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RomanceRe: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by JumpingChicken(m): 1:08am On Nov 18, 2015
RealBitch:
fortune, is this you?
Nope!
PoliticsRe: Women Stage Protest Against Oshiomhole In Benin (Photos) by JumpingChicken(m): 3:12pm On Nov 17, 2015
ojeota:
Ewooo! Old women on red! Osho baba is in trouble.
"In Red"
EducationRe: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by JumpingChicken(m): 3:06pm On Nov 17, 2015
kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, I am a graduate but I am yet to be mobilized for service. In order not to be idle, I took up a teaching job in one of the private secondary schools in my area.

There is a girl in my class who has being acting somehow since my first day in the school. I found out that she always gives me lustful facial expression in the class. Sometimes, she will come to my office and asked me to teach her some topics in physics which i will explain to her. This continued until last week when i received a call from her ( i don't know how she got my number) and told me she is in love with me. I was shocked because i didn't expect to hear that from her. I told her from that point that it can never be possible but since then, she has being disturbing me with calls and messages. Should i report her to the management or quit the job?
Don't report her it will be too embarrassing for her, she will be mocked by teacchers and her peers. Just keep turning her down till you are called for service. You could even threaten to report her to the school authorities if she don't stop bothering you, but do not report her.
RomanceRe: Meet 15year Old Sade "Youngest Most Endowed Nigerian". by JumpingChicken(m): 9:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
full of sh1t
RomanceRe: Chai...wetn Dis Guy Dey Look by JumpingChicken(m): 12:56pm On Nov 16, 2015
The guy na Arsene Wenger ( Viewer ).
RomanceRe: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by JumpingChicken(m): 12:54pm On Nov 16, 2015
mrlaw93:
We use to live in the same neighborhood. She is a very decent lady, a good wife material. I love her so much and it took 4yrs for her to finally say yes. Four good yrs for her to accept to have a relationship with me. Now the relationship is about to crash in less than a year. Let me go in details...

During the 1st month of our relationship. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. It was full of love and i knew it will be a disaster to loose her. Our love life started during one of her long school holiday. She told me her last relationship was with a guy in her school, how they broke up due to irreconcilable differences. After few weeks of her resumption back to school i started seeing photo mixed by the guy on facebook tagged to her. Whenever i call regarding this issue she always say the guy does that just to gain her attention.

Weeks later, the photo mix grew into real photoshoot involving the both. She no longer call as she used to. She even ignore most of my calls. I started having this feeling that i have lost her but i still played along. She is again on holiday, we have met to discuss this issue. She told me she is now dating the guy due to his aunt's intervention. She said her feelings for me only come when am around her..

I dont know what to do.. I feel she as just used me to pass time. I feel cheated yet i dont wanna loose her. Pls nairalanders i need your advice. What should i do?

Lalasticlala, abeg reason my matter.
Bros I don reason ur matter finnish. And guy...


That babe no like you at all. As you talk say she use you pass time you are very correct. Abeg try bone am.

Why you go use 4yrs runs babe ? That one suppose tell you say she no send you na.

And I know say you show her too much love so she come see you like small boy wen no get level.

Babes no dey send guys wen dey show them too much love.


Guy bone that chick she no send you abeg.
RomanceRe: Please Advice Me by JumpingChicken(m): 12:26pm On Nov 16, 2015
The fact that ur current boyfriend is making plans for you and him doesn't mean you two will end up together. And your other man friend might have found another lady with similar age with himself and maybe already settling down with her. So tell your man friend you are breaking up with him and see how hard he tries to keep you. If he doesn't try hard enough to your satisfaction or says its okay for you two to break up then go ahead and date your course mate. But be aware that he may also end up dumping you or you two can end up getting married but whatever the outcome never regret ur action. But just make sure you break up with your man friend before moving on. If thtas what you want.
RomanceRe: Would You Blame The Man After Much Waiting? by JumpingChicken(m): 11:33am On Nov 16, 2015
presh247:
Sad Story....

A guy dated a girl for 3years without sex, even after their traditional marriage the girl did not still allow the guy to touch her.

So the wedding day was fixed and the day before the wedding was the bachelors eve so all his friends were with their girl friends and they were having fun, so he was very Hot but his fiancee turned him down again and begged him to wait a little longer so he agreed.

