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nikkypearl:
Jumpingchicken

U like the name?

kaakulator3:
[size=13pt]Check their names well, They're Y1BOS[/size]

Lol... Dem dey come for you.

Buhari is back, sanity is back....





















Now we have a responsible Government.

keyman0007:
I entered into a distance relationship with this girl i have known as a friend for 3yrs. We started dating late last year and we have been on it. Of late hv been getting alot of pressure from my parents to settle down. And the truth is am due and qualified. I too want to settle down.
I hv a job and am 27yrs. She is 21yrs. Now to the problem.

I came to lagos sometimes this thrice and me and my chick decided to hang out. After hanging out i told her for the first time physically i love her. And the girl begins to act strangely. She said why am i sayin all am saying. That i seem like an uncle. I attempted to kiss her and she dodged like my mouth smell. I was really shocked
Cos we usually say we love eachother on skype and send kiss smiley.

Also d first time i told her i loved her on skype she laughed so hard, i felt like entering d ground.
Then i told her i am thinkin of settling and she is like she needs to go for masters. And am like hw and she is like there is no big deal i shd chill she inky needs 2yrs . Then it got me wondering maybe i hv been friend zoned. Hw can one be happy being away from me. Me wey i knw as temptaion dey with all these girls around. I hv also begged her many times to come over yet she refused. Always giving stupid excuses.

Long story short i terminated the whole relationship and this month. I stopped talking to her. And she has been calling me since then. Sending many messages,, and using her cousin to reach me. Now i feel so bad cos she keeps calling and calling. and i cant pick up. She has apologised but i knw she might just be pretending,you knw hw ladies can be.

I think she needs a boyfriend nt a husband, hw can i breakup without stress. I also think she is just managing me pending when she gets me right afterall. Cos i knw she has alot of fans and when i sent her a cake for birthday she thought it was anoda guy.

My problem is she keeps calling, pestering, and taggin me on instagram with funny comments like" days he still use to pick calls" wtf!! I just want her to move on. And yet i dont want us to part as enemies.

Also during my birthday she sends me gift worth 20k.

Anyhw dat my tales by moon light

You want to settle down with a 21yr old girl. Are you insane?

kbang:
I started mastubating in the year 2007 I thought I would get over it as time goes on but right nw am addicted to it. I can hardly stay for a week without mastubating. Pls help me out bro n sis.
Thanks All
Lalasticlala

Trust me, you can masturbate and concentrate studies as well. I masturbate too and am 31. I like sex a lot and if not for masturbation I would probably have HIV by now. Its better to masturbate than date because when ur dating one day u could have sex with ur girl without condom maybe because u trust her or there was just no condom at home that night and u couldn't go out to but because its late. So bro please don't stop,there are not health consequences to masturbation but u need to limit it.

The only way you can stop it is to get a girl friend and that is a lot more dangerous than masturbation because u can't contract STDs through masturbation. So until u find a decent girl ur ready to settle down with don't stop just limit it.

KashyBaby:
Lol....what's the problem of tat? I think tats better than smashing different women tat u dnt know...
Safety first

Nice one.

willace:
I have noticed Dat nice, sincere and Faithful Guys always Get Heart Broken. But D guys who are players and flirts always have good relationships.
I have been a victim of This. Maybe it's because am 2 nice dats y we don't last long in our relationships. But My friends who are players and Flirts always good lasting relationships. I have never double dated before when am dating am always very polite, sincere and Nice 2 these girls.I But I know Of guys who Triple date sef. They are always Rude. At times even beating Their girlfriends. But they always last.
Comments please

You are always heart broken because you put all your eggs in one bad basket.

ikeno:
Am actually full of rage and anger right now and can't imagine that my bae has been cheating on me with another dude.

She came to spend some days with me @ mine place.We both went 2 bed together at around 11pm,but I couldn't sleep so I decided 2 watch so movies in the seating room,saw where she ws charging her phone close to the CD stand,went through her text messages.

