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This Bernie Sanders is a very stupid socialist... How can you punish the people that have worked hard, taken risks and invested their time and energy just because they got the natural reward of intelligent effort? Worse still, Bernie Sanders is a bloody rich man, actually a millionaire or may be a billionaire sef... But the old fool is saying nobody should make money despite providing goods and services + employment!!
In socialist thinking, everyone should be poor and yet stuff should be shared for free to the fucking poor.

Sanchez01:
As at yesterday, Jeff Bezos net worth was $199.7 Billion. Today, his net worth is $204 billion, meaning he made $200 million in 24hrs; during a pandemic when the world has been halted and most businesses impacted.

Populism benefits the rich, no doubt. Amazon doesn't give warehouse workers paid sick leave. Cost for 2 weeks sick leave: $480M, or 0.6% of fortune Bezos added this year. It cut $2/hour hazard pay. Cost: $140M/month, 0.2% of fortune added.

A disturbing trend is the the federal reserve, which sets the precedence of inflated stock market prices, and account for most of Jeff Bezos' wealth. Abolishing this will beat down inflated stock market prices and prevent this grotesque figure. Getting wealthier during a pandemic looks like something that is realistic only in sci-fis.

This backs my concern...

- Bernie Sanders
https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1298739359013896195

I have the same situation but I don't see it as a problem, at least not a big one.I have had girls complain about how soft my body is & how hard the D is ....it is difficult for me to walk barefooted on even an averagely rough terrain.
Thank God that you don't have to do 'labourer' work to survive, that is when a soft skin is a curse instead of a blessing.

trueguy573:
Good day Nairalanders, I decided to post this here due to its population.

I can't help but notice that my skin is too soft and smooth nearly like that of a newborn. I have 3 sisters. I and 2 of them took our mother's skin. We all have soft skins but mine is extra soft. It is also very sensitive to the core.

Actually, the main issue that prompted me to post this is that triming my hair and beard is hell especially when the barber begins to re-shape the hair line back of the head or scrape off the hair under my chin. When the clipper comes in contact with my skin, I would literally feel like jumping up due to the excruciating pain. It was as if one was drawing with a knife on my skin. It took a lot of self-control and fear of getting cut to bear it all. My beard also isn't helping out as it grows rapidly.

I'm frustrated. Most barbers and folks I've been with acknowledged that my skin was soft. The only advantage of my skin is that ladies love to feel em especially when we hug and it glows attractively backed up with shea butter and coconut oil. Anytime I felt the razor pain, I was more determined to be rich as poverty would really deal with me and my determination is coming to reality, thanks to God.

Anyway please help me out with this, what natural item can make my skin thicker? I need your recommendations. I know I'm not the only one facing this. I would really appreciate your input. Anyone out there who knows a practical step to get a thicker skin?

Openbusiness:
see, man to man, you know how wooing works, right? It is an investment of "Time". "Time" here is not just a singular thing alone. "Time" here means:
✓ actual hours or moments of time you spent relating and communicating +
✓ the mental resources +
✓ attention devoted +
✓ the energy spent +
✓ physical resources deployed: money spent, materials etc