When the D-DAY finally came and the guy was waiting patiently for the wedding to be over. At 6pm the latest couple was at home relaxing so the guy ask his wife to come to the bathroom with him but she said she is shy and can't bath with him so the guy agreed. She went to take her bath first and after her bath she went to bed while her husband also went to take his bath.

When he finished bathing he came out naked to meet his wife who was already asleep so he went to the bed and kissed her then she woke up and was panting. When she saw her husband who was already romancing her, she started crying begging him to wait till nightfall but he was too Hot so he managed to control himself. She asked him to wait let her get sum rest that when she wakes up he will do what ever he desires.

Around 9pm armed robbers attacked them, they were 5 in number and the five of them took turn in raping his wife. The first guy broke her virginity. He couldn't bear it, he cried as he watched those heartless men force themselves in his wife. They left her unconscious.

She was rushed to the hospital and when she regained her consciousness her husband sent her packing.

Did the guy do the right thing by sending her packing?

If you were this guy, what will you do?

Ladies, is the guy heartless?
She planned the robbery. She was never a virgin. I will do the same.
RomanceRe: Big/fat Girls Need Love Too by JumpingChicken(m): 11:27am On Nov 16, 2015
Fat girls are too cumbasome in bed...




I once fvcked a fat girl and I had muscle pains for days like I went to the gym for 2days.
CrimeRe: Fake Nigerian Doctor Arrested In South Africa by JumpingChicken(m): 10:54am On Nov 16, 2015
Lol
FamilyRe: Court Dissolves 18-year-old Marriage Over Incest by JumpingChicken(m): 10:49am On Nov 16, 2015
StPete:
Eew...if dis was a man, ladies would hav shouted 'castrate him'. Now that a woman is guilty, guys wat do u propose?
De-pusssy her.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help A Brother by JumpingChicken(m): 9:57pm On Nov 13, 2015
You don't have a job and you are fvcking without condom abi? And ur girl friend could not take measures to avoid pregnancy! And now your are begging.



I pity a child born into such home... Anyways I hope you get the help you need.
CrimeRe: Lawrence Anini: Life And Death Of Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber (photos) by JumpingChicken(op): 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2015
vicoloni:
So is on Nairaland with JUMPINGCHICKEN as her moniker....noted!
You better wake up from wake up from ur sleep.
RomanceRe: We Are Engaged, But Im Having Doubts, Pls I Need Your Advice by JumpingChicken(m): 7:17pm On Nov 12, 2015
Cruisenaani:
Mr man, u r a big shame 2 d generation of responsible guys. Imagine, u just make dis babe dey insult boboz. If u no marry d@ gurl ehn, d kind thunder weh go fire u & d new gurl weh dey deceive u dey pre-season 4 russia. Idii...ooottt!
Bros wetin I do?
RomanceRe: Can This Be Really by JumpingChicken(m): 11:22pm On Nov 11, 2015
lagmostkuit:
That's me! grin
So if there's love portion in the food, you and ur boyfriend will start falling in love with the babe abi?
RomanceRe: How Do I Make My Manhood Bigger, Fatter And Long Lasting To Save My Marriage? by JumpingChicken(m): 11:18pm On Nov 11, 2015
Employ me...





Or show her my signature if she is a Nairalander.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentle Men. What Will U Do? by JumpingChicken(m): 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2015
Baddo101:
For the Ladies

You caught your guy having Sxx with another Lady.

and for the Man

You Caught your Lady having Sxx with another Man

How will u handle both situation.


For me its gonna be "An eye for an Eye thinggy" grin

Just Joking...

Mature comments please..
Cc. Lalasticlala,
I will walk away as long as she is not being raped... But...












