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Sonnobax15:

Animal...... instead of the bush cow to kukuma stay there and serve his jail terms in the U.k,at least he'll be fed well there..... Unlike Nigerian prisons,if hand venture touch am here,na otilor be him name for the rest of his life

See as I'm even talking as if our Nigerian police can apprehend him . The same set of wereys who have been taking forever to catch a huge thief like Yahaya Bello

Do you know the definition of rape in the UK?

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/no-amount-of-anointing-can-fight-sexual-temptation-says-adeboye/

What of the lust to loot money from gullible members in the name of tithe and offering while you are flying private jets.

Righteousness2:
[i]I Fully and Comprehensively Stand with GOD'S COVENANT nation, ISRAEL.
Everything and Anything to Crush the Enemies of ISRAEL , do it. Give them Wotowoto.


God will ask no one if they stood up for America, Nigeria, Germany, India or any other nation. He will only ask if they stood up for ISRAEL.

In these historic times of biblical proportions, let the enemy not deceive you. STANDING WITH ISRAEL IS NOT AN OPTION FROM GOD; IT'S A COMMANDMENT FROM GOD.


[b]

Which of th gods made the convenant?
These worthless juice started trouble by bombing a sovereign nation- an embassy is an independent country.
The people gave a measured response which was just a deterrent and then you summoned war car cabinet?

You a nothing burger country without community effort of the US both financially and militarily. Iran go knack una mama Nyah’s h for war.

Fvck your so called convenant. Dem go use the same convenant annihilate u a wicked ass.

The German hitman should have completely solved the jewitch problem once and for all.

See the evil they are doing to Palestinians - very heartless and devilish pipe lasan

there are flushable wipes that decompose but normal wipes will surely block the drain as they do not decompose for years!!!

MrBrownJay1:
in some countries like Brasil, yes i had to put it in a bin next to the loo, as it is very normal to do there, but elsewhere i always flush it down and never had any issue whatsoever. been using wipes for more than 10yrs now, there are wipes in each and every toilets in my house.

MrBrownJay1:
i fully disagree, water is not needed if you use baby wipes and it actually does the business quite nice.

BTW if you didnt tell this girl about shiit in her nyansh then you are part of the problem here.

Baby wipe Dey block toilet!

GBPUSD:
Barbering hair as a female. If I was to be a lady, I'd learn barbing. You'll get more patronage as a lady than your male counterparts doing the work.

Girls already have a very lucrative business which is also capital free -more lucrative than any other business!
The shop Dey scent like fish sef
The

If you make a mistake and stroll into the hands of a poor man’s daughter..eeehhhnnn…
She will transfer all the failures and ambitions of her poor father to you and still have the guts to call a young-man broke.
Meanwhile, her old man that has not achieved anything apart from birthing a hookup lowlife is at home.

Avoid some poor people daughters

Tell am oo

RingRoadMafia:
We saw better liars than you during Buhari's regime.

You're tying to make it look like an Oil Drilling Company that has NOTHING to do with Subsidy money being paid to Fuel Marketers is leaving because they stopped making money due to the Subsidy removal wey no concern them. That can only be believed by your agbado brethren that lack the capacity to think, not sensible Nigerians.

They're leaving because the environment is no longer business friendly! They aren't making any profit and the cost of running their businesses is becoming ever more steep. This has been the case since the last 8 years. Companies that decide to stay have no choice but to continue to hike the prices of their products to meet up with the ever increasing cost of running business. APC has ruined this country!

Do better, come up with better lies.

Ekpa is the Prime Minister of Biafra!
These people never cease to amaze me.

Fighter2029:
A group of men that has the mindset to dehumanize primary school kids and their teachers is a simple a terrorist group,Simon Ekpa days of terrorizing the southeast is coming to an end,a man sits at the comfort of his home in Finland with all his family and makes himself available to be used in terrorizing his kinsmen and thinks he will escape judgement.

TheFreshVanilla:
The guy is a nuisance.

Na man or woe-man?

You have not escapes anything yet ooo

Why do you want to kill yourself for a few minutes of enjoyment?
Is sex really worth the risk you are exposing yourself to?

KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

As you paid the bill, did you die?

Mek women too dey feel how e dey do men.