Now let me tell you, for a casual friendship, you don't devote much "time". Hello , hi once in a while. Negligible thing. No mutual attraction, so you guys don't get close. But for a case like OP, where there is mutual attraction, no guy ever gets to the point where you and a girl are all mentally warped together and involved together communicating back and forth on a daily, if there's no investment of "time", unless the girl na hoelosho or the slutty nympho type. The guy invested his time, she invested hers too. It got to a point to they were mutually involved and then he breaks the ice that he "loves" her. She shoves it aside, goes cold on that issue, doesn't reciprocate, even when she knew she felt the same way, claiming she wanna study him more, yen yen yen, lame excuses. If you wanna study someone more then you give them gap, so they don't catch on too soon. So the guy feels, oh maybe she ain't feeling me like I'm feeling her, not because she didn't say I love you too immediately. But because she ghosted him regarding that matter. She could have said later that, ABC about that I love you, it's not like I don't love you, I really like you but I need to be sure your love and intentions are real and you're not trying to just get laid, because I really like you so much and if you play me, it will break my heart. A honest discussion like that would have been ok and the ball will be in the guy's court to prove to her his intentions are good and he wants to be in the game for as long as possible. Because let's face the fact, not every girl you date is gonna lead to marriage, you never know for certain, we just go in blind and hope for the best, sometimes the vibes fade after a short time and nothing you can do about it but to let go, and sometimes the vibes grow more and more and you bond to the next level. That's the truth. If you know you can't handle this simple reality, then best to avoid dating completely and just find a guy and move straight to altar the next day. Anyways, she cuts him off as per the dating matter, because when a man starts declaring ILY, that's what he wants. ILY = let's date. Sex might or might not be involved. It's left for her if she wanna take it to that level. No be by force or rape. People can date months or years without sex na. I once dated a girl, she said no sex. No wahala na. After 5 days, na she carry am come give me chop herself. I have dated a girl that said no sex, that she dey follow the dating 3 Months No Sex Rule, after 1 month na she drop the cookie jar herself. And I have dated girls that didn't say no sex but it was a no sex relationship. So it's a choice. The power to choose is there. Not every dating has sex involved. So saying that she cut him off on that matter because she doesn't wanna have sex na wash. She has seen fine boy she wanna keep on the side while she explores and sees whether there's more out there. So she just wanna be wasting his "time" while the guy keeps investing to maintain or grow their level of involvement. She's playing mind games with him. Messing with his feelings. But the guy being a woke guy has already decoded the mind games and has brushed it off. So he ain't bothered, he doesn't wanna invest himself in a failed venture. So he is switching on and off, hopefully whatever involvement they had can fizzle out and everybody find their way back to normal hello hi once in a while friend zone level. That's why he invited her, then stood her up AND DELIBERATELY told her another girl was sleeping over his place. I mean c'mon he didn't have to tell her that info na on a normal level. But he did it to let her know he ain't got time for her rubbish mind games. Shey she wanna study him more, he has given her INFO to do research on. Now she dey cry come Nairaland looking for answer for project, so she can graduate from University. Ok na. Make she dey find wetin no loss. The guy has shown her his feeling is not her toy to be playing with. Let her go to Yaba market and buy toy.

Time for guys is equivalent to Pussy for gals... If you let a girl waste your time or you waste your time on a girl, it is the equivalent of rape for you!
Controversial but definitely true...

magicminister:
This is excellent!!

To our brothers and sisters with one disability or another, you’re part of us and hopefully, we will build a country a looks out for each and every one of you.

My recommendation

1- mandate all public buildings in Nigeria to have an accessible entrance and exit for disabled people

2- start a national scheme where disabled people can get special parking permit and mandate all public offices to have Atleast 5 designated parking spot close to the building for disabled people.

3- start a program to provide some level of employment for disabled people and also provide technical skills for those that can work.

Buhari, you have your flaws but this is a step in the right direction sir.

good thinking.... are you a pwd?

skygist:
We have seen and witnessed seasons of the Big Brother Naija with housemates that have wowed us with the level of Intelligent Quotient. It is agreed that not everyone is intelligent but the few on this list are definitely of the scholars’ world.

1. Bisola Aiyeola (Bisola)

This multi-talented personality that graced the second season of the Big Brother Naija show is in no doubt an embodiment of vast knowledge. Her experience of both the sweet and bitter parts of life really built a tutor that could school you on real-life situations. Bisola is an actress, Television presenter and singer.

2. Omololu Shomuyiwa (Lolu)

This guy was literally referred to as the encyclopedia of the Double Wahala edition of the show. His conversations were always seasoned with wisdom as you are sure to learn something new from him every time he speaks. Outside the House, Omololu worked in the corporate world of banking and media.

3. Tobi Bakre (Tobi)

Tobi, who is currently ruling the world in the movie industry and across, was a goal-getter in the House. Before he got into the Season 3 show of BBNaija, he worked as a banker and showcased his level of intelligence while on the show.

