Raylight2:
$50m no be beans for this country o.

True sha

calebify1:

I will burn everything burnable oo. lol

Raylight2:
I'll burn the certificate and burn the ash

Nawao. Bro you are not smiling o

hpk:
HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU THE ASHES??

Via bbm

druxy:
I'll burn it with anything that has to do with education

Ah! Easy o bro

TrapQueen77:



Who cares of the school certificates?

Look, those self-made billionaires are mostly drop outs

Abi? The likes of Bill Gates, Dangote, Steve Jobs, etc

JoeCutie:
Eh? $50m?

I'd burn my certificate...
Burn the teachers...
Burn all the fake friends I had in school...
Burn the school...
Burn all the schools near my school...
Burn all the politicians in Nigeria...
Then burn the ministry of education.

Fvck certificate! In Nigeria, and legally, it'd never get you anywhere close to fifteen billion Naira in your lifetime. Who certificate epp? Abegi!

Cutie! Lmao. This guy will not kill me oo

With the current economic situation of the country, would you burn your certificate (or drop out of school if you're still in school) for $50m (fifty million dollars)?

Given the current dollar/Naira rate, when converted into Naira, it'd fetch you something in the region of #15b (fifteen billion Naira). So, would you burn your certificate for NGN15b?

Lalasticlala, dominique, Fynestboi, Mynd44...

Be honest with your answers, please.

Just when poverty is raping plenty Nigerians, some others are raping poverty.

This life is not straight at all.

JoeCutie:
What I do!

You're too much!

JoeCutie:
See? That's what you get when you leave everything until after wedding/marriage. Only the excitement sef go kill you even before the main tournament.

You should be tapping it small small while you wait for the big occasion. Just little by little. Na so life be: poco a poco.

WARNING: Let nobody quote me with that "So you're supporting premarital sex" line...

This guy sha!

JoeCutie:
"...and they were fucking under her Holy mother Mary frame..."

Ndi njo!

Ndi njo? You nko? You don't fvck your own?

Joecutie come and see something!

JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321.

You are all shades of fun!

JoeCutie:
So Condom dey blow like blomblom?

Wait, make I open my eye well...
You sure say na Condom be that?

Lmao @blomblom

Joe, you are a mad man.

JoeCutie:
At your convenience, go to Google and type 'BOSKA', then go to the images...

Thank me later!

Meanwhile, whatever you see:::::::

Where the fvck are you!!! I'm going to kill you!

JoeCutie:
See what I'm saying...

The desperation and immaturity associated with this contest is so huge that it does not deserve any further recommendations. Can this whole NL pageantry be put to a stop? After this one? I've read and seen where aggrieved parties/individuals show their frustrations if and when they lose out on any elections, but never have I seen anything this degrading.

Is it by beauty...
Brains...
Popularity...
Tenacity...
How would someone suggest that Lanicky does not deserve to win, let alone, call her ugly? What's the basis for this contest, if that's the case? What's the most basic criterion for qualifying or deserving to be Miss NL, if I may ask?

I purposely disassociated myself from this contest and it's controversies, and seeing all that's been going on, I'd do it again, again and again. I've known Lan for some time now, and she's not even someone that likes trouble. And the last time I checked, anything election is mostly based on popularity, every other criterion comes after. And she's popular...and pretty too.

Congratulations to the winner. To the losers, go and rest, it's over. Move on. That's what life would want you to do: move on. And stop being unnecessarily silly and dump. If you had won, I'm sure it'd have been okay, no?

But can we not have this contest again next year, or ever, please? You don't get to see these things on Facebook, Twitter, IG, etc, but on Nairaland. Why? Because we still see and take this forum as a 'Nigerian thing', and in Nigeria, they like pageantry so much. They almost cannot do without it. That's why everywhere you go in Nigeria, you see Miss this, Miss that. It's now a certified hustle. We can put a stop to this. At least, we can still control this one, can't we?

God bless us all.

Exactly my thoughts

JoeCutie:
"Shebi the other time, as you give me, e no hard you..." Who's this beast of a lecturer!

The girl though...
You're coming into his office (very often, as deduced from their conversation), begging for marks and even letting him touch, suck and fvck you. Later you'd blame everything on him. On men. "Men will always be men". Rubbish! The truth is, women are the reason men are whatever they (women) say they (men) are. The man even asked you to go and lock the door, you stood your silly ass up, went to the door and locked it very well. What do you expect next? The man even has some character/worth left because another man could have forced/raped her. What would she say? How would she defend herself? The society would ask her the very first question they throw at such 'victims'..."what were you doing in his office/room in the first place?" Both the man and the girl are so silly and useless. The things people do to "graduate well". To what end?

Our academic system? Zero! You'd see a school graduating 50 first class students, but of all of them, maybe just 5 would truly merit the grade. A desperate society! Nigeria is a joke, nothing really is the way they seem. Nonsense!

This is the post of the month and it is absolutely spot on.

SuperSupremo:
Epic!!!


When I come to Nigeria I must dash you 1k for being truthful

JoeCutie:
Hi, ladies,

Why do (most of) you think/say/form that guys love/want/need sex more than you do?

Many a time, ladies just deceive themselves. It's very clear that ladies enjoy the pleasure from sex more than guys. The evidence is very clear. Guys try their best to see that they satisfy their ladies in bed, and ladies are the ones being satisfied. So what are we saying again? It's just that guys show their urges more than ladies. Ladies can hide it but inside, they are dying of sexual urge, but guys can hardly hide theirs. Personally, I like and enjoy sex. Any lady that says otherwise, it's her business. And I don't care what anybody thinks about me liking and enjoying sex. It's high time we stood for what we like and believe in.

Joecutie is +1 today. Wow!!!

Some people, even from afar, are just so fun. You're very fun, Joe. Very simple, honest and real. I hope your day is as special in every way as you are. Happy birthday, cute Joe. Chop kiss.

JoeCutie:
Yet they are giving us more reasons to lead a boring life...

Get a life and stop fighting sex. It did nothing to contribute to whatever situation you may be in. Sex did nothing to you, stop fighting it. Shut up and mind your business if you've nothing better to say.

FYI, sex is one of the best things to have happened to the human race. Everyday you see 'reasons not to have sex'. You think/talk about sex too much, and it can only mean one thing... Please, get a life, hypocrites!

Mtcheww.

Don't mind them. Hypocrites!

JoeCutie:
Awww, my lady, you're the best jhoor. Unfortunately, I don't have a clear choice now, but not to worry, very soon I'll relay it to you (and your team) and we'll be out in full force.

Hope you're good, by the way?

Okay, anything you say. I'll be waiting then. And you're the best too.

SyndicatesMedia:


Julie u won't support synzu abi?

Who is synzu?

JoeCutie, who are you supporting? Let me who if I'll follow you jawe.

JoeCutie:
I've always been a good boy and you know it.

And I don't have a girlfriend jhoor. Unless you wanna be my girlfriend?

Are you asking me out?

JoeCutie:
Oh, I'm forgiven? Thank you jare. And I missed you too.

You look so beautiful, your beauty can wake the dead.

See your cute pose like one better boy. Bad boy like you.

Your girlfriend is really enjoying oh.