A man asked you out on date which by definition is to get to know you because he does not know you, obviously. But you went to carry the spirit of glutiny and theft to eat what you can never use your own money to eat. Now dem say mek you contribute for wetin you use your own mouth chop.. you don dey shout worst date.

If your own brother carry two glutinous hippopotamus go date and he spent 400k in a night, will you be happy?

Oloshi buruku...awon worst date! No be all man be simp

Hambivert:
For the amount of time Jack Dorsey led Twitter, Twitter never declared profits. Of all the ideas in the world, Jack decided to have an exact Twitter copy. Talk about being bereft of ideas.

Elon Musk's strategy in re-positioning Twitter and giving him financial succour to his lavish purchase may be controversial, but I think it is a step in a right direction.

Elon overtime have proven why he is Elon irrespective of what naysayers opine. He transformed Tesla, Space X, and floated the Boring Company that would be sparogatively important when countries begin to invest in the Hyper loop transport system. He has a passion for Twitter, and for me passion with the right resources is all it takes to succeed.
In the future, I think Elon may handover the day to day running of Twitter to someone else, but this time is for stabilization and setting it up for profitable growth.

You are completely right!
Twitter had only 4months to bankruptcy when Elin bought it and in Q2 2023, the company is on its way to being cash flow positive for the first time in more than 10yrs.

Elon removed 80% of the staff that were mainly dead wood and Twitter is doing great as a company especially in its economics.

Daisy should go and dose jare!

Buy your car, my brother!

Atleast you can always 'ride' that one without any wahala

ijustdey:
https://www.newtelegraphng.com/i-need-time-to-digest-the-shock-hakimis-wife-breaks-silence/

Previous thread:
Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property

E shock you say you no fit thief "half of all his assets"

Apart from toto wetin you carry com the marriage? Why not just carry the same toto dey go mek he too carry his prick commot peacefully?

Why should you deserve his assets? Your own asset no dey your own body? Ole

You no see anything chop for the legend money, wetin you wan digest? Thief!

Gerrout of here ma friend...

Jennyclay:
The most funny thing about this Hakimi saga is that broke, poor and wretched men that don't even have single property are the ones putting this matter on their head like gele . #1 they don't have, they can't even send common 5k to their girlfriend/wife to buy common body cream.

Shame!! Shame!! Shame!!!!!!

You belong to the group of useless and worthless broke daughters of the poor whose only measure of love and success is when a man can "send common 5k to their girlfriend/wife to buy common body cream."

Why can't you have your own 5k to buy your own body cream that you will rub on your own body?

Can someone who cannot afford to buy her own cream without a man amount to anything?

Yet you have the effontry to be shouting shame when you are shame personified.

I hate poor, and poverty stricken leeches that feel they can call men broke and stingy when they don't get access to a man's resources.

If it is easy to be rich, why don't you go ahead and be rich for yourself without trying to guilt shame men into catering for you own needs as an adult?

Since a marriage is ending, why must a man loose his wealth along with loosing his family?

Why can't women jejely comot for the marriage without asking for money and assets?

A boy that has been playing football for over 10yrs meets a woman for 3yrs of marriage Divorce came and she wants half of all that he ever earned? Yet some women want to justify it.

See the thief saying she committed her life and her body to the marriage. Whose life and whose body did Hakimi use in the marriage??

The sheer arrogance and fraud.

Mallam Hassan, it is not correct. if two men sleep with a woman within a 72hrs window, any of the two can be the father of the child because the sperm from any of them can fertilize her eggs and she has no way of knowing.

Hassanmaye:
Matter what a woman can ascertain the father of a child because she knows who swims at the right time

poshestmina:
A married woman's comment has "set Facebook on fire" but married men promiscuous, reckless and dick-distributing lifestyles hasn't set the world on fire.

Una doh!

Men and women are different!

The consequences of sex are different for each gender and this is not even about superiority or discrimination.

Just like only women get to mensturate and carry babies.

Secondly, if one man sleeps with and impregnates a 1000 women, for example, the paternity of all 1000 little imps is clear and under no dispute. But if a woman sleeps with just two different men, the paternity of the outcome cannot be decided by the mother.

Thirdly, a cunt requires just ONE egg per ovulation to make a child while a nigga needs to pour out atleast a million swimmers to have the probability of making a child.

Lastly, commitment in a sexual relationship is in the best interest of the female species to optimise the probability of the protection and survival of her offsprings.