4. Madu Jackye (Jackye)

Jackye featured in Season 4, Pepper Dem. She is a true definition of “Women dominating the world” as she is a professional Software Engineer. She once led her team to win a contract to build a Fintech app for one of the top technology companies in Africa. While in the House, she showed no less of her lioness spirit.

5. Olamilekan Agbelese (Laycon)

The intellect of the Housemate who is nicknamed Laycon in the ongoing Lockdown edition is undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with by the knowledgeable. Laycon studied Philosophy from the University of Lagos. Whoever knows that course and the Nigerian Universities would understand that it is a daunting field of study and Laycon did not just graduate but finished with a very good grade of Second Honours (Upper Division). And times and times again, he has proven his intelligence through his conversations in the House.

An added bonus to this list is Prince Ewerem. Prince has been gaining momentum in recent days by the viewers of the ongoing Season 5. We are still accessing.

http://skygist.com/2020/08/5-most-intelligent-big-brother-naija-housemates-of-all-time/

All of them na Mumu sef!! is sex not a proxy for intelligence? What have they contributed in concrete terms to humanity

Patrioticman007:
That its a fact killing of innocent Nigerians life has been going on in Kaduna, since the military era. The Zango kataf is still fresh on our memory.
When Yakowa was Governor, he truly formabled by not building a military cantonment for Nigerian Army to occupy for free in other to protect Nigerians living in that area.
That El Rufai is now being blamed for those skirmish is now the other of the day, forgetting that a southern Kaduna Christian Governor failed to do proper investigation on this matter.

Yakowa was the first and only Governor of Kaduna state and el Rufai cannot build a military cantonment for Nigerian Army to occupy

mariahAngel:
E pele sah!

Eshe mah... How are you doing?

Because he made a consequential point that resonates with you, Ma!

mariahAngel:
Why is an inconsequential random person's tweet on the front-page?

adecz:


This government only make achievements
by indiscriminate telling of blatant lies.


When you refuse to believe their
childish lies, you are labelled a "Wailer"
or disenfranchised looter..


Imagine if a Christian was president or
in charge of security, the Muslim north
will say all the killings in the north are
been sponsored by them.


Now that Muslims are in charge, the so-called
Northern leaders have lost their voices
& the Hausa slaves of the Fulani who
are the major victims are afraid of
complaining about their Fulani masters.


I'm sorry to say, but northeners are only
good at seeking lucrative govt
appointments to embezzle money to
marry as many wives as possible, spoil
their children with the stolen money &
be going to Mecca every two months.

Incompetence is their second name.

I disagree with some of your submissions BUT YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT NORTHERNERS SUDDENLY BECOMING SILENT BECAUSE A MUSLIM NORTHERNER IS THE RULER! if this killings were during Jonathan's time, somehow they will have 'evidence' that it is Christians through CAN trying to kill them off but now silence of the grave is the order of the day...
Unfortunately, Buhari has failed Nigeria woefully, worst hit is the North that he rode to power on!
By the way, where is that cursed man always speaking like a dullard to court favor of the north? MUMURIC Man, ... he is quiet!

Xbee007:
Believe this story at your own peril. Bawal has a very wide imagination. He makes up lots of stories every year just for the fun of it.

Baba, I know of a similar story of one employed guy who was married to a private school teacher. The guy’s brother lives with them in one self contained room. My mind has never gone to how they will be fuccking with a full adult sharing a room with them until this story...
God help those in need and give us a heart to help those around us. Chaiii

luluosas:
What stops you from making the sitting room her bedroom? Na waoh

My dear, na single room with toilet inside ooo... no palour!

NerdyRudeGyal:
Mtcheew. You should be sympathetic towards her plight, not do things to make her feel uncomfortable.

