aboki na aboki

my laundry guy wey be Muslim don celebrate the Xmas pass me wey be Christian!! Dude has been rocking different designers since yesterday

EXLOVER:
She look so sick.

Doing giveaway this xmas. I'm giving 5k each to first 10 people to quote this comment.

baba d 5k sure for me, 0245672063 GTB

And GENESIS has been chopping my money since

EGG you cannot eat, is that one an Egg

Aye melody them

youngbabaj:
Him next of kin now, , go dey smile

did u know that this man borrowed more than 200 million naira from someone??

God punish you, if that's d hustle u want for Us

Lcf69:
Character matters.

some girls are just sexually attractive!! Whenever u see them, u just want to bleep

Quote me!!! AJ will send Andy ruiz to Coma

Life for you,them go don date, break up, Bleep different people and still Come back to settle down for life

nicelaw:
But how do people really say those things on social media?
like you don't have relatives, Siblings, Colleagues at work, class mates on your friends list?
Imagine a colleague or Relative who hold you in high esteem seeing this on your Timeline..
It's crazy if you ask me..

life na per head!!! Live it the way it suits you, how many times the so called relatives and friends don call and ask how u re surviving

It doesn't grow, but once removed, it will still come out again

1stNumeroUno:


I remembered that match...

it can't be 2014 bro!!! It's 2018 world cup

MedicH:



Chances are 1 in a million. Compare with the risk of passing beside a policeman with rickety assault rifle arguing with a bus driver. Na this one I fear pass.

calm down! Na Grace dey save us all!!! Person dey even from sleep die go

MedicH:
Each time I'm outside I feel very scared. That's why I'm chronic indoor type

living is a risk!! What if your roof falls on you ??

Blacks killing blacks

Auladimeji2:
Why will Kanu be absent be my own wahala, he ought to be there,Lead by example

General no dey go war

FarahAideed:
Stupid Nigerians can't see we are losing billion of dollars in legitimate opportunities because of these Yahoo men that want to steal just 50 million dollars...Oh Black man when will you ever see the big picture

is it the billions that will go into d pocket of selected individuals!! I'm not supporting them,they did d crime,and enjoyed the proceeds,so its time for them to do d time, but still better than shedding blood!!!

heskeyw:

They told us that wase is very very hot. If u commit for camp, NYSC officials will threaten you with Wase lga.

exactly i served in Kanke!! They share a common boundary with pankshin,once u get to the boundary,u will immediately notice a difference in temp!! If u re coming from kanke,u will start feeling cold,i like their weather condition

heskeyw:
Jos is not even cold when compared to other towns in plateau. The cold in jos na only BSc him get. If u visit pankshin or mangu, na there u go see where cold dey offer PhD education to the residents.

pankshin is highest!! Mangu is cold but i think jos is colder!!! Kanke,langtang and d rest re very hot

helphelp:


Ose assistant god wey sabi how future go be like ... meanwhile, you for don drop hint for social media make men carry you "Ndidi to score" nna ehn better odds be that ooo

my prediction b4 d match

My prediction b4 the match

Emmzy201:
Which type of dressing is this for God's sake
Agbada on timberland

that's how starsdo

Now somone can rest

Seems only useless people now excel in this country

EL-RUFAI IN AUTO-CRASH

PREMONITION

Teflon7:

yes i am...please what does that image mean

it means pure and undiluted love right deep from the soul

Very soon they will start raping and bullying our citizens

General called mbaka from Aso rock with which phone abeg!!!

Jubril's inheritance from buhari!!! D buhari i know cnt be wearing his 2015 sneakers after 4yrs