May Ogun and Thunder and Sango combined Fire her if she comes begging.
RomanceRe: We Are Engaged, But Im Having Doubts, Pls I Need Your Advice by JumpingChicken(m): 11:10pm On Nov 11, 2015
fammo:
Hello nairalanders, is it not funny and somewhat annoying how we can give good relationship advices to other people and we seem to be confused when faced with our own issues. Well I'm in that situation now and I need you help. I am currently engaged to this lady and we have even done an introduction, we've been through the various phases of relationship together, the happy days, sad days, break up periods, make up times etc. I love her, but I'm having doubts as to whether I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
We are age mates but she looks older than I am already even before having kids. She has had to change her religion just to make the relationship work and I think I'm going throug h with these relationship out of pity for her sacrifices, I fear this pity would one day wear out and i'll start resenting her and myself. Should I be worried about these feelings or is it just the normal cold feets guys get before finally saying the "I Do". Pls help me out guys.
Will really appreciate if this can make front page, this is my first ever NL post.
Thanks!
After fvcking her in and out, up and down you are begining to look for a stupid excuse abi? I see why its best to treat guys ur type like shit, becos that's the only way you hold your ladies in high regards. Now you will start getting advice here that " you should not marry out of pity" from people who know nothing about ur relationship.




You are a fool.
RomanceRe: Still On Marriage And Genotypes AA/AS/ Ss...why?pls Advice by JumpingChicken(m): 11:04pm On Nov 11, 2015
Heazy2015:
My friend has been dating his girl for almost 24
months. A powerfully romantic relation. Sharing and
caring. And as soon as they start thinking of
concluding and legalising the entire arrangement,
here comes the question: What is your blood
genotype? Both were AS!
Because of the love they had shared and the
promising happy future they had dreamed of
together, they wouldnt want this to stop them. They
were in love and nothing would stop this, not even
possible childlessness. But the families won't just
agree. Especially the girl's family.
"You can't marry our daughter if you are both AS!"
Devastated, the guy was helpless. What should he
do next? He's about losing the love of his life. Any
way out?
He should create a Nairaland account and post his problems himself and stop all this fake story on " my friend needs advice".
RomanceRe: War Among Kardashians Askourteny's Husband Fuc**ked Kylie Nd Khloe @ D Same Time by JumpingChicken(m): 11:01pm On Nov 11, 2015
Looking for publicity.
RomanceRe: Should I Give A Male Coworker My Address? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My male coworker asked for my address so he can come talk to me. Is it a good idea to give him my address, what do you think?[/color]
No. Meet him at an eatery.
RomanceRe: I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That by JumpingChicken(m): 10:57pm On Nov 11, 2015
If she is sick to the extent that she can't wash her pants, her family members would already be in my house so her mother or sister would do it... If she is in the hospital about to put to bed her family will be there or the nurses could do it.

But for me to wash her pants!!!







Which kind rough play be that one na?
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Always Tell A Married Woman This? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:51pm On Nov 11, 2015
Cholls:
My brother there is absolutely nothing you can do except you pray to God to help keep your farm from invasion.
Guy just shut up... I guess if you house is on fire you will pray to God.
RomanceRe: Is It Ok To Always Tell A Married Woman This? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:41pm On Nov 11, 2015
comradee1248:
A friend complained that he saw in his wife's phone a chart with a man that is always praising her that she's beautiful, she's killing him, she's fine, he adore her, he admires her.. And also constantly checking on her, as in how she is, where she is etc My friend was angry over that and he told me he'll take a serious action over it, he also asked for my advice honestly I don't know what to tell him....

Pls Nairalanders what do you think about this


CC:-Lalasticlala
That's flirt technique 101.
That guy is trying to get under her pants. Your friend should ask her who he is and how they got to know each other and also tell her the guys is try to seduce her. His wife is always gonna say " hey honey don't you trust me"?. But its good he talks to her about it and leave her to be matured enough to deal with the situation. But most likely the guy would get his way becos the lady in question should have stopped all that flatters by now. So your friends is right to be bothered.

Trust me bro, am a born flirt.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Two Gays Were Paraded Naked In Benin City by JumpingChicken(m): 10:16pm On Nov 11, 2015
Jungle fvcking justice.
CrimeRe: Lawrence Anini: Life And Death Of Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber (photos) by JumpingChicken(op): 9:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
Theyveedo:
F
"F" what?
CrimeRe: Lawrence Anini: Life And Death Of Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber (photos) by JumpingChicken(op): 9:37pm On Nov 11, 2015
Benin the heart beat.
CrimeLawrence Anini: Life And Death Of Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber (photos) by JumpingChicken(op): 9:33pm On Nov 11, 2015
Read the story of Nigeria’s most notorious armed robber in the 80s who was dreaded by the police as he killed and robbed massively at will thereby becoming a national threat.

