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i guess i'm the yo mamma king, or anyone wanna take me on.

crude yo mamma so old, when god said there be light, yo mamma was the one who turned on the switch.

A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle.

As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray

"GOD WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THIS LION A CHRISTIAN PLEASE"

As requested God made the lion a Christian. As it reaches him the lion

Kneels down and prays:

"THANK YOU LORD FOR PROVIDING THIS MEAL. BLESS AS WE EAT ,IN JESUS'NAME.

AMEN"



FOR THE CHRISTIAN, PRAYER IS A CHALLENGE. PLEASE AS YOU PRAY BE SPECIFIC

ON EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT YOU WANT.

So when you ask God to make you a millionaire don't forget to specify

the currency because you may become a millionaire in Zim dollars.

youruba men are smart

today is the final day you can join before the tournament starts, so visit www.uefa.com today, it's really fun guys.

yo mamma is my ex

IT'S J UNIT ON THE MIC ONE TWO ONE TWO
JUST WANT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO,
DISS MAKAVELELE, YES YOU
I'LL DISS THE GURU OUT OF YOU
YOU AIIN'T GOT NO GAEM, YOU SO LAME YOU NEED CRUTCHES
MY RAP WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD TO PICEAS
YOU WANNA BE ME
YAH I KNOW EVERYONE WANNA BE ME BUT YOU CAN'T ME
SO GET LOST AND STOP PLAYER HATING.

A YORUBA MAN AND A WHITE MAN WHERE BOTH TRAVELLING ON THE SAME PLANE TO A BUSINESS MEETING IN CANADA, THE FLIGHT WAS VERY LONG AND BOTH MEN WHERE BORED, SO THE WHITE MAN SUGGESTED THEY PLAY A GAME, BUT THE YORUBA MAN WAS NOT INTERESTED, THE WHITE MAN KEPT ON NAGGING, BUT STIL THE YORUBA MAN WAS UNINTRESTED, THE YORUBA MAN HAD EVEN STARTED TO SLEEP, UNTIL THE WHITE MAN CAME UP WITH AN IDEA AN SAID" LETS PLAY A GAME, I'LL ASK YOU A QUESTION, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, YOU'LL GIVE ME 2 POUNDS, AND YOU ASK ME A QUESTION AND IF I DON'T KNOW IT I'LL GIVE YOU A 100 POUNDS" THE YORUBA MAN HAVEN HEARD THAT JUMPED OFF HIS SEAT AND WAS EAGER TO PLAY, SO THE WHITE MAN ASKED THE FIRST QUESTION" WHO WON THE NOBEL PEACE AWARD IN 2007?" AND THE YORUBA MAN DIDN'T KNOW THE ANSWER SO HE GAVE THE WHITE MAN 2 POUNDS, NOW IT WAS THE TURN OF THE YORUBA MAN TO ASK THE QUESTION, SO HE ASKED" WHAT HAS 3 LEGS, 2 ARMS, AND 4 TAILS?' THE WHITE MAN TRIED ALL HE COULD TO FIND THE ANSWER, CHECKING WEBSITES AND DICTIONARIES, BUT HE COULDN'T FIND THE ANSWER, HE CRACKED HIS BRAIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT TO NO AVAIL, SO THE WHITE MAN FINALLY DECIDED TO GIVE UP, SO HE WOKE THE YORUBA MAN UP, WHO WAS ALREADY ASLEEP AT THIS POINT, AND HANDED THE 100 POUNDS OVER TO HIM, SO THE WHITE MAN OUT OF CURIOUSITY SAID" SO WHAT ACTUALLY HAS 3 LEGS, 2 ARMS, AND 4 TAILS?'' THE YORUBA MAN GAVE THE WHITE MAN 2 POUNDS, WINKED AT HIM, AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP.

did you guys listen to the song cook sang when mariah carey was on the show, my baby i think it was, that was my best performace of the season, guess that's why he won, versatility.

@ makavele
i see you are stil masturbating
just shut up and stop hating
why da hell do you keep spitting
when you know you gonna be beating.

@naija made
yo mamma so fat in a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says "okay", she is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, GO TO WWW.UEFA.COM, AND CLICK ON FANTASY GAME, AND REGISTER AND IN A SHORT TIME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME.

HOW THE GAME WORKS?

YOU CHOOSE A TEAM OF 11 PLAYERS FROM TEAMS IN THE EURO, AND AS THEY PLAY THEIR RESPECTIVE MATCHES, THEY GAIN POINTS, THE TEAM WITH THE HIGHEST POINT WINS, THOSE FAMILIAR WITH FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN, JUST LOG ON TO THE WEBSITE ABOVE AND YOU'LL GET MORE DETAILS. PEACE

pls insert the source of your quoues, when you bring comments from other websites, you could be sued for plagirism, anyway nasri is 99% sure to join arsenal, he said that himself, and xpect more from arsenal after euro's, i dont wanna listen to all this rumours, cause arsenal is linked to almost everyone at the moment, i only listen to the quotes from wenger, that's what i take into consideration.

i asked yom mamma to go get me a color tv and she asked me 'which colour?

everyone wanna battle me
even whack cats like naija made wanna be me
i dont wanna waste my breath on this flea
so get off this thread and flee

who scored?

well you guys are not the president so get over it.

@ J unit, who do you think you are, and what's this pitch black crap i've been hearing all day, you say you not black, but you speak tswana, what da hell in case you thoght i didn't understand whay you typed, think again gay, i think we have to involve seun into this , this is becoming madness from this lunatic.

mphele you allowed a nigerian to curse you, damm you are so finished.

mpele are you thinking at all. kilon tien she eh gon iru iranu wole lei gon, who asked you if you can speak russian, damm you are such an illetrate, not suprising though.

@ MPELE U DO HAVE THE CHOICE NOT TO VISIT THIS FORUM AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT, AND IF IT;S SO"LITTLE" LOG OFF SIMPLE. AND THAT GUY THAT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH NIGERIA, WELL HE IS NOT A TRUE NIGERIAN.

@ mpele you are just as dum as all south africans, you guys are always complaining abouth the drug issue but you've never wondered why you guys buy the drugs, you guys have no sense of morality, stop with all the valgar do you know you could get banned from this forum, there are rules here, everyone is decent, don't bring your indecency into this forum pls assablief du.

wow, you really thimk low of this country ne, what are you doing on this thread anyway. i mean on nairaland, if you thimk of us that low.

@, londoner duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur

rasputin didn't i tell you to stop refering to alol these incidents, crime is a basic feature in most countries in the world.

@mpele stop embarrasing south africa the more it's bad enough as it is already.

just for the record i just school here but i'm actually from nigeria so mpele assablief wat is jou problem, aiko right ne, stop dissing nigerians, we are great people, i said this country is great didn't say nigeria is bad, assablief moenie dit weer se ne, dankie siyabonga.

the only, only onllllllllllllllllllllllly, person i can recommend to win this shitis, eric at least he could have mad the top 80 of nigerian idols.

rapsutin, why do you keep refering to that incident you encoutered, so just because you got unlucky, or it was not your day and a mistake happened, does not mean that you should judge the whole country on that, like you haven't heard of worse in naija, and why did you have to bring that you being in europe nonsense into this conversation.

senator jd u misunderstood me, i said that the media potrays the bad tonships in south africa abd people will think that is how everywhere in south africa looks like, just wanted to correct things quickly.

rasputin, there's crime all over the world the police are trying their best, this is truly a great country, this if i may say is the u s a of africa, in teerms of beauty, effeciency, organization.

no one uses ps 1 anymore men, get with it or get out.