Mtcheeew!! !!!
Sympathetic to her plight and stop fuccking her sister or what?
My friend, her plight is that we will fucck and fall from bed on top of her head... a 30 year old woman should not be sharing a self contained with married people... she is supposed to be getting fucckd in her own house or worse case, her own room.
Atleast, it is even good that the man is decent enough not to include her in the fuccking sessions or even arrange her own duty days.

NerdyRudeGyal:
Why not?

You and your wife will have to find the time when she's not in then, since she's not moving out anytime soon. Perhaps you two could help her get her own place, or help her find her own spouse.

If na me ooo
I go dey Bleep my wife steady since na my house.
When i naked dey waka inside house she no gree leave... If I fucck her sister one wicked style, na only she go park vomit.
She has to adjust not her hosts...

I chyke one fine girl for PHC wey be OOO member... Dem no warn me before I japa comot from love before dem go use my head cook pepper soup for coven!!!!
I kuku tell am say dem don transfer me comot for naija even though na from Yankee I come open my small pure-water biz dey catch my cruise!

Stylekay:


Honestly I have lost reasons on why I should continue to stay alive. I can't continue again except there's an intervention in form of help that should come my way. It's unfortunate but I can't continue like this again.

Take am easy ooo.
Don't go and do something to yourself that you won't even have an opportunity to regret.
It may be bad but it is never the end!
Which kind of help do you need?

MrBrownJay1:
again, let me post what i initially wrote so you stop foolishly quoting me aimlessly, with the same garbage:

Mtcheeeew... Garbage head plus garbage mind with garbage mouth to match.
Senseless social media jurists... You insist one is not innocent without a conviction because according to you, he paid the police - which he may have done but you don't have a proof. Hence, an objective basis of guilt or innocence must be adhered to, to avoid the kind of social media convictions common among the SJW generation.
The injured party can take their grievance to a court for justice not for public opinion which is worthless and does not even help a victim, anyway!

MrBrownJay1:
BWAAAAAH! so you read what i posted but decided not to use it to educate yourself?!
now use your brain and ask yourself this simple question: DID ANY JUDGE FOUND DBANJ GUILTY/INNOCENT?!



many guilty criminals pays up victims in order for them to NOT testify or just drop the case...ASK pedo MJ and/or R Kelly... or better yet, educate yourself on how a certain French IMF boss (DSK) raped an African maid in NY and got away with it by simply paying off the victims and her family. everyone knows DSK raped that woman, yet the case never went to trial. are you now saying he is INNOCENT of raping the babe?!?!

thank me later for educating you!



bro, do i have to use your brain for you....THINK....it AINT ILLEGAL YET!
again... Dbanj was never found innocent nor guilty by any court of law/judge. although the case was dropped, the babe can bring back the case if she has new proof or evidence... if Dbanj was INDEED found innocent of the said crime, he COULDNT be tried again for the same crime. its called DOUBLE JEOPARDY, duh!!!

abeg, educate yourself so i dont have to do it for you.

its not a question of your obviously uninformed opinion, the sane world starts with the assumption of innocence for everyone then seeks a proof of guilt or innocence in the face of an allegation. But a fool would not know that... when a stark irrational illiterate pretends to be literate then he keeps arguing against all of logic and humanity.
Nobody says D'banj is guilty or innocent but the law presumes him to be innocent until the allegation against him is proven... with proofs! not your stupid illiterate opinion that you hold dear.
You definitely can never talk sense to a fool that has a predetermined position on an issue. worse still, one that thinks the world cares about how he feels.
you keep blabbing nonsense, when the simple truth is about presumption of innocence for everyone, including you - yet a low life with an illusion of intellectual grandeur wants to educate with nonsense!!!

presumption of innocence is what keeps everyone out of jail until guilt is proved by a competent court of law - if that presumption does not hold true, your empty skull would being chilling in some jail somewhere without proof of your guilt- or better still the empty skull would have been used for isi-ewu, deservedly! - like what other goat heads are used for.

