They all look messy.

Viking007:
You didn't arrange Your scam very well. No account number?

Savage

GrandFinale2017:
matthew 11 vs 15 - not that Which goes into the mouth defiles a man but that which comes out of the mouth defiles a man .
By this statement. The Lord Jesus even Christ declared all foods clean,
@MrPresident1 take note.

Mattew 11 vs 15 ? Oga check am well abeg

NCAN over to you.

All these keypad warriors above me, I salute your stupidity..

If loving, sucking and pampering boobs is main criteria to make heaven, my mansion will be ready in heaven.

I don't rate most Pentecostal churches today because all they do is preach riches and blessings. You hardly hear them preach SALVATION. Christianity is nothing without salvation but most pastors just want members, and money so they focus on wealth. They all want to own mansions and private jets. They don't care about the spiritual growth of their members. I see pastors going on convoy, bullet proof cars. If you can't trust God enough to protect you, what are you teaching us?
Most miracles Jesus performed was on his way, how would you help people if they don't have access to you? Some churches, you'll have to get a card before seeing the pastor. Sometimes months you won't have access to them. Some believe in their pastors not what is in the bible. You'll hear them say " daddy G.O says" . Please what did "The Bible say" ? The only bible most people read is their pastor's sermon. Brothers and sisters, how can you defend your faith that way? Pastors will tell you to believe in God to heal you but they'll travel abroad for checkup. You can't deceive me. How many of these pastors relate with their poor church members? Most of you go to church to showcase your dancing skills. Each praise session, you drop offering. Why do you think the G.O doesn't complain? The longer the dancing, the more money you put into the box. He gets richer. In your mind "G.O na sabi boy" At the end of service, what did you gain? You wake up every week, get ready to go to church, not thinking of one thing to learn about God. "Omo make I go dab" devil dey dab with you. Pastor will just be looking at you while dabbing , e go dey see mobile money. Some of you don't ask your pastors questions. You're too scared

There are a lot better teams than stoke in Europa league. If you have plans to win it , this is a terrible start.

We told you welbeck was garbage. You guys were celebrating his FA cup Tap in . Lmfaooo everybody is now angry

cover25:
Sure games available and ready with me kindly view the image below for more information about our games call or Whatsapp me on the number showing no free games serious minded people only

Is there anything called sure game? Keep deceiving yourself... Someone should please help me with that picture of "You think you're doing me, you're doing yourself.

We have rebranded.. we don't want to be beating you guys 1:0 again.. it's 4 4 0 bro. That's wassup fam!

As soon a Zinedine Fellaini came on we scored 3 goals in 4 minutes. Game changer

irenosen22:

Dnt mind dem.they will hv alot of tins 2 remember wey man united is done with dem 2day

Swansea are looking at the time begging for ref to stop Make una no vex we need this goal difference

The key that Deadwood brought from SCAMford bridge seems to be working. Pogba is ON FIRE Freed him like Mandela

Swansea fans no dey forget something. Small penalty last season wey Rashford dive collect

slim147:
Anyone knows what the boo on rashford is ?

For diving for that penalty at Old trafford last season.

IgbotiicGirL:



THEIR IS NOTING LIKE VIRGIN IN AFONJA LAND


if i lie u ask Ooni of ife

Your brain isn't credible to make sense.

When Dammy Krane was accused of credit card theft in the US, it went viral. He's been found not guilty in the court, this must go viral too.

odinga1of:

Men this guy is serious, not TERRY G and CO's

Lol .... Terry G the man with free madness and Kcee the man with Limpopo...

odinga1of:

Men this guy is serious, not TERRY G and CO's

Lol .... Terry G the with free madness and Kcee the man with Limpopo...

bbbabes:
Femi has no excuse anymore... Where is he self

Issit my own Femi? Anyway I'm here...

Almost shed tears while reading this..... don't even know what to say tbvh.

emefav:
So these Lagos phone thieves who didn't know that their recent victim was one step ahead of them, have been nabbed with technology.

Instagram user, Lordesszzetta, who shared photos of the thieves, revealed that the suspects who took photos with the stolen phone didn't know her phone and photos were backed up on gmail. Here's what she wrote;

"PLEASE READ: Hi everyone. My phone was stolen yesterday 12/08/2017 somewhere around my area at Amuwo Odofin. The guys who stole it turned off the phone after a while, would switch it on at times, answer my friends' calls but would stay mute. However, as fate would have it, they were stupid enough to snap with the phone and the picture was backed up on my gmail without them knowing.
Fast forward to today 13/08/2017, I got a new phone and logged into my Google account to back up my saved info/ pictures and Lo and behold, their picture was restored along with mine!
So this is the picture of the thieves who stole my phone. Please do share until they are caught. Thanks.
ZZETTA."

http://www.lailasblog.com/heres-lagos-phone-thieves-nabbed-technology/

Can you please define nab?

That thing in between the man's legs is called elephantiasis of the scrotum. I suspect he slept with someone's wife and the oracle invoked that thing on him.

innosaint27:


That dwarf deserves a chilled bottled of fermented kunu!
He was so prolific in his foolishness.
Such a pervert can even rape himself.
He is surely a maniac.
konji is a bastard!!!

I am very sure the old cargo he was sniffing from behind didn't feel anything, That kind he-goat na micro-preek God dey bless them with. Else, they would wreck untold havoc.
Nonsense!

Lwkm... This guy got no chill

Philinho:
remember they loss to Arsenal n Liverpool early last season n still win d league

Also remember that the last time won league, they almost relegated.

Handsomebeing:
Chelsea. They sure will pick up I think and will do better than arsenal

With those players that you need to google their names abi? No problem, time will definitely tell.

NB: I'm not an Arsenal fan neither Chelsea.

jonbellion:
Wow RIP sir
Aaron Ramsey don strike again oo

Arsenal fans control this your guy na
Whenever he scores celebrity lives are in danger

I'm not an Arsenal fan but can't Ramsey score goal in peace? Secondly, the man has died before the match was played.

TheHistorian:
Lacazette scored on his Premier League debut.

I doubt Morata replicating that feat.



Till Then..... MANCESTER UNITED,MY PRIDE.

Unlikely we will see Morata today. Unless he will come on as a wingback. Now wouldn't that be funny

Lol 3-0 Chelsea are drinking goals like big stout

At this rate Caballero may have to play as CB. Luckily they have Zouma to cover for Cahill. Oh wait nvm. Loaned

The L in Chelsea stands for LMAO. ��