She has been having an affair with these other guy and she even went to his place two days ago.

How do I handle this situation cuz am just not myself and I don't want to do something regrettable

Guy dump that bitch.

rexkexmilan:
OP, do you truly love her

I think you should forgive her.

You can let go only if she cheats on you twice with two different dudes, or perhaps three.

As a matter of fact, 70% of the ladies cheat, 'directly' or 'indirectly'.


Whatever decision you take, make sure it is the right one!!!

Until she gives him HIV abi?



Another fool.

ephemm:
Turn back the hand of time, undo the reading of the text messages.

I don't know why U have to invade her privacy!

U got what U want bro!

You are just a fool.

Zikzim:
Pls guys help me draw some conclusion from this.
My lodgemate (a guy) always wear pant instead of boxers. ( Don't ask me how i know cos he's not ashamed of it as he atimes wear only it whenever is only guys around). But the one that got me thinking is yesterday he was wearing confirm G-string pant. pls ooooo what does this actually mean? Is he a gay?

That's not enuf to conclude he is gay. Unless he starts pulling ur boxers @ night while u sleep.

Eleganza33:
I dnt jus lyk them at all i prefer esan to bini havin lived in benin city b4 they can b so so WICKED

Come on... You probably only knew the wicked ones. I am a Bini guy and trust me I will recommend myself or any of my siblings to anyone,because we were raised differently. Not all are bad. And one thing you must understand is that Bini people are very confrontational. They don't back stab. When they are mad at you they don't hide it, they come face to face with you and deal with it. That's why u think they are wicked people. And I think that's better that keeping malice or holding a grudge or back stabbing someone... So chill everyone can't be the same. I am sure u are among the Nigerians who aren't happy with the tag by foreigners that all Nigerians are corrupt or fraudsters.

memyselfndi:
No

But i have witnessed friends who have dated dem, nd i knew people who got married to dem

Dey even end up marrying more than one wife, having baby mama's outside dere matrimonial home

I almost ended up dating one, but thank God i caught his lies before i did

Woah... Woah... Woah... Slow down. Its just like saying Nigerians are Dishonest people. There are honest Nigerians too. So chill and venture, you never know you might just find an absolutely responsible one.

memyselfndi:
dats wat dey all say

Have you dated any?

memyselfndi:
dey r promiscuous in nature

I am not. So it can't be all.

memyselfndi:
Edo nd Benin

Why?

younghartz:
Religion

But I wish to marry an hausa girl

I love them so much

if u have excess money you can sponsor her family members I swear they'll drop religion one side.

U never see anything.

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Italian news site, Perfil, reports how the
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From the thousands of individuals who
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Watch the group learning from the
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Igbo again

Serves him right.

rick500:
i am in a relationship with my girlfriend for a year and half now and i i am so much into her.
i love her so much and she is like all i ever wanted in a woman.if you ask me now,i would say she is the kind of woman i would like to settle down with but something bothers me alot.anytime i look at her,i see my wife in her even when i am angry with her,i still see the inner beauty in her and i appreciate her alot,we share alot in common and she is not just a lover but my best friend.she is so understanding too.
the only problem i have with her is that she is 4 years older than me and got two kids from her two previous relationships.(i am 26 and she is 30)
(note :being a single mum is a num in this country,she is not nigerian as well)she is a very good person and i believe have seen alot in life ,she is always understanding no matter the situation or differences.
i dont know if its morally right to go into it or pull out,am i thinking with my brian or dick this time?

Why complicate your life when there are single young beautiful girls out there? You are just 26 and your brain is still wet. Why don't you sit down for a couple of hours a week and realy picture what your future would look like with her and her kids with you. Haven't you seen young guys with their young wife and sons living their lives in peace? The decision is yours, am not advising you to leave her or not to. Am just telling you to go in with your eyes open. And as for the " I love her very much and she loves me too "... Omo forget that thing,she is way more experienced than you and knows how to make a boy fall fast. And boy trust me YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE. You don't know what love is. I once had this neigbor who was older than her husband, at some point the guy got fed up of the marriage and they always fought. He would destroy everything in the house when he is angry and she would just be there crying.




