₦airaland Forum

youngeagle:
You see the reasoning of an average Nigerian, they like celebrating what is not feasible or tolerated in anywhere in the world because it favors them, so countries that doesn't have agbero are just missing out in this wonderful arm of the government.

JONSYN7154:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'chimmmooo! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Uju i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Uju with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
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My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from pastor Ebube... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.

Hadone:
Is it the first time for some one to die while playing football? Why most every death be blamed even for no reason? So the boy must continue to live even when his time is due? Thanks to almighty for the blessings for being a MUSLIM

accordadoga24:
Are you saying Yul Edoche used his son for fame just the same way people are saying about Davido?

ManirBK:
Peppers@300

Onions@100

Tomato@100

Total = 500

SultanOfPuna:
You see this generation
To hell with Medicine, Engineering, Lawyer, Architecture

If my son no play football
I WILL DISOWN HIM FOR LIFE

THE DAY MY SON GO OPEN MOUTH SAY NA MEDICINE HIM WAN STUDY. I GO BEAT SHEGE COMOT HIM BODY.

MY SON MUST PLAY FOOTBALL WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT

Medicine, law, engineering can go to hell

1Alex:
people who talk like you are the ones who have never been a victim of robbery.

Ehinjuola:
My name is Dimeji (not real name tho), I'm in my final lap in one of the prestigious uni in Nigeria.

It happens my fiancee and I have been dating for long now, recently she discovered that she missed her period (though I'm not happy with it and at the same time I don't want ab*rtion) and couple the fact that I really love this lady and I want future with her.

I want to quickly do her introduction before the bump is visible n I have taken a bold step by taken my parents to hers for unofficial intro before the real intro which has been set for next two months.

But recently I do observe that she do post on her status about praying not to choose wrongly in term of relationship, (she has once asked me whether I don't feel we are rushing things in one of our conversation one time like that) plus the fact that whenever I called her recently the vibe is not there any longer, this is the person we are both serious with the relationship oo Infact she's the one that's pushing thing initially.

My question now is that, Is it anxiousness or marriage phobia or early pregnancy symptoms or she's just confuse or the feeling of not been ready that's worrying her? (She will be 26 next month)

okrikaboi:
Omo you dey vibrate, me sef don see these reptilians when I dey on exotic backwoods and pampydene plus Travis Scott songs.

okrikaboi:
Listen yoga yoga by Asake, buy loud and codeine

OurTruth24:
Good evening.

It is common for entities from the 4th dimension to interfere in our world. They see us, watch us, and sometimes manipulate us, but we can't see them unless we become spiritually aware.

Sometimes these entities take interest in a particular human and attach themselves to him or become possessive over him. This is the situation with spiritual husband and wives. It's when a possessive entity believes it has sole right to you and no one else will have you, whether human or non human.

These entities will normally take on the form of a human to keep you at ease and appear appealing to you, because if you see their real form you will be disgusted and afraid.

But here is the catch. A low vibration entity is only attracted to low vibration humans. A low vibration entity will not even come close to a high vibration human because such human is like poison to them.

The simplest way to free yourself of a spiritual husband or wife is to increase your vibration.

essentialone:
Surprised to see something that Octopus does not know.

Octopus is supposed to see everything, hear everything, smell everything and know everything.

post=109026066:
We would have been your best friend if we support your Atiku abi?

And who be ur bro?
We are simply WE......okay?

post=109025902:
Attention seeker....okay!
Is that all kiddo?!


We would have been your best friend if we support your Atiku abi?
U better STOP all dis una boring rubbish dis year a d keep supporting the criminals y'all love and adore and leave us alone with our darling Daddy and his Vice.

And who be ur bro?
We are simply WE......okay?


@topic,
Shame on Odumosu

post=109025787:
Reading

post=109000966:
Comment from the elders in the building....
This is not a case about a male or a female being borrowed money,
We have seen countless of men that you loaned money out to and they never return it or they keep dribbling you about like Messi do to defenders.
And we have read stories on this forum about friends killing friends just because they don't wanna pay back the debt they borrowed.

So this ain't a gender thing, it is just a personal thing.
Do come back to create another thread and let us know if the friend you borrowed the money paid back at the promised date.

We Rise.

arthurwillia:
Lol no time oo
We learn lessons

Nice job for the lash/ apology

arthurwillia:
Lol no time oo
We learn lessons

Nice job for the lash/ apology

arthurwillia:
You do well
But no be all guys get sense too sha

If you are on Nairaland and you are contemplating lending woman money I sorry sorry oo

I once lent a girl 20k
You cannot believe this girl paid me 15k and asked me to forget the 5k that she has tried
Lol e shock me

Kingpin1000:
Continue doing your Yahoo but nemesis will catch up with you one day. Keep ripping people off their hard earned money. Run local and see as e go end. You want EFCC that you can bribe abi, see my guy made someone mad and he told me where He did it and it was in Omoku Rivers state. Just pray you don't rip my kind of person, I am ready to spend double of that money to see you suffer. You go fear life.

Investigative:
Hunters now do the job of police and military
While Nigeria army and dss are kidnapping in SE

post=108692442:
We thank God for life.

Yall can never go wrong with starting your personal business.

Entrepreneurship is bae mehn!!


It is well.

Many don't have jobs since 1999 , but according to them PMB is the source of their joblessness.


It is well

sanmtiago:
How bia bia matter take reach front page??
This nairaland mods sef. Which strain of loud una dey smoke?

isioma010:
Audio achievement

isioma010:
See this mumu, nah only irresponsible man will marry you as a housewife