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i should drop a topic, damm this thread is meaninglesss
i'm sorry shaz,this is off topic,i don't mean to disrespect

i no fit speak broken, but may i just try
na true naija i be, no be lie
my rap na de no one oga
all una whacksters make una no botha
my rap fit disgrace una, like u dey jerry springer
una wan be like me,mumu, u be faker
my rap fit bless una unholy rap with holy water
i fit dis u now, and your papa go feel am
infact go check if your papa dey alright, u no see am
make una wack cats stop to dey misyan
if una no fit rap make una just shut am.

don't know why alexpissu just go straight to the point and stop beign a chicken, just say you wanna battle me, then make the f****** thread, i'm always game nigga

ANYWAY TO GET YOUR ACTUALT IQ GO TO www.iqtest.com, i'll have you know that i scored a 80%, take the test and tell us what you got.

nah actually, i whipped makavele's ugly behind, chect it out for urselves see the votes.

oldsync is like a fool with an I Q, THE SAME AS HIS HEIGHT
u've got no a game, so shut up AND STOP BEIGN WHITE

@ shaz, why don't you do that poll thing, and get people to vote, so i guess, it's one vote against me at the moment.

SHAZ WHAT YOU THINK OF MY DISS OF MAKAVELE


your lucky im not your kid
dam right god forbid
ok kid ill tell u now
Just leave your computer and
walk away from your seat
because my rhymes are to complicated
they'll make your brain over heat
make your brain get easily snapped
eaisy hacked
passwords easily cracked
my location never tracked in s.a but
my lyrics continue to make u feel attacked
can’t even sleep
because your brain is being lyrically slapped all over the place
to be honest that is the end of the case
because its hands down who one this lyrical race
its me and I easily
stormed 1st place

REMIX TO ONE MIC

all i need is one computer, one hand, one keybaoard
one nigga on nairaland,that wants to diss me
only if i had one gun, dont need a girl and a crib
one God to show me how to diss yall
and i'll be the king of nairaland
i meed a bottle of whisky
one sip and ya'll niggas will be dead
one flow, one minute, flip that
all i need is one second, flip that
all i need is one nanosecond
and ya'll be eating out the palm of my hands
one opportunity, one shot, shut up
let me speak, all i need is one hand, 5,
no all i need is one finger, and i'll diss you
one middle finger, Bleep you.
If you really think you ready to die with nines out
this is what J UNIT is about, nairalanders, the time is now


chorus
yo all i need is one keyboard
all i need is one keyboard, that's all i need\

cobhams?

@ miss hott you really think am whack, well start a thread j unit vs miss hott, and let fellow nairalanders decide.

I guess i won this battle then, @SHAZ, GET THE READERS TO VOTE PLS.

@ method man
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

@hard baller
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with four feet, jumps four feet."

So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "Frog with three feet, jumps three feet."

So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "Frog with two feet, jumps two feet."

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot. So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with one foot, jumps one foot."

So the scientist cut off his last leg.

"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"

So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

what nonsense, just soak the gari, no worry about wetin you go use chop am, you no even happy se you dey soak self, therefore the thing wey dey flow pas with gari na sugar, if sugar no day i no fit soak am.

i can't believe people supporting portugal just because of ronaldo, are you guys gays or something, now what ya'll gona do, he's out of euro and out of man u, now what, you guys are gonna support real madrid, pathethic.

HEY 999 STAR, HOW DO WE KNOW YOU GOT SUCH A MARK, BRING YOUR INFO LET'S KNOW OR YOUR SCRATCH CARD NUMBER.

which church do you attend.

guys pls help, i've tried everything, in my school, sites like facebook, youtube, and myspace are blocked, i wanna know if any one knows how to acces the sites even when it is restricted by the school from beign viewed, thanks.

intergrate

2x^2 +5e^2x+ln7x

CHECK HOW HIGH YOUR IQ IS,\

Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too



Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

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Baked Beans - This is hilarious!

(This one is much too cute not to share. Enjoy! Be sure to grab atissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave upbeans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way homefrom work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and
told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, Ipassed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than Icould stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the
time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, Ihad consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, Imade sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband
seemed excited to see me and exclaimeddelightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. Itook a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until hereturned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressurewas becoming most unbearabl
e, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity,shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizertruck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill . I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the
air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I let off three more. The smell wasworse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, Iwent on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually thetelephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleasedwith myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husbandreturned, apologizing for taking so
long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assuredhim I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seatedaround the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARD BALLER, YO MAMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO A RESTAURANT, SHE LOOKED AT THE MENU AND SAID TO THE WAITER "OKAY", AND YO MAMMA SO STUPID, I ONCE SAW HER PEEPING THRU A GLASS WINDOW, OH YA AND YO MAMMA IS SO OLD SHE WAS THE WAITER AT THE LAST SUPPER

who is it, i'll go wiTh timabaland.

guys join my league if you already are in euro fantsy league, or if you are not go to www.euro2008.com, and go to fanzone, and go to fantsy, and register.

my league code is 16105-3430.

guys instead of talking about it, you can actually participate.