[img]http://i2.wp.com/www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2015/nov/06/Anini.JPG?zoom=1.5&resize=407%2C575[/img]Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini on his hospital bed after arrest

Lawrence Nomanyagbon Anini, was one of Nigeria’s most notorious armed robbers who held sway in the old Bendel State (Now Edo and Delta States).

His reign in the 80s was so bloody that he was even discussed at the State Security Council meeting. Anini was born in 1960, and was executed on March 29, 1987, following his conviction by a Benin High Court for armed robbery.

Anini was born in a village about 20 miles from Benin City in present day Edo State. Anini, dreadfully called ‘The Law’ or ‘Ovbigbo,’ migrated to Benin at an early age, learned to drive and became a skilled taxi driver.

He became known in Benin motor parks as a man who could control the varied competing interests among motor park touts and operators. He later delved into the criminal business in the city and soon became a driver and transporter for gangs, criminal godfathers and thieves.

Later on, he decided to create his own gang which include, Monday Osunbor, Ofege, and others, and they started out as car hijackers, bus robbers and bank thieves. Gradually, he extended his criminal acts to other towns and cities far north and east of Benin.
The complicity of the police is believed to have triggered Anini’s reign of terror in 1986. In early 1986, two members of his gang were tried and prosecuted against an earlier under-the-table ‘agreement’ with the police to destroy evidence against the gang members.

The incident, and Anini’s view of police betrayal, is believed to have spurred retaliatory actions by Anini. In August, 1986, a fatal bank robbery linked to Anini was reported in which a police officer and others were killed. That same month, two officers on duty were shot at a barricade while trying to stop Anini’s car. During a span of three months, he was known to have killed nine police officers.

In an operation in August of 1986, the Anini team struck at First Bank, Sabongida-Ora, where they carted away N2, 000. But although the amount stolen was seen as chicken feed, they left the scene with a trail of blood. Many persons were killed.

On September 6, same year, the Anini gang snatched a Peugeot 504 car from Albert Otoe, the driver of an Assistant Inspector General of Police, Christopher Omeben. In snatching the car, they killed the driver and went to hide his corpse somewhere.

It was not until three months later that the skeleton of the driver was spotted 16 kilometers away from Benin, along the Benin-Agbor highway. A day after this attack, Anini, operating in a Passat car believed to have been stolen, also effected the snatching of another Peugeot 504 car near the former FEDECO office, in Benin.
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Two days after, the Anini men killed two policemen in Orhiowon Local Government Area of the state. Still in that month, three different robbery attacks, all pointing to Anini’s involvement, took place.
A day after the operation, Anini, The Law, turned to a ‘Father Christmas’ as he strew wads of naira notes on the ground for free pick by market men and women at a village near Benin.
Anini thus spear-headed a four-month reign of terror between August and December 1986. Anini also reportedly wrote numerous letters to media houses using political tones of Robin Hood-like words, to describe his criminal acts.

My friend, where is Anini?

Worried by the seeming elusiveness of Anini and his gang members, the then military President, General Ibrahim Babangida, ordered a massive manhunt for the kingpin and his fellow robbers. The police thus went after them, combing every part of Bendel State where they were reportedly operating and living. The whole nation was gripped with fear of the robbers and their daredevil exploits.

However, police manhunt failed to stop their activities; the more they were hunted, the more intensified their activities became. Some of the locals in the area even began to tell stories of their invincibility and for a while, it felt like they were never going to be caught. However, at the conclusion of a meeting of the Armed Forces Ruling Council in October 1986, General Babangida turned to the Inspector-General of Police, Etim Inyang, and asked, ‘My friend, where is Anini?’

At about this time, Nigerian newspapers and journals were also publishing various reports and editorials on the ‘Anini Challenge’, the ‘Anini Saga’, the ‘Anini Factor’, ‘Lawrence Anini – the Man, the Myth’, ‘Anini, Jack the Ripper’, and ‘Lawrence Anini: A Robin Hood in Bendel’. The Guardian asked, emphatically, in one of its reports: ‘Will they ever find Anini, “The Law”?’.

His arrest

Finally, it took the courage of Superintendent of Police, Kayode Uanreroro, to bring the Anini reign of terror to an end. On December 3, 1986, Uanreroro caught Anini at No 26, Oyemwosa Street, opposite Iguodala Primary School, Benin City, in company with six women.

