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londoner you are only media driven, since when did you start getting worried about south africa, only when the media talks about the world cup or xenophobia , that's when we see people like you around.

just for the record, what you guys see on tv is not actually what south africa looks like, so just clear that up among all the people in naija, this country is the shizniz, just a few bad misrepresentations,.

londoner what do you know abouth the history of this country you just saying stuff you don't know.

didn't you guys get the joke, hahahah, that wa so funny lmao, hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhhhhaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa

rythm city is of course better than isidingo, its more youthfull and fun, not too much serious stuff.

The media always has to  make things seem worse than they already are, this situation is not that bad, i am a student in this country and i can personally testify that i havent seen any sort of this behaviour, i don't know why this day and other news papers have to publish non factual reports, actually the main people been chased are zimbabweans and not nigerians, despite that i am not in support with the situation, i am just saying that the media are hyping up this situation unnecessarily.

look whose talking, mr whackster .
even you should know that i'm the next rap star
come on fool work on your rap so it can be up to the par
i've already set the bar
try reach it, i'll enjoy watching you fall on the tar
everyone can here your wackness from afar
your iq is as low as the strings of a guitar
my rap will blow you off like a cigar
let's imagine rap to be a car
i'll be a manual, you'll be aitomatic, you need no skill to drive your car
your rap needs oiling, try qatar
guess who would be proud of my rap, julius cesar
u better believe it nigga

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knock knock
who's ther?
nobody
nobody who?
,

what are you guys nervous about, that jamb, the same easy jamb that i know, waht nonsense,.

so flamini didn't leave for money?

you guys laugh at dry joke, what a boring joke this was

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

you always busy fool, what are you doing, masturbating
you need to go back to school, and learn to stop hating
my rap lines will make you drool,you wanna say something?
my rap is like fuel, it doesn't need fire but it'll lyrically blow up your brain,
now let me tell you the rule,my rap is like a acid rain
go back to pre school, before you become insane
my rap will make you have a mental strain
it'll take you high, fool, even though you though you haven't smoked cocaine
u haven't got a clue,I'll make it rain
my rap is the right tool, you still think you can win this battle? think straight

@ makavelel

when you were born, yo mamma looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

@ j unit


ur lucky im not ur kid
dam right god forbid
ok kid ill tell u now
Just leave ur computer and
walk away from ur seat
coz my rhymes are to complicated
they'll make ur brain over heat
make ur brain get easily snapped
eaisy hacked
passwords easily cracked
my location never tracked in s.a but
my lyrics continue to make u feel attacked
can’t even sleep
coz ur brain is being lyrically slapped all over the place
to be honest that is the end of the case
coz its hands down who one this lyrical race
its me and I easily
stormed 1st place

yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love, , and broke it, she walked into and antique store and asked, what's new?, your mamma is like a village bicyle, everyone rides on her, yo mamma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown into the gutters but she stil keeps coming back for more.

yo mamma is so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.

@ poster, this thread wasn't locked so u've got your wish, it's actually a nice thread where you can ask the moderators qwuestions, i was actually banned from posting threads for a week, so do what these guys say hey, any way mukina was up.

ayusman when did i ever brag about staying in south africa, don't put words into my mouth dog, , sorry dont edit what i post for me, anyway you want me to also diss yo mamma , ok. yo mamma is so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken. she somehow got fired from a Mouth Action, i saw her peeping through a glass window

@ nasyl

when I asked you to purchase me a Colour TV you asked me, 'Which colour?', you somehow got fired from a Blow-Job, you asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

itz j unit up on da mic ya betta get used to it
so shut up n go home and get on yo moms c*it
shit u cood only dream bout beatin me
shit man u prolly at home beatin yo meat
cuz my rimez iz hotta than yo b*tch
by da way u mite wanna leave her cuz she on my d*ck
b*tch try ta come bac i f*ckin dare you
cuz b*tch ull go home cryin like "boo-hoo"
but dats it im dun
so hurry up and spit bac son

yo mamma is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more,

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Telly
Telly who?
Telly your friend to come out.

knock knock, who's there, noma lee, noma lee who, nomalee i have my kees.

knock knock? who's there, yo mamma, yo mamma who, seriously it's yo mamma open the damm door.

knock knock, who's there, tank, tank who, you are welcome.

knock knock, who's ther, i love, i love who, idon't know you tell me.

@ clemsycul if you wanna diss my mamma go to musi section, go to rap battles and you'll see a yo mamma thread, then you can put your wahck yo mamma jokes, here's one for you

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

see you there if you wanna take me on.

invitation also to anyone else, and stop dissing the country which i stay in.

what are we discussing all this things for, wenger will do whatever he wants to do, don't be suprised if he doesn't sign any recognisable player this season, every year we keep on getting dissapointed with the names he brings in, and also you never know, you might not no the player but wenger knoes just how to select the right player we need, look at sagna.

makavelele read the name of da thread, 2 lines
you are so ugly, they gave you a middle name, 'accident'.