MrBrownJay1:
what the hell are you talking about... are you really that brainless that you would just write nonsense online?!?!?!

a woman accuses Dbanj of rape while he denied it... and until A) that woman recant her accusation or B) a judge finds him guilty/innocent, NOBODY....and i repeat, NOBODY can say that he is either innocent or guilty of the crime.... if you dont like my opinion on the subject, why should i (or anyone) care? go hug a holy transformer for relief.

now, brainless people (like yourself) would claim that because the cops found no proof, he is therefore innocent, while i am stating a simple FACT! if you dont like it, then thats all on you, live with it. facts are facts!

This is a sentence you wrote. A sentence not even a phrase!
"nobody can claim that a man is innocent (because they couldnt find proof) unless a judge/court of justice says so."
so what does a judge use to determine guilt and innocence? IT IS PROOF!
so what the hell are you talking about blabbing about not liking your demented opinion?
Just to educate your stupidity, EVERYONE IS PRESUMED INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY! In other words, until there is a proof that he or she is guilty! The default is presumed innocence until guilt is proven.
if you have any rational brain at all then it is on break. you go about making stupid emotional arguments claiming you have a brain.

Your opinion ceases to be yours once you bring it to a public discourse, Mr. opinion!

MrBrownJay1:
are you really "that" brainless or what?! YOU quoted me, YOU are the one who questioned my opinion on the subject, and now you expect me to go read the irrelevant garbage that you posted/responded to earlier. who gives a fukc?! i gave my opinion, if you dont like it, waka pass and dont waste my time quoting me.

nobody can claim that a man is innocent (because they couldnt find proof) unless a judge/court of justice says so.

... and you have the audacity to say that you have a brain?!?!?!?!

You brainless idiot... how do you establish guilt without PROOF?
Gerrout with your fooolishness... good luck with convicting people without proof!

MrBrownJay1:
use your brain so i dont have to do it for you: unless that woman (who accused him of rape) aologize or recant her claim, then only a trial can prove him innocent... and certainly not a hush-hush agreement out of court payout/settlement.

That is all assuming you have some brain and you are capable of using it! gerrout, olodo!
Go back and read the post I responded to, as well as my response....

MrBrownJay1:
just because there is NO EVIDENCE does not mean he is innocent, it simply means there is no way to prove he did/didnt do it.

Dbanj clearly stated that he is suing the babe because of the embarrassment and psychological trauma... so technically, whether she withdraws her case or not is irrelevant and she will STILL be sued.



settled out of court while his name has been dragged through the mud... really?! no innocent man in his right mind would have a "hush-hush" agreement with a woman who accuses him of rape...NONE!

So how do you prove guilty or lack of innocence without EVIDENCE?
Are you using your brain to argue this issue or you are just typing because finger no dey pain you?

Righteousness89:
How I Wish Dapo and Everyone of us will use this Same Energy used in Clearing his Name to Prepare ourselves, Clear our Names from the book of Death and Surrender to Jesus Christ...

How I wish Dapo and Everyone of us will use this Energy to Ensure our Names are Written in the Book of Life..

There is no lawyer or Arguments over there!

It's Either Proceed or Depart!

It's Either Welcome Home my Child or Depart from me ye that Work Iniquity!

They That Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

I hope you know that being annoying can put your name in the book?

Righteousness89:
How I Wish Dapo and Everyone of us will use this Same Energy used in Clearing his Name to Prepare ourselves, Clear our Names from the book of Death and Surrender to Jesus Christ...

How I wish Dapo and Everyone of us will use this Energy to Ensure our Names are Written in the Book of Life..

There is no lawyer or Arguments over there!

It's Either Proceed or Depart!

It's Either Welcome Home my Child or Depart from me ye that Work Iniquity!

They That Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

Mtcheew, have you cleared your own name?
How do you know those whose names are in the so called book of death if you are not the publisher?
Have you seen the book that you are arrogantly using to already judge others whose spiritual standing, you don't know?

