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Ariza:

I don't lie to myself, that one is certain.

That's why I like you. Always real.Fumi is a hypocrite and a pretender.Let her keep faking it for him.

funmisticqueen2:
I have the full package already. You're too late bro.

And you are here complaining and crying that you ve never cum during sex.

funmisticqueen2:
you are the desperate simp here. My sweet in the middle has never been tainted by your kind. And it will continue that way.

Goodbye

Wanted to help you experience the sweetness of a good dick but since you are bent on managing the one that doesn't make you cum,go ahead. But don't cheat on him after marriage. Bye.

Ariza:
I don't have a word to say.

Oh yeah. Please don't except you also fake your orgasm.

funmisticqueen2:
Lol, better go and use Vaseline, instead of sending to dm up and down

Yes I did and will continue sending it until you get dickmatized and cum all over the spread.Keep embarrassing the simp.

funmisticqueen2:
he's on top of his game oga. Thanks for the offer, but no need

Then shut up and fake your orgasm in peace.

Sixfeetbelle:
Assuming she knows how to. And the man accepts she teach him.

Fine.then you girls should stop complaining. If a lady wants to enjoy sex,let her be open and free to participate while they are at it.For you to use "assuming""means that you all are pretenders.You all knows how to Bleep but always lazy when at it and pretend you don't enjoy it while telling the guy not to stop pumping your ass

Sixfeetbelle:
Riding doesn't come naturally to man during sex. Missionary maybe, but not this.

Can't a woman teach a man how to Bleep?

sassysure:
Most ladies are very shy.
Society also made ladies became shy unnaturally.

A guy who isn't inhibited ought to encourage his lady to be exploitative.
And even though some virgins have read and fantasized a lot about such things, they need to be guided.

Yes men should do everything even teach her how to Bleep yet we are equal.

Sixfeetbelle:
And pray, tell, how can a virgin ride like a pro if the husband doesn't teach her?

ITS A NATURAL SOMETHING. WHO TAUGHT THE MAN HOW TO RIDE?

Sixfeetbelle:
There are certain comments you make that blazingly show that you're in your early twenties. Even men who have been hurt by women do not respond like this.

He is right.

Brazenbabe:
Shock them sis
Let them know that even a nun knows a horrible man-lay when she meets one
They would always know something is missing, even if you can't put your finger on it

Why won't something miss when you pussy is as wide as a bore hole.

Genset:
Very true. The first time i had sex i was VERY DISAPPONTED and angry too. I had imagined how sex was going to be only to end up disappointed. Then, sex to me was simply overrated. It wasn't long before i broke up with the dude. Nonsense and ingredients . Then, i didnt really know what good sex was about till i met my now boyfriend . Sex with him is simply amazing i must confess. Boy just game and make me change my perception towards sex which is 'Good sex is not OVERRATED actually' . It just has to be good

Yes. Why won't you be disappointed when you are too lazy to even whine your tiny waist for him. Sex is a two way thing.Go learn how Bleep

crackkhaus:
Story..

Most of you are lazy in bed and can't mount a man long enough to reach orgasm before you start complaining that your thighs are paining you.

A woman who knows how to ride díck like a pro reaches orgasm faster...you can take this fact to world bank.

Don't mind them. Too lazy even to Bleep.

dataking:
You are smart. Good one

Jealousy na him go kill both of you

funmisticqueen2:
I won't talk too much

Tell that your nairaland boyfriend to up his game so you can enjoy sex and squirt.If he can't. Tell me,I will definitely make you cum and keep asking for more.

funmisticqueen2:
I won't talk too much

Yea.You don't have anything to say.

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

Mitchewww. The one I just BLEEPED now was screaming and screaming,asking me not to stop. She squirted all over my bed spread and keep asking for more. I guess they are the ones you re talking to? Truth is that ladies enjoy sex more than guys

bigpicture001:
Bros take it easy.. ?

Hope ur not on weed

Do you want some? But nah kwale weed oo.

Munzy14:
I don't even advise a young agile guy having a situation ship with single mom..

It paints the guy as weak man, tackling a problem another man created.


And it also project a guy filled with inferiority complex.

We have a lot young, beautiful tear rubber ladies here and there abeg.

Exactly bro

Saintmary:
The problem is, fransiscabless thinks this guy loves her, we all know he doesn't. He only decided to date a single mom because he thinks she is loose and will give in to sex easily. She is unaware of that fact.
If he is looking for an arrangement of convenience, he should have been upfront about it.
This deception will only hurt this lady at the end of the day.

Chop knuckle.You have sense.

Franciscabless:
Thanks for calling my baby a bastard. All your life you will not hear a cry of a baby in your households, you will remain impotent all your life

SHATAP there.Who is her father?

Omar09:
The odds of that happening is one in one thousand men.

I said this because the fact he went for a SM says he's got no game. Op will milk him till he bleeds. Calm down.

Only but if the man is a simp.

Saintmary:
Don't say yes to every man who asks you out.
Don't agree to sex with everyone who asks you.
Don't have sex with your boyfriend immediately he asks.
Once a man starts pestering you for sex, he is planning to chop and go. It means you are not valuable in his eyes, it means you are only valuable for sex to him.
You need to work on setting your life straight, don't expect a man to do that for you.
Have some standards Madam.

If she had standard,she wouldn't be I this her present situation. She will still get preg again and again because she can't keep her pants up

Ariza:
You will be right only if there wouldn't be any 'investment'. If she's set out to milk the guy as advised and she succeed, the guy should be castrated.


As for Op, person wey no go wise no go wise.

Do you think that the said man is a fool? He will still deceive her,Bleep her and litter her when he is done.

Ariza:
I no blame you, na the idiot wey wan fuvk single mother with a year and half baby I blame.

Bleed ko, kill ni.

A single mother with a less than 1 yr and 6 months old baby that haven't realized her mistakes but still open her pussy for men should be bleeped and refucked until she get sense.

Dobson43:
The op is cute.


Toughened up babe, this too will pass.


Pls give the infected one chloroquine

YOU go soon Bleep your fellow man. Continue

Only you get friend with HIV,only your u again get friend with Coronavirus. Abeg go check yourself

franchasng:
the ass is okay, fine face does not make a girl beautiful, she is good to go with the angle of that ass I am seeing up there

If so,let her go and consult her village People to findout where her problem lies.