Holy & Innocent ones like me abi? This guy, you're head dey there. grin

Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 6:01pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
Does that make any difference?

The very last thing I want is your love/likeness.
Fucck off!!! Mtcheww.

Just forget that girl, Joe. Please? embarassed

Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by Juliesexy(f): 5:58pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
Does that make any difference?

The very last thing I want is your love/likeness.
Fucck off!!! Mtcheww.

Just forget that girl, Joe. Please. embarassed

Romance › Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by Juliesexy(f): 5:55pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
What?

On a Sunday, Joe?!

You're a bad boy! I've warned you, don't spoil that girl oh. Spoil yourself alone. grin

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Juliesexy(f): 5:53pm On Feb 08, 2015

missterious:
Yeah

He's cute & you're beautiful.

Meanwhile, what does your signature imply?

Romance › Re: Strange Things That Turn You On! by Juliesexy(f): 1:35pm On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
• The sight of her sexy, hot & palatable body bared.

• The sight of her expensive-looking sexy azz in my boxers. There's this particular boxer...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 1:33pm On Feb 08, 2015

smallpeepee:
Nah, didn't cut u out, check well, u r d one wit d small bumbum na

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Juliesexy(f): 1:33pm On Feb 08, 2015

singlefade25:
Babe, happy sunday.

Same to you, sweet. What church do you attend?

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Juliesexy(f): 9:53am On Feb 08, 2015

Hey, Missterious. Is that you & JoeCutie on your profile?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 7th February 2015 by Juliesexy(f): 9:48am On Feb 08, 2015

JoeCutie:
Awww, oya sorry na. I'm going to make it up to you. So tell me, what do you want?

What I want? Are you sure? grin

If I tell you what I want, you sure you're gonna do that? grin

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