Acting on a tip-off from the locals, the policeman went straight to the house where Anini was hiding and apprehended him with very little resistance. Uanreroro led a crack 10-man team to the house, knocked on the door of the room, and Anini himself, clad in underpants, opened the door. “Where is Anini,” the police officer quickly enquired.

Dazed as he was caught off guard and having no escape route, Anini all the same tried to be smart. “Oh, Anini is under the bed in the inner room”. As he said it, he made some moves to walk past Uanreroro and his team.
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In the process, he shoved and head-butted the police officer but it was an exercise in futility. Uanreroro promptly reached for his gun, stepped hard on Anini’s right toes and shot at his left ankle. Anini surged forward but the policemen took hold of him and put him in a sitting position.
They then pumped more bullets into his shot leg and almost severed the ankle from his entire leg. Already, anguished by the excruciating pains, the policemen asked him, “Are you Anini?” And he replied, “My brother, I won’t deceive you; I won’t tell you lie, I’m Anini.”

While in the police net, Anini who had poor command of English and could only communicate in pidgin, made a whole lot of revelations.
He disclosed, for instance that Osunbor, who had been arrested earlier, was his deputy, saying that Osunbor actually shot and wounded the former police boss of the state, Akagbosu.

Anini was shot in the leg, transferred to a military hospital, and had one of his legs amputated. When Anini’s hideout was searched, police recovered assorted charms, including the one he usually wore around his waist during “operations”.

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It was instructive that after Anini was captured and dispossessed of his charms, the man who terrorised a whole state and who was supposed to be fearless suddenly became remorseful, making confessions. This was against public expectation of a daredevil hoodlum who would remain defiant to the very end.

Shortly after the arrest of Anini and co, the dare-devil robbers began to squeal, revealing the roles played by key police officers and men, in the aiding and abetting of criminals in Bendel State and the entire country.

Anini particularly revealed that George Iyamu, who was the most senior police officer shielding the robbers, would reveal police secrets to them and then, give them logistic supports such as arms, to carry out robbery operations.

Trial and execution

Due to amputation of his leg, Anini was confined to a wheelchair throughout his trial. He was sentenced to death by Justice James Omo-Agege and executed on March 29, 1987.
http://www.naijaonpoint.com/news/the-life-and-death-of-nigerias-most-notorious-armed-robber-lawrence-anini-photosvideo.html#ixzz3rHdb5L6J

PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu's Son, Seyi Is Engaged (photos) by JumpingChicken(m): 9:40pm On Nov 10, 2015
He doesn't have opkolo eyes!














That's not Tinubu's son o!
PoliticsRe: Fielding Jonathan, A Mistake – Dr. Raymond Dokpesi by JumpingChicken(m): 6:23pm On Nov 10, 2015
Lol
RomanceRe: I Need The Maid Gone. by JumpingChicken(m):
ima30:
What you said is rubbish. I m talking about a place I m moving into in months. I relationship I have been in for five years. A maid that was employed this year. I can take his clothes in please. But I come back late at night and see his clothes were still on line, some on the floor. And she brought in clothes for other members of the house. And u think I m saying rubbish. Meanwhile he employed her. That is disrespectful in every sense.
If there was no Maid in the house won't you live? Her responsibility is the old man not you and your boyfriend. As long as your boyfriend has you you should handle his stuff. Pretend like she is not there and deal with ur issues.
RomanceRe: The Baby Mama Syndrome:will Naija Celebs Stop Copying The Whites And Have Brain by JumpingChicken(m): 11:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
segun359:
I Was Just Annoyed The Other Day I saw on FrontPage how olamide and davido were showing off their Baby mamas. .My Mind just went to the likes of Amber Rose And Black Chyna

We now making baby mamas a normal thing In naija. ..when it's supposed to be something to be ashamed of...smh

I was fucking annoyed wen I saw it.....it now made me started thinking that in Nigeria we import virtually everything, now imagine us importing the whites trashy culture.
Even last year our so called Naija celebrities even celebrated Halloween...and I was like WHAT?.....it's not like they celebrate Eyo Festival with us or osun-osogbo festival. ....No



U see these whites eh.....they won't respect we Blacks if we continue to copy them...

Well Wat do u guys think?
Leave them alone, let them keep having babies for guys who will go on to marry another lady and have a lasting marriage.

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