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RomanceRe: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by JumpingChicken(m): 11:06pm On Nov 09, 2015
Call her best friend's name too.
RomanceRe: She Kept On Shwing Her Vagina Up by JumpingChicken(m): 11:01pm On Nov 09, 2015
Anybody that clicks that link is a FOOL!
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Wedding Dressing Is This O - Which Pastor Joined Them? OMG by JumpingChicken(m): 10:56pm On Nov 09, 2015
If she takes off the gown those ballons will fall down. grin
RomanceRe: My Coworkers Have An Issue With Me? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, all of my coworkers have an issue with me. Every single one of them, from the youngest to the oldest one. I haven't done anything wrong to them but yet they dislike me. One thinks I am a mean person even though I haven't done anything mean towards him, the other male worker thinks I am ugly. Another thinks I am too sophisticated to be working with them. I know because he told me. The rest of my coworkers have hidden reasons for hating me. The other day, one of the older managers said I am not supposed to be here. They feel like I don't belong there, they treat me like I am on my own class/level, that is I am in a different class above them.[/color]
Okay... Should we come to ur office and beat em all?



Really don't get what you want.
RomanceRe: Photos: A Short Tale Of Romance by JumpingChicken(m): 10:46pm On Nov 09, 2015
shumuel:
Thanks for reading, hope you learnt one or two things. grin grin grin
[size=20]THE END[/size]
I LEARNT NOTHING! Rubbish.









Why didn't the fvck?
RomanceRe: I Need Help Guys. Do I Forgive And Marry Her? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:44pm On Nov 09, 2015
Sufdavinci:
Guy sometimes things like this is not easy to strike out wen at a point I felt I could still make it work. But now I think am done.
Guy leave that babe alone! I know it will be very difficult but be a man about it. The most difficult thing in a man's life is finding a good woman. And you haven't found one. Your woman should be begging to be with you not the other way round. Its gonna be hard I understand but think about ur future. Its better to have a broken relationship than have a broken marriage. Just try to move on. Ur not even up to 30 sef.
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Even Reject Marriage Proposal? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ginaz:
grin
Na lie?
RomanceRe: I Need The Maid Gone. by JumpingChicken(m): 10:31pm On Nov 09, 2015
ima30:
Hello. I have been with my guy for five years now. We are getting married next year. The thing is we going to live in his family house, with his extended family. I didn't like the idea but I found a way to accept it seeing as its quite comfy and it means we won't have to worry about rent. Its basically a two bedroom apartment. The only thing I share with d rest of the family is back yard and staircase. He said we would do three years while he is building his own house. His elder brother who is married lives in that same building. It's the maid THEY hired this year to take care of their sick dad, that worries me. The mom is late. She is very disrespectful to me. So many things happen and when he speaks to her about it, she won't burge. All because it was the elder brother that interviewed her so she doesn't listen to almost anyone else. I spoke to my guy that I would not live with a maid that has not greeted me for almost a year or has no regard for my home or wouldnt obey him. He said he can't tell her to go because she is close to his brother's wife n she takes care of his dad. This may sound petty but it's serious. All this family house wahala, if I tell him to rent a house he would say I m not appreciating all his efforts to make sure we marry next year. I did laundry the other day came back and met the clothes soaked on the clothing line with all the rain that fell, meanwhile she brought in every other persons cloth inside. It might not be a big deal, but I don't want to resent any body I live with in my future home. I need that maid gone, how do I get rid of her? The worst part is that since they all leave together he needs his brother's approval before he does almost anything, if I complain it would seem as if I wanna cause friction between both brothers. But there has been cases where changes were made by his brother n my guy wasn't even consulted. The maid before her was paid by my guy for two years straight, she didn't insult anybody. She left cuz his brother told him to sack her. That their father needed better attention and she wasn't a good cook. Na so my guy sack d girl. No question. They brought this one now and my guy paid for some month's and stopped cuz she was rude to him n me. His bro has been paying since. But my guy still pays nepa bills n does other things to run the house. Yet when he talks to this maid she won't listen. How do I get her gone? I don't like her one bit. She just basically work for the brother n his wife. I can't even send he to buy me matches. She calls me by name, would not greet. My guy told her to stop all these things, she still didn't listen. Please.
Well my advise to you is that you should ignore the maid and do your own things without her help. Wash ur clothes and take them in yourself. Why do you need her services anyway? Are you pregnant? Do you have children? Are you a cripple? Are you sick?


You don't pay her salary
You don't pay the Nepa bills
You don't contribute to your husband house being buit.
And if am not wrong from ur post you don't have anything you contribute to your boy friend's life other fuvcking him and cooking and washing his clothes. And you sound so authoritative about a house maid you probably met there.

Rubbish!
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Even Reject Marriage Proposal? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:26pm On Nov 09, 2015
ahnie:
did you read the part,where i stated abt havin invoices n receipts?(sarcasm)
Sarcasm too haba! You be mami water? 75 proposals.
RomanceRe: I Need Help Guys. Do I Forgive And Marry Her? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:17pm On Nov 09, 2015
Sufdavinci:
I refused to pick her calls though but I responded with "its too late. wish u all d best" and she replied me back with "tanx wish u same too"
So after the above, you still need advice abi? If I slap you, you will wake up in yesterday. Ode!
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Even Reject Marriage Proposal? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:12pm On Nov 09, 2015
bongolistik:
I am wondering if ladies even reject marriage proposal, cos I have never seen it happen before.