Add me: 0703.114.9030

NoTimeZone:
A short story
A child does bad
Public: leave em he/she is still a child

A child becomes an adult, does more bad
Public: dont touch em, he is an adult, just advise and pray

Adult commits felony
Public: blames the parents for pampering the child
Moral lesson:public is a hypocrite

Public is really a hypocrite and sometimes olodo too

gaskiyamagana:
Wail, wailing, Wailer

Sai Baba
Sai Buhari
SSai APC
Chai Wailers

Sai Baba! Wailers are in Katsina, Kaduna, Zamfara, Borno enjoying NEXT LEVEL....
sai APC
Sai Baba

Tabarmar kunya ...

gaskiyamagana:
THRASH THRASH THRASH.

Thrash, thrash, thrash...when the truth does not fit your myopic, bigoted narrative.
can you dispute with facts what is stated?
you turned Buhari to a tin-god that you worship but you are shocked to discover that he used lies and deception to get power. now we all see that he is a weak, dishonest, masses hating, tribalistic, sectional person with nothing special about him.
Did he fulfill any of the promises he made when he was crying to deceive the northern masses? which section of the country is worse hit by poverty and insecurity?
It is only always Jonathan and PDP that are corrupt despite all the corruption and looting happening under your tin-god, yet you think you can continue deceiving yourself by spreading vile propaganda and hypocrisy!
what happened to the moneys borrowed and looted in the name of insecurity and poverty eradication??
Mallam, daga barin gaskiya fa sai bata... bissalam!

FloxySmart:
Men are the most dumb, just look at this one

He twisted the topic to religion and that was dumb. But to twist the twisted story to gender and to generalize the way you did is stupid, dumb and pure senseless.
Men are dumb, compared to what gender? Definitely not women!

gaskiyamagana:
Thank you very much.
The embarrassment he left behind we are still cleaning. ATM Dasuki.

ATM Sabiu Tunde Daura nko... From recharge card seller to a multi billionaire
Who owns 9mobile and YEDC?
This is a government of hypocritical thieves whose scandals will stink worse than any other.

What of ATM Buratai?
What of ATM Magu?

What of the fulani 'peace' enjoyed in Katsina, kaduna, Sokoto, zamfara, kebbi?

What of the 1billion euro debt for bokoharam?

Officialgarri:
Because of ordinary Ecowas envoy appointment.
Goodman that Nigerians couldn't stand his sight and had to boot him out

Not Nigerians but northern tribal bigots who believe that someone of a different belief should not lead.
Look who the so-called "Nigerians" have forced into office and look what disaster is done to the people and country.
Hypocrisy personified

[quote author= post=91495701]To end the first page of this thread...
Let's contribute our quota......

Under the Muhammadu Buhari administration, nobody is above scrutiny.
The investigation is to reinforce transparency and accountability, rather than to vitiate it.

“Accountability for our actions or inactions is an inalienable part of democracy.
In such an elevated position as that of EFCC Chairman, the holder of the position must be above suspicion.

“There’s no prejudgment — absolutely none. The Buhari administration can be counted on to uphold fairness and justice at all times.”

This is unprecedented in the history of our nation.
GOD BLESS PMB for all the he is doing to make this country work again.
MAY all the enemies of the country be put to shame and die miserably in their frustration.
May they all die in the zoos like animals they believe they are.
Past administration will be shouting power of immunity, looting criminals.
NIGERIA will be great again in our lifetime.

Again, God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.

A man after God's heart.[/quote]This is the most ignorant, hypocritical post I have seen on this forum... it is grossly selfish too

Fokosobo:
so you also disagree with Adeboye on MouthAction because MouthAction wasn't mentioned in the Bible?

Yes, totally disagree with him, completely, is Adeboye divine?
Bathing together increases bonding and is a great pre-intimacy, you mumuski.

Mouth action, breast action oooo all action agreed on by both parties to give and get maximum pleasure are permitted, recommended and encouraged in marriage.

Obviously, you are not married
copy and paste without context is not good.
We dey fucck, suck, lick plate, dicck our wives wey God give us. If madam wan blow mic self, na ha own property.
You lash madam finish and your father inlaw will be saying "weldone my son" .
That is why you are married, to enjoy pleasure with the confines of a committed relationship.