BUT ... it is a free world to try things out. The experiment might produce interesting outcomes to shape the future of scientific enquiry.

NB: I only spoke from the evolutionary biological and human psychological perspectives... personally, I like women, different women...all fine and shapely. I no dey hide mouth.

sorry, na HO mek me write all diz garbage otherwise, na snore I suppose to the snore now!

virginprincess:
One of the reasons why i can never get married to a mummy's boy.

Barawo lasan!

Go and make your own money!!!

Thief!

You can be disgusted all you want but my guy has his hard earned sweat money intact.

Useless leech wey dey disguise as life coach.

this boy wan still Bleep toto decay

It is still another woman trying to reap where she did not sow with the 'usual' rape accusation!
If she wants to leave the marriage why not leave? why does she have to go for more than half of his wealth when she has never kicked a ball in her gold digging life?

Rape accusation is the tool women use to destroy men.

adedayoa2:
but he raped someone, should she still stay in the marriage?

Patience2:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. Almighty God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen
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Faith
First Bank

Yout name na patience... just be patient. No food for stammer

VBCampaign:
Source: https://textandpublishing.com/the-deception-of-second-class-uppers-in-nigerian-universities/

Oga, you be olodo dat time... just accept your lot in life and move on. 2.1 and first class arre not overrated!

Foolish Daddy!

Muna4real:
My dear, you get Sense. Don't mind this foolish men clapping for rubbish. Aunty kemi was just paid to post this rubbish. Churchill even gave her photos. Lol. Has anyone asked why these photos are recent? Where are the photos when she was a baby?Where are the photos at her early stages of growth?My God,he doesn't even have childhood photos with the girl. The girl has passed puberty, that's when he remembers to see her. What a shame. If e sure for churchill, he should release childhood photos of his daughter and him. No be when the girl don almost reach to marry.

As for foolish men who will attack my comment, I'm Sorry you're blind. Hatred for Tonto has blinded you all.

No, Bola Tinubu won it by Nigerian standards!

Start preparing for 2027 if you are serious just incase he doesn't perform then you have a slim chance of unseating him.

But this one, nobody go give you the seat just forget it!

The process of his emergence may be faulty but I have a strong feeling that HE President BAT will make a good president!
We wait with hope and trust that God who controls all things, will help us as nation and as a people.

Beautiful nose... I like it
As you no like wetin God give you then at least appreciate wetin panel-beater give you na!

Shebi you wan correct God so that you go increase your ashawo value, ENJOY YOUR RESULTS NA!!

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRmosS9U_Aw

Lady raises alarm after failed nose surgery in Lagos 😯

you dont know what you are saying, sir!
Nigerian law prohibits public data to the cloud like so many other countries. therefore On-Prem is the feasible option.

Megabig:
This feels like 1980, Others are going to cloud and you are having on premise data center, make una de innovate, don’t just build because others did. Saving terabytes in a country where u have to ensure the center is constantly powered isn’t a good idea, I know this is an elephant project to milk us but if you are in IT, you will laugh over this sort of things…
Even the US high and top secret data are stored in private clouds which is way cheaper and maintained by the vendors. Na wa ohhhhh

But the government is bad na!!!

igbotormentor:
Head of Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ)---
Chris Isiguzo

PETROL
Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria IPMAN
----Chonedu Okonkwo

ELECTRICITY
Electricity workers association --- Joe Ajaero

FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS
Central bank of Nigeria - Godwin Emefiele

HEALTH
Nigerian Medical Association--Dr.Uche Ojinma

What do these critical sectors have in common ?

They are sectors that controls basic neccesities of any country

Look at the names of the heads of these institutions

They are all from one region of tge country

All of them

We all know the media has been against the pmb government since 2015

Fuel scarcity is no coincidence after 7 years of no scacity ,3 months to election it all starts .

We have enjoyed constant electricity for a long time

Now they hardly function

The Health workers go on strile just to make goveremt look bad

They are planing another strike in a few weeks

We can all see how the CBN has messed the country up

This is all not a coinsidence

Its all deliberate

NIGERIANS SHINE YOUR EYES !!!

I will suggest physics and the probably statistics BUT MAKE SURE YOU MAKE ATLEAST A 2.1

It is more important than the name of the course.

Physics is best, if you can bend own, study and avoid cultist or women in the university!!