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SportsRe: Who Is The Fastest Soccer Player In The World by JUNIT1(op): 11:13am On Apr 30, 2008
Ibime:
Kaka. maybe
what? u gotta be kidding me.
ComputersYour Computer Is Only As Good As It's Software.! by JUNIT1(op): 6:50am On Apr 25, 2008
do you agree with that statement. why?
RomanceRe: Should A Man Be Taller Than His Girl? by JUNIT1(m): 6:49am On Apr 25, 2008
life is too short, and a dwarf told me that.
FoodRe: What Is The Best Gum by JUNIT1(m): 6:46am On Apr 25, 2008
gums are bad for your teeth.
FoodWhy Do Men Like Food So Much? by JUNIT1(op): 6:44am On Apr 25, 2008
people always say men like food, but why?
Music/RadioRe: Why Do You Buy Pirated CDs? Is It Wrong? by JUNIT1(op): 6:43am On Apr 25, 2008
WHAT LAW ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IS THERE ANY LAW AGAINST PIRACY, I JUST HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T SEEN IT, OR IS IT JUST ABOUT MORALS, AND SOME TIMES YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU BUYING A PIRATED CD, IT WOULD HAVE ALL THE COVERS AND STUFF JUST LIKE THE REAL DEAL, .HOW DO KNOW I AM ACTUALLY BUYING A PIRATED CD?
Nairaland GeneralWhat Dream Did You Have Last Night? by JUNIT1(op): 6:40am On Apr 25, 2008
what did you dream about, a whole lot of stuff happen in dreams, lets share them and bring it to reality here. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ridiculous Names by JUNIT1(m): 6:39am On Apr 25, 2008
igbelowowa
TV/MoviesRe: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by JUNIT1(m): 7:12pm On Apr 24, 2008
THIS IS SOME OF THE "INTERSETING" COMMENTS MADE FROM THEM, TELL ME IF YOU LAUGH AT ANY OF THEM,




That was wack!” (No)
“Horrible!” (Definite No)
“Bye Bye…” (That’s obvious, isn’t it? However, it’s even worse if accompanied by a wave of the hand and Angela rolling her eyes, TK laughing uncontrollably and Scar rubbing his head…)
“What was that?” (No, No, No)
“Sorry” (That’s a no with a lot of sympathy thrown in…)
“Eish!” (That’s a no wondering what planet you’re from…)
“No” (You’re so mediocre you’re not worth more than one word…)
“Big No” (As above, but your voice is a weapon of mass destruction, )
“Big Fat No” (As above, and if you continue to sing the world will come crashing down around our ears, )
“You can’t sing!” (You can’t sing…)
“Stick to your day job.” (Don’t ever sing again, not even in the shower…)
“Average” (You’re a bore)
“I’m not feeling you” (You’re an absolute bore…)
“This competition is very tough” (Stop before you embarrass yourself…)
“He / She has a voice” (We’d like to say yes but you have no looks or style…)
“We’re looking for the whole package” (He / She might be able to sing but has no stage presence whatsoever…)
“Please…” (Leave right now…)
“Do me a favour” (Leave right now if possible before you even start singing…)
“Nice shoes…” (or other similar compliment used to distract contestant from impending bad news…)
Music/RadioRe: What Type Of Music Is Most Loved By Nigerians? by JUNIT1(op): 7:09pm On Apr 24, 2008
what genre does gongo aso fall into, yah that kinda music is tite
EducationPhysics Cafe(solve Any Physics Question) by JUNIT1(op): 7:02pm On Apr 24, 2008
ask any physical science question, and we(the geniuses) will solve it accurately for you, all your assignments and stuff, just bring it and let us murder it.
EducationRe: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by JUNIT1(m): 6:59pm On Apr 24, 2008
i gave you c anr r functions and asked you to profit and you asking what you solving for. dum head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 6:57pm On Apr 24, 2008
he only players leaving arsenal are gilberto lehmann, hoyte on laon, dennilson on loan, all the rest are just speculations.
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 6:53pm On Apr 24, 2008
your mamma so dumb she gave birth to you
TV/MoviesRe: Would You Like To Enter Big Brother Africa 3? Why? by JUNIT1(op): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2008
the show is coming and entries should be fille in, visit www.mnetafrica.com
SportsRe: Who Is The Fastest Soccer Player In The World by JUNIT1(op): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2008
clichy.
TV/MoviesRe: Idols Is Back! (East Africa) by JUNIT1(m): 6:42pm On Apr 23, 2008
all scar says is no, he doesn't give any sort of criticism, what an idiot.
TV/MoviesWould You Like To Enter Big Brother Africa 3? Why? by JUNIT1(op): 6:38pm On Apr 23, 2008
would you, why would you wanna enter the show?
SportsWho Is The Fastest Soccer Player In The World by JUNIT1(op): 6:32pm On Apr 23, 2008
i say wallcot, wht ya'll think/
SportsRe: Which Soccer Teams Are Celebrities Supporting? by JUNIT1(m): 6:31pm On Apr 23, 2008
i support arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 6:32am On Apr 23, 2008
of course rob styles wouldn't book rooney, rooney is english.
BusinessRe: Am I Obsessed With Saving Money? by JUNIT1(m): 5:38pm On Apr 18, 2008
419 issue
TV/MoviesRe: Most Beautiful Movies You've Watched? by JUNIT1(m): 5:30pm On Apr 18, 2008
DAMOLA PLS THIS IS A MOVIES THREAD NOT A 419 BUSINESS ASSOCIATION
TV/MoviesRe: Most Beautiful Movies You've Watched? by JUNIT1(m): 5:29pm On Apr 18, 2008
little man, bye the wayan brothers.
WebmastersThe Best Website You've Ever Visited. by JUNIT1(op): 5:28pm On Apr 18, 2008
tell us the best website you've visitd, how is the website, how is the design,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 5:18pm On Apr 18, 2008
prove, 4 play?
EducationRe: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by JUNIT1(m): 5:16pm On Apr 18, 2008
people understand the quesion, don't just bring it from a text book when you are not sure yourself about the question, is tis how you are asked questons in exams.
EducationRe: Algebra Cafe: Solve Math Problems Here by JUNIT1(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18, 2008
bawomolo:
Solve the following equations:

[img]http://www.mc.maricopa.edu/dept/d25/math/AssetReview/COLST/Image111.gif[/img]

ln (x2 - 9) = 2
what exactly are we solving for.
Rap BattlesRe: Yo Mamma, by JUNIT1(m): 5:12pm On Apr 18, 2008
markolini your mamma so old her breast milk is now powder milk.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 5:08pm On Apr 18, 2008
even chelsea fans should laugh at this, avram grant is the moodiest coach alive.


galleria zoom The Chelsea manager saw his team close to within two points of Manchester United, but followed that up with the most amazing of press conferences.

A deserved win Avram?

Yes

What in particular pleased you about this performance?

I am pleased.

What in particular pleased you?

[A long pause] I don't know.

Is it a relief to win here?

Yes.

You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?

Both.

You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?

No problem.

Is there an issue?

No. I am ok. I have nothing to say.

Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?

Do you represent the Chelsea fans?

They [the fans] must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?

No message.

Does this result mean you are back in it now?

I don't know.

How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?

I don't know.

You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?

Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.

You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race?

No.

Is it easier to say nothing Avram?

I don't know what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.

Is this because of Sky?

No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.

Is it a protest against newspapers?

No. Why?

Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?

I answer every question.

You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?

No. grin
Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?

What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players? cheesy
We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?

I don't know.

Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?

I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.

Do you feel under pressure to deliver a trophy. Is that the reason for the monosyllabic answers?

No.

Are you upset? Do you feel you have been misrepresented?

Maybe I am upset because it is a bad season.

Did Michael Essien faint?

He had some problems, but he is ok.

Michael Ballack?

Injured.

What's his problem?

Ask the doctor.

He's not here Avram.

We'll call him then.

Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?

[Grant gets up and leaves.]

What the reasons behind this bizarre sequence of questions and answers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 4:58pm On Apr 18, 2008
let's hope wenger signs this brazilian wonder
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by JUNIT1(m): 4:57pm On Apr 18, 2008
18/04/2008 13:05
New Twist As Agent Confirms Arsenal Interest In Amauri
The agent of Palermo striker Amauri has confirmed that Arsenal are attempting to hijack Juventus’ attempts to sign his client.
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galleria zoom Amauri’s transfer to Juventus had appeared to be a formality after extensive negotiations between the Bianconeri and Palermo.

However yesterday it was reported in the European press that Arsenal had made a late entry into the race to sign him.

Sources claimed that The Gunners were ready to offer more than €4m-a-season to the Brazilian, and were also prepared to match Palermo’s asking price of €25m.

This has now been confirmed by Amauri’s agent Mariano Grimaldi. "Arsenal is now another team added to the list of teams interested in Amauri," Grimaldi told Terra Brazil.

"We have already received proposals from Liverpool and Real Madrid, in addition to what we already had from Juventus."

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