Do you know any lady that has truly rejected a marriage proposal from her boo?
Naija babes don't reject because only rich guys propose... Poor guy go just impregnate the babe clean mouth. grin grin
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Even Reject Marriage Proposal? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:11pm On Nov 09, 2015
ahnie:
I rejected 75 marriage proposals.i even have the receipts and invoices to prove i did.
Hmmnn... Seems ur always attracting the wrong guys... Bad market.
PoliticsRe: Declared-Wanted Terrorist Captured In Adamawa by JumpingChicken(m): 8:17pm On Nov 09, 2015
Tnx PMB
CelebritiesRe: 5 Irritating Social Media Pictures by JumpingChicken(m): 8:43am On Nov 08, 2015
I wonder why people post pictures of their food online.
RomanceRe: Romantic Photo Of Miley Cyrus And Her German Shepherd Dog by JumpingChicken(m): 8:36am On Nov 08, 2015
Anybody that clicks that link is a fool.
SportsRe: NFF Urges Eaglets To Create Record For Buhari by JumpingChicken(m): 2:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
Yes o! Nigerians and Baba deserves it...








Because he is driving Nigeria towards the right direction.
RomanceRe: Help! My Wife Has Moved Out Of The House Because Her Mum Is Pregnant For Me by JumpingChicken(m): 12:48am On Nov 05, 2015
If you read the whole article...





















Ogun go bend your neck!
RomanceRe: My Aunt Married At 39 by JumpingChicken(m): 6:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
onila:
she used to cry for years
worried, desperate
there was a time, she wanted to marry a poor man with a broken leg, just because she was so desperate
at 39 years old, she met this rich Yoruba guy who has never married before, he was like 41 years old
they got married and she got pregnant in less than a year and had twins smiley smiley. . . .Amen!
he said they shldnt have kids again
that he suffered when he was small and he doesnt want to have many children
good, dey had twins. no worries of having kids esp when his wife started having kids old
ladies never settle less, marry the right one
even if it will take you years
What do you mean by Ladies should never settle for less? Ladies should never marry a poor man I presume. Hmmn... No wonder she had to wait till she was 39 before she got lucky... Maybe you would wait till you are 50yrs before marrying a poor man with broken legs due to lack of options.
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Boko Haram Militants In Borno School, Also Recover Weapons.pics by JumpingChicken(m): 1:00pm On Nov 02, 2015
Kill them kill them
SportsRe: Chelsea Vs Liverpool-1:45 by JumpingChicken(m): 10:33am On Oct 31, 2015
1-1
CultureRe: Emir Of Borgu Haliru Dantoro-Kitoro Is Dead by JumpingChicken(m): 11:27pm On Oct 30, 2015
Is that place in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Bayero Drags Emir Sanusi To Court by JumpingChicken(m): 7:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
I thought he is educated and exposed enough to understand the essence of preserving culture and heritage. Those structures are hundreds of years old I presume.
FamilyRe: Pastor Seeks Dissolution Of 32-year Marriage Over Constant Beating By Wife by JumpingChicken(m): 9:37am On Oct 30, 2015
Coward.... He would rather run that face his problems...I hope his children doesn't take after him.
Christianity EtcRe: Man Steals From Oyedepo Runs Mad - Mikeangelonews.com by JumpingChicken(m): 9:28am On Oct 30, 2015
The Oyedepo too is a thief. Is he not the one the U.K government almost banned from entering the U.K ?





Rubbish. The guys Madness is due to something else not the stealing from church. And how are you even sure he stole from the church treasury without proof? Just becos he is mad?
FamilyRe: Housewife Dies Rescuing Electrocuted Mate by JumpingChicken(m): 9:14am On Oct 30, 2015
Fernandowski:
She really loved her co-wife to that extent?
One of her own kind
Rip
See you again
Sijo01:
Chaiiiii, show of love!
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May their souls rest in peace.
daddysprincess:
Its a pity. Imagine two wives that love each other dieing. Unlike other polygamous home
kenbee:
What a selfless act of luv. May her loving soul rest in the Lord; Amen!
VickyRotex:
Awwwww. Such Love!
Imagine the rescuer even died before the rescuee.
May their souls find eternal rest.
And may the family be comforted. embarassed
She didn't know that the first wife was electrified. She only saw her fall. If she knew it was electricity she wouldn't go close. But trying to help at all is good.
HealthRe: Please Help Me... I Can't Stop Eating :( by JumpingChicken(m): 9:10am On Oct 30, 2015
TheFatOne:
I'm currently 30kg overweight and still adding. I just can't seem to resist food I know I'm going down a very unhealthy path but I can't help eating. Please has anyone been in this situation before and lost weight.

Please how can I overcome the temptation of overeating and lose the excess weight. I don't wanna suffer diabetes or hypertension neither do I wanna die of a heart attack. I'm only 22 years old.

. I already know of the calories consumed and calories burnt thing but I still end up over eating after attempting to count calories. Is there any product that has helped anyone here to lose weight quickly .?



Lalasticlala help me.
I am sure you haven't de-wormed yourself in a longtime.worms are the cause. You feel the urge to eat even though you are very full. The worms make you salivate for food.You need to de-worm yourself. Take pyranthrin. Its a worm medicine containing 6 tablets. Take the medicine last thing at night. Before taking the medicine try to avoid lunch and dinner for just that day so that your system is empty,then at 8pm in the evening take something light and sugary, like juice or fruit like pineapple, Then 30minutes later you can take the whole 6 tablets in the sachet of pyrathrin then have your breakfast as late as 10 am the next morning. Do this five days later. You'll be o.k.
RomanceRe: Ever Renege On A Promise, How Did You Feel? by JumpingChicken(m): 11:00pm On Oct 29, 2015
Worst feeling ever.
RomanceRe: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by JumpingChicken(m): 10:57pm On Oct 29, 2015
Maamin:
If u are given $800 million to Never have sex again in ur life will u accept or turn down the offerhuh?......

Lets see between the men and ladies who can go without sex for the rest of their life for such amount of money.. grin grin

Drop your comments!
What would I need the money for?

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