I can't believe I spent my time composing all that on this stupid thread!

Long Story.

DjAndroid:
I recently relocated to Lagos on transfer and got a two bedroom apartment around Merryland.

There is this my cousin who joined me two months ago to study at the Open University. I decided to give her one room in my apartment since I am not married yet.

To cut the story short, I just discovered that she is a lesbian. A very serious lesbian who toasts other girls including married women. But this girl is not up to 25years.
She brings girls/women to my house for sexual escapades.

At first I thought they are just ordinary friends, it was later that I discovered what they do.

I thought of talking to her about it but when I found out she is the "man" not the "womam", (she is the man that chases after the girls), then I knew that my advice to her will never work.

I talked to one of my friends, he said that my personal prayers will never cross my ceiling since I am in a house where abomination is being committed.

If I send her away, where will she go? If I talk to her about it, it will be pouring water on a stone, she will never stop.

Please people, a good advice is urgently needed as I don't want this atrocity to continue in my house.

NB. For your judgement, me and this girl are blood-related.

Don't throw her out,she is family and a teenager. You could make her seek help in the wrong places and it could affect her and even u and the whole family. Talk to her if she doesn't listen try to rent a place for her. But I don't think her presence in ur house will afect ur prayers like ur friend said.

hebenezher:
''The beautiful famales are yet to be born and the ugly ones have refused to die'' because of this quote my girlfriend have refused to switch on her phone. Always in door, doesn't wanna see me, reported me to my mom.. (Laughing) what your say about the quote guys?

Here's my say: you are a kid seeking attention. Go prepare for ur comon entrance exams.

Change is here.

sweetAby:
Hi,

Am currently on the search for a serious relationship.
-He Must be a committed child of God.
-graduate,gainfully employed and based in lagos.
-Be goodlooking, tall, and preferably yoruba.
-Age should be between 31-34.
-Humble and easy going.
About mysef
-A gentle, responsible and funny lady. Graduate, 1.75m tall, working and based in lagos.
contact me
Sweetaby456@gmail.com or PM me.

What are you bringing into the relationship other that a pvssy that I can find everywhere I turn.

Good

I hope he has taken a paternity test...







Or am I the only one thinking that child's skin is too light to be Jim iykes's biological son?

omenka:
What exactly does the US want for Christ's sake?? Time and again, coalition airstrikes have proven totally ineffective against ISIS, yet they grumble about Russia's emergence on the theatre.

US caused all the mess we are seeing in the mideast today. The root of all the chaos could be traced to the removal of Sadam and then exacerbated by the removal of Gadaffi. The power vacuum created by their removal gave the terrorists the much needed impetus to emerge from their caves and launch such viscous campaigns as never seen in modern times.

These were strongmen that sort of kept belligerent non state actors at bay, but today, we don't get to see headlines from the region without ISIS, Houti Rebels and those from Libya featuring prominently.

In this campaign, I'd put my money on the effectiveness of the Russians than the US. The Pakis were able to mitigate the excesses of the Taliban soon after US airstrikes ceased (or drastically reduced) in their country- what I'm saying is that the US isn't known to fix armed conflicts anywhere in the world either with boots on ground or jets in the air, their presence rather tends to make the situation deteriorate.

The only problem with this is that Asad stays, against the desires of most of the citizens of the country. The Arab spring was never meant for them, I guess the Tunisia and Egypt were just lucky.

It all started with the Arab spring. Stop blaming the U.S

The whole territory of Syria should be recaptured from ISIS and other Rebel groups and placed under one government under Assad before an election is scheduled. Instead on arming and supporting the rebels against the state.

Who is she?